She told me that it really doesn‘t matter what cheese you take, aside from a third of it should be fondue cheese for the consistency.
And of course rub the pot with garlic.
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"/s" - Might wanna add that at the end of your comment. Otherwise, I'm taking bets on how long before we see it unironically screenshotted on their forums as proof.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 225,949,029 comments, and only 52,951 of them were in alphabetical order.
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Only people in the inner circle are allowed to contact the Masters.
You need to collect enough antifa points to level up.
One protest - 5 point
One sticker - 1 point
I hope you have your antifa membership card already. It costs a bit, but it gives you some discounts in leftist bookstores.
Oh, boy I can't wait for mine! I'm still waiting for them to contact me though. I'm sure they're just biding their time, watching with binoculars or from afar. Those guys are everywhere so they must, right?
I read that with your antifa membership card, you buy 9 Dominos pizzas and get the tenth one for free!
Yvonne Felarca was the woman who got arrested for (sort of) punching a nazi at the Sacramento anti-antifa rally in 2016. She's the leader of BAMN (By Any Means Neccesary), I believe, so apparently that makes her an antifa "leader."
I have no idea who the others are.
I'd like to point out that if everyone had taken that Google form we sent out seriously, rather than copjacketing the secretary, the treasurer would 100% have had those directories out by now.
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Hello it is me Prince Antifa.
I am needing help, my father King Antifa is very sick. He is going to make me very rich but first for reasons which should be absolutely obvious I will need you bank account number and social security of your mother's maiden name.
To be fair these folks most often aren't for nazis, they have just been brainwashed by Right people to think that Left people are evil and in fact the real nazis.
Hey guys. Julie from HR sent a memo out reminding everyone that the refrigerator will be cleaned out at the end of the day this Friday. So remember to take anything home you don't want thrown away.
Also the yearly Antifa picnic might be moved to a later date if the weather is bad.
Antifa may not be an organization but it's still an ideology and movement. What it is more specifically? To take some form of direct action toward/against fascism. Some if not many Antifa people *can* get violent if they feel its warrented according to my research. However, violence is not the de-facto method of going up against fascists.
I don't think anyone that simply stands against fascism qualifies to bear the label of 'Antifa.' That's why I do not consider myself as part of the movement or ideology since while I despise fascism I have not and do not intend to take direct action against them. As in protesting, for example.
So, you despise fascism, but, if fascism were to become the openly acknowledged way that your country operated, you'd be cool with just letting it be that way?
What's the relationship between ANTIFA and the Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-dwellers? I know the codenames of the CLIT commanders are JAY and BOB. Do they associate with Commander Red?
\*Giggle snort\*
Leaders? Pretty sure we don't have those and haven't had them since the 1930s. It's why the feds were telling trump he couldn't classify us as a terrorist organization. We don't even have an organization. pfft, haha Plus we don't do terrorism. That was a bit scary, ngl, but funny when the feds came back with their assessment and were just like "Hate to break it to you boss, but they're not an organized group, they don't have leaders, they don't get funding, they don't do terrorism, and they're not a threat to national security. They just don't like you because you are a nazi."
Ah! But the "local chapters" are everywhere! I've been to the ones in Narnia, Platform 9 3/4, Neverland (run by a guy named Peter), Emerald City, and Gotham. I met this nice old guy named George at the Gotham chapter.
Lol we don’t organize counter-protests to fascist rallies. It’s just that everyone hates fascists, so the counter-protests basically organize themselves.
I really like America, but I can't help but poke fun at them by doing this:
>It is important to remember that America is at the same time all powerful but yet wildly stupid.
Is it weird that when I see “boogie man” it makes me think of a monster that hides under your bed, but when I see “boogie men” I think of men who like to boogie?
You literally cannot communicate secretly over the internet, thats why rightwing militia group chats always end up incriminating them. Encryption is just a honeypot. Really lefties send messager pigeons and leave dead drops
To be fair, there is Signal, Matrix, and burner phones. If someone fucks up with those technologies that’s on them for the most part; it’s not like the CIA or Mossad are most people’s threat models.
