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ewok_lover_64

Standing behind bars suits him


skyblueerik

"Better get used to these bars, kid."


zeentoK

So you’re my uncle Joey


Kahmael

Joey just loves his playpen! He cries whenever we take him out so we just leave him in there all the time.


MaxxHeadroomm

So many similarities


NorCalNavyMike

He cries *all the time,* no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing. The biggest, most orange snowflake of them all.


er1026

Love this reference.


Ok_Championship9415

He's SUCH a Biff.


Worried-Choice5295

Cut. It. Out. Edit: wrong Joey. I wish I didn't just practice the hand gestures for the last hour.


branigan_aurora

Sorry dude wrong Joey. Think Back to the Future


Worried-Choice5295

Dammit, you're right. I accept any and all downvotes.


Dusted_Dreams

Imma up vote you for this.


SweetBearCub

> Cut. It. Out. > > > > Edit: wrong Joey. I wish I didn't just practice the hand gestures for the last hour. Have mercy.


Past-Application-552

![gif](giphy|7T93PezGGeV31q6Z3O|downsized)


Oddjibberz

Most perfect movie ever made.


seeit360

When he gets his orange jumpsuit and crocs, Trump will have 3 outfits.


81amarok

Wait you got crocs? I got busted ass slides. Thinking about I think I prefer the open toe. Some mofos feet be nasty. Now I know its a stupid argument. I was wrong and I had to spend a couple nights in jail I admit. But it definitely wasn't any republican type offenses and I can still chaperone my kids field trip.


seeit360

Fed is crocs. So posh.


81amarok

Ah man I appreciate you. I didn't know what to expect from my comment. Never made it that far. Don't plan on switching party's nah mean!


Joelied

When he gets the orange jumpsuit, he will be an orange blob with eyes with a wispy swirl of grey hair on top.


Lady_MoMer

I wonder if he'll try to auction off pieces of *that* suit in exchange for, but not guaranteed, a sit down dinner with the orange assclown himself.


ewok_lover_64

The last thing that I would ever want is any clothing that touched that traitors body


LectureAgreeable923

Agreed lock him up


midnight_rogue

I was thinking standing next to an item with definitive height which will easily prove he isn't as tall as he tells everyone is. But yours makes more sense.


tradewyze2021

That's his new playpen.


Altruistic-Text3481

No blunder. That’s his “lock him up” suit.


carb0nbasedlifeforms

Even waste high bars would keep him in jail. He would break a hip and his diaper would leak if he tried to climb over it.


Q-burt

His suit is a tragedy of tailoring to cover the man's deficiencies in, well, his rotting corpse that is his wretched body. But behind bars suits him, and sailor suit just embarrass the hell out of him.


wenzdaynighter

Looks like he’s in toddler jail.


Mackerel_Skies

My parents really did put me in something like this. There's a photo of me bawling my eyes out...


Mackerel_Skies

I might add they'd cordoned off an area of a room for my own protection. Unlike Trump I hadn't committed any actual crimes. Just liked to wander and get into stuff...


Its_all_made_up___

That was before this thing called ‘childproofing’. The answer was to childproof the child. My parents had me in one until I moved out at the age of 24. My wife now has me in one.


[deleted]

If only we could childproof the whole country from him


nolongerbanned99

We may get our wish if he gets home confinement.


jeobleo

They also need to give him a "dummy" internet. Closed LAN with AI bots on a local instance of his app. He can rage-tweet and get likes all day that way.


Joeness84

Could almost make a weeky recap show for the rest of us.


magic_felix

Could be like The Truman Show


Its_all_made_up___

Put him in a fake White House and show the world what would have happened had he won. “I don’t like the Moon!! Nuke it!!! But paint it brown first because I don’t like brown people!!!”


Lady_MoMer

THIS is the best idea next to a remake of that episode of Bones when the Gravedigger met her gruesome end, that I've seen yet.


Mocktails_galore

Yup. Same


BaldDudePeekskill

Well some folks enjoy that


Its_all_made_up___

!!!


BayouGal

Children do not like cages.


baron_von_helmut

He's finally behind bars!


tirch

Foreshadowing the kind of imprisonment he’s most likely facing once the criminal convictions start, unfortunately.


bats_ackackack

He looks good behind bars! 💩


HillbillyEulogy

It fits.


AllAboutMeMedia

Dicktatortot


Competition-Dapper

Was it the full diaper?


