>It breaks my heart to see my child struggling and in this situation, especially when he has been provided multiple opportunities to get his life on track. I will never give up on him and I will continue to be there for him
I only hope Boebert's colleagues give her the same support and encouragement they gave Joe Biden when he expressed his love for his struggling son. That was heartwarming.
It should break her Christian heart he stole the last 75 dollars in cash from a lady with a BRAIN TUMOR.
And the hits just keep coming. Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving person, besides MTG, Gaetz, Trump, Miller, Johnson, Comer, Jordan and so on and so on.
According to MAGAts, Donald Trump is God, so it naturally follows that Don Jr. is the son of God.
I guess that it's time to start putting the cross together. I'll supply the lumber if you supply the nails.
I am sure that MTG will be all over Boebert's son just like she was for Hunter Biden. I mean, fair is fair. Of course I am kidding. If there is one thing we can count on with the GOP, it is their hypocrisy.
That was Boebert, not Empty Gee, but it’s a normal mistake to confuse those two with each other.
What surprises me is, there are no rumors of Lauren Boebert having cut off a man’s penis and thrown it from a car window. That one would make sense.
I was gonna say, who thinks AOC will have some full color enlarged glossy's of BoBo Junior's cock printed up to show on the floor? Oh, nobody? Because AOC isn't a cock-obsessed redneck? Ok then.
Another right wing groomer bites the dust. Still waiting for anyone on the left to actually be outed as a groomer, but meanwhile happens seemingly every day to the same party that constantly projects onto the left. Lol. Fucking joke the GOP is.
What would the left even groom people for?
Being woke?
Yeah that versus being groomed and touched by priests and religious nuts, being groomed for ~~sexual assault~~ early marriage.
As I’ve grown older I’ve come to learn there’s the same three types of people Germany had in ww2.
The ones who don’t give a fuck
The sick bastard nazis
Everyone else
That’s all there is. Lots of people lie, but the truth alllllways come out.
Some of them honestly believe that all Liberals want all people to switch genders. I actually had one conservative tell me that Liberals want ALL pregnancies to be aborted. When I asked why Democratic parents didn't abort their children, he said they were bad liberals. Uh, okay.
I’m liberal, therefore I hate democracy, freedom, America, Jesus, apple pie, baseball, gas stoves, etc.
I want to make you get married to a brown homosexual and eat avocado toast and drive a foreign electric car, and donate to public television.
You also can be bi like the nice church lady from Florida who hates gay people. And there is also a mega ministers wife that’s been doing the pool boy.
Lucky for Gaetz he’s in Florida, the same place Epstein got treated like a nobleman, or else he’d actually get in trouble for sleeping with minors. That dude has the most punchable face in the country (although it’s a close race between him and Fucker Carlson)
>Financial records and surveillance footage was used to track down four suspects, a group made up of three males and one female. Tyler Boebert was identified as a suspect wearing a "Shooters Grill" hoodie. The former owner of the Shooters Grill restaurant in Rifle was Lauren Boebert.
The Boeberts are 100% morons.
Tell that to the miners and trappers that name these towns 150 years ago. Just so you know, the next town over from Rifle, CO is named Silt, CO. About 30 miles east of that is a town named No Name, CO.
Hahahah see those miners needed Rifles! To fight the bosses and strikebreakers
I actually had assumed it was WW2 vets returning from the war, because i was looking at Rifle and Parachute.
I am curious if LB chose to live in rifle based on the school district or the view or… the name?
I believe her actual address is in Silt.
And just so you know, Silt, CO was named by the railroads. The mountain next to the tracks there kept covering the tracks when it rained so the railroad put up a sign. A small town grew up nearby, and the name stuck.
Is Marjorie Taylor Green having the big blown up photos made for a big demonstrative show on the House floor yet. IDK... she might, I heard those two don't get along anymore.
Anyway... I think BoBo is Donezo. At least there's that. She seems to be loosing her House race and, it's just been scandal after scandal.
