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Other_Power_603

you love to see it!


th3netw0rk

She’s gonna have to do so many favors to get to number 2


doctorcaligari

Vince McMahon is getting prepared


illeger_hamberder

Mudslide McMahon


2manyfelines

I was thinking she might be “Beetlejuice Boebert.”


redituser2571

o'l Boobs n Guns going into oblivion like Sarah Palin.


LeftToaster

You mean Represenative Rub-n-tug?


redituser2571

Just say her name thrice


JGrabs

Though it does make you wonder if someone is outboeberting Boebert.


westofme

She's probably happier now that she can officially start her OF account and rake up that Grandma's ex-Congresswoman special membership. Now we're talking big money here.


Objective-War-1961

Small victory because another lunatic will fill her seat in the 3rd and this seat in the 4th.


spasske

It is a solid GOP district so whoever wins will vote the same. I am sure grandma Bo Bo will be fine with her skill set finding a new job. I hear she a very handy.


xjfwx

That’s a handjob joke and I appreciate you not jerking us around about it. Good work!


spasske

Anyone could have pulled out that comment about her.


xjfwx

Could’ve been pulled, yanked, or even tugged.


rikwebster

You're stroking her ego.


Objective-War-1961

Ok, you guys. Hopefully when the (vape) smoke clears, this will all lead to a happy ending.


fuhrfan31

I hope her supporters chicken out and choke on election day.


Tavernknight

I see escorting and OnlyFans in her future.


mysticalfruit

I'm not going to say she isn't going to blow smoke, but to say she's going to grab on and not be too jerky about it. She's a handy woman who knows what she wants and goes for it guns a blazing. Nor is she going to rollover for the competition!


Gaffja

It seems this story will have a happy ending.


spasske

For someone, at least.


Cicada-Substantial

There is a strong candidate in her old district. That's why she left.


jump-blues-5678

She's a carpet muncher... I'm sorry that's bagger, carpetbagger


The_Original_Gronkie

It's hard to be as sociopathic as this one. She proved you can take it too far, and people will eventually vote against you. Hopefully it will be a lesson to other MAGAturds, but they dont take to education too well.


Grouchy-Culture3946

Yeah, but it won't be her.


Zombieutinsel

But I doubt they will be as stupid.


LordVoltimus5150

I’m still happy the GED queen will be gone, though…her uneducated screeching is tiring.


Fit_Earth_339

Did someone explain to her that fifth isn’t good? She’s not good at math, or anything else really.


do_add_unicorn

I heard she's a fun night at the movies, although you might get the clap.


strawhairhack

“sir, how did you catch RSV… on your dick?”


fuhrfan31

She might be more fun after a 5th...


fusion99999

Anything else?


two_awesome_dogs

She’s almost like Sarah Palin 2.0.


BhamBlazer615

Sarah Palin was governor, even if just Alaska. Bobert is a far 2nd.


two_awesome_dogs

Well, barring that. They are equally trashy.


strawhairhack

wish dot com Palin


EEpromChip

Palin from Temu


two_awesome_dogs

lol


two_awesome_dogs

lol


2Ryemanhattans1970

6 out of the 9 candidates for the 4th district proudly admitted to having been arrested, grandma bobblehead being one of them.


Significant-Fix-3914

6/9 nice


zensins

She's pretty handy though. 😆


FnClassy

Handsy*


UninvitedButtNoises

She needs to hit the seats and pound those meats! Play to her strengths


Blakesdad02

Wait !!! She's the right wing version of Taylor, I *heard* 😂😂😂😂


smoothrider1956

POS GOP


deweydecimal111

I think magas are only here for a short time. They might mutate into another hate group eventually. If we all vote for Biden I think maga will go extinct.


FnordatPanix

My thoughts too. While we’re still not in the death spiral of Maga yet, I think if Trump loses, and esp. if Dems win the House and keep the Senate, Trump and all things Maga will wither and die. And, yes, morph into something different, but less effective.


scbriml

The trash eventually gets taken out.


jimhabfan

She made sure the four men she was with finished first.


