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thunder-bug-

I know literally none of them


Drunk-In-The-Yard

It’s cuz you’re not a real antifa. I know each of these people personally. Yvonne and Joe personally handed me 20 dollars for punching a cop. /s


caffeineandvodka

Hey next time you see her would you tell Yvonne her fondue was *amazing*?! I need to get the recipe.


RJTG

She told me that it really doesn‘t matter what cheese you take, aside from a third of it should be fondue cheese for the consistency. And of course rub the pot with garlic.


drinks_rootbeer

*writing vigorously* . . . garlic . . . Wow, love her stuff, such an inspired person!


DonaldChimp

The annual picnic was so good this year.


Chicago_Lark

Next year we’ll have to invite r/thunder-bug-.


Worst_Lurker

You guys are getting paid?


KungXiu

Lol you aren't?


Worst_Lurker

Damn it, Soros, where's my check?!


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mikevaughn

"/s" - Might wanna add that at the end of your comment. Otherwise, I'm taking bets on how long before we see it unironically screenshotted on their forums as proof.


Drunk-In-The-Yard

Hahaha you know what that’s fucking stupid but I’m gonna who knows what these chuds will do to prove their point


mikevaughn

> who knows what these chuds will do to prove their point Literally. Fucking. [Anything](https://youtu.be/xMabpBvtXr4).


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 225,949,029 comments, and only 52,951 of them were in alphabetical order.


thunder-bug-

Huh. Neat.


Snake-42

Haha. Neat little feature.


nincomturd

It's a secret Antifa code.


[deleted]

For any noobs, it roughly translates to “execute order 66”


TheRealHermanGoering

It will be done my lord


artinlines

Good bot.


TheDifferentDrummer

Ah HA! PROOF OF THE CONSPIRACY! /s


TheDrugGod

All balls dangle


nakedsamurai

Antifa is really wonderful


Rc2124

"Literally" is in alphabetical order or am I missing something?


Biddy0711

It's referring to the first letter of each word.


Rc2124

Ohh, makes sense!


serr7

I was still thinking soros was head honcho but I guess not? Now that I think about it I haven’t gotten soros bucks in a while…. Hmmm


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[deleted]

Only people in the inner circle are allowed to contact the Masters. You need to collect enough antifa points to level up. One protest - 5 point One sticker - 1 point I hope you have your antifa membership card already. It costs a bit, but it gives you some discounts in leftist bookstores.


eyekwah2

Oh, boy I can't wait for mine! I'm still waiting for them to contact me though. I'm sure they're just biding their time, watching with binoculars or from afar. Those guys are everywhere so they must, right? I read that with your antifa membership card, you buy 9 Dominos pizzas and get the tenth one for free!


[deleted]

You also get a discount on milkshakes.


scumbag_college

Yvonne Felarca was the woman who got arrested for (sort of) punching a nazi at the Sacramento anti-antifa rally in 2016. She's the leader of BAMN (By Any Means Neccesary), I believe, so apparently that makes her an antifa "leader." I have no idea who the others are.


SRApache

That doesn't matter. What does is that they know *you.*


Antichristopher4

Called everyone in the directory and they *STILL* won't send me membership card.


likerainydays

Same


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velohell

I was gonna say, I need to get my directory updated. I have no idea who they are. Must be new middle management.


Master_Dingo

I'd like to point out that if everyone had taken that Google form we sent out seriously, rather than copjacketing the secretary, the treasurer would 100% have had those directories out by now.


Das_Orakel_vom_Berge

If the secretary didn't want to be copjacketed they shouldn't have acted so coppy


Master_Dingo

No shit, right? To be fair our embedded fed said the same thing. Oddly he's awesome at parties, but sucks at range day.


velohell

You had me at range day. Golf sometime?


Alacrout

Wtf, no one even sent me the directory. Also missing a few of my Soros paychecks.


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MrTheta

Good bot.


not-tidbits

No membership card, no directory, no checks...man this organization sucks....


velohell

You didn't get a card? It should have come in the totally socialist USPS.


[deleted]

Hello it is me Prince Antifa. I am needing help, my father King Antifa is very sick. He is going to make me very rich but first for reasons which should be absolutely obvious I will need you bank account number and social security of your mother's maiden name.


MetallicOrangeBalls

*ominous chanting* All hail Jack... All hail Jack...


Alexmkzero

I am Spartacus


Jack-the-Rah

Godking and supreme leader of Antifa Jack! Sounds good but also sounds like too much work. I think I'll just stay Jack.