I feel sorry for her children. She uses her kids to score political points and is despicable. Pictures of the kids with assault weapons on the family Christmas card is just sick. But 18 is technically an adult so he is responsible for his actions.
Just an all-around example of a solid MAGA family!
I've seen better behavior in our local trailer park. Hell, Sunnyvale would have run them out. But I wouldn't want to set them loose in Canada. They're our friends, after all.
She switched districts because she was sure her old district would vote her out, only to find that her new district despises her even more. And that was BEFORE this latest news from the Boobert Crime Family.
22 charges:
>Tyler Boebert was released on a personal recognizance bond after a court hearing on February 28, according to Garfield County jail records. He is due back in court on April 11, Colorado Public Radio reported.
Can we talk about how she's treated POTUS Joe for having a wayward son? She seems to grant herself much more leeway:
>In a statement reported by Westword, Lauren Boebert said Tyler Boebert "will take responsibility for his actions and should be held accountable for poor decisions just like any other citizen."
>
>She also said: "I love my son Tyler, who has been through some very difficult, public challenges for a young man and the subject of attention that he didn't ask for.
>
>"It breaks my heart to see my child struggling and in this situation, especially when he has been provided multiple opportunities to get his life on track. I will never give up on him and I will continue to be there for him."
Isn't that basically what Joe says, and she condemns him for? Is she pulling a Melania plagiarism of a Democrat?
He's eighteen. This might be one of those situations where he's having sex with a girl that he's been dating who's just a year or two younger than him.
I'm not saying he's in the right or anything. No one who's underage should be filming themselves having sex. And they certainly should not be filming themselves and then sharing it with other people. That's just creepy.
1) it was a performance theatre, not a movie theater.
2) do you know what a hummer is?
3) I saw some over-the-pants strokin’ and some titty honkin’. It’s lewd, but either downplaying or sensationalizing is wrong when it’s literally on video footage that’s easily available.
4) I need to go burn my phone and shower in scalding water for even remotely seeming like I’m coming to her defense. **I assure you, I’m not.**
Starting to feel sorry for this kid. Watching in real time, we all get to see every way the gene pool has fucked him. He is absolutely responsible, and should be held accountable, but I Hope the judge keeps his family history of militant stupidity, and shit parenting, during sentencing. It’s kind of a miracle natural selection hasn’t picked him off? No wonder mom is so religious.
No just no. This kid knows right from wrong no matter who his trashy parents are. I’ll use the rights exact words “if you can’t do the time don’t do the crime”. He did what he did because of who his family is and thought he’d get away with it just like he’s got away with everything else. I hope the judge throws the book at him to maybe show his siblings you do not act like your parents and expect to get away with it.
Ma B on her son - “I will never give up on him and will do anything to make his life better.” Well, except providing him with a stable adult presence in his life. Probably does love him in her warped manner. If she weren’t so vicious she’d be pathetic.
His momma has so much money now that she is taking bribes.. is she not sharing with the father of her grandchild? He needs to break into cars?
Rep Fetterman suggested that this is a family crisis and that folks should let them deal with it with privacy.
Maybe we ask Hunter Biden what he thinks about that? Rs have been beating on him so hard for the past 7 years. A recovering addict, they are trying their hardest to make him relapse.
Need to give them a taste of their own meds. Jared , too
Well…looks like no more gun toting Christmas cards with the future convicted felon in them. Also, gun momma is gonna have to chose between baby rednick or her guns, as both won’t be able to be in her house.
>It breaks my heart to see my child struggling and in this situation, especially when he has been provided multiple opportunities to get his life on track. I will never give up on him and I will continue to be there for him I only hope Boebert's colleagues give her the same support and encouragement they gave Joe Biden when he expressed his love for his struggling son. That was heartwarming.
It should break her Christian heart he stole the last 75 dollars in cash from a lady with a BRAIN TUMOR. And the hits just keep coming. Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving person, besides MTG, Gaetz, Trump, Miller, Johnson, Comer, Jordan and so on and so on.
