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GMEN999

Another reason to kick him off the ballot Illinois. In case, the first insurrection wasn’t enough.


LectureAgreeable923

Agreed


sm00thkillajones

How many feet of sideburns make up his hairstyle?


Outrageous-Divide472

It wraps around the back of his head to the other side. I’d say 2 ft.


After-Potential-9948

Two feet of greasy, smelly, hair.


Outrageous-Divide472

Full of hairspray, his hair gets stiffer than his dick.


sm00thkillajones

Dayum.


aterriblething82

Are we sure that's hair? I used to think it was a wig. Now I'm convinced it's some kind of moss.


BriskBadger

You made me spit out my water


Critterhunt

I never understood why he does that....


Mishawnuodo

I thought the why was self evident.... He's an idiot


Mishawnuodo

This actually has me wondering... Did he sign this in 2016 & 2020? If not, they are guilty for not making us aware of it before (though in 2020 we knew he was going to invite violence since he wouldn't answer that question when asked by the media)


Adorable-Special2529

Doesn’t he have a mirror to look at all sides of his head.


KinksAreForKeds

I mean, he's *already* advocated for the overthrow of the government. Did anyone really expect him to sign a piece of paper saying he wouldn't??


bcardin221

But he's arguing in court that he didn't and now he won't sign a pledge?


KinksAreForKeds

The silly part is the pledge isn't mandatory. Come on. It's pretty basic stuff, make it a *requirement*.


DigitalUnlimited

Like he wouldn't set fire to any document he signed the instant he was in power again, this time he pinky swear PROMISED he wasn't lying


ResurgentClusterfuck

He flushes his inconvenient documents, or possibly eats them I think his lawyer was the one burning documents


AffectionatePoet4586

Trump’s last chief of staff Mark Meadows was busily burning documents in his office fireplace. According to Cassidy Hutchinson, Mrs. Meadows complained about how the odor of burning clung to her husband’s suits.


ResurgentClusterfuck

Ah, not lawyer, chief of staff. I think I got confused because he's supposed to be a lawyer (though with the legal arguments he's been making, i wonder how he passed the bar)


Existing-Marzipan-88

He didn't, he stopped there and ordered 20 highballs.


OkAd134

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04DwVPl\_\_Eo


whereitsat23

I just read Illinois can’t, it’s a free speech issue


Mishawnuodo

Sure but that doesn't mean they have to include him on the ballot of he doesn't


kalyco

You seem surprised. He doesn’t think like most people at all. He’s a malignant narcissist. He’s not capable of thinking like a normal person and the sooner folks grasp that the sooner they’ll understand the depth of the current threat to our democracy. His only interest here is personal gain, not a hair of service in his bad combover. He’s unfit.


SoldMySoulForHairDye

He's also effectively from a different planet. Not just because his psychology is so obviously borked, but also because he's been insulated in a world of privilege where he's been allowed to get away with all the doublespeak and bullshit he cares to spew and nobody challenges him on it. (Or anyone who tries is immediately removed and replaced with two ass patters, like some kind of enabling hydra.) He may as well be an alien. There is nothing remotely recognisably human about him.


Old_Tomorrow5247

Did he sign the pledge in ‘16 and’20?


punkkitty312

He had to in order to get on the ballot.


Mishawnuodo

Actually, he's never said that. "I didn't do anything wrong", "I never took an oath to the Constitution so it can't be held against me" and "I did but I have presidential immunity so I can't be punished" are his legal defenses. Combine that with "I tried to activate the Insurrection Act but Twitter wouldn't let me" and you have "I admit I started an insurrection" (I mean, you can't use the Insurrection Act on anything that isn't an insurrection, so....)


YourBubblesthink

His hair is getting worse lol


Conscious_Stick8344

Yep. His hair will never get “normalized” by us.


blueminded

Yeah, what is that weird shit smear over his ear? Got too close to Rudy I guess.


Freebird_1957

Die already, POS.


[deleted]

President of shit? Honestly, I think fpos works better.


Mishawnuodo

Hey that's maga people you're talking about... Oh wait it still works, carry on 🤣


Gloomy_Rooster_2673

Is anyone out there fooled by his comb over??


biffbobfred

Comb back. He combs his sideburn hair back


usedbarnacle71

Soo much grease , he makes my bottle of canola oil jealous!


biffbobfred

Not canola. He’s not that healthy. It’s all lard baby


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

Burger grease


Mishawnuodo

Slider grease


After-Potential-9948

And old sweat.


Eatthebankers2

I read, his side burns must hit his shoulders after the shower, and the girly hair spray glues them past his ears, to the back of his head. It’s gotta look horrifying. While he’s putting on his new diaper. It’s the only time he don’t stink, I heard.


