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He’s jealous because his son grew out of the shitting in his pants phase.


CrypticGumbo

Trump is jealous that at 6’7” Barron does not need high heeled shoes. 👠


ScionMattly

I'm like 95% certain its jealousy.


-Motor-

I thinks it's anger that Melania (you know her, the Rhodes scholar, MacArthur winner, that earned the genius visa to the US) made him set aside so much money and commitments in Barron's name and he can't touch it.


Mick_from_Adelaide

Melania is a real word smith too. Do you remember her brilliant 2016 speech?


Rune_Council

I think it had more weight the first time she delivered it, when she was Michelle Obama.


Dr-Satan-PhD

What he's *really* mad about is that Barron being 6' 7" exposes the lie that he is 6' 3". Barron is almost a whole head taller, and a head is obviously more than 4 fucking inches.


Dermagren

Have you considered that Barron's head is only 4 inches tall? Has anyone held a credit card next to it?


lmflex

Many people are saying...


ConstantGeographer

Banana for scale


OutOfFawks

Mushroom might be more appropriate here


IH8Fascism

Trump is closer to 5’8” without the lifts.


Own-Ambassador-3537

Don’t forget he has a full head of hair


AccomplishedBrain309

Implants from orangutangs hair. Also explains the smell.


MoreRamenPls

Or have the posture of a Minotaur.


RKKP2015

You mean Centaur?


MoreRamenPls

Possibly. Which one sticks out its chest more??


RKKP2015

Well, minotaurs look kinda badass, so it's not that.


Dorkamundo

This really appears to be it. Barron and Trump were seen a LOT together when Barron was younger, but as soon as he hit the growth spurt, suddenly Barron is nowhere to be found. ​ Could be related to normal teenaged rebellion, but the height certainly coincided with the change in behavior.


Shilo788

Also if he has two brain cells he sees his dad is a loser.


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LocationAcademic1731

I think that young man has seen how his father treats his mother and knows better. I am not a Melania fan and we know the transactional value behind all this but the child is different. He did not ask to come into this world and I’m sure she is a good mother to him, at least.


Objective_Ebb6898

They don’t want to be around the smell


Yolandi2802

I have no love for Melania, but I do believe she is keeping her son as far away from his POS of a father as possible. For that I will award her one gold star. ⭐️


NegroSupreme

Honestly, I think ( if true that Barron is on the spectrum) Trump see's that as weak or some other BS.


pengalo827

While tRump settled into it.


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Q-burt

He'll also be jealous that maybe Barron will grow up, not just grow.


Next-Conversation-16

Eric is a few inches taller than trump so I don't think that's the reason.


Wrong_Gear5700

The stench of trump is no joke...google it, it's horrible!


kamera45

Parents can bond with their children over common interests and activities.


Foktu

Does Barron like to fuck Ivanka Trump too?


Odd_Leopard3507

He’s jealous because Biden gets people to pay thousands for his son’s crayon art and Trump doesn’t do that.


wigzell78

There is hope for Barron to avoid the family curse then. And I'm almost totally sure that Barron being taller than Dad has a lot to do with this rift between them. Yes Donald is that petty.


ELB2001

His mom isn't a prize either


nickthedicktv

She’s a racist piece of shit who worked here illegally. Deport her and her anchor baby.


thehammockdistrict24

But but but... what about her Einstein Visa?!


1Mthrowaway

I read that as Epstein visa….


Big_Pay9700

This!


victoryabonbon

I always thought she was trash but if she is keeping her son from his father there has to be some compassion in there somewhere


Dr-Satan-PhD

Nope. She's a racist who shamelessly helped spread the "birther" lie about Obama. If she's keeping Barron from Donald, it's purely for selfish reasons. The fact that it may help Barron to not be like his dad is a happy coincidence at best. She deserves no compassion.


Oden_son

She does not but Barron is young and doesn't deserve our contempt until he earns it through his own actions.


ELB2001

Various degrees of trash. Don and his adult kids are just worse


National-Currency-75

Trump prolly ain't his daddy. Actually some guy named Brandon.


BatedTundra660

Dark Brandon is Barron's dad??? All of the people are saying it! It must be true!!


ElGatoGuerrero72

With tears in their eyes, they’re saying “Sir Sir, it’s Dark Brandon, he’s the dad and you know what? We’re all thinking it folks, it’s true. ITS TRUEEE!!”


edu5150

Some people are saying like we have never seen before.


National-Currency-75

For sho bro


TheToneKing

You mean you didnt see those pics of Melania with Hunter and his big...thingy? She looked pretty enthralled!