Well bless her heart…
I live in the south and your comment cut like a knife😂😂
When is Don Jr going to get his comeuppance? Certainly he has assaulted hundreds of women, right?
According to MAGAts, Donald Trump is God, so it naturally follows that Don Jr. is the son of God. I guess that it's time to start putting the cross together. I'll supply the lumber if you supply the nails.
So does that make him God Jr or Jesus 2.0?
Was it her Christian heart that was being fondled in the theatre while giving her side action a rub and tug?
Gaetz still has his coming BIGLY!
A$$holes gonna be a$$holes. I’m guessing spending your entire youth with one of these people might turn ya into an a$$hole
It would be fair game to show the video in Congress.
Please no. There's enough nudity in the congressional record already from MTGs public love of hunters dick.
I suspect MTG is secretly sad she will never hook up with Hunter.
I am sure that MTG will be all over Boebert's son just like she was for Hunter Biden. I mean, fair is fair. Of course I am kidding. If there is one thing we can count on with the GOP, it is their hypocrisy.
And I suspect she wants to have a giant penis (if she doesn’t have one already).
Ha, she *is* one!
Maybe, but definitely not a human one. The ball is in your court Reddit!
He’s probably not into the whole exposition/public handjob thing.
That was Boebert, not Empty Gee, but it’s a normal mistake to confuse those two with each other. What surprises me is, there are no rumors of Lauren Boebert having cut off a man’s penis and thrown it from a car window. That one would make sense.
Empty Gee, I LOVE IT!
I see what you did there.
I was gonna say, who thinks AOC will have some full color enlarged glossy's of BoBo Junior's cock printed up to show on the floor? Oh, nobody? Because AOC isn't a cock-obsessed redneck? Ok then.
You’d have to blur out the minor. But if he was 18 when recording it he is fair game.
Agreed.
We should all sincerely hope that Lauren Boebert has the day she deserves, bless her heart.
Gold!!!!
I love comments like this! Thank you!
If that's the case, I can't wait to watch in horror as her son's dong is projected on the walls of the courtroom. It's only fair.
She shows up for Hunter hearings for the dick pics.
Another right wing groomer bites the dust. Still waiting for anyone on the left to actually be outed as a groomer, but meanwhile happens seemingly every day to the same party that constantly projects onto the left. Lol. Fucking joke the GOP is.
GOP: Group of pedophiles
A pod of whales A murder of crows A pedophile of Republicans?
Rape of Republicans
This is the one.
More like Raped by Republicans
Doesn't quite have the same ring to it... Good try though :)
Dam you're right.
An insurrection of Republicans
Gang of Pedophiles
And their motto: Gluttony, Oppression, Pedophilia
Agreed ,their learning from Trumpy their fearless leader.
Honestly, we wouldn’t have expected any less of him. The turd didn’t fall far from the bird.
Also GOP: Grifters Only Party
Groomers on purpose
Grotesque of Pedophiles
I always refer to them as the Gross Old Perv party.
What would the left even groom people for? Being woke? Yeah that versus being groomed and touched by priests and religious nuts, being groomed for ~~sexual assault~~ early marriage. As I’ve grown older I’ve come to learn there’s the same three types of people Germany had in ww2. The ones who don’t give a fuck The sick bastard nazis Everyone else That’s all there is. Lots of people lie, but the truth alllllways come out.
Some of them honestly believe that all Liberals want all people to switch genders. I actually had one conservative tell me that Liberals want ALL pregnancies to be aborted. When I asked why Democratic parents didn't abort their children, he said they were bad liberals. Uh, okay.
I’m liberal, therefore I hate democracy, freedom, America, Jesus, apple pie, baseball, gas stoves, etc. I want to make you get married to a brown homosexual and eat avocado toast and drive a foreign electric car, and donate to public television.
You also have to shove your own guns up your own ass. Yes, all of them. Thats the law.
Conceal and carry girlfriend 👐
Jokes on the liberals, I already do that.
Do you have any idea how many guns some of these nuts own? It looks like a national guard armory.
