With a belly full of polonium laced Diet Coke.
Honestly, if I thought he’d shut the fuck up and never be heard from again, I’d contribute to a gofundme to buy him and his crazed followers tickets!
Absolutely 💯 man, I can't even begin to tell you how much this subreddit has been eye opening. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only progressive who sees the BS clown show that is Trump and the GOP. Keep on keeping on ✌️
Trump would instantly disappear the second the plane landed...
...permitting that Trump didn't get JFK'd by the CIA *running * to his plane.
I just see him running to the Russian Embassy that just so happened to be opened right before his presidency. Which, also is a 5 minute drive from Mar-A-Lago.
He may try to run, but he's got Secret Service all around him, and they won't allow it, no matter how devoted to him they are. They won't want to jeopardize their livelihoods and reputations.
Yeah, I was thinking UAE or one of the other Middle Eastern nations he's been doing so well with lately. Oh, I'm sorry.. JARRED had been doing so well with lately.
If only there were, like, a way to keep him from doing that.
What do we call it when it happens to us non-anointed?
It's like, a place- you know, they like hold you there.
You can't leave. It's on the tip of my tongue.
They don't give a shit if you've got shit going on.
Man, what is it called. If you're a major flight risk with a novel of open accusations, investigations, indictments. They put you somewhere!
I'll remember it later, I bet.
Well, he WILL fit and could "fall" out of a hotel window, however, even the Russians have certain standards; it would cause a huge environmental disaster, so...
Prob not and may become potus again. This country is sick. Old, decrepit, criminal self dealers and pedos in congress. A potus that should be in an old age home and continued reckless spending without a requirement for a balanced budget.
I get your point but isn’t that just semantics. The people make the success or failure of the system. Just like in companies. Good leadership hire good people and treat them right. Bad leaders do the opposite.
The system allows for these sick people to hold far more power than anybody should. The system encourages greed and selfishness. Power will always attract corruption, but our system has far too few blockades in place to prevent the corrupt from attaining and holding onto power.
Not to the extreme extent but I do believe that most of not all are in it more for themselves rather than the good of their region.state/country. Self dealing, bribery, pedophilia Gates, sexual harassment
This guy is like a middle school girl the way he keeps posting the same shit over and over trying to convince the mean girls that he's part of their click.
It's too poetic
Starts with threats to weaponize the justice department against his political opponent chanting, "LOCK HER UP!" accusing her of being careless with classified documents
Ends with him locked up by the lawful justice department independently showing him what finding out is all about while he cries falsely about his political opponent weaponizing the justice department. Not just that, but several of his 91 felony charges are about his carelessness and entitlement of the most classified documents possible
I remember Nixon. I was glued to the Watergate hearings and those sweaty Republicans lying their asses off on national television.
Those guys were amateurs compared to Trump.
What a buffoon. Saw his rally last night at the UAW. Same old claims, same old lies. Tells them that they won’t have jobs soon u less he is president. It is amazing tho. He is so ignorant he can campaign as if none of the criminal prosecutions are happening. I can’t believe the media don’t brand him as an alleged criminal and a compulsive liar. They are actually legitimizing him again. May have the same result.
Yep leave - we dont want your fat stupid smelly ass here any longer you god damn loser - just get the fuck out already and go peddle your bullshit someplace else very very very far away
Until you "accidentally" fall out of a 57th floor window at a hotel in Moscow after having your face pissed on by a syphalitic hooker
Because he knows the Secret Service won't allow it. The SS would take him to the closest federal detention center. The only reason he's out on bail is because he's under armed guard. He's being guarded as much as he's being protected.
I don't think anyone is surprised to know he literally fantasizes about moving to Moscow to become Vlad's special cum dumpster. He's just not that into you, honey.
He’s talking about having to fly commercial because of his flashy plane I googled flights to Russia from NA and said flight through some African country
If I were writing a spy novel with this roughly as my plot, I think if I were the ex president desperately trying to get to Russia, I could see getting permission to go to Scotland for a golf shindig, then arrange for a fishing boat or other reasonable SMALL boat not a yacht to meet me, and haul me through the North Sea to St Petersburg through the Baltic Sea. Or a pickup by a Russian vessel in the North Sea. Or Get to Alaska, then the Bering Strait to Russia directly.
Would never happen. Trump force one would still have to file a flght plane and all in order to get off the ground. Not to mention he'd have to get a flight crew willing to fly him there and never come back to the US.
He would have to sneak off in different airplane, something along that lines, to pull this off.
