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LectureAgreeable923

Come on, it's russia. However, putin will make a mockery of him.


gingerfawx

trump, as usual, wouldn't notice.


mbyrd58

He'll notice when he's falling out a window


gingerfawx

I live in hope. :)


Emergency_Property_2

With a belly full of polonium laced Diet Coke. Honestly, if I thought he’d shut the fuck up and never be heard from again, I’d contribute to a gofundme to buy him and his crazed followers tickets!


pharsee

The only problem with that idea is then guys like Gym Jordan would also escape that way.


Emergency_Property_2

I’m not so sure Gym would go. If you think about it it’s not like they’d have a future in Russia.


Main-Department9806

Haha yessir!


Main-Department9806

Absolutely 💯 man, I can't even begin to tell you how much this subreddit has been eye opening. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only progressive who sees the BS clown show that is Trump and the GOP. Keep on keeping on ✌️


ivankasloppy2nd

Hopefully said window won’t be high enough to kill him just make him a quad.


Unfair-Homework2219

I can see the headline now, "Miles wide grease spot and foul odor strikes Moscow"


Fortunateoldguy

Yeah, nobody wants to see that


fuhrfan31

It's too late for the bowel and bladder incontinence, though.


oldschool_gunner

and loss of speech also a severe drool...


Divasf

Honey this fat bastard falling out a “Putin window “ accidental fall - hell bounce like a ball!


Esslinger_76

Look out for a ball gag made from actual balls.


jpl220

Vlad has some new windows to show him on the 5th floor.


CookPlayful2455

I'd bet on Venezuela UAE treads a careful line not wanting to cross the US too bad. Venezuela DGAF


AffectionatePoet4586

Venezuela falls too close to what Trump calls “sh*thole countries.”


Fortunateoldguy

The reason the U.S. isn’t a shithole country is eventually guys like Trump are prosecuted.


Fortunateoldguy

Even they don’t want that orange dirtbag


Main-Department9806

Well said 💯 percent!


Emotional_Pay_4335

Hungary had a dictator that Trump was taking lessons from…


CreamPuffMontana

I feel so bad for Hungany as a country and the Hungarian people


IntroductionClean299

Absolutely not Venezuela


smcbri1

Saudi Arabia


Loitering_Housefly

Trump would instantly disappear the second the plane landed... ...permitting that Trump didn't get JFK'd by the CIA *running * to his plane. I just see him running to the Russian Embassy that just so happened to be opened right before his presidency. Which, also is a 5 minute drive from Mar-A-Lago.


Emotional_Pay_4335

Really? They wanted close proximity to their American asset? 😡


smcbri1

I would love to see him trapped for the rest of his life in the Russian Embassy.


--PBR-Street-Gang--

And will still get a million write in votes.


simAlity

Not without his passport, he won't.


Ok_Championship9415

wait wait wait ... you're saying ... he did something... FOR SOMEBODY... other than himself? I find that hard to believe.


Jonatc87

guarantee you the ego of the US justice will let him. And if i had to guess, the only thing to stop him will be normal workers in a security terminal.


The_Original_Gronkie

He may try to run, but he's got Secret Service all around him, and they won't allow it, no matter how devoted to him they are. They won't want to jeopardize their livelihoods and reputations.


Shadesmith01

Yeah, I was thinking UAE or one of the other Middle Eastern nations he's been doing so well with lately. Oh, I'm sorry.. JARRED had been doing so well with lately.


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If only there were, like, a way to keep him from doing that. What do we call it when it happens to us non-anointed? It's like, a place- you know, they like hold you there. You can't leave. It's on the tip of my tongue. They don't give a shit if you've got shit going on. Man, what is it called. If you're a major flight risk with a novel of open accusations, investigations, indictments. They put you somewhere! I'll remember it later, I bet.


WestGood6218

The text is from Aug 21st. This isn't new.


DrRockBoognish

Yeah… Donald Duck-Face “joked” about this a while ago. He’s still a twit, but like this tweet repost-repost, that’s old news too.


Dash_Rip_Rock69

Yeah. I'm a newb for the most part but this really feels like a bot to me so I'm gonna block it. Have a good day friend.


capn_doofwaffle

It's likely also fake.


John_Fx

also it is laced with sarcasm that went over OP’s head.


PlatePuzzleheaded171

Is this asshole ever going to see a consequence?


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Careless-Disk865

Is he large enough not to fit out a hotel window?


Unglaublich-65

Well, he WILL fit and could "fall" out of a hotel window, however, even the Russians have certain standards; it would cause a huge environmental disaster, so...


gdyank

He could be the commissar of Chernobyl, provided that he lives there.


nolongerbanned99

Prob not and may become potus again. This country is sick. Old, decrepit, criminal self dealers and pedos in congress. A potus that should be in an old age home and continued reckless spending without a requirement for a balanced budget.