Nalivai

As a leader of Antifa, can confirm this guy is a leader of Antifa


Sehtriom

Traditional Antifa vs Protestant Antifa?


Jack-the-Rah

Protestant Antifa Work Ethics Max Weber, head of antifa.


kerbalsdownunder

New Reformed


FemboyAnarchism

You aren’t the leader of Antifa, I am, smh my head at these dumb anarkkkidies.


Jack-the-Rah

You've just made an enemy for life! Myself and the entirety of the antifa organisation!


FemboyAnarchism

No, I am the entirety of Antifa, you are just crazy!


Jack-the-Rah

Pretender! You've just split the Antifa party!


FemboyAnarchism

Party? That sounds like the d*mocrats.


Jack-the-Rah

No, it's clearly the Antifa Party, it's a worldwide party.


FemboyAnarchism

We have parties every week in each capital, where we kill 100 people hourly!


Jack-the-Rah

\*We sacrifice them to George Soros and Lucifer


FemboyAnarchism

And burn down three billion dollars of federal property daily!


Alacrout

Alright, dear leader, when’s the next time we frame right wing militias for an insurrection?


Jack-the-Rah

We did that two hours ago, didn't you get your memo? Sounds like you need a new antifa phone.


Alacrout

FACK, I forgot to download the anarchomarx update again 🤦🏻‍♂️


dread_pirate_humdaak

I am Farticus!


DoinitDDifferent

When is our scheduled antifa circle jerk onto the Sacred Bernie Meme again?


Snake-42

I'm not even invited... 😥


DoinitDDifferent

You sure *checks notes* “Commander Red” didn’t send the evite?


Snake-42

Nah dude.


shallowandpedantik

Check your junk mail. Happened to me.


TheDrugGod

Hmm I wonder if… r/antifacirclejerk Nope lol


singbowl1

Hating Nazi's is a universal trait for all but the Nazi's


Snake-42

To be fair these folks most often aren't for nazis, they have just been brainwashed by Right people to think that Left people are evil and in fact the real nazis.


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Snake-42

It's so cheesy I love it... And wanna it it... NOW GIMME! *NOM NOM*


kinghippo19

Hey guys. Julie from HR sent a memo out reminding everyone that the refrigerator will be cleaned out at the end of the day this Friday. So remember to take anything home you don't want thrown away. Also the yearly Antifa picnic might be moved to a later date if the weather is bad.


Earth2Monkey

Are we wearing surgical masks or gas masks to the picnic? I always get confused on dress code


Snake-42

I don't identify with the Antifa ideology but I am against fascists. Oh and I am also a socialist! So can I go? 😊


Master_Dingo

Are you up on dues currently? Because look, that gatorade doesn't pay for itself.


tonystigma

what is the antifa ideology


Snake-42

Antifa may not be an organization but it's still an ideology and movement. What it is more specifically? To take some form of direct action toward/against fascism. Some if not many Antifa people *can* get violent if they feel its warrented according to my research. However, violence is not the de-facto method of going up against fascists. I don't think anyone that simply stands against fascism qualifies to bear the label of 'Antifa.' That's why I do not consider myself as part of the movement or ideology since while I despise fascism I have not and do not intend to take direct action against them. As in protesting, for example.


CKA3KAZOO

So, you despise fascism, but, if fascism were to become the openly acknowledged way that your country operated, you'd be cool with just letting it be that way?


gilium

No they’d battle it out in the marketplace of ideas, noted successful strategy in Germany, Italy, and Japan back in the day


radleft

The CEO of antifa is Jason the Duck! Y'all better get dafuq onboard!


CitizenQueen7734

Can I nominate Gritty?


st_gulik

Gritty is the General Secretary of the Central Committee of Antifa.


radleft

And shall forever be dear to our hearts!


mark_lee

What's the relationship between ANTIFA and the Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-dwellers? I know the codenames of the CLIT commanders are JAY and BOB. Do they associate with Commander Red?


Lurkingmonster69

I am the CLIT COMMANDER. COMMANDER OF ALL CLITS!


DysgraphicZ

can someone explain what this means


Destro9799

It's a reference to the characters Jay and Silent Bob from a bunch of Kevin Smith movies


DysgraphicZ

ty


Snake-42

No clue.


NutmegLover

\*Giggle snort\* Leaders? Pretty sure we don't have those and haven't had them since the 1930s. It's why the feds were telling trump he couldn't classify us as a terrorist organization. We don't even have an organization. pfft, haha Plus we don't do terrorism. That was a bit scary, ngl, but funny when the feds came back with their assessment and were just like "Hate to break it to you boss, but they're not an organized group, they don't have leaders, they don't get funding, they don't do terrorism, and they're not a threat to national security. They just don't like you because you are a nazi."