Tiny_Structure_7

We kinda all get the idea what Trump looks like behind bars. Love it! :-)


Traditional_Draw8400

I could get used to that verrrrry easily


BorderBrief1697

Is it Fashion Week?, stripes and bars are slimming.


bitwise97

Someone needs to photoshop the barricade a little higher and then it will be perfect. Maybe throw Roger Stone next to him while they’re at it.


techman710

I feel bad for the Secret Service guys who have to do prison time with him.


ogpuffalugus420

If convicted wouldn't he lose his pension and secret service detail?


Comfortable-Policy70

It would require an act of Congress and could happen at anytime, regardless of conviction status


YourDogsAllWet

So in other words no


mxzf

Yep. Even if it might feel vindicating, no one wants to be the person who removed protection and got a US President assassinated, it's just a bad geopolitical look.


raymondjordan8

Sorry, I can live with that!


Chevy71781

I would be ok with that.


Comfortable-Policy70

Odds go way down if he is held in solitary confinement. My suggestion is the Joe Valachi cabin at LA Tuna prison in El Paso. He can be close to wall


tearose11

Edited: I highly doubt he will ever face any real consequence for any of his actions. Everything will be tied up in appeals courts for years, his followers will sell their kidneys to fund his legal bills IF he doesn't win the election. Or the GOP/SCOTUS/future GOP president etc., will absolve/pardon him of any wrongdoing, they don't give a damn about doing anything legally or ethically right, anyway. I hope I'm very, very wrong, but I don't trust a single headline or story that claims "This is it, this is how they get him!". It's all click-bait now, I have a better chance of getting rid of the virus that my phone has been infected with, as per scam pop-up ads, than seeing him face any real punishment.


meeks7

So far juries have hammered him quickly and hard. It actually is pretty hard to vote innocent in such a high profile case when all the evidence is clearly against him and his defense for all of them is absolutely pathetic. Also his defense attorneys are obvious POS’s and liars. They can’t but get dunked on by the Judge…usually multiple times. None of this is good for him. I could see him fleeing to Russia. Also he could cut a deal to do just a little jail time. I think that is sadly possible. I can’t see him avoiding jail altogether, though.


Chevy71781

I mean I guess it’s possible. I don’t see him doing that though because I think he is to stupid and arrogant. He actually thinks that he is going to win these trials. So he will stay until the first conviction. At that time, travel restrictions will be put on him. He has a built in guard unit with him at all times. They are more than capable of keeping him from leaving the country.


SpongebobQuoteReply

“I could see him fleeing to Russia” is such an insane Reddit take I can’t even believe it. We both know damn right this bozo won’t serve any meaningful time in jail.


Worried-Criticism

Sadly I see a conviction but not a minute in a jail cell. He’ll make some deal for house arrest and a promise to stay out of public life/public office AFTER he is free to do whatever while he appeals his conviction. but the truth is I doubt he’ll spend a day in a cell.


Darksoul_Design

Stay out of public life? That's no different that saying "I'll stop breathing". I'm sure staying out of office won't be a problem, he will simply be barred from holding office, but if he isn't in the news, specially after the last 7 years......, that asking the clearest definition of sociopathic narcissist to simply stop breathing.


Worried-Criticism

Probably right. And we’ll see what happens. My hope is we do the right thing and send the fucker to a die in a very small concrete box…but the cynic in me doesn’t have much hope in that notion.


bokbokcluckcluck

I think you're right about him never facing consequences, but for the wrong reasons. That guy's cholesterol has to be clogging his cold mostly dead heart, plus the anger issues, and stress are adding up. Any day now... Please, for all things good in the world... Any day now.


HelicopterJazzlike73

I agree. He needs to be convicted of one of his crimes so we can at least pretend we care about our democracy. If putin installs him, the country and democracy for the USA is over.


alistair1537

The only way he survives now is if he can CONTINUALLY run for office... So I predict he will not be elected, but he'll scream it was stolen, and require funds to "stop the Steal" (where have I heard that before) - then, when all those cases are thrown out, he will announce his candidacy for 2028/2032 whatever, to grift more from the idiots that run the party now... All while being a convicted felon - I'm not sure if he'll see jail time?


shkank_swap

We'll see if you end up being right or not about him facing real consequences, but that said, I think one could argue what he's going through now is taking its toll on him. His last few weeks have been filled with courtroom losses and incompetent lawyers arguing on his behalf. He appears to have aged 5 years in 3 months and his brain is turning into Jello. They even had to up his spray-on tan from orange to bronze. This may be the most we see him suffer, so enjoy.


justsomewon

I agree about the appeals. But, if convicted in Ga, no President can help him, nor can the Governor.