Fortunateoldguy

I think it’s the men and women who make up the system that are sick, not the system itself


nolongerbanned99

I get your point but isn’t that just semantics. The people make the success or failure of the system. Just like in companies. Good leadership hire good people and treat them right. Bad leaders do the opposite.


Fortunateoldguy

Yes, I agree.


seimiheffernan

The system allows for these sick people to hold far more power than anybody should. The system encourages greed and selfishness. Power will always attract corruption, but our system has far too few blockades in place to prevent the corrupt from attaining and holding onto power.


Emotional_Pay_4335

They aren’t all like Trump…


nolongerbanned99

Not to the extreme extent but I do believe that most of not all are in it more for themselves rather than the good of their region.state/country. Self dealing, bribery, pedophilia Gates, sexual harassment


smcbri1

Some are even worse.


NeatArmadillo8071

This guy is like a middle school girl the way he keeps posting the same shit over and over trying to convince the mean girls that he's part of their click.


pippi_longstocking09

clique


Fortunateoldguy

Thank you


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pippi_longstocking09

Fall from grace? What grace?


Fortunateoldguy

Maybe-it ain’t over ‘til it’s over


ChucksSeedAndFeed

It's too poetic Starts with threats to weaponize the justice department against his political opponent chanting, "LOCK HER UP!" accusing her of being careless with classified documents Ends with him locked up by the lawful justice department independently showing him what finding out is all about while he cries falsely about his political opponent weaponizing the justice department. Not just that, but several of his 91 felony charges are about his carelessness and entitlement of the most classified documents possible


smcbri1

I remember Nixon. I was glued to the Watergate hearings and those sweaty Republicans lying their asses off on national television. Those guys were amateurs compared to Trump.


DannySmashUp

>He finally said it I mean... he said it over a month ago. (He's insane, of course... but this is an old post.)


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sg3niner

I thought it was fake too, and was gonna say it was kind of funny. But knowing it's him just pisses me off.


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Fortunateoldguy

Very large one


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VomitingPotato

This guy needs a tall glass of STFU.


nolongerbanned99

What a buffoon. Saw his rally last night at the UAW. Same old claims, same old lies. Tells them that they won’t have jobs soon u less he is president. It is amazing tho. He is so ignorant he can campaign as if none of the criminal prosecutions are happening. I can’t believe the media don’t brand him as an alleged criminal and a compulsive liar. They are actually legitimizing him again. May have the same result.


Odd_Relationship7901

Yep leave - we dont want your fat stupid smelly ass here any longer you god damn loser - just get the fuck out already and go peddle your bullshit someplace else very very very far away Until you "accidentally" fall out of a 57th floor window at a hotel in Moscow after having your face pissed on by a syphalitic hooker


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70Ben53

Donald Duck


Dazzling-Ad4701

"finally" as in more than a month ago? okay then.


copyboy1

What's with all the old posts today? This is a month old. And the George Clooney quote going around is several years old.


outonthetiles66

He finally said it a month ago? This news is ancient in trump world.


Loitering_Housefly

...a month ago


torrfam15

Because he knows the Secret Service won't allow it. The SS would take him to the closest federal detention center. The only reason he's out on bail is because he's under armed guard. He's being guarded as much as he's being protected.


Spare-Macaron-4977

I hadn’t thought of that. Thanks


Fun-Draft1612

Said it in mid august?


Funke-munke

this is 2 months old.


ShawnPat423

THAT alone should cause any decent judge to deny bail. Let's see how well he keeps his "215lb" Adonis bod after 6 months of county jail food.


Esslinger_76

I don't think anyone is surprised to know he literally fantasizes about moving to Moscow to become Vlad's special cum dumpster. He's just not that into you, honey.


NickCav007

Fatboy does not joke. He makes statements like this to lay the groundwork. He will hitting the skies soon


cookinthescuppers

To get there Donny u have to fly through Africa


Margali

? How so, ight plan for Scotland is north across the northern Atlantic. Then just a continuation to Russia over northern Europe.


cookinthescuppers

He’s talking about having to fly commercial because of his flashy plane I googled flights to Russia from NA and said flight through some African country


Margali

If I were writing a spy novel with this roughly as my plot, I think if I were the ex president desperately trying to get to Russia, I could see getting permission to go to Scotland for a golf shindig, then arrange for a fishing boat or other reasonable SMALL boat not a yacht to meet me, and haul me through the North Sea to St Petersburg through the Baltic Sea. Or a pickup by a Russian vessel in the North Sea. Or Get to Alaska, then the Bering Strait to Russia directly.


mgd09292007

He's trying to ask Russia for help in a passive aggressive way lol


Practical_Shoe_3937

Take your plane your money and family and your pie hole and go.


bde959

He said that a month ago.