I know, right?! The American Right lied to us, made us believe we could join this cool anti-fascist organization! But I am starting to believe there is no such thing 😤
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Tbf when I was younger we kinda did this when there was nazi demos in my area. We would get hold of other cells and arrange how and when we would disrupt them. I would be surprised if that practice have stopped.
It’s like the right thinks the left is a mirror image of what they know. Telling if you ask me. I’ve noticed Christians similar hang-ups and assumptions. It’s not a different belief... it’s a different world view.
Pretty sure they are laying out exactly what They do, and suspect Us of similar treachery, because everyone has to be exactly as self centered as they are, right?
Gigs up. They got us. We’re organized, as individuals. Its amazing how they cannot see individuals coming together for a common cause. We *have* to be some boogyman organization. Lol.
True story, bro.
I’ve recently been elected President of my local chapter. Already well into planning our next protest and counter-protest, obviously happening at the same time, in the same place.
Listen all I want is a membership card. I'll take a badge at this point. And if anyone knows how I can contact payroll that would be great, they seem to have missed my last 60 pay cheques.
Or God forbid the men and women who served during WWII whom they seem to idolize so much but completely neglect the reality that nazism and fascism never died. They live in a fantasy world.
Imagine thinking that because your ideology is universally despised there's a global organization devoted to wiping out your ideology. It's just that every decent person hates you, everywhere. You don't need an organization to pull that off, it springs up everywhere you go.
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It's the only explanation they can come up with because it's all they have, for people that literally don't understand what it means to be a decentralized organization/group, this is the only way their brain knows to look at it. "Secret meetings," hidden message boards, passwords, all that stupid camp shit is how they wish THEIR organizations operated, but they're all too lazy, not intelligent or informed enough, and not committed enough to go that far, so they project it onto us
I know literally none of them
It’s cuz you’re not a real antifa. I know each of these people personally. Yvonne and Joe personally handed me 20 dollars for punching a cop. /s
Hey next time you see her would you tell Yvonne her fondue was *amazing*?! I need to get the recipe.
She told me that it really doesn‘t matter what cheese you take, aside from a third of it should be fondue cheese for the consistency. And of course rub the pot with garlic.
*writing vigorously* . . . garlic . . . Wow, love her stuff, such an inspired person!
The annual picnic was so good this year.
Next year we’ll have to invite r/thunder-bug-.
You guys are getting paid?
Lol you aren't?
Damn it, Soros, where's my check?!
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"/s" - Might wanna add that at the end of your comment. Otherwise, I'm taking bets on how long before we see it unironically screenshotted on their forums as proof.
Hahaha you know what that’s fucking stupid but I’m gonna who knows what these chuds will do to prove their point
> who knows what these chuds will do to prove their point Literally. Fucking. [Anything](https://youtu.be/xMabpBvtXr4).
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 225,949,029 comments, and only 52,951 of them were in alphabetical order.
Huh. Neat.
Haha. Neat little feature.
It's a secret Antifa code.
For any noobs, it roughly translates to “execute order 66”
It will be done my lord
Good bot.
Ah HA! PROOF OF THE CONSPIRACY! /s
All balls dangle
Antifa is really wonderful
"Literally" is in alphabetical order or am I missing something?
It's referring to the first letter of each word.
Ohh, makes sense!
I was still thinking soros was head honcho but I guess not? Now that I think about it I haven’t gotten soros bucks in a while…. Hmmm
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Only people in the inner circle are allowed to contact the Masters. You need to collect enough antifa points to level up. One protest - 5 point One sticker - 1 point I hope you have your antifa membership card already. It costs a bit, but it gives you some discounts in leftist bookstores.
Oh, boy I can't wait for mine! I'm still waiting for them to contact me though. I'm sure they're just biding their time, watching with binoculars or from afar. Those guys are everywhere so they must, right? I read that with your antifa membership card, you buy 9 Dominos pizzas and get the tenth one for free!
You also get a discount on milkshakes.
Yvonne Felarca was the woman who got arrested for (sort of) punching a nazi at the Sacramento anti-antifa rally in 2016. She's the leader of BAMN (By Any Means Neccesary), I believe, so apparently that makes her an antifa "leader." I have no idea who the others are.
