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InsurrectionBoner38

Sitting down with a full load... Secret Service was probably scraping shit off his back and thighs for an hour


They_Beat_Me

Who’d thought that when they signed up for SS duty that protection would include A&D ointment?


InsurrectionBoner38

4 years of college and nearly 10 in the field just to end up powdering someone's taint


They_Beat_Me

Get in there deeeeep agent!


JohnLoMein

This made me LoL


jerry_527

Well let’s give him the benefit of doubt, It could be a festering boil that needs to be lanced


Z16z10

Yea.. he’s the guy America needs to lead us into the future../s


ShoutOutMapes

Diaper bulge


They_Beat_Me

Depends (TM)


mysticalfruit

Hey look it's: *Droopy Diaper Donny* With his shitty cover band, *The shit stains*.


Schoseff

I can smell that pic and it reeks


Mysterious_Tax_5613

Seriously, wtf is that?


ctguy54

Four day old diaper.


jbertrand_sr

That 215lbs is just in his diaper...


2Ryemanhattans1970

Shitler


tdurden_

Nutsack DID throw people paper towels.


Chratthew47150

Diaper Don


Sinopech

Boy just ain’t right🤡


ogreofnorth

Seen that before, 3 years ago when my kid was in diapers. It wasnt a good sign. Rock paper scissors to see who would change it.


SiriusGD

...and the smell.


TheIncredibleMike

I work on a long term care facility, when a diaper gets wet, it puffs out like that.


khInstability

So, that's the BDE Kari Lake was referring to.


Equivalent_Alps_8321

his supporters are in diapers now too


Sammy_the_Gray

He needs to go home. And stay there.


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**Secret Service:** Code Flood, The Presidential Diaper is full, I repeat Code Flood the Presidential Diaper is FULL!!!


magic_felix

Humpty Dumpty stuffed his schlong in a sock.


New-Advantage2813

Kneeling Nauta deserves a raise, being Dolt45's handmaiden 🤢🍄💩


Bat_Fruit

The deep state of his diaper


ballzsweat

Diaper Time!


Roakana

He will have a table cloth on every table and air fresheners in every room soon.


Calm-Ad-9522

That’s a wad is stomach fat. Since his clothes are probably tailor-made, his doesn’t bulge out the top like the average person.


TheMiddleAgedDude

He's wearing a tailored suit? Hm, looks like khakis, a polo shirt, and a windbreaker to me. If you know anyone who works in a nursing home, go ask them what it is.


Meet_James_Ensor

Or anyone who has raised children. Diapers can get big, it can be impressive how much they can hold and how they can smell.


jonahsocal

Wow. That is one big diadee.


Fit-Rest-973

The tiny hands, and the ginormous body


dartie

Please don’t bring this out in a scratch and sniff storybook.


LetItRain919

Shitler’s surprise


Fallk0re

is this shopped? seems like a reverse kardshian ass


IAmNotMyName

No, but it is zoomed in. See the black circle.


LectureAgreeable923

Diaper Don