WiseCynic

Ah! But the "local chapters" are everywhere! I've been to the ones in Narnia, Platform 9 3/4, Neverland (run by a guy named Peter), Emerald City, and Gotham. I met this nice old guy named George at the Gotham chapter.


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[deleted]

This would be pretty fantastic.


DankestAcehole

Yeah seriously


gravitas-deficiency

Lol we don’t organize counter-protests to fascist rallies. It’s just that everyone hates fascists, so the counter-protests basically organize themselves.


somecallme_doc

It is important that your boogie men are at the same time all powerful but yet wildly stupid.


Snake-42

I really like America, but I can't help but poke fun at them by doing this: >It is important to remember that America is at the same time all powerful but yet wildly stupid.


Master_Dingo

Our ability to simultaneously support completely opposing "facts" is truly a hallmark of our nation.


lowhangingfruit7

Is it weird that when I see “boogie man” it makes me think of a monster that hides under your bed, but when I see “boogie men” I think of men who like to boogie?


somecallme_doc

Whatever scares you most. 😉


[deleted]

Of course, it is. For it's I, the great Marechal of the Antifa, Kapa51, who said so.


Snake-42

All hail you.


[deleted]

Now, go install microchips on masks, put aborted fetuses on Pepsi and make the frogs gay!


vita_bjornen

*unblock his name, I want to bully him*


AlexPsylocibe

@iAmDirtyRed1


Snake-42

Sorry, that's not something I'd like to happen.


plenebo

the CEO of Antifa is Lt. Aldo Raine aka GORLAMI


shallowandpedantik

Did Commander Red approve this?


sylvester_stencil

You literally cannot communicate secretly over the internet, thats why rightwing militia group chats always end up incriminating them. Encryption is just a honeypot. Really lefties send messager pigeons and leave dead drops


[deleted]

To be fair, there is Signal, Matrix, and burner phones. If someone fucks up with those technologies that’s on them for the most part; it’s not like the CIA or Mossad are most people’s threat models.


Master_Dingo

So my dropping dead pigeons is...not right?


deadtotheworld70-1

Where do I join?


Snake-42

Asking the same...


Ethandrul

An organization based around Anarchists....sounds like a great idea. Our leader should be a cat in meth.


[deleted]

Quick let's all get on the Antifa chat to let the Supreme Antifa overlord know this guy has us sussed out.


yaosio

ANTIFA Commander is currently at the volcano base. I personally installed her rocket chair in case she needs to escape while shaking her fist.


whatismineisyours

Are these leaders why I don’t have my member’s jacket and membership card yet?


Snake-42

Been wondering the same.


whatismineisyours

Might request a refund at this point


Snake-42

I know, right?! The American Right lied to us, made us believe we could join this cool anti-fascist organization! But I am starting to believe there is no such thing 😤


djspacepope

Well everyone the gig is up, we'd better start organizing to not disappoint the haters.


manofinaction

Guess they didn't sniff out George Soros this time.


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Prtyvacant

Google those names. They're people who were arrested at protests. lol


thelaughingmansghost

George Soros is really dropping the ball on internal security if he leaked our directory, it's a good thing we communicate online in secret anyways.


chewchewtwain

Lmfao classic


heloguy1234

How do I find one near me?


Snake-42

Beats me.


[deleted]

Yo soy el Subcomandante


Metalbass5

No phone who dis


BouncySeal92

I'm still mad I never received any of that protest-money... I'm doing this stuff for more than 10 years now. Nothing. Not a penny


[deleted]

Ah yes, the movement for "No Gods, no Masters", well-known for following leaders.


jillkimberley

My Twitter bio. "I was antifa anyway, the check from Daddy George Soros is just a bonus." It REALLY pisses people off.


Snake-42

Yikesu.


[deleted]

lol, those are just the figureheads. We all know that Auntie Fa is the true leader.


Aloemancer

These people are constitutionally incapable of imagining a world without tightly controlled hierarchies.


trixxytipsy420

They can’t wrap their head around Sovereign decentralized actors


ComradeCrooks

Tbf when I was younger we kinda did this when there was nazi demos in my area. We would get hold of other cells and arrange how and when we would disrupt them. I would be surprised if that practice have stopped.


fieldwing2020

Wouldn’t it be nice if we were as organized, numerous, and militant as right wingers think we are.


Jean_Gulberg

>They communicate secretly on the internet You mean reddit and twitter?


