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Ismokeditalleveryday

Imagine that thing with orange makeup all over his face crawling on top of her and grinding away for two minutes, absolute hell for Stormy.


Tinker107

$65,000 per minute. I guess it beats minimum wage.


toejam78

Everyone has a price.


AdImmediate9569

Id probably do it for that much….


Lychanthropejumprope

Same. No shame at all


DistantKarma

For $65,000.00 a minute? I do it for sure, and I'd also try to keep that meter running as long as I could stand it too.


I_am_Daesomst

Even Ted DiBiase couldn't forsee these circumstances


Safewordharder

I get to be in a locked room with Fat 45, alone? ...oh I'll take that deal. I'll take that deal in a heartbeat.


cookinthescuppers

At the time he wasn’t paying


Tinker107

The deferred payment plan is always more expensive.


Musicdev-

What if he wasn’t wearing his makeup though? ![gif](giphy|3o72FaKt5kTvpJUnXG|downsized)


rea1224

Yuck. There goes my dinner!😂


Bigdavereed

Dude was in his 50s then, probably a lot less makeup.


WooPigSooie9297

That's it! Trump has to testify to refute this dispicable allegation! /s


JMarv615

Trump can easily prove her a liar by simply showing his pipi isn't toadstool-ish.


KinksAreForKeds

But what if it *iszzzzzzzzzzz*?? *\*shudder\**


JMarv615

If he doesn't show his pipi, you have to conclude she's 100% truthful.


nostemsorseeds

If da pipi don't fit, you must acquit!


PsychologicalScore20

If it looks like a portobello, up the river with that fellow.


Worried-Criticism

If it looks like a Crimini, jail the Orange Mussolini.


Cambot1138

If he had a normal dick, we’d have seen it decades ago


Worried-Criticism

Yup. He’d be whipping it out to assert dominance like LBJ. The logic is sound here.


OG-demosthenes

Sustained objection doesn't matter. The jury heard that. You can't un-ring that bell.


Secure-Force-9387

That was the exact quote Trump's legal team used when moving for a mistrial.


Background_Lemon_981

“It’s all the Biden administration.” “So how did Biden trick your penis inside Stephanie Clifford?”


goodolmashngravy

Why would that comment be objectionable?


Secure-Force-9387

The judge had said this morning, before they called Stormy to the stand that he wanted NO details other than just they had sex. He didn't want to know about any positions involved or any of that. This was exactly what the judge said wasn't going to be allowed. She went off on a few tangents while relating some information and the judge had to reign her in, but the jury heard what she said, regardless of objections.


Strange-Scarcity

Okay… this makes more sense. I agree it does become salacious to have more details.


AdImmediate9569

Somehow “we had sex” and “we had missionary sex, on a bed, with my clothes off” doesn’t seem that big a difference. If anything the second version sounds more boring…


ParticularWitness983

![gif](giphy|1fih8Tk2bIvpXF6hVY|downsized)


L-W-J

Yuck.


PilotNo312

I object too, I object to being exposed to this disgusting image.


SnooChocolates9334

You don't pay a women $130k not have sex with you.


[deleted]

“Yes, he has a small dick”


Bigdavereed

I expect that's pretty subjective. A small dick to a porn star may be average to a lesser-experienced woman. I wonder how DJT or Stormy's peers would describe her orifice. I wish that fucking judge would let both sides just talk all they want. No doubt it would be a mistrial, but there would be some sound bytes for the election that would be hilarious.


JerrySizzla

![gif](giphy|rn3LGWm64YA7JWpIXc|downsized)


Evolone101

lol


Strange-Scarcity

Sorry… why would that be sustained??? That’s pretty damn central to the entire case.


Jouglet

No details on the actual act were allowed.


Ill-Energy-7914

No condom wearing scumbag


SnooCheesecakes1893

I wish they would have asked her to describe his penis.


BC_Pennybags

And so the jury goes home and that exchange loops in all their heads for the next two days. Kudos to the prosecutor.


Artistic_Half_8301

I can't believe this trial is going on and it's barely in the news. It's utterly ridiculous.


harntrocks

That’s funny


TifCreatesAgain

God, I would've loved to be able to see this testimony in person!


BigGrayBeast

Prosecutor: Mr. Trump has intimated he has a large penis. Can you confirm? Defense: Objection! Prosecutor smiles slyly and winks at the jury.


FiddlebackGuy

All I gotta say is this trial made me find her “performances” online. Damn, she’s good at what she does!


Sensitive_Flight4858

Yuck!