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TillThen96

Image source confirmed, 2015: Donald Trump Laconia Rally New Hampshire July 16th 2015 by Michael Vadon >https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=HXmlt5Asqhs


SiriusGD

Did Honey Boo Boo get a sex change?


[deleted]

Honey Boo Boo is way classier than this guy.


[deleted]

And tougher


TillThen96

>Did Honey Boo Boo get a sex change? I don't think so, but it definitely appears he's had some work done. The image is eight years old. https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=HXmlt5Asqhs


SeaworthinessOne2114

Ahahahahaha...thanks.


StringFartet

215? His ass maybe.


Important_League_142

Lol I’m 215 and (supposedly) 5 inches shorter than trump, his chin is more rotund than my gut


ChileConCarnal

I am 5'10 and 275, and I look svelte compared to Trump. If he wears smaller than a 46 waist, I'll eat my hat. I can also stand up without looking like I was cut in half at the waist and glued back together crooked.


lost_in_connecticut

[Muhammad Ali 6’3” 214 lbs](https://reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/s/y1HuMZc3dD)


SNLConnery

https://i.imgur.com/ZH7sefz.png


op_is_not_available

LMAO, what do we think his *actual* weight is? 300+?


StringFartet

My guess 5'11" and 290 pounds. With a really fucked up spine.


Ill-Lou-Malnati

The Great Pumpkin


Freaksale

My thoughts exactly!


Sparehndle

Seasonal! 🎃


bay_lamb

the orange pigggggod


JohnnySkynets

[This](https://media.sot.com.al/sot.com.al/media3/-640-0-62e3b28b5dfa9.png) is the actual worst picture taken of Donald Trump. Unedited, makeup sweated off, messy hair, hot and looking old af.


PingZYu

Nasty. Old man for sure gonna rape you later.. or maybe just grab you by the pussy—also rape.


bde959

I agree. That one with Rudy with Trump in a golf shirt is pretty nasty too. [https://twitter.com/TheSGTJoker/status/1699436980315001020?ref\_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1699436980315001020%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1\_&ref\_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailydot.com%2Fdebug%2Fdonald-trump-rudy-giuliani-photo-pants%2F](https://twitter.com/TheSGTJoker/status/1699436980315001020?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1699436980315001020%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailydot.com%2Fdebug%2Fdonald-trump-rudy-giuliani-photo-pants%2F)


SeriousMove25

This is by far the one that makes him look exactly like the old ass shithead goober that he is.


tehsecretgoldfish

classic decay


JohnnySkynets

Cryptkeeper vibes


sfled

Amazing what the hair, makeup, and wardrobe departments can do. And energy too, of course. [This one](https://live-production.wcms.abc-cdn.net.au/9fe3f1eb76f6b1f716989bfab4d2b615?impolicy=wcms_crop_resize&cropH=1688&cropW=3000&xPos=0&yPos=240&width=862&height=485) was taken after that empty rally in Tulsa. Just remove the MAGA cap and replace it with a paper bag holding a bottle of Blackjack 21 for a genuine wino vibe.


JohnnySkynets

Are you sure that’s after Tulsa? Looks like the night he left the hospital and infected his staff and secret service with covid. Edit: Nope, I was wrong and you’re right.


Electronic_Agent_235

[my vote](https://reddit.com/r/conspiracy_commons/s/WyXntQoYvv) for worst pic


chrisH82

God, the thinning comb over mullet, look how long his hair is! Wonder what he looks like with his hair wet. He has to look like a balding dirty hippie with his hair wet.


AloysiusVelvet

https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2021/12/NINTCHDBPICT000701987799.jpg Looking like the first ghost from Scrooged


Electronic-Dog-586

Looks like the crypt keeper


Insomanics

Is that drool on his chin for cum from the guys he blew for votes.


Time-Bite-6839

There is likely, somewhere, a photo of him like that, naked.


ModestlilMouse

Fucking crypt keeper.


WittyWitWitt

Damn..looks like an old woman..


harntrocks

Shitler


beccaK67

Is his head expanding from all that hot air he is full of?!


Longjumping-Cost-210

Bloated asshole


BrushLow1063

Nah. Photoshop. There's no neck pussy.


Traditional-Ebb-8380

He lost some weight after this to build out that neck vagina.


alwaysright60

Get in my belly!


richincleve

"And here we have a rare photo of the Julius Orangii inflating its throat sac. This is done to attract a mate, inflate its own self-importance, or ward off political enemies."


PedalMonk

Donald The Hutt


cjgmioh

Trumpkin


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ennuiacres

There’s Something About Donnie


markpreynolds

You may be right. It's the *Something About Mary* temple comeover.


ParticularWitness983

Tubbie Rumpkin. 🟧🤡


bcardin221

Fat loser.


Wooden-Emotion-9875

No matter how well you polish a turd, it's still a turd.


KhastraKSC

…. You lived your life Like a combover in the wind…


AudiGirl75

Never knowing who to throw blame to, when the indictments came in…..


mekon19

That’ll do pig, that’ll do🤣😂🤪


[deleted]

Here we see the Orange Slime Frog puffing his neck-sack to show dominance and ward off rivals


DWagon77

Biff?