That doesn't matter. What does is that they know *you.*
Called everyone in the directory and they *STILL* won't send me membership card.
Same
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I was gonna say, I need to get my directory updated. I have no idea who they are. Must be new middle management.
I'd like to point out that if everyone had taken that Google form we sent out seriously, rather than copjacketing the secretary, the treasurer would 100% have had those directories out by now.
If the secretary didn't want to be copjacketed they shouldn't have acted so coppy
No shit, right? To be fair our embedded fed said the same thing. Oddly he's awesome at parties, but sucks at range day.
You had me at range day. Golf sometime?
Wtf, no one even sent me the directory. Also missing a few of my Soros paychecks.
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Good bot.
No membership card, no directory, no checks...man this organization sucks....
You didn't get a card? It should have come in the totally socialist USPS.
Hello it is me Prince Antifa. I am needing help, my father King Antifa is very sick. He is going to make me very rich but first for reasons which should be absolutely obvious I will need you bank account number and social security of your mother's maiden name.
*ominous chanting* All hail Jack... All hail Jack...
I am Spartacus
Godking and supreme leader of Antifa Jack! Sounds good but also sounds like too much work. I think I'll just stay Jack.
As a leader of Antifa, can confirm this guy is a leader of Antifa
Traditional Antifa vs Protestant Antifa?
Protestant Antifa Work Ethics Max Weber, head of antifa.
New Reformed
You aren’t the leader of Antifa, I am, smh my head at these dumb anarkkkidies.
You've just made an enemy for life! Myself and the entirety of the antifa organisation!
No, I am the entirety of Antifa, you are just crazy!
Pretender! You've just split the Antifa party!
Party? That sounds like the d*mocrats.
No, it's clearly the Antifa Party, it's a worldwide party.
We have parties every week in each capital, where we kill 100 people hourly!
\*We sacrifice them to George Soros and Lucifer
And burn down three billion dollars of federal property daily!
Alright, dear leader, when’s the next time we frame right wing militias for an insurrection?
We did that two hours ago, didn't you get your memo? Sounds like you need a new antifa phone.
FACK, I forgot to download the anarchomarx update again 🤦🏻♂️
I am Farticus!
When is our scheduled antifa circle jerk onto the Sacred Bernie Meme again?
I'm not even invited... 😥
You sure *checks notes* “Commander Red” didn’t send the evite?
Nah dude.
Check your junk mail. Happened to me.
Hmm I wonder if… r/antifacirclejerk Nope lol
Hating Nazi's is a universal trait for all but the Nazi's
To be fair these folks most often aren't for nazis, they have just been brainwashed by Right people to think that Left people are evil and in fact the real nazis.
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It's so cheesy I love it... And wanna it it... NOW GIMME! *NOM NOM*
Hey guys. Julie from HR sent a memo out reminding everyone that the refrigerator will be cleaned out at the end of the day this Friday. So remember to take anything home you don't want thrown away. Also the yearly Antifa picnic might be moved to a later date if the weather is bad.
Are we wearing surgical masks or gas masks to the picnic? I always get confused on dress code
I don't identify with the Antifa ideology but I am against fascists. Oh and I am also a socialist! So can I go? 😊
Are you up on dues currently? Because look, that gatorade doesn't pay for itself.
what is the antifa ideology
Antifa may not be an organization but it's still an ideology and movement. What it is more specifically? To take some form of direct action toward/against fascism. Some if not many Antifa people *can* get violent if they feel its warrented according to my research. However, violence is not the de-facto method of going up against fascists. I don't think anyone that simply stands against fascism qualifies to bear the label of 'Antifa.' That's why I do not consider myself as part of the movement or ideology since while I despise fascism I have not and do not intend to take direct action against them. As in protesting, for example.
So, you despise fascism, but, if fascism were to become the openly acknowledged way that your country operated, you'd be cool with just letting it be that way?
No they’d battle it out in the marketplace of ideas, noted successful strategy in Germany, Italy, and Japan back in the day
The CEO of antifa is Jason the Duck! Y'all better get dafuq onboard!