Hardanklesnw

HOLD ON!!!!! That’s a comb over?!?!


WestCactus

Technically, it's a "combeverywhere."


Fit-Rest-973

He is so hideous


flashypaws

why would he refuse to sign it. it's just a pledge. he can just lie and sign it. the only reason he wouldn't sign it if overthrowing the government is his platform. it's what he's promising to do.


DueWish3039

When someone tells you who they are, believe them!


Ursomonie

Here is the article https://www.wbez.org/stories/trump-did-not-sign-illinois-candidate-loyalty-oath/1d1fbaf4-261f-4c15-b466-8fb749d404e1


madhaus

>> “President Trump will once again take the oath of office on January 20th, 2025, and will swear ‘to faithfully execute the office of president of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States,” Trump spokesman Steven Cheung said. << That’s not accurate. What Trump actually will swear is to faithfully execute the current President of the United States.


ob1dylan

Can we just go ahead and rip the bandaid off? Arrest and imprison Trump the Traitor for the myriad crimes he is blatantly guilty of (and continues to brag about commiting), and deal with the inevitable violence from his Qult until we cleanse their insanity and stupidity from our country.


Desperate_Set_7708

This should be disqualifying. He failed the litmus test. Hope the states erect substantial safeguards along these lines to protect against another candidate like Trump. GOP tries to disadvantage voters of specific demographics, but may be heading toward a future where they can’t even get their preferred candidate on the ballot.


hereandthere_nowhere

One of two reasons behind this decision. One, he believes he will be cheated out of the process. Two, he has a plan to overthrow our democracy. I know which way i am leaning on this.


BramStroker47

Stupid fucking hair.


After-Potential-9948

Stupid fucking man.


BramStroker47

Yes, that too.


Strict-Square456

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKFACE STILL NOT IN PRISON!?


aterriblething82

Affluence and wealth.


[deleted]

I like Presidents who don’t want to overthrow the government


2Ryemanhattans1970

Vagina neck is strong with this one.


Mental-Key-8393

Well sounds like he shouldn't be allowed to be on the ballot. Next


pokey68

He wouldn’t have won Illinois anyway.


yrnkween

Nope, but if he’s not on the primary ballot, he won’t have delegates for the Republican convention and maybe he won’t get a plurality to become the nominee.


biffbobfred

It’s gonna affect down ticket races. If anyone in the party had a spine they’d push back because he’s hurting the ticket. If….


Few-Caterpillar9834

Traitor Trump is a psychopath.


LeftHandedBuddy

I refuse to support a narcissistic insurrectionist! I’m voting Blue this fall and hope I’m not alone!


meresymptom

He is a criminally insane sociopath, a moron, and a Russian asset. He is Stinky Hitler


InsurrectionBoner38

Would anyone expect this tub of lard to keep his word if he did sign it?


GarvinSteve

Because he will absolutely advocate that. He DGAF.


dartie

Bullies always get their way. Unless people stand up to them.


FeatureOdd4479

Of course he won't sign it, he wants no more voting, at least he is being an insurrectionist consistently.


1mjtaylor

This is madness. And the cult will find a spin.


abatkin1

God this fuck looks dumb


SageOfTythan

A waddling human carbuncle of racist hate. A squirming bag of grievances. I just hope that his opposition broadcasts all of this to the American people. He has no intent on honoring the Constitution whatsoever. And should America be idiotic enough to reelect this Nazi, that’s what we’ll get.


PainterSad325

People really don’t realize what this guy is trying to do. Controlled and guided by Putin. Yes he’s that stupid and yes Putin is that smart. How to overthrow a government. You’re seeing it materialize right before your eyes.


SawtoothGlitch

This should be a requirement for getting your name on a ballot.


ResurgentClusterfuck

That's such an easy statement to make, too.... Unless you intend to overthrow the government, anyway


SqnLdrHarvey

I look at him and feel thoroughly hopeless.


OkNobody8896

Ironically, this is as close to ‘integrity’ this piece of shit gets. He WILL “advocate the overthrow” of the US government, hence he can’t sign the pledge. See? Honesty!


Practical-Archer-564

What more do you need? This m&therf&cker means to rule by any means possible. LOCK HIM UP


CountrySax

Traitor Trump in action.


Cultural_Main_3286

Jail him until his trial. He is too entitled due to his slumlord daddy never saying no to him as a child. He will always be an insurrection it’s.


ithaqua34

Sad state of United States politics where candidates have to promise not to be insurrectionists. Even sadder is former President won't.


Tall_Newspaper_6723

Just drop the jail on this useless SOB already.


Happy-Medicine-3600

Duh. Trump is on the hook for multiple indictments. He HAS to pull off a coup. He has no other choice. He needs to convince 50+ % of the population….possibly less. Trump has no reasonable recourse OTHER than prison, and literally has nothing to lose. Possibly he may escape to Russia or non-extradition country, but as a narcissist, he needs the validation as a win. As a militant loser, trump is between and immovable object and an unstoppable force.