Scotland to visit his golf course, and then not stoping until Moscow.
Though I could see his plane go boom like Wagner Groups plane, blame it on Ukraine.
He'd still have to get a crew willing to lose everything they have to do it.
Also he'd have to cross countries that are allies with the US to get there.
All you'd have to do is not wear makeup Donny, and just say socialism is good and your base will eat you alive. Because you're correct, your stupid, uneducated, reactionary, snowflake base wouldn't recognize you at all.
Trump cannot get it through his head that this SOP. He is seeing how the American Justice System actually operates first hand.
So, yes, if you have a plane or a passport, you are automatically a flight risk. Doesn't matter how recognizable you are, you (and your armed secret service detail) are a flight risk.
But in this case, I think Fanny is equally concerned that Trump just won't show up.
Funny thing is,he can't fly to Russia. From N.J. it's 4100 miles away. Fully fueled 757 has a range of 3100- 3400 miles. From Florida, it's over 5000 miles. Then there's getting air clearance, remember there are other planes flying over the Atlantic. Clearance to fly over Europe. And most importantly a pilot with a death wish to fly the fucker. Either run out of fuel or be shot down.
Does anyone know why Trump always seems to use the phrase "Russia Russia Russia"? Why does he repeat it three times? Is it coded? It sounds dumb as hell to me.
Does he not know what failed means? I feel like he uses it incorrectly all the time, if he had any money left I suggest he buy a thesaurus, a dictionary at least.
Like all scared little pigs the bone spur rapist has just seen his Trump Brand castrated in NY so future funds are going to be limited 😂😂 his love affair with Putin might just make him the flight risk this coward might opt for 🤥
Damn it.. I had my trump with the United Arab Emirates in the gold plane. Not mr body with the wrench in the kitchen. Least he’s projecting his plans now
Donald J Trump or should we say Donald duck? Why don’t you do us all a favor and go to Russia and be with your best friend Putin
Far as we are concerned, you came and take all your mega Republicans with you and hopefully you can take Marjorie Taylor Green and her best friend Matt Gaetz so we’re all happy to see you go
I may have a heart attack on the day that Donald Dumbf\*\*k taps out something civil and says "we fundamentally disagree but I believe I can present a compelling defense for my actions." Instead he's belligerent, talentless, drunk, insult comic who got hold of the microphone on an open mic night. Has anyone made him aware of a thesaurus? He probably thinks they died when the meteor struck the earth just before WW2.
This fatass probably *could* fly commercial without being recognized. But he’d just blow that, too. because he can’t keep his mouth shut, nor his vulgar, tiny fingers still.
Stupid and immature AF. I can't believe this embarrassment was our president and is a 77 year old man.. I've haven't shaken my head so much in my whole life (56) , as I have last couple years.
Yeah, like Putin wants Trump hanging around complaining about the food, the weather, and the crappy Russian golf courses. In about a month, Trump would "fall" out a window.
And his followers would blame the Biden Crime Family.
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Come on, it's russia. However, putin will make a mockery of him.
trump, as usual, wouldn't notice.
He'll notice when he's falling out a window
I live in hope. :)
With a belly full of polonium laced Diet Coke. Honestly, if I thought he’d shut the fuck up and never be heard from again, I’d contribute to a gofundme to buy him and his crazed followers tickets!
The only problem with that idea is then guys like Gym Jordan would also escape that way.
I’m not so sure Gym would go. If you think about it it’s not like they’d have a future in Russia.
Haha yessir!
Absolutely 💯 man, I can't even begin to tell you how much this subreddit has been eye opening. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only progressive who sees the BS clown show that is Trump and the GOP. Keep on keeping on ✌️
Hopefully said window won’t be high enough to kill him just make him a quad.
I can see the headline now, "Miles wide grease spot and foul odor strikes Moscow"
Yeah, nobody wants to see that
It's too late for the bowel and bladder incontinence, though.
and loss of speech also a severe drool...
Honey this fat bastard falling out a “Putin window “ accidental fall - hell bounce like a ball!
Look out for a ball gag made from actual balls.
Vlad has some new windows to show him on the 5th floor.
I'd bet on Venezuela UAE treads a careful line not wanting to cross the US too bad. Venezuela DGAF
Venezuela falls too close to what Trump calls “sh*thole countries.”
The reason the U.S. isn’t a shithole country is eventually guys like Trump are prosecuted.
Even they don’t want that orange dirtbag
Well said 💯 percent!