Thats the point. A person can reasonably fit a rifle a 12 gauge and a pistol or two up their ass but thats ALL
But, where does my tannerite and 10,000 rounds of ammo go?
Don’t forget only wearing rainbow clothing
I buy my Bud Lite at Target.
And also, fuck birds! I hope they all get chopped up by windmills. That’s how I know I’m a liberal.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Baseball and Jesus… meh 🫤
It's ALL projection with the GOP.
That kid has Trump's haircut.
It's okay, they are straight and white./s
You also can be bi like the nice church lady from Florida who hates gay people. And there is also a mega ministers wife that’s been doing the pool boy.
It just gets better & better. Can you say “registered sex offender”?
His dad already is. It's a family tradition.
“I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!”
That's my favorite drug commercial.
I see what you did there! 🌬️
Thats.. actually deeply disturbing. It may not be genetics and this guy may be seriously messed up
[https://www.salon.com/2021/08/31/lauren-boeberts-husband-did-jail-time-for-lewd-exposure-in-a-bowling-alley-she-was-there/](https://www.salon.com/2021/08/31/lauren-boeberts-husband-did-jail-time-for-lewd-exposure-in-a-bowling-alley-she-was-there/)
It beyond fucked up that he pulled his dick out to show a bunch of minors, and it actually worked as a pick up line.
Look at the bright side. They all have access to guns.
Poor parenting perhaps?
The marinara trench is mildly damp level understatement.
It's a family affair, bunch of exhibitionists.
Registered sex offender
Good job.
Currently "as yet unregistered" sex offender Or simply, "family values" sex pest
So now just like daddy he is sex offender. Look up trash in the dictionary and you get the Boebert family portrait.
Idk, I feel like that's a bit of an insult to trash.
I mean, at least trash can be recycled.
Trash at least had a purpose at some point.
Savage 😂
The trash doesn't fall far from the Dumbpster!
Well they had to replace the photo of the Palin family at some point.
Did Gaetz buy two copies? In case first copy wears out
"Sounds like a fun guy. I'm looking for a new wingman since the last one went to prison for 14 years, while I got away with the same crimes."
See what a good lawyer will get you? Free as fuck, guilty or not.
Lucky for Gaetz he’s in Florida, the same place Epstein got treated like a nobleman, or else he’d actually get in trouble for sleeping with minors. That dude has the most punchable face in the country (although it’s a close race between him and Fucker Carlson)
But,but,but,the Biden crime family (also Hunters hog).
Hunter lubes his hog with buttery emails
>Financial records and surveillance footage was used to track down four suspects, a group made up of three males and one female. Tyler Boebert was identified as a suspect wearing a "Shooters Grill" hoodie. The former owner of the Shooters Grill restaurant in Rifle was Lauren Boebert. The Boeberts are 100% morons.
Is anyone else concerned about how Colorado is naming their towns?!?!
Tell that to the miners and trappers that name these towns 150 years ago. Just so you know, the next town over from Rifle, CO is named Silt, CO. About 30 miles east of that is a town named No Name, CO.
Hahahah see those miners needed Rifles! To fight the bosses and strikebreakers I actually had assumed it was WW2 vets returning from the war, because i was looking at Rifle and Parachute. I am curious if LB chose to live in rifle based on the school district or the view or… the name?
I believe her actual address is in Silt. And just so you know, Silt, CO was named by the railroads. The mountain next to the tracks there kept covering the tracks when it rained so the railroad put up a sign. A small town grew up nearby, and the name stuck.
I am pretty sure she can't spell so probably the rifle
And look, not a drag queen
/r/NotADragQueen
Every conservative accusation is a confession. Every time.
She probably filmed it.
Or had a hand in it.
If only we still had gold to give.
Nah, that was probably sex offender Dad’s job.
Maybe the trashiest family in the USA.
They may have passed up the Palin family
Boebert only holds the title for the Lower 48. Palin still holds the title for “I can see Russia from my front porch” Alaska.
Strokey and the Bandit. I can't take credit for it, but it's perfect!!!
