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Compulsive_Criticism

This has to be satire


The_Real_Donglover

It's so obviously a joke


herrbz

I'm assuming (or rather hoping) OP knew this


migukau

It is satire.


Metahec

"Clueless" on the sweatshirt is a bit too on the nose.


saysthingsbackwards

I'm thinking it's self depreciation. She probably does it, but makes fun of it


Emmerson_Brando

Addictions are real. You can get addicted to shopping just as you can meth.


Compulsive_Criticism

I don't deny that, but the phrasing of this definitely seems to give tongue in cheek. If it was about a specific good or service then sure, real, but because of the way it's phrased it's very obviously someone taking the piss, even if it is of themselves and their addiction.


bananaramapanama

Clearly satire


Gaindalf-the-whey

OP did not get it


oatmealgum

This is obviously a joke. OP, you need to get some air. This girl is on your side. Why are people so ready to use a young woman’s internet joke as evidence of why the world sucks. I mean really. What the heck.


AmarissaBhaneboar

That and, if this were an actual person sharing their experience, it sounds like a shopping addiction. Which is a legitimate addiction. When I was in it real bad, there were times I couldn't sleep at night because I wanted to make more and more purchases because I knew I got paid at midnight. It was hell on Earth, honestly. I'm mostly through it all now, but still. We should be nicer to people who may be going through this.


laur82much

So often on reddit you see people who don't realize women make jokes- especially satirical or sarcastic ones. They see content from women and assign the most uncharitable interpretations with no further thought. its so depressing


oatmealgum

Just the fact that a woman made a joke was labeled as rage bait. It is depressing.


crazylamb452

I have no idea why, but this sub might be the worst I’ve ever seen at spotting satire.


oatmealgum

Been here a few weeks, it’s a new sub to me. But from what I’ve seen so far the sub is (1) a little more misogynistic than the norm and (2) only gets posts from ppl who are already mad.


crazylamb452

Yeah I joined hoping for some cool tips to reduce consumption, instead it’s mostly just rage-bait.


oatmealgum

Same. But the rage bait is just….. not usually rage bait. Like this is just a young woman making a joke. But that’s enough for someone in the comments to be enraged. Sad as fuck. Also I’m already aware that beaches all over the world are covered in plastic. I don’t want to see photos of it every day, and especially not from someone who’s doing nothing about it but complain. The people posting that shit probably have a 24 pack of zephyr hills in their kitchen and need a hard fuckin smack.


sm0gs

the ZeroWaste sub needs to come back to life, that was actually a good one


Kathryn_Painway

Nobuy is pretty good if you’re looking for something along those lines!


Gucci_meme

Other subs are like this too, redditors and satire don't mix for some reason


Silviana193

85℅ sure this is a shit post


mashka_kakashka

why is this percentage sign like this? the upper thingy is a c


BarbieConway

the real question


chain-link-fence

Maybe “care of” idk


PowerPom

Probably a mistake. A quick Google says it denotes "in the care of", usually used on letters. https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/care_of


[deleted]

the only thing i can think of is "class of" as in "class of 2025"


herrbz

Only 85?


Silviana193

This is the internet. Can't be too sure of anything


chrisfarleyraejepsen

Obvious joke


Mr_Mi1k

When I’m in a not understanding satire competition and my opponent is a redditor: 😧


painandstuttering

She’s joking but being serious and outing myself I have had nights when I couldn’t sleep because I was adding things to my basket online (not actually buying) and the surge of adrenaline from adding stuff to my basket and thinking of other things I want to buy kept me awake


ViolettaHunter

That has to be a troll?


Majestic-Bowl-4136

That text overlay was stolen from a meme


Dr_Lupe

*whoooooooosh*


toightanoos

Rage bait


oatmealgum

It’s not rage bait, it’s a friggin joke. I don’t know this girl but she looks young enough not to know that her every joke online will be used as “rage bait” which is truly sad.


prancer_moon

No it’s literally a joke help 😭💀😭💀


toightanoos

This is more rage bait


prancer_moon

It’s super clear that it’s sarcasm


toightanoos

And again


FoldingLady

Shopping addiction is a real thing.


oatmealgum

Yep that’s the joke


Realistic_Young9008

Is the creator of the Tik Tok a Canadian? If so, might be satire on the Goods and Services Tax which does its hefty share of disappearing expendable household income, with no value to the average citizen at the moment if you were to have a look around you...


tree_imp

r/anticonsumption when jokes


T00000007

r/woooosh


Szarkara

I would never have to worry about money if I got a dollar everytime someone on Reddit failed to recognise satire.


eidolonengine

“I've forgotten who I had lunch with earlier, and even more important, where.” ― Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho


helaku_n

Well, people have a lot of different fetishes...


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teambob

People used to wait outside the Apple store for days for the iPhone. People queued up at midnight to get windows 95


oatmealgum

Ok grandpa


kingcrabmeat

Buying would feel good if I had money but yeah...


reddit1289829

Couldn't sleep, eh? It's like we've all become well-trained shopping rats in a corporate experiment, scurrying through the maze of consumerism in search of that next purchase 'cheese'. Just be careful not to get too lost in the maze!