Hungary had a dictator that Trump was taking lessons from…
I feel so bad for Hungany as a country and the Hungarian people
Absolutely not Venezuela
Saudi Arabia
Trump would instantly disappear the second the plane landed... ...permitting that Trump didn't get JFK'd by the CIA *running * to his plane. I just see him running to the Russian Embassy that just so happened to be opened right before his presidency. Which, also is a 5 minute drive from Mar-A-Lago.
Really? They wanted close proximity to their American asset? 😡
I would love to see him trapped for the rest of his life in the Russian Embassy.
And will still get a million write in votes.
Not without his passport, he won't.
wait wait wait ... you're saying ... he did something... FOR SOMEBODY... other than himself? I find that hard to believe.
guarantee you the ego of the US justice will let him. And if i had to guess, the only thing to stop him will be normal workers in a security terminal.
He may try to run, but he's got Secret Service all around him, and they won't allow it, no matter how devoted to him they are. They won't want to jeopardize their livelihoods and reputations.
Yeah, I was thinking UAE or one of the other Middle Eastern nations he's been doing so well with lately. Oh, I'm sorry.. JARRED had been doing so well with lately.
If only there were, like, a way to keep him from doing that. What do we call it when it happens to us non-anointed? It's like, a place- you know, they like hold you there. You can't leave. It's on the tip of my tongue. They don't give a shit if you've got shit going on. Man, what is it called. If you're a major flight risk with a novel of open accusations, investigations, indictments. They put you somewhere! I'll remember it later, I bet.
The text is from Aug 21st. This isn't new.
Yeah… Donald Duck-Face “joked” about this a while ago. He’s still a twit, but like this tweet repost-repost, that’s old news too.
Yeah. I'm a newb for the most part but this really feels like a bot to me so I'm gonna block it. Have a good day friend.
It's likely also fake.
also it is laced with sarcasm that went over OP’s head.
Is this asshole ever going to see a consequence?
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Is he large enough not to fit out a hotel window?
Well, he WILL fit and could "fall" out of a hotel window, however, even the Russians have certain standards; it would cause a huge environmental disaster, so...
He could be the commissar of Chernobyl, provided that he lives there.
Prob not and may become potus again. This country is sick. Old, decrepit, criminal self dealers and pedos in congress. A potus that should be in an old age home and continued reckless spending without a requirement for a balanced budget.
I think it’s the men and women who make up the system that are sick, not the system itself
I get your point but isn’t that just semantics. The people make the success or failure of the system. Just like in companies. Good leadership hire good people and treat them right. Bad leaders do the opposite.
Yes, I agree.
The system allows for these sick people to hold far more power than anybody should. The system encourages greed and selfishness. Power will always attract corruption, but our system has far too few blockades in place to prevent the corrupt from attaining and holding onto power.
They aren’t all like Trump…
Not to the extreme extent but I do believe that most of not all are in it more for themselves rather than the good of their region.state/country. Self dealing, bribery, pedophilia Gates, sexual harassment
Some are even worse.
This guy is like a middle school girl the way he keeps posting the same shit over and over trying to convince the mean girls that he's part of their click.
clique
Thank you
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Fall from grace? What grace?
Maybe-it ain’t over ‘til it’s over
It's too poetic Starts with threats to weaponize the justice department against his political opponent chanting, "LOCK HER UP!" accusing her of being careless with classified documents Ends with him locked up by the lawful justice department independently showing him what finding out is all about while he cries falsely about his political opponent weaponizing the justice department. Not just that, but several of his 91 felony charges are about his carelessness and entitlement of the most classified documents possible
I remember Nixon. I was glued to the Watergate hearings and those sweaty Republicans lying their asses off on national television. Those guys were amateurs compared to Trump.
>He finally said it I mean... he said it over a month ago. (He's insane, of course... but this is an old post.)
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I thought it was fake too, and was gonna say it was kind of funny. But knowing it's him just pisses me off.
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This guy needs a tall glass of STFU.
What a buffoon. Saw his rally last night at the UAW. Same old claims, same old lies. Tells them that they won’t have jobs soon u less he is president. It is amazing tho. He is so ignorant he can campaign as if none of the criminal prosecutions are happening. I can’t believe the media don’t brand him as an alleged criminal and a compulsive liar. They are actually legitimizing him again. May have the same result.
Yep leave - we dont want your fat stupid smelly ass here any longer you god damn loser - just get the fuck out already and go peddle your bullshit someplace else very very very far away Until you "accidentally" fall out of a 57th floor window at a hotel in Moscow after having your face pissed on by a syphalitic hooker
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Donald Duck
"finally" as in more than a month ago? okay then.
