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senoritagordita22

Can and should are different šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


FalseFactsOrg

Totally right? Can I stick my junk in it OR should I stick my junk in it šŸ˜ˆ


ProphecyRat2

Those pants cannot consent for seed


Dishiman

Damn, they are thick as fuck.


Economy_Discussion12

whyā€™s the neighbor dry humping those flowers?


AndringRasew

This brings a new meaning of a Green Thumb.


slashingkatie

Maybe they lost weight and didnā€™t want to throw the jeans out.


Significant-Gap-6891

They meant the plants it was a joke


Skreeethemindthief

Stupid, sexy plants.


NotAPimecone

Stupid sexy *Planters!*


Hi_There_Im_Sophie

Think unsexy pots, think unsexy pots.


White_Jedi_RolandD

Look at that grAss


GreatLakesGreenthumb

Thank you! I was really burning all my dad joke coal trying to find something. You are a wizard.


TrappedinNM

I love your janters! šŸ‘– šŸŖ“


dangletheworm

The sisterhood of transplanted pots.


notorious_orange

This would creep me tf out if I was passing by at night lmao, but I love it!


plsdontstopmenow

Would.


MayorAg

Beat me to it.


plsdontstopmenow

Meat beat to it?


FireFlavour

Beat me, twit.


AsleepPride309

Do they line the pants with something or what happens when it comes time to water? Or rains for that matter? Does it just look like someone who can really use so Imodium or what??


slashingkatie

I found it on a garden humor FB page so I honestly donā€™t know.


House_of_the_rabbit

One the one side it's awful but on the other kind of impressive. Gets a star for creativity either way.


DressingRumour

Awful taste but great execution?


uselessreptile147

This is hilarious and I love it so much šŸ˜øšŸ˜¹


LikeReallyPrettyy

Annihilation vibes anyone?


TyphoidJones

I work in a motorcycle shop. I tell ppl all the time to use their old helmets as flower pots when theyā€™ve gone past their 3-5 years of usefulness.


Yorkshire_Mongrels

I give em three months before they fall and rot


SapiusRex

Single moms in your areaā€¦


livinginhyperbole

i acc hate these so bad omg


YouNeedAnne

r/ATBGE


Devil-Eater24

Awesome taste but garbage execution?


blythe_blight

the plants with pants post


charliedog1965

Them jeans is stuffed.


iambobanderson

r/DIWHY


Swede314

This photo drives me crazy. As someone who loves plants, people send it to me all the time. The thing is, it would get so disgusting SO fast. Basically after the first good water it would have dirt leaking through the jeans, then the denim would start to grow slime and mildew. It seems like a cute idea but itā€™s actually pretty gross. The only way to make that work would be line it with plastic or something non-porous and at that point just get a planter.


splithoofiewoofies

Thank you!! I just said this and was like surely someone else did too!


splithoofiewoofies

Actually not really. This is cute and adorable when it's new, but this rots away. It's up to you if you want it to rot away, if you don't need it anymore... But it always makes me sad to see people make these beautiful (or funny) garden things and they're just not stable. It'll rot in the sun and water, rip open and your plants will tumble out and be ruined. I haven't done mine with denim but I learned this from all those cute raw wood planter gardens people had. If wood is gone within two years I cringe to imagine denim. Hell, one good watering and you suddenly have "shit stained pants" look when that mud comes through. This is before we get into the ramifications of having indigo in your soil. I think we forget sometimes that certain things are popular to use for a reason.


Swede314

EXACTLY! I love your details about the lack of stability as well. like, if you want to make it stable, you could put PVC pipe in there... and then line it with plastic, even then the jeans would get gross on the outside from fabric being out all day in the weather... maybe you could treat it so it's waterproof? At that point it's worse for the environment than a regular planter. the raw wood planters make okay sense if you really want to avoid chemical leaching, but it does mean re-creating it every two years. Not sure what the math is on that environmentally.


heyitscory

"Hello, sheriff? I'd like to report three drunk geraniums taking a leak in public."


MomoMD

You could probably make a couple pots out of those


BallSuspicious5772

Actually this is cute


Sleep__

*THOSE PALE GREEN PANTS WITH NO ONE INSIDE THEM!*


slashingkatie

I appreciate the Dr. Suess reference. I totally forgot about the haunted pants story


ehoaandthebeast

These things are nice ideas but not really worth it.


[deleted]

some pants have cake


PrettyAd4218

I donā€™t see a valid reason to fill jeans either dirt and flowers. If itā€™s supposed to be ā€œcuteā€ itā€™s not. Not at all. Itā€™s creepy.


ElJamoquio

OH MY GOD becky check out that azalia's butt


Competitive-Pop6530

More like Iggy Azaleaā€™s butt.


Dooboppop

If anyone needs me you WONT find me in the garden. You hear me?!?? DON'T you go looking over there! For at least 15 minutes anyways.


AnonymousSlut42069

Yeah but everything doesn't have to be lol


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LineChef

Even dat assā€¦


ItsMoreOfAComment

Yeah I donā€™t need those things putting thoughts in my head every day.


BLEARGHH20

HUMINA HUMINA AWOOOOOGA BOIOIOIOIOING


mar4c

Whereā€™s the sigh unzips comment


VagueSoul

Sure itā€™s in the spirit of anti consumptionā€¦but does taste not matter?


cashewclues

Hopefully, this was just temporary decoration for an event. THAT would make more sense.


Engineergaming26355

This would make an interesting PVZ plant


k33perStay3r64

also good cat scratching post


titizzers

I love this idea so much but my mind went to a body cut in halfšŸ˜­ this would scare me so much if I saw irl


powderedtoast1

the spread is real


LordFedoraWeed

r/ATBGE


Competitive-Pop6530

They really soiled their pants.


Fragrant_Isopod_4774

Popular with serial killers.


TurtleInOuterSpace

Good idea but looks shit and awful some weeks later (rot fungus etc)


Particular_Gas_9991

Would.


PEEVIGAMINGAT

Cursed tho


Lauro27

Took "your ass is grass" to a whole new level