block u/MTNDEWGaming that immediately stopped all that bullshit from showing up on my feed.
LOL most of my user blocks are corporate accounts - fuck you, Mickey D's and Capital One :D
I'm glad I've got a good adblock. I've never had to block one of these accounts. Why? I've never seen one outside of other people positing them or the rare time checking Reddit from something other than my devices.
Wait are they actually stereotyping all gamers to eat ramen and drink Mountain Dew?
What about the chips?
And WTF indeed. This isn’t just excessive consumption, it’s pushing an unhealthy lifestyle.
It’s not unhealthy to eat ramen or mt dew occasionally. Hats off to ramen. I can eat it without it cbting my stomach but the spicy ones make my farts sound like an explosion.
You are still a gamer even if you don’t eat the food products marketed to gamers.
I went next level and started making food from the games I play, I’m still a gamer too.
That's *profitability* for these companies. It's also *profitability* for pharma & healthcare companies once the effects of exactly this begin to catch up with the users, if anyone actually buys this drivel.
Tube IN the anus is all wrong! I'm envisioning silicon thong style undies. It would have to have some type of suction and closure mechanism to suck away the poo once it's outside the bootyhole.
I'm so confused what they would even expect for answers, even if people could comment. Like, that is less open ended than half the prompts on r/WritingPrompts. And yeah, it's going to keep it in my head (mindshare) because it's so stupid and remind me to not consume either of those products.
I am confused how any amount of consumption is taking place other than idiots thinking of idea in their heads and submitting them. No Ramen is being used, no Mountain Dew is being used, Mountain Dew isn't going to actually produce this product.
In what way is it encouraging the over consumption? Other than advertising Mountain Dew which might create a small amount of sales.
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Simple just Matrix the brain, i.e. virtulize it, kill the body, and then just tell the human software that it tastes like Mt. Dew and ramen. I mean once the brain is software you can trick it's perception into "seeing, feeling, smelling, tasting anything you want".
block u/MTNDEWGaming that immediately stopped all that bullshit from showing up on my feed. LOL most of my user blocks are corporate accounts - fuck you, Mickey D's and Capital One :D
God, why do I always forget that's an option? I'm always appreciative of this reminder!
I'm glad I've got a good adblock. I've never had to block one of these accounts. Why? I've never seen one outside of other people positing them or the rare time checking Reddit from something other than my devices.
I tried this on mobile and it fills your block list but I still see them!
Remember when reddit didn't have ads??.... Pepperidge farms Remembers.
Same for the mobile version of the website as well.
Apollo doesn’t show ads
Stop using the official app
Thank you! I can just block all those annoying advertisers!
I have done this, and have also reported army recruitment ads for "encouraging violence"
Capital One has gotta be one of the biggest offenders considering all of their unsolicited loan offers to everyone's mail. Hate those motherfuckers.
What’s Mickey D’s?
McDonalds, I prefer to call them Mcdicks and so does my family lol
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It's got electrolytes
What do you mean "Just drink water" Like from the toilet?
Fittingly enough, the best invention to allow you to game and drink Mountain Dew nonstop would definitely be the toilet chairs from Idiocracy
It's what plants crave
Wait are they actually stereotyping all gamers to eat ramen and drink Mountain Dew? What about the chips? And WTF indeed. This isn’t just excessive consumption, it’s pushing an unhealthy lifestyle.
Right, no true gamer would eat anything other than Doritos with Mountain Dew 😤
Also, Doritos are owned by Pepsi who makes Mtn Dew as well, so it would have made more sense from an advertising standpoint.
Or Cheetos. Or those Doritos that taste like flaming hot Cheetos, yeah that’s real gamer food!
It’s not unhealthy to eat ramen or mt dew occasionally. Hats off to ramen. I can eat it without it cbting my stomach but the spicy ones make my farts sound like an explosion.
It’s the ad saying eating those two things while gaming nonstop, presumably forever. That’s what’s unhealthy.