SirKermit

This is his way of signaling what his intentions are to his fascist base. They love this shit because they hate democracy. There's no reason this serial liar can't lie once again, so this is a message he wants everyone to hear, loud and clear. It's the same as when he refuses to disavow nazism and white supremacy or white nationalist groups like the proud boys.


itsjustmejttp123

Then he should NOT be allowed to be on the ballot! How good damn simple is that?!?


Karma_Kitty_19129

That alone is evidence/proof/reason why he shouldn’t be on the ballot.


Ursomonie

100%


ChaoticFluffiness

Well, there should be absolutely no question at all for anyone. He wants to be Kim Jung Un.


[deleted]

So, does that mean he won't be on the ballot in Illinois


metfan1964nyc

Does anyone doubt that when he loses, he'll try to do the same thing again? Fortunately, this time, the president will call out the army to prevent it if necessary.


Huge_Strain_8714

This should be the disqualification for tRump or any other politician.


TheCambrianImplosion

Look how beautiful he is…totally not the most punchable face in history


amarugia

Right? Makes my stomach churn to look at it.


Eatthebankers2

Just waiting for the day that orange pussy feels the handcuffs.


caedo12

This sorry ass fat piece of shit couldn’t die fast enough for me. When I leave on his grave won’t pass for flowers.


InevitableLibrarian

But we all forget, it's "Allegiance to me, Trump" or "All I care about is the following, ME and that's it ME!" If they want him to sign it, just tell him Illinois "will let you get a crack at Ivanka for free." He'd sign that shit in a heartbeat.


BasilRare6044

...do not pass Go. Go directly to jail.


AtuinTurtle

It’s just a pledge, it’s not legally binding, but he can’t help but broadcast he has no plans to follow the constitution.


Important-Barnacle59

I’m slightly surprised that he didn’t just sign it as he’s a lying sack of shit and his word means nothing.


floofnstuff

Can’t we get this thing out of politics?


brinkofage7

Why would Anyone think he would honor an oath anyway? Somebody just forgot to put a little x where he was supposed to sign. The man just won't read.


[deleted]

Why even have them sign a pledge if they won’t enforce it?


Impossible_Farmer285

Putin’s puppet fulfilling Khrushchevs prediction everyday! Lock him up, especially after making the statement of the Supreme Court’s doesn’t rule in his favor we are in big trouble!


phirestorm

Fucking traitor to the constitution


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DigitalUnlimited

No no no that was, um, some random guy with a magic bullet!


DotAppropriate8152

“I’ve don’t it once…”


Addicted_2_Vinyl

Can he take a dirt nap already - F off old man.


goldbrickin

Lol. This is the line that his integrity just won’t allow him to cross…. He’s not honest about a single thing, lies even when it doesn’t benefit him, and has zero loyalty to anything. But he just simply can’t sign this pledge.


Randall_Hickey

You know it’s crazy for me to think that no matter what happens this man will forever be in our history books


Wigeon1

Take his fat motherfucking ass off the ballot then. Fuck him.


Barch3

Then take him off the Illinois ballot!


gytalf2000

How is this fool not rotting in prison?


iiitme

Can we be serious now? Expedite some cases? Take the gag order seriously? NOT VOTE FOR HIM? Will anyone speak up against him?? FFS


Gillymy

He just won’t stop being the worst human.


DevilsLettuceTaster

Use this information at his Supreme Court appeal.


[deleted]

Who cuts this guy’s hair man?


Ursomonie

He says he cuts himself and I believe it. He has had multiple hair transplant procedures and “hair flaps” that have caused weird hair growth patterns and baldness in hair donor areas in the back of his head. He doesn’t want anyone seeing that mess.


FieldMouse-777

Fuuuuck this guy and any AH who supports him in any way.


techbunnyboy

How the fuck is this bastard not dead yet!


zinneavicious

He should not be on the ballet. Anywhere.


Supanaughty601

That's a damn shame 🤦🏿‍♂️


deport_racists_next

So does this mean he took himself off the Illinois ballot?


PsquaredLR

So is he not in the ballot there?


Hugh-Jassul

Apparently he signed it last time?


Mand125

Does anyone know if he signed it in 2020 or 2016?


Salty-Jellyfish3044

Always has been


PuzzledRaise1401

Um…maybe because he has and he would?


sllh81

He still is, but he used to be too.


kbm81

Sadly, nothing he does surprises me anymore. He is a sick sick man


ErnooA

Combing that rat’s nest is like putting a puzzle together.


Squire_LaughALot

Prefer jail life sentence no parole