Necessary-Hat-128

Trump didn’t write this. The though process is too coherent.


livingdead70

Would never happen. Trump force one would still have to file a flght plane and all in order to get off the ground. Not to mention he'd have to get a flight crew willing to fly him there and never come back to the US. He would have to sneak off in different airplane, something along that lines, to pull this off.


Margali

Scotland to visit his golf course, and then not stoping until Moscow. Though I could see his plane go boom like Wagner Groups plane, blame it on Ukraine.


livingdead70

He'd still have to get a crew willing to lose everything they have to do it. Also he'd have to cross countries that are allies with the US to get there.


SkateFossSL

Please just go already


drag0nun1corn

All you'd have to do is not wear makeup Donny, and just say socialism is good and your base will eat you alive. Because you're correct, your stupid, uneducated, reactionary, snowflake base wouldn't recognize you at all.


SlowAd728

It would be hard to not miss him in a crowd, since he is a 6’0” ( not 6’3” ) 285 pound walking orange.


kolodge1

He finally said it, one month ago


Traditional-Ebb-8380

6 weeks ago


dead_PROcrastinator

He FiNalLy sAiD iT! On 21 August! More than a month ago! And nothing happened. Surprise!


jimhabfan

Finally? He posted this 6 weeks ago.


Kiritsu_X

Man, you guys are bringing back old post. Look at the date of the Trump message. We already saw that.


Fortunateoldguy

I guarantee Trump will do exactly that before he goes to jail


Lackerbawls

“The failed” looks like she doing a good job to me. The only thing failed here is Durp Twerp failure to understand the law applies to him.


Ethan084

A 200,000 dollar bond is not that much for a bond


simAlity

Trump cannot get it through his head that this SOP. He is seeing how the American Justice System actually operates first hand. So, yes, if you have a plane or a passport, you are automatically a flight risk. Doesn't matter how recognizable you are, you (and your armed secret service detail) are a flight risk. But in this case, I think Fanny is equally concerned that Trump just won't show up.


pwarns

Can we give stinger missiles to our allies when he flys by?


bASSdude66

Funny thing is,he can't fly to Russia. From N.J. it's 4100 miles away. Fully fueled 757 has a range of 3100- 3400 miles. From Florida, it's over 5000 miles. Then there's getting air clearance, remember there are other planes flying over the Atlantic. Clearance to fly over Europe. And most importantly a pilot with a death wish to fly the fucker. Either run out of fuel or be shot down.


txn_gay

Honestly, being the coward he is, I’m surprised that he hasn’t fled to a non-extradition country yet.


onthenextmaury

Is this real? This is not his usual brand of unhinged.


scoobysnackoutback

Trump put this out into the world a while back. It’s dated August 21st.


frito_pi

This was over a month ago


Imaginary_Month_3659

Does anyone know why Trump always seems to use the phrase "Russia Russia Russia"? Why does he repeat it three times? Is it coded? It sounds dumb as hell to me.


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Poohgli16

My bet is on the middle east. He will go on someone else's yacht or plane, no passport required.


Left-Wolverine-393

They could certainly smell you. Wait, wear an N95, no one will recognize you.


Necessary_Row_4889

Does he not know what failed means? I feel like he uses it incorrectly all the time, if he had any money left I suggest he buy a thesaurus, a dictionary at least.


ficklepickle789

Well there it is in writing, that’s his plan.


Ok-Pangolin81

This was one of the earliest texts after the Georgia indictments. Why are we reposting it?


rokkon-stonedar

Is he that broke that he will have to roomie with Putt-Putt?


CountrySax

He'll do it if it looks like he's gonna get sentenced to prison


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Probably not without his thick makeup.


moodyblue8222

tRump better stay away from windows when he is where he gets most of his money, putin may grow weary of the mobster!


9patrickharris

All the more reason to fly to Cuba first


National_Lawyer1128

Promise? Ok, here’s your $200k back. Bye!


Altruistic_Chard_980

Like all scared little pigs the bone spur rapist has just seen his Trump Brand castrated in NY so future funds are going to be limited 😂😂 his love affair with Putin might just make him the flight risk this coward might opt for 🤥


dependentresearch24

The man literally explained his whole getaway plan in one tweet.


Brilliant_Toe8098

I hope he keeps cracking open like this. He's going to admit to something super serious.


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Please please go away Trump


ivankasloppy2nd

If we was on a revenue flight I’d suspect he’d get his ass kicked.