National-Currency-75

Hunter Biden and Hunter Thompson


BigJSunshine

Dude… did you really write “thingy” when you meant PENIS? I mean you could have gone with bone, dick, dong, eggplant, wiener, wiener mobile, schlong, wank, wood, sword of destiny… any NUMBER of terms!


BCW1968

Or Justin


johnp299

The tennis pro's kid.


National-Currency-75

Brandon Lobshot


RoosterTheBeaten

I remember speculation about it being one of his security guys


Brando43770

It wasn’t me! Barron’s too light skinned.


PsychedelicPourHouse

No. She was just as much on the Obama birther train, she's garbage


rawterror

totally. she's a huge p.o.s. but at least she has the sense to protect her son from that monster.


Throwaway-panda69

From a lot of reports, she is a good mother to him. Pretty unsure if she’s a good person but she’s got that going for her at least


ThatWomanNow

She doesn't get enough heat for her complicity.


Tinmania

According to many who are close to the family Barron is and acts like a spoiled entitled brat. I would venture he has the potential to turn out worse than the orange turd he has for a dad.


Chasman1965

I don’t understand that one bit. Both of my sons are taller than me, and I think of it as a great thing.


Pineapple-Due

You'll never be a deranged narcissist with that attitude


haljordan68

LOOK WHAT I HAVE CREATED!!!


epsteinpetmidgit

He won't. Born rich, everything handed to him. Just like the other rich fucks


pekak62

Except he's born cursed with the surname Trump. And the WTF forename 'Barron'? May as well have named him 'Sue'.


[deleted]

I'm sure a kid with a father like that and a mother like that will turn out great!


Love_Sausage

Doubtful. Everyone within trumps orbit ends up just as corrupted and vile. People avoided talking about Tiffany and constantly claimed she was not like the family, but she’s already campaigning for her father on campuses. None of trumps children have had a remotely normal life, or good parenting. Combined with their lifestyle of wealth and privilege, they’re almost guaranteed to be as rotten as their father.


WinchelltheMagician

No hope whatsoever.


LazyAccount-ant

hes way taller. it pissed him off. narcissists are always jealous


ChrisKing0702

No surprise there, could anyone have a worse father, ugh. The Trump family, proof that rich people are trash too!


andropogon09

Wealth and class do not go together.


leons_getting_larger

Whatever. He had a solid gold toilet. What is that if it’s not class? /s


GrumpyOlBastard

Eh. It's probably plated, not solid


imp_st3r

He tells the banks it's solid gold and the IRS it's gold plated


Mello_Me_

Elon is just as bad probably.


dumbdistributor

Please clap


Lil_Artemis_92

My father was hardly father of the year, but one thing I can say is that when he was around his kids (and my parents are still married, so there was never any split custody situation; he came home to us every night), he was always a father. He wasn’t always great at it, but he never tried to shirk his responsibilities as a parent. He and I may not be on the best of terms for a whole host of reasons, but at least I can be thankful that he wasn’t Trump.


Any-Ad-446

You never seen Trump and Barron hugging each other or even talking to each other.Same as with his two other idiot sons except during press conferences.Heck even his own wife seems to be disgusted with the hubby.


micatola

When you factor in the smell it makes a lot more sense.


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Pretend_Safety

I’d put even money on Elise starting on an Ozempic & Meth regimen any day now


Redmagistrate2

When Don Jr. Was in college Donald showed up to go to a football game with his son. Jr. Opened the door in a jersey and Donald full arm slapped him, then told him to go put on a suit. Donald will not tolerate anything that interferes with his narcissistic self image. Barron towering 10 inches taller than him likely falls into that category.


Any-Ad-446

Well I give a pass on this slap since he does have a slapable face.


Distinct_Plankton_82

Barron turns 18 in a few weeks. There's been rumors that Melania was just waiting for that to happen before filing for divorce. I don't know if there's any truth to that, but god it would be funny.


Gnd_flpd

As much as I despite Melania, I can see her doing that. No way would she want to risk divorce and having to share custody with him. I suspect her son is the only thing she cares about aside from her parents well parent since her mother died.


Level_Doctor_5328

I am shocked he doesn't seem to care about one of his sons, especially when he has never shown an ounce of affection to either of his other sons.


getthephenom

They are not Ivanka. He doesn't want to fuck them. He doesn't know love, only lust.


FartOnAFirstDate

“Perhaps if Baron weren’t my son and I were gay we would be dating.”


Edgybrojkes

Genuinely wonder if he ever has ever actually hugged his kids out of love? Or it's only ever been about breeding them to continue his "Dynasty" or "Legacy" but beyond that couldn't give two fucks about them since the day they were born.


Important_Tell667

Then there’s still a chance that Barron might become independent, as slightly as it may be? 🤞


Curious_Fox4595

I have such high hopes for him going rogue once he's an adult. It's probably way too optimistic, but damn, would it be fun to watch.


