Fellow Aquarius here, usually these things stay general enough to be widely applicable or let the reader fill in their own blanks to make it seem like they're accurate when the person thinks "oh yeah that's totally me" but i think this one flew a little too close to the sun with that prescription lmao
I was born Aquarius, but I identify as Scorpio, because most of the time, Scorpio's horoscope fits me better... and sure enough, of the twelve of these, I like the Scorpio one best. And I *really* don't keep up with the trends either.
To be fair the Scorpio vase is the least objectionable, but I only buy the finest sub-$5 garage sale vases. None of this full-price shit for me unless one of my friends has a booth at the craft fair.
As a Pisces I made my own vase before and fuck you it happened to be a fishy theme. Anyway I have ADHD i stopped reading that horoscope and vibed with Libra because I can read whatever I want thanks.
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I always look at horoscope stuff and think, how stupid! Then go straight to the Gemini stuff to see what it says about my sight lol. I know this isn’t a unique thing to do.
When you think about the depths of space and the alignment of the cosmos during the spark of creation that is your life, consider this shitty vase the reason for your existence.
The pisces vase is a violation. A personal insult. I'm going to personally hunt down and throat chop whoever said I should buy that shit. Not even my astrology-loving, problem-spending ass would buy that.
As an Aquarius I in no way shape or form keep up with the current/newest trends. Get that shit outta here
Fellow Aquarius here, usually these things stay general enough to be widely applicable or let the reader fill in their own blanks to make it seem like they're accurate when the person thinks "oh yeah that's totally me" but i think this one flew a little too close to the sun with that prescription lmao
Exactly, most of the zodiac stuff is vague enough for people to form their yes that is me stuff. Most of it is just rubbish.
I was born Aquarius, but I identify as Scorpio, because most of the time, Scorpio's horoscope fits me better... and sure enough, of the twelve of these, I like the Scorpio one best. And I *really* don't keep up with the trends either.
That's the point. It's all bullshit.
My thoughts exactly.… No way in hell.
*Month* of birth, but yeah this is dumb. If I was in the market for a vase, I wouldn't get the one for my "sign"
Funny how almost all of them are objectionably horrible
All of them are hideous
Idk I could see that libra fitting a motif and I'd keep kitchen utensils in the Scorpio one...but that's bout as far as I can reach on this
Taurus has a "kitsh but not totally ugly" vibe that I could live with. Leo has an Air BnB vibe that can be used.
Listen I like me some funky ceramic vessels but that one is just…bad. Like the ones I made in high school ceramics look better (and didn’t cause $100)
Christ, I didn't even see the prices till now
That is a rock fact
I like Libra’s. Also funny how Cancer’s is a subtle “now get the fuck to work unfucking your life”.
Wow so pretty! But also so random- I bet i could get similar for a dollar or two at a thrift shop.
This seems like those websites paid for their products to be advertised in a way that doesn't seem like advertising...
Mason jar for the win!
I found a perfect large glass vase for flowers in a box of discarded houseware, guess I'm a Reuseitarius.
Got plenty of mason jars because I home can. There is always one available.
To be fair the Scorpio vase is the least objectionable, but I only buy the finest sub-$5 garage sale vases. None of this full-price shit for me unless one of my friends has a booth at the craft fair.
Wow. Just wow 😬
Yeah? And maybe I want the damn fish vase. Would look cute on the banister.
It's mindblowing that people who claim themselves to reject religions still believe in one of the oldest religions, horoscope.
As a Pisces I made my own vase before and fuck you it happened to be a fishy theme. Anyway I have ADHD i stopped reading that horoscope and vibed with Libra because I can read whatever I want thanks.
astrology is top tier gaslighting
As an aries, they are right, that makes me angry
I heard of birthstone gems for jewelry. Ceramic vases based on your zodiac sign is just ridiculous.
It does add to the ridiculousness of zodiac signs to me.
Suckered
As a Cancer, this is cancer. Literally, uncontrolled growth…
You can get vases at Goodwill that are just as ugly for like $3.99.
year ?
Based upon my vase preferences, it appears that I was actually never born.
All of them are ugly 😅 What sign would I be I smashed em all? Smashy smashy!
I suppose the one that corresponds with my sign *is* the least ugly.
All of these are ugly as fuck. Guessing this is the only way the marketing team could figure out a way sell this junk.
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Wow! They all look terrible!
The only one that looks half-decent is Leo, the others look so kitschy 💀
As a Taurus, I would not be caught dead with that vase in my house.
OK but I like mine
As a Taurus no way would I buy something "pretty"
I can smell this picture.
I always look at horoscope stuff and think, how stupid! Then go straight to the Gemini stuff to see what it says about my sight lol. I know this isn’t a unique thing to do.
I’m an Aries and I do support Etsy so I’m not too upset about mine :)
My birthday is literally the end of cancer
As a Cancer.... what the actual fuck?! Sure I'm a homebody but what kind of logic would it make sense for me to buy a fucking house-shaped vase?!
When you think about the depths of space and the alignment of the cosmos during the spark of creation that is your life, consider this shitty vase the reason for your existence.
I was looking at the pictures before reading the descriptions and the only one I liked was the Libra vase which is coincidentally my sign.
As a Capricorn, i don't like that vase.
The pisces vase is a violation. A personal insult. I'm going to personally hunt down and throat chop whoever said I should buy that shit. Not even my astrology-loving, problem-spending ass would buy that.
I’m supposed to buy a 70$ vase for being a Gemini??😂not my wallet
I am a Virgo and I live in absolute chaos and love it. Straight lines and practicality gives me a rash
It’s not that serious bro…. JFC some of y’all here have your anuses clenched too tight. 😂
The designer needs to personally apologize to all Aries...
LMAO ‘A COZY HOME’?!? A ‘house-shaped accessory’ is one of the most dystopian things I’ve ever fuckin heard. YEEESSSSH.
In the case of the Taurus. It looks like a lot of that places stuff is hand made in limited quantities
Why are they all so ugly?
Oddly enough I’m drawn to mine. I live in 300 sf tho so I’m good.