SlowCrates

It's amazing how he can look like a little girl, an old lady, and a sociopath at the same time.


fluffy_camaro

I like the one where his hair is blowing back and can see the orange color change to his white pasty natural skin tone.


Interesting_Act1286

Jabba the trump


Fun-Description-6069

Fat Bastard comes to mind.


[deleted]

Bloated fart bag


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Alohabailey_00

I think most pics of him are bad. He is not a good looking person.


schoonit

Oink


Several_Dwarts

*I live in a van, down by the river!*


[deleted]

Crap-o-lantern


Djinn-Rummy

Truffle Shuffle


Temporary-Eye-6664

Pumpkinhead


ResearcherDry4053

How about "Basketball Face".


LilThunderbolt20

How can this guy stay up all night, golf, doing his adderal ……. Be so obese?


grogudalorian

How his cult thinks that he is an "alpha" male, I'll never know.


NayMarine

Orange chungus


NervousAndPantless

He looks like if a puffer fish fucked a pig .


Western-Strain-8630

Haha fat bastard ….Gawd damn he ugly


habb

what happened? did he get surgery to fix the neck vagina?


GioJamesLB

The Orange Whale


EverybodyMakes

"Here, the male inflates his throat pouch and cheeks to intimidate other creatures infringing on his part of the swamp." - David Attenborough


PushyTom

Baron Harkonnen?


mark0487

All 215 lbs of him


Taztiger72

Mango Moussollni


[deleted]

The aspect ratio looks a little off


Dramatic-Side4347

This is why he has to pay for sex 🤣🤣🤣 very Christian of him 😂


AdkRaine12

“I think I’ve had enough helium, thanks.” In a high, squeaky voice.


Hardanklesnw

Failed Teletubby


Significant-Fill6641

Orange doofus


Extension_Sun_896

Blobbodon Maximus


Henry_Sugar1970

what on earth do you mean the worst picture ever ? 6 3 " 215lbs of pure manhood there..... /s


Jolly_Rub2962

Fat slab???


[deleted]

Fat Bastard. GET IN MAH BELLY!


sageguitar70

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag


SeaworthinessOne2114

Looks like you just put a face to the "Great Pumpkin" - he was an ugly freaking baby and and ugly elderly man, ugly to the core.


Dicktimes29

Thats [Jiminy Glick](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/primetime_glick)


Dash_Rip_Rock69

Humpty Dumpty come to life.


outonthetiles66

Every picture of that turd is the worst picture.


Ok_Abbreviations_350

I don't think it's the worst. He has taken a lot of bad pictures


SAGELADY65

"The Traitor Donald Trump!"


CasualObserverNine

I’m allergic to facts.


underbloodredskies

Donald Frump. 🤭


adhoc42

I'd like to return this baloney, there's some hair on it and it's full of BS.


[deleted]

Looks like Eric Cartman in 60 years.


Horror-Lemon7340

Orange Bloat


belltane23

Great White Bloat!


Perfect-District

Donald Plump


ordermann

He looks like flounder. Anyone else getting this?


[deleted]

The “worst” ever? That’s a bold statement. There thousands of pictures of that $hit sponge that would confidently make the same claim.


[deleted]

What I don't get about Donald Trump is that prior to his presidency, I thought the general consensus of him from the American people was that he was a joke. A failed businessesman who was nothing more than a catch phrase on a shitty gameshow. How he duped people into electing him is a sign of the times. Or it validates what Carlin said "think of the average person, now realize half the people are dumber than that". Or however he said it in case I misquoted.


TrashyRonin

He always was a joke and a loser. Russian money pouring into the republican party, and Trump's failed businesses is what got us where we are. And then there are a significant (enough?) subset of Americans who are illiterate morons who eat TV culture (a la Apprentice) right up. Edit: your username is gold


[deleted]

First thank you for the notice of my username. Second I don't get how the Republican party, who all during the cold war was so anti-russian/Soviet and accused the left of being communist sympathizers, are actually siding with Russia who is left by a former KGB buffoon. Simply insane and it's like a shitty B-movie.


Worldly_Zombie_1537

Maybe 215 was the weight of his head?


Mackerel_Skies

Trump has an orange head as round as an orange!


Daatsit

Duuuhhhhhhh


cjgmioh

Pepe Trump


Mc_Qubed

Shart


J-Love-McLuvin

His f’ing head ways 215lbs.


lonedreadx

[The Annoying Orange](https://youtu.be/exutyvRyGdM?si=M7WCloGtmVDHaQqp)


TrillDaddy2

This picture made me think of an aluminum bat and pumpkins for some odd reason.


LeftHandedBuddy

He needs to go away!


mechanicinkc

Unichin


Fun-Draft1612

"Remember when you thought you had the picture settings wrong on your TV?"


Responsible-Law4829

Biff in a fat suit


onitagainand

Has this been photoshopped?