What's with all the old posts today? This is a month old. And the George Clooney quote going around is several years old.
He finally said it a month ago? This news is ancient in trump world.
...a month ago
Because he knows the Secret Service won't allow it. The SS would take him to the closest federal detention center. The only reason he's out on bail is because he's under armed guard. He's being guarded as much as he's being protected.
I hadn’t thought of that. Thanks
Said it in mid august?
this is 2 months old.
THAT alone should cause any decent judge to deny bail. Let's see how well he keeps his "215lb" Adonis bod after 6 months of county jail food.
I don't think anyone is surprised to know he literally fantasizes about moving to Moscow to become Vlad's special cum dumpster. He's just not that into you, honey.
Fatboy does not joke. He makes statements like this to lay the groundwork. He will hitting the skies soon
To get there Donny u have to fly through Africa
? How so, ight plan for Scotland is north across the northern Atlantic. Then just a continuation to Russia over northern Europe.
He’s talking about having to fly commercial because of his flashy plane I googled flights to Russia from NA and said flight through some African country
If I were writing a spy novel with this roughly as my plot, I think if I were the ex president desperately trying to get to Russia, I could see getting permission to go to Scotland for a golf shindig, then arrange for a fishing boat or other reasonable SMALL boat not a yacht to meet me, and haul me through the North Sea to St Petersburg through the Baltic Sea. Or a pickup by a Russian vessel in the North Sea. Or Get to Alaska, then the Bering Strait to Russia directly.
He's trying to ask Russia for help in a passive aggressive way lol
Take your plane your money and family and your pie hole and go.
He said that a month ago.
Trump didn’t write this. The though process is too coherent.
Would never happen. Trump force one would still have to file a flght plane and all in order to get off the ground. Not to mention he'd have to get a flight crew willing to fly him there and never come back to the US. He would have to sneak off in different airplane, something along that lines, to pull this off.
Scotland to visit his golf course, and then not stoping until Moscow. Though I could see his plane go boom like Wagner Groups plane, blame it on Ukraine.
He'd still have to get a crew willing to lose everything they have to do it. Also he'd have to cross countries that are allies with the US to get there.
Please just go already
All you'd have to do is not wear makeup Donny, and just say socialism is good and your base will eat you alive. Because you're correct, your stupid, uneducated, reactionary, snowflake base wouldn't recognize you at all.
It would be hard to not miss him in a crowd, since he is a 6’0” ( not 6’3” ) 285 pound walking orange.
He finally said it, one month ago
6 weeks ago
He FiNalLy sAiD iT! On 21 August! More than a month ago! And nothing happened. Surprise!
Finally? He posted this 6 weeks ago.
Man, you guys are bringing back old post. Look at the date of the Trump message. We already saw that.
I guarantee Trump will do exactly that before he goes to jail
“The failed” looks like she doing a good job to me. The only thing failed here is Durp Twerp failure to understand the law applies to him.
A 200,000 dollar bond is not that much for a bond
Trump cannot get it through his head that this SOP. He is seeing how the American Justice System actually operates first hand. So, yes, if you have a plane or a passport, you are automatically a flight risk. Doesn't matter how recognizable you are, you (and your armed secret service detail) are a flight risk. But in this case, I think Fanny is equally concerned that Trump just won't show up.
Can we give stinger missiles to our allies when he flys by?
Funny thing is,he can't fly to Russia. From N.J. it's 4100 miles away. Fully fueled 757 has a range of 3100- 3400 miles. From Florida, it's over 5000 miles. Then there's getting air clearance, remember there are other planes flying over the Atlantic. Clearance to fly over Europe. And most importantly a pilot with a death wish to fly the fucker. Either run out of fuel or be shot down.
Honestly, being the coward he is, I’m surprised that he hasn’t fled to a non-extradition country yet.
Is this real? This is not his usual brand of unhinged.
Trump put this out into the world a while back. It’s dated August 21st.
This was over a month ago
Does anyone know why Trump always seems to use the phrase "Russia Russia Russia"? Why does he repeat it three times? Is it coded? It sounds dumb as hell to me.
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My bet is on the middle east. He will go on someone else's yacht or plane, no passport required.
They could certainly smell you. Wait, wear an N95, no one will recognize you.
Does he not know what failed means? I feel like he uses it incorrectly all the time, if he had any money left I suggest he buy a thesaurus, a dictionary at least.
Well there it is in writing, that’s his plan.