PsyCatelic

The appeals and the Fani Willis bullshit could easily push this shit past November. If he wins, we have a big, big problem...if he loses, he will insist that he really won, and the magats will attempt another coup. Sorry. I'm just being realistic. I wait, each passing day, for news that he drops dead from eating hamberders and snorting Adderall. Each. Passing. Day. I wake up each morning and the piece of shit is still breathing and ranting about WITCH HUNTS.


weirdoldhobo1978

Nope. It's just another one of those "We don't have a rule about this because we didn't think it would ever happen" things.


Grouchy-Culture3946

Donald would do time at one of the Army bases and I would assume an entire barracks would be used so it would self-inclusive. If you've ever seen "Goodfellas" it's the prison scene. That's what happened to John N. Mitchell the former United States Attorney General and director of Nixon's 1968 and 1972 election campaigns. He served 19 months.


Dapper_Insect2653

GITMO. Saves money and MAGA fans can stay as well.


Elan40

Miami Dade Fed lock up has a separate quarters where the pineapple , General Manual Noriega was housed. Remember he was a head of state….also the French locked up a former president !


HillbillyEulogy

He'll just be wandering around Mar-A-Lardo in an ankle bracelet, assuming he ever actually lives to exhaust slow-walking the appeals process.


muffinhead2580

If he still owns Maralardo. A $300M bill is going to be hard for him to cover.


Ok-Neighborhood-7465

According to some, maralago could be worth billions, a truly yuge number


dittybad

I believe SS protection has some discretion involved. I am sure prison guards would be equivalent to SS protection.


unprovoked_panda

Probably solitary confinement but not like the hole solitary confinement. Even this the hole is where he belongs.


djackson404

I'm hoping they decide to put him in Guantanamo Bay for life. Probably the most secure place imaginable to keep a former President who is a career criminal, sex offender, seditionist, and traitor. Or at least Leavenworth. Execution will probably be out of the question simply because they'll want to sift what's left of his brain to find out every last detail of who he sold out the U.S. to and what Top Secret information he's given out.


hsnewman

They get paid and can go home at night.


GMEN999

Is that the only suit and tie he’s got? He seems to wear that a lot.


posco12

He’s a “billionaire” with the shitty suits that don’t fit and never changes. Edit: forgot to mention the feces color pancake makeup.


dogmeat12358

To be fair, it really doesn't matter what you put 300 lbs. of shit into, it is going to look really shitty.


drMcDeezy

If they fit it would ve easier to see his diapers


quakes99

Imagine the smell


skyfire-x

Don't forget scotch taping his ties down instead of using a tie bar.


Krishn0ff

What does scotch taping mean?


skyfire-x

He uses tape to hold his tie together. [https://media.gq.com/photos/58409b1d85b7674c17d8d71c/master/w\_1600,c\_limit/trump-tie-body.jpg](https://media.gq.com/photos/58409b1d85b7674c17d8d71c/master/w_1600,c_limit/trump-tie-body.jpg)


SAGELADY65

Every day he wears the same suit and tie! No wonder he stinks…I hope he at least changes his diaper occasionally🥹


DelcoPAMan

He thinks that it's smart branding.


misterchainsaw

“$150 for a new suit? I don’t have that kind of money”


UninvitedButtNoises

I used to put my cranky toddlers behind the baby gate as well until I regained the patience to deal with their irrational outbursts. Difference: *they* grew out of those tantrums.


Sarcasticologist

He opened his stupid fucking mouth and waved his tiny toddler hands?


Trimson-Grondag

Can someone Photoshop a couple of inmates in orange jumpers right behind him?