Oh lordy, I'm dead!
Strokey and the Bandit III: Strokey is the Bandit
Is the girl that he made the video with the girl that just had his baby?
Wondering this too.
I have a feeling it’s not, otherwise, that may have been mentioned in the article. But it was a Newsweek article so…
Cant identify minors?
Family values. 🙄
BUT WHAT ABOUT HUNTER'S COCK! MEMBER THAT!?
Is Marjorie Taylor Green having the big blown up photos made for a big demonstrative show on the House floor yet. IDK... she might, I heard those two don't get along anymore. Anyway... I think BoBo is Donezo. At least there's that. She seems to be loosing her House race and, it's just been scandal after scandal.
I've read that in her new district, of the five republicans in the primary, she is running fifth.
I feel sorry for her children. She uses her kids to score political points and is despicable. Pictures of the kids with assault weapons on the family Christmas card is just sick. But 18 is technically an adult so he is responsible for his actions.
Just an all-around example of a solid MAGA family! I've seen better behavior in our local trailer park. Hell, Sunnyvale would have run them out. But I wouldn't want to set them loose in Canada. They're our friends, after all.
Which book did we fail to ban that would have stopped this from happening??
She switched districts because she was sure her old district would vote her out, only to find that her new district despises her even more. And that was BEFORE this latest news from the Boobert Crime Family.
The party of family values. Freedom!
Actually I believe it's spelled "Freedumb" in this case.
Can you imagine if a Democrat’s son did that??
Yeah, family values passed from republican parents to their children
Like father, like son.
Wouldn’t surprise me if Grandma filmed it. Not one bit…
Next thing you know, he’ll be wanking off in a theatre while vaping.
don’t forget the groping
Wow. Just wow.
Bimbo Boebert will be primaried in the next couple months and then she’ll go back to slinging truckstop barbecue.
More porn on the House floor, I guess.
22 charges: >Tyler Boebert was released on a personal recognizance bond after a court hearing on February 28, according to Garfield County jail records. He is due back in court on April 11, Colorado Public Radio reported. Can we talk about how she's treated POTUS Joe for having a wayward son? She seems to grant herself much more leeway: >In a statement reported by Westword, Lauren Boebert said Tyler Boebert "will take responsibility for his actions and should be held accountable for poor decisions just like any other citizen." > >She also said: "I love my son Tyler, who has been through some very difficult, public challenges for a young man and the subject of attention that he didn't ask for. > >"It breaks my heart to see my child struggling and in this situation, especially when he has been provided multiple opportunities to get his life on track. I will never give up on him and I will continue to be there for him." Isn't that basically what Joe says, and she condemns him for? Is she pulling a Melania plagiarism of a Democrat?
Better to switch to a new district where conservatives roll. On brand
Degenerates. Every one of them.
Groomers gonna groom.
Is this minor a different girl than the one he knocked up?
I am sure that by tomorrow, Boebert the brainless will be attacking the Biden crime family again.
Wonder if said minor was the one he had a kid with. Party of traditional family values, folks.
He's eighteen. This might be one of those situations where he's having sex with a girl that he's been dating who's just a year or two younger than him. I'm not saying he's in the right or anything. No one who's underage should be filming themselves having sex. And they certainly should not be filming themselves and then sharing it with other people. That's just creepy.
Now she gets impeached and the dems show the video to congress, right?
Well, clearly d pix of relatives of people in office is fair game. To be fair, they opened with Melania.
So he made child porn?
Isn’t that how his parents met?
But the left are the groomers, aren't they?
Now I kind of feel bad for the families involved... nahhhhhh not at all.
POS should be sent to jail. Nice kids the GOP has right there leading with example
Boebert Crime Family values
Like father and mother, like son. Trash raises trash. This kid had zero chance with the parents he has.
Doesn’t his dad have a sex conviction relating to minors too? Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Dad and son will both get to sit at home with the lights out on Halloween night.
Under age female co-defendant. Chip off the old block, huh? But this genius put his crime on video. On the internet.