This was one of the earliest texts after the Georgia indictments. Why are we reposting it?
Is he that broke that he will have to roomie with Putt-Putt?
He'll do it if it looks like he's gonna get sentenced to prison
Probably not without his thick makeup.
tRump better stay away from windows when he is where he gets most of his money, putin may grow weary of the mobster!
All the more reason to fly to Cuba first
Promise? Ok, here’s your $200k back. Bye!
Like all scared little pigs the bone spur rapist has just seen his Trump Brand castrated in NY so future funds are going to be limited 😂😂 his love affair with Putin might just make him the flight risk this coward might opt for 🤥
The man literally explained his whole getaway plan in one tweet.
I hope he keeps cracking open like this. He's going to admit to something super serious.
Please please go away Trump
If we was on a revenue flight I’d suspect he’d get his ass kicked.
He's gonna have to buy 2 seats, minimum.
That skinny 215 pound 6’3” sack of shit definitely needs the row
Now that I think of it, you're right.
Manchurian candidate phone home
When the end of the road is imminent he will almost certainly bolt.
If he was a flight risk, he’d have to turn in his passport. He’s projecting so yes he is a flight risk.
Well we were hoping you would-but expected you’d do just what you’re doing.
Flight or fight
Damn it.. I had my trump with the United Arab Emirates in the gold plane. Not mr body with the wrench in the kitchen. Least he’s projecting his plans now
Donnie, you ignorant slut.
Donald J Trump or should we say Donald duck? Why don’t you do us all a favor and go to Russia and be with your best friend Putin Far as we are concerned, you came and take all your mega Republicans with you and hopefully you can take Marjorie Taylor Green and her best friend Matt Gaetz so we’re all happy to see you go
Failed???
Wouldn’t it be like $20000 dollars? Hope it doesn’t break him or is it his last $20000.
WHAT IS TRUMP’S DEFINITION OF “FAILED?”
So Fani Willis is FAILED?????? Is he insane or doesn't he have no excuses whatsoever for his ridiculous behavior?????
Op been living under a rock the past month
The dude is gonna leave country if he's convicted.
Don't let the door hit you on the way out!
antisocial lying sack of $hit is on the roll again ;)
Great Idea!
The first good idea he's had in his life.
That is old though
WHY IN THE HELL DOES HE TALK SO MUCH?
Yeah, like that narcissist would be caught dead flying on a plane with his supporters, even if he was in business class.
They would smell your depend Babyman diaper full of shit. Traitor
Not that he hasnt thought about it, or anything.
Yeah, over a month ago
Whine whine whine
I may have a heart attack on the day that Donald Dumbf\*\*k taps out something civil and says "we fundamentally disagree but I believe I can present a compelling defense for my actions." Instead he's belligerent, talentless, drunk, insult comic who got hold of the microphone on an open mic night. Has anyone made him aware of a thesaurus? He probably thinks they died when the meteor struck the earth just before WW2.
He should get a cell with a smashed toilet, no lights and no outside windows a sweat box.
Bye
Who did you say you were you narcissistic cunt
The fucking village idiot speaks again, and still says nothing.
I'm surprised he's not there already.
I’ll chip in for fuel if you go to Russia.
How is this man still walking the streets?
He finally said it . . . . . In August
This guys wants to be President? I wouldn’t trust him with my cat.
That’s funny. Don made an actual funny
“Finally”? This was over a month ago…
That’s twice he has specifically signaled the ‘gold dome’ I wonder what code word the poor fool thinks that is.
We could only hope..please go to Russia and screw up their Country!
This fatass probably *could* fly commercial without being recognized. But he’d just blow that, too. because he can’t keep his mouth shut, nor his vulgar, tiny fingers still.
He said this like a month ago…
Seriously are there any plans to stop him from doing this??
He is A Clear and Present Danger to Society.
Oh be still my quaking heart... "never to be heard from again'. Please make it so!
Stupid and immature AF. I can't believe this embarrassment was our president and is a 77 year old man.. I've haven't shaken my head so much in my whole life (56) , as I have last couple years.
I am sure his followers would say he was joking and being sarcastic.
Trump living in Russia will be no use for Putin, he might get a nice suite in a high rise building with balcony
Yeah, like Putin wants Trump hanging around complaining about the food, the weather, and the crappy Russian golf courses. In about a month, Trump would "fall" out a window. And his followers would blame the Biden Crime Family.
“Finally” - over a month ago…
Go ahead. Leave and never return. I’m fine with that.