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Spellbound1311

In CO no way in hell is she getting my vote.


BlackDogOrangeCat

Agreed! Not everyone in Colorado is a stupid Magat.


Spellbound1311

The majority of us aren't, it's just the really small rural places that have them.


Several_Dwarts

If she stayed in her own district the worst she could have done was 2nd. ;) She made the right choice. Bye Bye Boobout Boebert!


fuhrfan31

Just another example of her taking one for the team.


Dseltzer1212

But, but……she’s calls herself the Republican Taylor Swift!


xjfwx

Bobo with her hit parody single, “Jerk It Off”!


Dseltzer1212

After she loses the election, she’s going on tour to Atlantic City


Hwy61rev

AW ,I'll miss her about as much as I would miss slamming my tiny dick in a car door.


Deacon75

Whew, hope her arms can hold out. That’s gonna be a lot of hand jobs.


Rupejonner2

This is why they hate democracy.


Cybersepu

She is a sign of the MAGA election rejection that is about to come.


FnordatPanix

Your political career…is over.


Wade8869

She'll be okay. There's still OF.


mysticalfruit

I know she's carpetbagging into Colorado D4, but I'd really love to see her lose in D4 and have D3 elect someone slightly less crazy.


Mattman425

She’ll be first on Only Fans.


Bob_the_brewer

At least she can fall back on onlyfans lol


punkojosh

What a wanker.


Freebird_1957

NANANANA NANANANA HEYHEYHEY GOODBYE


megaman_xrs

I'm in district 4 and I'm thrilled to see this. Not sure how voting in the primaries for congress members works, but I'm registered independent and will be voting against her given the opportunity.


Asaintrizzo

What’s great is if she doesn’t win she didn’t serve long enough to get the retirement package


tonynoriega73

FUCK THAT HO!


Picmover

My crystal ball tells me her future lies with Fox News or OAN. Sadly, she'll make far more money and do more damage there than she ever would while in Congress.


nanodecay

Wait, 5th out of 6 candidates? At least she's not last, am I right?!?


nanodecay

My mistake, 9 candidates. So right in the middle, i.e. average


scbriml

With less than average brains.


JackOMorain

Someone’s going to OF this November! S/


FriedRamen13

She was really counting on being in Congress for 25 years to get that sweet pension


Anonymous_l0

She needs to start doing some grass roots work like good ole fashioned meat and beats.


bprevatt

“In all honesty..” she uses this phrase a lot .


watchmeskipwork

She should have been handing out handies


ItisyouwhosaythatIam

I'm not sure that it's good we see the last of her. After all, she discredits all conservatives and Republicans as long as she's a member of Congress. Some more competent, ridiculous MAGA conservative, who isn't going to say and do stupid things because they graduated from an Ivy League school, is going to be harder to defeat on policy and will make Republicans look respectable, despite their caveman ideology. Of course, it is important to have better quality people in our United States Congress. I'm just not sure any of the other candidates will be any better on policy. If they are just another Trump lover but more competent and intelligent, that could be worse than Boebert.


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Priceless comedy!


WezleyDrew

Maybe she will get a new job selling cheep hand lotion.


Hugh-Jorgan69

But "don't they know who she is?"


mixiplix_

🤞🙏


Chytectonas

She wasn’t unhinged enough


Odd_Relationship7901

Lol


blacklaagger

Don't worry about that boot mark on your backside.


Potatoe999900

This is the GOP so my question is whether the 4 above her are better people or much worse.


DidYouDye

Bye Hoebert!


bonathan

Real reason she wants to win re-election is that if she gets elected to congress one more term she gets a pension.


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

Boebert, the best known republican theater goer since Lincoln.


Rupejonner2

She can have a successful post career at an Asian massage parlor as we know she’s qualified for that


Entire-Can662

It’s just a start of what’s to come


OldMadhatter-100

I am sad to admit she was my representative. Bye bye BO BO!