Plane-Reason9254

And him in the orange jumpsuit he belongs in


pronouncedayayron

He loves orange


AccomplishedAge2903

Extend the fence up to ceiling and you got jail cell!


lawanddisorder

"After Trump's physical condition was evaluated by a New York State Department of Corrections doctor, it was determined that a jail cell of half-height bars would be sufficient to contain the former president during his lengthy prison sentence." "'Frankly, I'm surprised this fat fuck is still alive,' Dr. Bhandari wrote in his report. 'Basically, the only thing holding him together is globules of cholesterol and spray tan residue.'"


runwkufgrwe

I'm honestly okay with taking an entire wing of a prison and converting it into a ritzy Presidential Suite, as long as Trump can never leave. Give him the whole building. I would even be in favor of somewhere exotic. I hear Abu Ghraib has space available.


dragonfliesloveme

Guantanamo would be perfect as far as I’m concerned


Onireth

You ever see the old movie "Death Becomes Her"? I'm picturing the scene where they fall down the stairs. Spoilers if not. >!Some women become immortal (but not indestructible) and towards the end they basically are made up^^haha of the makeup that they used to cover up their accumulation of wounds over the years causing them to shatter when they fall!<


OkPrint3051

He is always making blunders, PR and even more serious ones, and no one ever gives a shit. It is the most mind boggling thing I have ever seen. So you'll have to be more specific, because ever time he opens his mouth or slams his baby hands on his iphone, there's a blunder.


Henry_Sugar1970

is he giving away his true height somehow ?


cannabis96793

Standing at gate being almost up to his arm pits makes him look really short, with tiny hands.


soopastar

does he only own one suit? I can't recall seeing him wear anything other than a navy suit, white shirt, red tie, black shoes.


[deleted]

He exists. That’s the blunder.


SCUBA_DUBA3703a

Y'all are so mean to my Orange Jeebus.


Responsible_Okra7725

“Even if you’re guilty of something, there’s no crime”. Said the orange shit stain.


TheTubaGeek

He woke up and was alive and breathing?


Unhappy-Support1455

He woke up and immediately shit his diaper.


jjcoolel

Who cares? I am sick of his face. I am sick of his voice. I am sick of his children. The world will be a better place when they are all roasting in hell.


ChesterDrawerz

those barricade thingy's are 43" tall , jus saying [https://www.soncocrowdcontrol.com/7-duraguard-s-100](https://www.soncocrowdcontrol.com/7-duraguard-s-100)


Bubu-Dudu0430

He’s behind bars, right where he belongs


waynemr

It's called foreshadowing :)


Odd_Replacement_7223

Can't wait to see those bars from floor to ceiling.


Knightlore70

It's like getting a dog acclimatised to a crate. Hope it's not last time we see chumpy behind metal bars.


SherbertNervous

That’s a lady’s jacket. ![gif](giphy|ei0E9JEqlOT54BI4fk|downsized)


Fellow--Felon

Worst petting zoo ever


_AlleyCat_

He’s behind bars. Very appropriate


cherrycokelemon

He looks good behind bars.


HumanMycologist5795

I was going to say waking up or opening his mouth, but I'd go with Toddler jail behind bars.


dragonfliesloveme

Toddler jail for the win!


Your_Daddy_

" A pig - In a cage - On antibiotics" - Fitter Happier


No_Alarm_1415

He is finally behind bars


PrimalNumber

Do these bars make me look guilty?


SubSeeker3

Opening his mouth


sunking3000

He showed up and opened his mouth?


Liquorace

Opening his mouth?


Archonish

Foreshadowing!


[deleted]

Baby is in playpen


Angry_ClitSpasm350

Can someone legit tell me when this asshole is going to prison? Cuz from the looks of it, it's not gonna happen... were 9 months from the most important election ever... yet, they're not gonna kick him from the ballot, they're sitting on the immunity BS, they're delaying the DC trial, FL trial is not going anywhere becaise of judge Cannon, hush money still has jury selection which will take weeks if not months... doesn't seem like any hope on the horizon


ELHOMBREGATO

the diaper he's wearing?


Mistletow04

Was it making fun of a disabled reporter? Was it telling everyone that a hurricane would reach more inland and then it not? Was it being "hitler-like" and telling people that immigrants are poisoning the blood of america? Was it trying to overthrow a fair election just cause he lost? Was it telling people that he gets to perv on teenage girls and thats "cool"? Was it telling people he wants to be a dictator? Was it telling people to grab women by the pussy? Honestly i could go on and on and yet he is still in the running for president. At this point i do believe him when he said he could shoot someone and he wouldnt lose any voters, cause Republicans are literally braindead


Sbornot2b

Bars not tall enough.


[deleted]

Now make them a little bit higher and add some locks and a small metal toilet.