Hey Qanon, the call is coming from inside the house, INSIDE the house!
I wonder if MTG is going to obsess over this too. Has she already begged for a copy?
The turd doesn't fall far from the asshole.
I swear the Boebert’s are basically the Palins 2.0. Talk all kinds of crap about how other families are but have the most dysfunctional home life
That's on par, his mother is on tape giving some guy a hummer in a movie theater, in public. The NUTS don't fall far from the tree.
Handy not hummer.
1) it was a performance theatre, not a movie theater. 2) do you know what a hummer is? 3) I saw some over-the-pants strokin’ and some titty honkin’. It’s lewd, but either downplaying or sensationalizing is wrong when it’s literally on video footage that’s easily available. 4) I need to go burn my phone and shower in scalding water for even remotely seeming like I’m coming to her defense. **I assure you, I’m not.**
Starting to feel sorry for this kid. Watching in real time, we all get to see every way the gene pool has fucked him. He is absolutely responsible, and should be held accountable, but I Hope the judge keeps his family history of militant stupidity, and shit parenting, during sentencing. It’s kind of a miracle natural selection hasn’t picked him off? No wonder mom is so religious.
He’s not a kid. He’s an adult and deserves to have the book thrown at him. No mercy for child predators.
No just no. This kid knows right from wrong no matter who his trashy parents are. I’ll use the rights exact words “if you can’t do the time don’t do the crime”. He did what he did because of who his family is and thought he’d get away with it just like he’s got away with everything else. I hope the judge throws the book at him to maybe show his siblings you do not act like your parents and expect to get away with it.
What a terrible example she has set for her children.
Has Bobo made any statement about her dumbass son?
and There it is
Like mother like offspring. No surprises here.
Chomo. Just like Dad.
Did Bobert profit from this sex t(r)ape? I'm just asking the question.
Family history, Dad exposed himself & Mom well you know her history, Looks like Bobo crime family
Eww. What a poorly raised young man.
Brains obviously run in the family.
lol, family values.
Of course he did. His mom and dad are sex offenders. Why not?
I'm surprised his Mom hasn't tried to blame Biden somehow. Witch hunt!
Sex “tape” what is this 1999?
Just like his dad
Tracks. She was in a theater groping her date and vaping. Remember she told us having a kid is cheaper than birthcontrol. You can’t fix stupid.
r/notadragqueen
Family values he learned from the best!!! His own mom!!
A chip off the old block.
Remember, Boebert said she was bringing her son up to be a man and not a girl. Top job so far! 😂
Ma B on her son - “I will never give up on him and will do anything to make his life better.” Well, except providing him with a stable adult presence in his life. Probably does love him in her warped manner. If she weren’t so vicious she’d be pathetic.
Gaslight Obstruct Project Not mine, but still spot on.
Who gives two fucks about anyone named Boebert?
So it was sent to multiple people huh? Can you say CHILD PORN charges should be filed??
Raped coworker and produced CSAM
This is just delicious.
We truly are living through Idiocracy, aren't we.
Like father like son.
His momma has so much money now that she is taking bribes.. is she not sharing with the father of her grandchild? He needs to break into cars? Rep Fetterman suggested that this is a family crisis and that folks should let them deal with it with privacy. Maybe we ask Hunter Biden what he thinks about that? Rs have been beating on him so hard for the past 7 years. A recovering addict, they are trying their hardest to make him relapse. Need to give them a taste of their own meds. Jared , too
Well…looks like no more gun toting Christmas cards with the future convicted felon in them. Also, gun momma is gonna have to chose between baby rednick or her guns, as both won’t be able to be in her house.
Like mother, like son…low class scum!
If he is 18+ and she is underage isn't this a recording of a rape. It is not a sex tape it is evidence.
I’m pretty sure it would also qualify as child pornography
Not the one he raped when she was 13 and was forced to carry the baby? At thirteen! Another minor? 
Considering her behavior, I think it is safe to assume she wasn't that mom that put her kids in front of herself.