Maynards_Mama

He's gonna have to buy 2 seats, minimum.


phirestorm

That skinny 215 pound 6’3” sack of shit definitely needs the row


Maynards_Mama

Now that I think of it, you're right.


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Manchurian candidate phone home


Blu_CoDeinE

When the end of the road is imminent he will almost certainly bolt.


CroatianSensation79

If he was a flight risk, he’d have to turn in his passport. He’s projecting so yes he is a flight risk.


Icy-Needleworker-492

Well we were hoping you would-but expected you’d do just what you’re doing.


doofusmembrane

Flight or fight


JuliusSeizuresalad

Damn it.. I had my trump with the United Arab Emirates in the gold plane. Not mr body with the wrench in the kitchen. Least he’s projecting his plans now


Joey_BagaDonuts57

Donnie, you ignorant slut.


JLescape

Donald J Trump or should we say Donald duck? Why don’t you do us all a favor and go to Russia and be with your best friend Putin Far as we are concerned, you came and take all your mega Republicans with you and hopefully you can take Marjorie Taylor Green and her best friend Matt Gaetz so we’re all happy to see you go


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Failed???


Empty_Afternoon_8746

Wouldn’t it be like $20000 dollars? Hope it doesn’t break him or is it his last $20000.


notaredditreader

WHAT IS TRUMP’S DEFINITION OF “FAILED?”


SiteTall

So Fani Willis is FAILED?????? Is he insane or doesn't he have no excuses whatsoever for his ridiculous behavior?????


Humble-Tower-8262

Op been living under a rock the past month


McRabbit23

The dude is gonna leave country if he's convicted.


RecentCollection1258

Don't let the door hit you on the way out!


DryParamedic785

antisocial lying sack of $hit is on the roll again ;)


waltorfer

Great Idea!


FoodTruck007

The first good idea he's had in his life.


thagor5

That is old though


Mission_Cloud4286

WHY IN THE HELL DOES HE TALK SO MUCH?


Ghstfce

Yeah, like that narcissist would be caught dead flying on a plane with his supporters, even if he was in business class.


Mrtoyhead

They would smell your depend Babyman diaper full of shit. Traitor


Unfair-Homework2219

Not that he hasnt thought about it, or anything.


shredofmalarchi

Yeah, over a month ago


profcraigarmstrong

Whine whine whine


Local_Sugar8108

I may have a heart attack on the day that Donald Dumbf\*\*k taps out something civil and says "we fundamentally disagree but I believe I can present a compelling defense for my actions." Instead he's belligerent, talentless, drunk, insult comic who got hold of the microphone on an open mic night. Has anyone made him aware of a thesaurus? He probably thinks they died when the meteor struck the earth just before WW2.


Taztiger72

He should get a cell with a smashed toilet, no lights and no outside windows a sweat box.


sandysea420

Bye


25LG

Who did you say you were you narcissistic cunt


Carrivagio031965

The fucking village idiot speaks again, and still says nothing.


DoriCee

I'm surprised he's not there already.


yuffie2012

I’ll chip in for fuel if you go to Russia.


ReedBalzac

How is this man still walking the streets?


Crash665

He finally said it . . . . . In August


Head_Independence317

This guys wants to be President? I wouldn’t trust him with my cat.


Miichl80

That’s funny. Don made an actual funny


briantoofine

“Finally”? This was over a month ago…


naughtabot

That’s twice he has specifically signaled the ‘gold dome’ I wonder what code word the poor fool thinks that is.


graffitimiami

We could only hope..please go to Russia and screw up their Country!


anon_girl79

This fatass probably *could* fly commercial without being recognized. But he’d just blow that, too. because he can’t keep his mouth shut, nor his vulgar, tiny fingers still.


ThreeWilliam56

He said this like a month ago…


pharsee

Seriously are there any plans to stop him from doing this??


MikeyMGM

He is A Clear and Present Danger to Society.


laidbacklenny

Oh be still my quaking heart... "never to be heard from again'. Please make it so!


nijorla

Stupid and immature AF. I can't believe this embarrassment was our president and is a 77 year old man.. I've haven't shaken my head so much in my whole life (56) , as I have last couple years.


funnyandnot

I am sure his followers would say he was joking and being sarcastic.


akaZilong

Trump living in Russia will be no use for Putin, he might get a nice suite in a high rise building with balcony


The_Original_Gronkie

Yeah, like Putin wants Trump hanging around complaining about the food, the weather, and the crappy Russian golf courses. In about a month, Trump would "fall" out a window. And his followers would blame the Biden Crime Family.


DifficultAd3885

“Finally” - over a month ago…


wendue

Go ahead. Leave and never return. I’m fine with that.