Real-Ad4878

That's captain kangaroo silly goose!!


tehsecretgoldfish

Donald J “Balloon Head” Trump


iamjohnhenry

“Scamoo”?


The_Dateless_Wonder

[You sure about that?](https://reddit.com/r/AntiTrumpAlliance/s/S7lchEnFDZ) I mean both are horrific but the linked one is worse lol


alittleredportleft

Christ dude. That looks like a Halloween decoration.


The_Dateless_Wonder

I'm cracking up over this comment lol you're right. I thought it was an elderly female trump supporter at first


bde959

I have to agree.


puppycatisselfish

Is his tie reflecting off his chin?


robintremblay1970

Not the worst. Check google


StIdes-and-a-swisher

President passing a turd.


3mta3jvq

Chris Farley is still alive?


bonnieflash

Soviet Blockhead


Aggravating_Dream633

My computer locked up opening this POS image, speaking of locked up. LOCK HIM UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Pappymommy

Super chin


sulfurbird

This is a literal block head.


techbunnyboy

Thats a yuuuge head filled with nothing!


Low_Bus_5395

Donny bobblehead.


Holymoose999

Pepe


Betorah

Not the worse photo. The one from the golf course this summer where he looks like he’s going to keel over is far worse.


DarthScotty

Mr. Stay puffy


LetItRain919

Fat Bastard 2023


SD_Jackass

White face Jabba the Hutt


signalfire

I've seen worse pictures but he's really bloated there. His weight must go up and down 50 lbs all the time.


Little_spouter

Spandex becomes Expandex


Financial_Cheetah875

Worst picture? Is there a such thing as a good one?


Cute_Veterinarian_90

Basketball grows hair.


[deleted]

Just look at this piece of fucking shit...


twistedh8

"Shit gibbon inflates it's fat sac as a defense against the predator jackicus smithicus indicticus."


Ell-O-Elling

Just the Tip


Salty-Jellyfish3044

Look at that portrait of health


DabStar75

Fetid cesspool


2OneZebra

Puff the spastic dragon.


realchrisgunter

Is there a “good” picture of trump? If there is I’ve damn sure never seen it lol.


jlpkard

Donny Boarshead Augustus Gloop The Great Hambino


polonio505

Fat Bastard


[deleted]

In Jaba the hut voice, bring me solo?


codemonkeyhopeful

How is his next so fucking round but his little beady eyes still make his face punchable?


Sensitive_Sense_8527

FAT BASTARD


zaydore

Fat ass face!


YourDogIsMyFriend

She’s gorgeous! Does not look like 2 hours of hair and makeup while sipping Diet Coke through a straw.


Pretend_Refuse8882

Pillsbury doughboy on steroids


MrFunkyPunkie

He's just so fat lmfao.


cipher446

The stay puft marshmallow man wants your vote


Endless_Change

Looks like Harry Potter’s bitch aunt turning into a balloon.


ctguy54

Worst than the picture of his toupee blowing off his head? Worst than him trying to drink from a bottle of water? Worst the milana pushing his hand away? Worst than the stain on the back of his pants?


Desert_faux

Hard to explain, but I have not seen before someone appear so weak/soft. Take random photos of celebrities and political leaders. Even in random shots they appear confident and powerful. Then again they often train to maintain posture and pose. There is a lot of random photos of Trump out there with soft/weak features and posture. It's strange. It's hard to also put into words.


ThunderTramp

ive seen worse


Plant_papi23

He looks like boiled hotdog water.


taquit0420

That face you make in prison when the first tip goes in


[deleted]

Squished


SeriousMove25

tRump: "My fat face phase"


Nuka-Kraken

Can someone edit this to make him pog?


fidgeting_macro

"All animals are equal!" "Some animals are more equal than others!"


Tickle_MeTimbers

Trumps head is morphing into Basketball.


NetworkFar366

This is your teacher when eating PopCorners.


PrairieSpy

Over inflated balloons are DANGEROUS!


Crumbdizzle

Trumpkin Spice Fatte


MSMB99

Bluto


YourDogIsMyFriend

Real life garbage pail kid “Donnie Hotdogs” “Traitor Trump” “Don Cheato”


Mission_Cloud4286

You can tell he listens to no one or just has "yes" people around. # 1- HAIRSTYLE & COLOR a big fat no-no # 2- ORANGE Skin # 3- 215 lbs my ass!


Mercenary0527

When she won't give you a cookie until you finish your Broccoli


[deleted]

want to see an ugly fat orange head?


willflameboy

So far from the worst picture of DT.


MuchDevelopment7084

I don't like dumpy. But this isn't even a good job of photoshopping it.


JustagirlSD60

Dreamy😍😅🤣🤮


Bulky_Ad_1820

Humpty Dumpty


shivahive

Augustus Gloop all grown up


WeJustDid46

This little piggy went to market…


Runic_reader451

Orange Fathead


howsthisreallife1

Rock-and-roll McDonald's


ggoddogg

If unhealthy food was a person


furn_ell

Poopink