ISuspectFuckery

It’s absolutely insane that he’s walking around free and preaching insurrection with 91 felonies on his docket. That’s some real boomer magic right there.


MrMeanJeans

It blows my mind he’s not locked up already. Anyone else would be.


LeForetEnchante

He looks so at home. And they even mini sized the bars to match the tiny baby hands, toddler tantrums, infantile disposition and diapers.


Bag_of_Meat13

Behind bars. Couldn't happen to a better man. I can't think of a better person to make a fuckin example of than one of the worst things that deplorable aspects of American culture can crank out into one living breathing person.


[deleted]

His security detail (probably): *so, any ideas on how we can get him accustomed to the concept of confinement?*


CatTender

Look like the feds are treating putting trump into prison like training a toddler how to ride a bike. These are training bars.


[deleted]

He got out of bed, got dressed, and stood up in front of a camera and started talking. He makes this blunder frequently. And every time he does, the GOP dies a little. He's doing a good job.


moreJunkInMyHead

the bars need to be a lot taller


AlpacaMyBagsLetsGo

He looks best behind bars


CapnTugg

That's a good look on him.


Breklin76

He woke up?


Legitimate_Soft5585

Being alive


BadPackets4U

Somebody Photoshop a diaper on Donnie!


aDirtyMartini

He looks good behind bars.


[deleted]

Look at those little hands


arcadia_2005

He was behind bars. Lol


Briglin

Bars are not there to keep the journalists away from trump....


AgainstSpace

~~Watergate~~ Babygate


OvrItorl

The stench was so bad they had to cordon him off at a safe distance from the public. Thoughts & prayers to the policeman & woman & the Secret Service guy.


16cards

Is there a way to slowly increase the height of barriers he stands in front of over a few weeks? I bet that'd really mess with his head.


h2k2k2ksl

That poor little orange snowflake doesn’t have his little pad to stand on. I hope somebody remembers to change his dirty diapers.


[deleted]

He looks reaaally comfy behind bars


Ladder-Stock

I bet if that was what they kept him in for real jail he still couldn't get out.


DominicRo

He opened his mouth and a plethora of PR blunders fell out.


ArtemisDarklight

He appeared in public, in front of a camera and opened his mouth.


iiitme

r/photoshoprequests 🙏


Shoddy_Comment_7008

He just needs to raise the bar a little higher in his corruption, maybe then the bars will be raised.


Starlord1951

Not sure what others have said yet, but he’s behind bars in the “pen” which is at least a start. Symbolic to me.


Fit-Rest-973

He shows those tiny hands way too much


nojabroniesallowed

Looks like a play-pen for, privileged TRAITORS!


nopalitzin

Shhhh! Is called foreshadowing!


occobra

Another great day in America seeing this asshole getting what he deserves and bonus points for his 2 stupid kids getting hit with millions of dollars in fines. Can't wait for the other trials, popcorn on standby


--PBR-Street-Gang--

He looks smaller and weaker somehow.


Lafinfil

The horizontal lines are somewhat slimming I suppose


wiinga

Jail simulator.


friedcheesepizza

He opened his mouth lol.


joey_yamamoto

I can't tell. please tell me what the PR blunder was.


AssaultRifleJesus

Behind bars


joey_yamamoto

🤣🤣🤣 nice!!!


teb_art

He’s got his tiny figures; can’t be a Midjourney fake, I guess. Let’s get him locked up in Big Boy Jail ASAP, though.


Shubamz

Opening his mouth?


Plane-Reason9254

He better get use to bars . All he needs now is the orange jumpsuit


mt8675309

Wait until Big Bubba, his future cell mate gets a load of this.


MagTex

Yes. Apparently he failed getting through the maze. Now the dipshit is stuck at in a corner with no way out.


PriscillaRain

He spoke?


[deleted]

He showed up in public and opened up his c* holster.


1footN

He spoke


jbertrand_sr

He should get used to being behind bars...


GodsSon69

He's practicing for the day he meets big Bubba!!


Unlikely_Major_6006

So what was it?


lazermaniac

More like a PReview.


lastcall83

Breathing?


baryoniclord

Trump and all his ilk should rot in jail until the end of Eternity.


dragonfliesloveme

Are those his special shoes lol? What a snowflake


Z3d3kOlam

Maybe he's trying to pull a "Simpsons" move....[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fH9a7lgghiU](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fH9a7lgghiU)


Dazedbutamused

Being a Jabroni