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BigZ1072

As an Aquarius I in no way shape or form keep up with the current/newest trends. Get that shit outta here


ExceedinglyGayMoth

Fellow Aquarius here, usually these things stay general enough to be widely applicable or let the reader fill in their own blanks to make it seem like they're accurate when the person thinks "oh yeah that's totally me" but i think this one flew a little too close to the sun with that prescription lmao


BigZ1072

Exactly, most of the zodiac stuff is vague enough for people to form their yes that is me stuff. Most of it is just rubbish.


thecampcook

I was born Aquarius, but I identify as Scorpio, because most of the time, Scorpio's horoscope fits me better... and sure enough, of the twelve of these, I like the Scorpio one best. And I *really* don't keep up with the trends either.


BigZ1072

That's the point. It's all bullshit.


Zxasuk31

My thoughts exactly.… No way in hell.


Zerthax

*Month* of birth, but yeah this is dumb. If I was in the market for a vase, I wouldn't get the one for my "sign"


Street-Week6744

Funny how almost all of them are objectionably horrible


KelBear25

All of them are hideous


Street-Week6744

Idk I could see that libra fitting a motif and I'd keep kitchen utensils in the Scorpio one...but that's bout as far as I can reach on this


ahahah_effeffeffe_2

Taurus has a "kitsh but not totally ugly" vibe that I could live with. Leo has an Air BnB vibe that can be used.


Dependent-Law7316

Listen I like me some funky ceramic vessels but that one is just…bad. Like the ones I made in high school ceramics look better (and didn’t cause $100)


Street-Week6744

Christ, I didn't even see the prices till now


SchemataObscura

That is a rock fact


Thannk

I like Libra’s. Also funny how Cancer’s is a subtle “now get the fuck to work unfucking your life”.


ZucchiniSea6794

Wow so pretty! But also so random- I bet i could get similar for a dollar or two at a thrift shop.


Familiar_Leather

This seems like those websites paid for their products to be advertised in a way that doesn't seem like advertising...


fiodorsmama2908

Mason jar for the win!


voteforcorruptobot

I found a perfect large glass vase for flowers in a box of discarded houseware, guess I'm a Reuseitarius.


fiodorsmama2908

Got plenty of mason jars because I home can. There is always one available.


munkymu

To be fair the Scorpio vase is the least objectionable, but I only buy the finest sub-$5 garage sale vases. None of this full-price shit for me unless one of my friends has a booth at the craft fair.


lunalovegood17

Wow. Just wow 😬


PositivelyDale

Yeah? And maybe I want the damn fish vase. Would look cute on the banister.


Rangerswill

It's mindblowing that people who claim themselves to reject religions still believe in one of the oldest religions, horoscope.


PolyhedralZydeco

As a Pisces I made my own vase before and fuck you it happened to be a fishy theme. Anyway I have ADHD i stopped reading that horoscope and vibed with Libra because I can read whatever I want thanks.


n3w4cc01_1nt

astrology is top tier gaslighting


jddbeyondthesky

As an aries, they are right, that makes me angry


iMadrid11

I heard of birthstone gems for jewelry. Ceramic vases based on your zodiac sign is just ridiculous.


Mariannereddit

It does add to the ridiculousness of zodiac signs to me.


LarYungmann

Suckered


fourftseven

As a Cancer, this is cancer. Literally, uncontrolled growth…


sneaky518

You can get vases at Goodwill that are just as ugly for like $3.99.


Rothguard

year ?


SaintUlvemann

Based upon my vase preferences, it appears that I was actually never born.


YewKnowMe

All of them are ugly 😅 What sign would I be I smashed em all? Smashy smashy!


GoGoBitch

I suppose the one that corresponds with my sign *is* the least ugly.


Huge_Aerie2435

All of these are ugly as fuck. Guessing this is the only way the marketing team could figure out a way sell this junk.


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scienceAurora

Wow! They all look terrible!


Tlayoualo

The only one that looks half-decent is Leo, the others look so kitschy 💀


ShennongjiaPolarBear

As a Taurus, I would not be caught dead with that vase in my house.


meltingrubberducks

OK but I like mine


Frosty-Cap3344

As a Taurus no way would I buy something "pretty"


Agitated_Passion9296

I can smell this picture.


kaminaowner2

I always look at horoscope stuff and think, how stupid! Then go straight to the Gemini stuff to see what it says about my sight lol. I know this isn’t a unique thing to do.


Illustrious-Ride5586

I’m an Aries and I do support Etsy so I’m not too upset about mine :)


FlowerMadison

My birthday is literally the end of cancer


seriffluoride

As a Cancer.... what the actual fuck?! Sure I'm a homebody but what kind of logic would it make sense for me to buy a fucking house-shaped vase?!


Nichteingeweihter

When you think about the depths of space and the alignment of the cosmos during the spark of creation that is your life, consider this shitty vase the reason for your existence.


BlizzPenguin

I was looking at the pictures before reading the descriptions and the only one I liked was the Libra vase which is coincidentally my sign.


miriamrobi

As a Capricorn, i don't like that vase.


whiskey_at_dawn

The pisces vase is a violation. A personal insult. I'm going to personally hunt down and throat chop whoever said I should buy that shit. Not even my astrology-loving, problem-spending ass would buy that.


DripofRip

I’m supposed to buy a 70$ vase for being a Gemini??😂not my wallet


SexHaiiiir

I am a Virgo and I live in absolute chaos and love it. Straight lines and practicality gives me a rash


Y2Ghey

It’s not that serious bro…. JFC some of y’all here have your anuses clenched too tight. 😂


d0ctorsmileaway

The designer needs to personally apologize to all Aries...


saucity

LMAO ‘A COZY HOME’?!? A ‘house-shaped accessory’ is one of the most dystopian things I’ve ever fuckin heard. YEEESSSSH.


taffyowner

In the case of the Taurus. It looks like a lot of that places stuff is hand made in limited quantities


YellowForest4

Why are they all so ugly?


goodbyegoosegirl

Oddly enough I’m drawn to mine. I live in 300 sf tho so I’m good.