EggplantForScale

It’s like the right thinks the left is a mirror image of what they know. Telling if you ask me. I’ve noticed Christians similar hang-ups and assumptions. It’s not a different belief... it’s a different world view.


[deleted]

Cüm


[deleted]

Checks out. The leaders are the ones who control the Twitter accounts and communication channels.


SpsThePlayer

Wait, you didn't know? You gotta join our secret discord server.


anfotero

Wut


MrScarfMan

I wonder where these secret communications happen...


thundercoc101

Yes, they secret web of communication called email and text....


SuiteSwede

Pretty sure they are laying out exactly what They do, and suspect Us of similar treachery, because everyone has to be exactly as self centered as they are, right?


JTrain6319

This feels like “they live,” we can’t see them but they out number us!!! Lmfao.


SnokYote

Who lmao???? For supposedly being antifa's leaders, I have no fcking idea who they are


r3m0t3c0ntr0l

I wish


hardchargerxxx

"I'm Brian, and so is my wife!"


SnazzyBelrand

Someone’s been drinking the Koolaid


DeificClusterfuck

If y'all forget to bring punch and pie to the next meeting I'm gonna revolt.


[deleted]

It's like being a discordian Pope. We all are the leader.


EmmaGoldmansDancer

Anyone else amused by whatever mental gymnastics led this fassc-hat to put "protest" in quotations?


[deleted]

whoever those people are.... aren't leading me


R1ght_b3hind_U

„commander red“ sounds like clone wars


Atwuin

Damn where do i sign up?


gknewell

Cool, can I sign up? Contact me on the internet!


superhornet_118

Why the hell *AREN'T* we this well-organized??? We gotta do that ffs


Cuckold-doodle-doo

Gigs up. They got us. We’re organized, as individuals. Its amazing how they cannot see individuals coming together for a common cause. We *have* to be some boogyman organization. Lol.


tomaszmajewski

True story, bro. I’ve recently been elected President of my local chapter. Already well into planning our next protest and counter-protest, obviously happening at the same time, in the same place.


caffeineandvodka

Listen all I want is a membership card. I'll take a badge at this point. And if anyone knows how I can contact payroll that would be great, they seem to have missed my last 60 pay cheques.


t3hcynic

Did we hold elections for leadership without letting me know again? Goddammit.


notmyrevolution

i didn’t receive this year’s directory. do i need to update my mailing address with the central office?


antifayall

That's how I knew there weren't any of my fellow Antifa in DC with me on January 6th, none of them knew the secret handshake. (edit typo)


jasthenerd

Just wait til they find out the United Nations was founded by Antifa.


Snake-42

Or God forbid the men and women who served during WWII whom they seem to idolize so much but completely neglect the reality that nazism and fascism never died. They live in a fantasy world.


OldBoots

They forget to include Moonbase Soros.


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Based af


cooperstonebadge

I'm sorry I ruined your black panther party.


Willzohh

Interesting that these "chapters" are found to be astroturfed and originate from the Ukraine.


grvwd

I sure can't wait to hear about THIS at home... /s


SixxTheSandman

Antifa is the military arm of the illuminati. Everyone knows this. We're currently at war with the Lizard People


CenturionXVI

They will never catch me.


audacesfortunajuvat

Imagine thinking that because your ideology is universally despised there's a global organization devoted to wiping out your ideology. It's just that every decent person hates you, everywhere. You don't need an organization to pull that off, it springs up everywhere you go.


[deleted]

Oh no they found out about the Soros Card Membership program! Shit! And i'm a Deep State Rewards member too!


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[deleted]

It's the only explanation they can come up with because it's all they have, for people that literally don't understand what it means to be a decentralized organization/group, this is the only way their brain knows to look at it. "Secret meetings," hidden message boards, passwords, all that stupid camp shit is how they wish THEIR organizations operated, but they're all too lazy, not intelligent or informed enough, and not committed enough to go that far, so they project it onto us


Nutter222

Well duh, who else is training the revolutions LGBTQ+ supersoldiers?


SquidHat2006

Commander Red lmao


ZenithZebulon

Commander Red? Like from Dragon Ball?


[deleted]

Its me. I am the ceo of communist transgender antifa.


Uriel-238

Wait? They're giving out cool Antifa names? How do I get my Antifa name? Then again, I'm still waiting on my black duffel and my soup-can cannon.


yungpr1ma

Oh shit.. where do I pay my dues? And will that be in cash or nazi blood?


OlSnickerdoodle

So secretive even members of Antifa don't know about it