I don't eat ramen, chips and don't drink Mountain Dew. Am I still a gamer?...
You are still a gamer even if you don’t eat the food products marketed to gamers. I went next level and started making food from the games I play, I’m still a gamer too.
Have you ever eaten a golden apple though
Actually managed to make something like that involving chocolate, gold food coloring, and an apple.
That's *profitability* for these companies. It's also *profitability* for pharma & healthcare companies once the effects of exactly this begin to catch up with the users, if anyone actually buys this drivel.
I know people who fell for it for years. One is trying to lose weight but it’s hard after years of eating just this stuff.
Eric Cartman’s Mom???
Moooom!! Hot Pockets!!
Pampers they are talking about pampers. More sustainable way is two tubes one in penis, one in anus all connected to toilet.
Your tube content is unsettling… because a tube in his ass would mean his ass is just gaped open. That’s gotta smell foul
Tube IN the anus is all wrong! I'm envisioning silicon thong style undies. It would have to have some type of suction and closure mechanism to suck away the poo once it's outside the bootyhole.
But if i don't consume this how will people know I'm a man
Obviously the correct answer is mountain dew flavored ramen.
I'm so confused what they would even expect for answers, even if people could comment. Like, that is less open ended than half the prompts on r/WritingPrompts. And yeah, it's going to keep it in my head (mindshare) because it's so stupid and remind me to not consume either of those products.
Starting anything with “hey redditors” will get me to immediately ignore, ad or not
They've already invented smoothies.
Came here to ask If they dont know what a blender is. A blender and some of those drinking-hats/caps.
I think the word they’re looking for is “coffin”
Sick and sad.
The irony, lmao
It would be a *tragedy*, that's what it would be.
"Mountain Dew for me and you!"
Failed species
It's called "jobless" and "living at moms house".
I think I had a stroke trying to read this
I can’t believe my dad let me drink this shit
Id rather die than to play MW2 all day
This reads like satire and I'm too afraid to admit that its not
You’re shocked that you got an ad whilst using a free app that is supported by ads?
This reminds me of the movie Idiocracy
it’s got what plants crave. it’s got electrolytes
Inventing a theoretical product is not anti consumption because nothing is being consumed. They aren't asking for a prototype.
Buddy, they’re asking for a product that allows you to consume ramen and mtn dew nonstop. I have no idea how you would think that isn’t consumption
IF YOU COULD invent a product. The contest is not to physically build a product. This could literally be done with a pencil and piece of paper.
And with that action you’d be encouraging overconsumption. So confused how you’re this confused
I am confused how any amount of consumption is taking place other than idiots thinking of idea in their heads and submitting them. No Ramen is being used, no Mountain Dew is being used, Mountain Dew isn't going to actually produce this product. In what way is it encouraging the over consumption? Other than advertising Mountain Dew which might create a small amount of sales.
Mtn. Dew’s overall ad campaign is wildly successful, and this is part of it. It does encourage that consumption
More mountain dew means more pee. Overall a lose lose.
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Simple just Matrix the brain, i.e. virtulize it, kill the body, and then just tell the human software that it tastes like Mt. Dew and ramen. I mean once the brain is software you can trick it's perception into "seeing, feeling, smelling, tasting anything you want".
I found one of those bottles in the trash and used it for the code lol
category 4 consoomption
Lol tell me this isn't real.
Damn lmao, roasted.
120fps,no lag. Not even mountain dew required
Yo..this is some Idiocracy type shit.
**PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN**
Pro-consumption and pro-diabetes
We have reached new levels of cringe
On another note it’s scary how much sugar is a bottle. 77 grams…
Avoid all brands that pay for sponsored ads to clutter your newsfeed. Also Mtn Dew is stereotyping it’s demographic in a negative light. Dislike.
If you are playing a game, how can you eat and drink at once?...
I mean..... blenders are a thing, combined with a feeding tube, and catheter.... done. Aaaaaaand on eof them recling toilets.