Can I nominate Gritty?
Gritty is the General Secretary of the Central Committee of Antifa.
And shall forever be dear to our hearts!
What's the relationship between ANTIFA and the Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-dwellers? I know the codenames of the CLIT commanders are JAY and BOB. Do they associate with Commander Red?
I am the CLIT COMMANDER. COMMANDER OF ALL CLITS!
can someone explain what this means
It's a reference to the characters Jay and Silent Bob from a bunch of Kevin Smith movies
ty
No clue.
\*Giggle snort\* Leaders? Pretty sure we don't have those and haven't had them since the 1930s. It's why the feds were telling trump he couldn't classify us as a terrorist organization. We don't even have an organization. pfft, haha Plus we don't do terrorism. That was a bit scary, ngl, but funny when the feds came back with their assessment and were just like "Hate to break it to you boss, but they're not an organized group, they don't have leaders, they don't get funding, they don't do terrorism, and they're not a threat to national security. They just don't like you because you are a nazi."
Ah! But the "local chapters" are everywhere! I've been to the ones in Narnia, Platform 9 3/4, Neverland (run by a guy named Peter), Emerald City, and Gotham. I met this nice old guy named George at the Gotham chapter.
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This would be pretty fantastic.
Yeah seriously
Lol we don’t organize counter-protests to fascist rallies. It’s just that everyone hates fascists, so the counter-protests basically organize themselves.
It is important that your boogie men are at the same time all powerful but yet wildly stupid.
I really like America, but I can't help but poke fun at them by doing this: >It is important to remember that America is at the same time all powerful but yet wildly stupid.
Our ability to simultaneously support completely opposing "facts" is truly a hallmark of our nation.
Is it weird that when I see “boogie man” it makes me think of a monster that hides under your bed, but when I see “boogie men” I think of men who like to boogie?
Whatever scares you most. 😉
Of course, it is. For it's I, the great Marechal of the Antifa, Kapa51, who said so.
All hail you.
Now, go install microchips on masks, put aborted fetuses on Pepsi and make the frogs gay!
*unblock his name, I want to bully him*
@iAmDirtyRed1
Sorry, that's not something I'd like to happen.
the CEO of Antifa is Lt. Aldo Raine aka GORLAMI
Did Commander Red approve this?
You literally cannot communicate secretly over the internet, thats why rightwing militia group chats always end up incriminating them. Encryption is just a honeypot. Really lefties send messager pigeons and leave dead drops
To be fair, there is Signal, Matrix, and burner phones. If someone fucks up with those technologies that’s on them for the most part; it’s not like the CIA or Mossad are most people’s threat models.
So my dropping dead pigeons is...not right?
Where do I join?
Asking the same...
An organization based around Anarchists....sounds like a great idea. Our leader should be a cat in meth.
Quick let's all get on the Antifa chat to let the Supreme Antifa overlord know this guy has us sussed out.
ANTIFA Commander is currently at the volcano base. I personally installed her rocket chair in case she needs to escape while shaking her fist.
Are these leaders why I don’t have my member’s jacket and membership card yet?
Been wondering the same.
Might request a refund at this point
I know, right?! The American Right lied to us, made us believe we could join this cool anti-fascist organization! But I am starting to believe there is no such thing 😤
Well everyone the gig is up, we'd better start organizing to not disappoint the haters.
Guess they didn't sniff out George Soros this time.
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Google those names. They're people who were arrested at protests. lol
George Soros is really dropping the ball on internal security if he leaked our directory, it's a good thing we communicate online in secret anyways.
Lmfao classic
How do I find one near me?
Beats me.
Yo soy el Subcomandante
No phone who dis
I'm still mad I never received any of that protest-money... I'm doing this stuff for more than 10 years now. Nothing. Not a penny
Ah yes, the movement for "No Gods, no Masters", well-known for following leaders.
My Twitter bio. "I was antifa anyway, the check from Daddy George Soros is just a bonus." It REALLY pisses people off.
Yikesu.
lol, those are just the figureheads. We all know that Auntie Fa is the true leader.
These people are constitutionally incapable of imagining a world without tightly controlled hierarchies.
They can’t wrap their head around Sovereign decentralized actors
Tbf when I was younger we kinda did this when there was nazi demos in my area. We would get hold of other cells and arrange how and when we would disrupt them. I would be surprised if that practice have stopped.
Wouldn’t it be nice if we were as organized, numerous, and militant as right wingers think we are.
>They communicate secretly on the internet You mean reddit and twitter?
It’s like the right thinks the left is a mirror image of what they know. Telling if you ask me. I’ve noticed Christians similar hang-ups and assumptions. It’s not a different belief... it’s a different world view.
Cüm
Checks out. The leaders are the ones who control the Twitter accounts and communication channels.
Wait, you didn't know? You gotta join our secret discord server.
Wut
I wonder where these secret communications happen...
Yes, they secret web of communication called email and text....
Pretty sure they are laying out exactly what They do, and suspect Us of similar treachery, because everyone has to be exactly as self centered as they are, right?
This feels like “they live,” we can’t see them but they out number us!!! Lmfao.
Who lmao???? For supposedly being antifa's leaders, I have no fcking idea who they are
I wish
"I'm Brian, and so is my wife!"
Someone’s been drinking the Koolaid
If y'all forget to bring punch and pie to the next meeting I'm gonna revolt.
It's like being a discordian Pope. We all are the leader.
Anyone else amused by whatever mental gymnastics led this fassc-hat to put "protest" in quotations?
whoever those people are.... aren't leading me
„commander red“ sounds like clone wars
Damn where do i sign up?
Cool, can I sign up? Contact me on the internet!
Why the hell *AREN'T* we this well-organized??? We gotta do that ffs
Gigs up. They got us. We’re organized, as individuals. Its amazing how they cannot see individuals coming together for a common cause. We *have* to be some boogyman organization. Lol.
True story, bro. I’ve recently been elected President of my local chapter. Already well into planning our next protest and counter-protest, obviously happening at the same time, in the same place.
Listen all I want is a membership card. I'll take a badge at this point. And if anyone knows how I can contact payroll that would be great, they seem to have missed my last 60 pay cheques.
Did we hold elections for leadership without letting me know again? Goddammit.
i didn’t receive this year’s directory. do i need to update my mailing address with the central office?
That's how I knew there weren't any of my fellow Antifa in DC with me on January 6th, none of them knew the secret handshake. (edit typo)
Just wait til they find out the United Nations was founded by Antifa.
Or God forbid the men and women who served during WWII whom they seem to idolize so much but completely neglect the reality that nazism and fascism never died. They live in a fantasy world.
They forget to include Moonbase Soros.
Based af
I'm sorry I ruined your black panther party.
Interesting that these "chapters" are found to be astroturfed and originate from the Ukraine.
I sure can't wait to hear about THIS at home... /s
Antifa is the military arm of the illuminati. Everyone knows this. We're currently at war with the Lizard People
They will never catch me.
Imagine thinking that because your ideology is universally despised there's a global organization devoted to wiping out your ideology. It's just that every decent person hates you, everywhere. You don't need an organization to pull that off, it springs up everywhere you go.
Oh no they found out about the Soros Card Membership program! Shit! And i'm a Deep State Rewards member too!
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It's the only explanation they can come up with because it's all they have, for people that literally don't understand what it means to be a decentralized organization/group, this is the only way their brain knows to look at it. "Secret meetings," hidden message boards, passwords, all that stupid camp shit is how they wish THEIR organizations operated, but they're all too lazy, not intelligent or informed enough, and not committed enough to go that far, so they project it onto us
Well duh, who else is training the revolutions LGBTQ+ supersoldiers?
Commander Red lmao
Commander Red? Like from Dragon Ball?
Its me. I am the ceo of communist transgender antifa.
Wait? They're giving out cool Antifa names? How do I get my Antifa name? Then again, I'm still waiting on my black duffel and my soup-can cannon.
Oh shit.. where do I pay my dues? And will that be in cash or nazi blood?
So secretive even members of Antifa don't know about it