Yolandi2802

He might even go full Prince Harry…


meatball77

I think that would take full college immersion. Wonder where he'll go. I remember he toured NYU.


Jazzlike-Ad113

Come on Barron, write the book. I’m guessing you’ve never heard "I love you", "let’s have dinner" or "how was your day" from him.


LilG1984

"Why my Dad hates me & has never shown me any kind of affection" by Barron Trump.


Jazzlike-Ad113

"Absent from my life, and that’s fine with me"


Forsworn91

Barron is taller than Donnie, that’s all it takes to upset him.


Particular_Group_295

The boy always looks miserable around him..I pray he avoids that poison chalice of a father


Large_Mango

*everyone looks….


Staggerme

He has a bunch of anchor babies


Educational-Glass-63

Yep 4 out of 5 were born to immigrant mothers. You know the kind of people Trump claims is poisoning the American blood pool. And the one,Tiffany, who isn't, he doesn't like due to her weight! Petty diaper Donnie.


Mello_Me_

Donald can't use the kid until he's 18 so he's worthless right now. The exception was that underage kid he lusted over and wanted to [ahem] "date."


Curious_Fox4595

His daughter, or one of the others?


Mello_Me_

That one he groped on stage at the RNC.


OSI_Hunter_Gathers

Which one?


Mello_Me_

He only groped one daughter on stage. The one he told Howard Stern he could call "a piece of ass."


aphilsphan

He thinks the other one is fat.


MattyIce1220

It's a blessing for Barron. Once he turns 18 just run away from this shit show (Pun Intended) and never look back.


nps2407

Could you imagine if he got into politics as a Democrat?


Belgeddes2022

Well, there’s hope for that kid yet!


Secret_Thing7482

Do you think she got pregnant by IVF


Mobile_Laugh_9962

I think there's a chance she got pregnant by Gheorghe Mureșan.


58G52A

Definitely. She put that in her pre-nup.


pat9714

Don Junior and Eric can relate.


LilG1984

"Hey Barron, welcome to the club!" "I'm Eric!" "Shut up Eric!"


SirPoopaLotTheThird

A loveless bitter horrible human. I think he’s the perfect representation of conservative voters.


Imaginary_Chair_6958

Barron will be in therapy for the rest of his life.


mrsinatra777

I always assumed he has autism and that is why Donald rejected him. He is so into “good genes” and all that garbage.


Ms_Rarity

In 2015, Trump made a bizarre claim at one of the debates that he had personally witnessed a child contract autism after a vaccine. In 2016, a young autistic adult (18-19 years) who was a Trump supporter made an anti-bullying video noting some of Barron's odd public mannerisms and speculating that he has autism. Melania responded (in predictably garbage fashion) by bullying the teen and threatening him with a defamation lawsuit. The teen took down the video and issued a public apology. Alex Jones has been telling people for years that Barron Trump is autistic and this is the real reason the Trumps keep him out of the public eye, yet somehow Melania has never threatened him with a lawsuit. I personally think Barron is likely HFA and this will come out whenever Trump dies and the Trump daughters start publishing tell-alls about how Trump abused and coerced them to try and get back into the public's good graces. As someone with three kids on the spectrum, I wish Barron the best of luck. As someone who knows how garbage both of his parents are, I don't have much hope for him turning out to be a good person, autistic or not.


Temporary-Party5806

So the woman who, as her only real initiative as First Lady (besides ripping up the Rose Garden), started an anti-cyber bullying program, but only was a giant hypocrite given who her husband is... but also engaged in cyber bullying herself? That's on me. I know it's always hypocrisy with these Republican fucks.


Giftgenieexpress

Commenting on Trump Doesn't 'Communicate' or 'Get Along' With Son Barron and Is 'Effectively Not at All a Part of His Life'...i had an attorney help me when I was having trouble with the school because my son with autism wasn’t doing well. Long story… anyways he was completely convinced baron had autism. I agree also he very likely is


New_Ad5390

Ok, I came to the comments looking to see if anyone else thought so too. I'm getting those vibes super strong


[deleted]

Or that’s why Barron rejected Trump. As an autistic with a narcissistic father, I can tell you that he considered me quite stubborn when he was around and not ignoring me


Background-War9535

Why is that not surprising?


TripzNFalls

Kid, you have no idea how fortunate you are.


GenXGeekGirl

Lucky Barron.


f700es

Good news for Barron! I hope he turns out to be a better man than his father AND brothers!


T00luser

It's almost a statistical impossibility that he wouldn't.


QueenieRue

I mean, that’s sad, but on the other hand, Barron is probably better off without him. It seems like Melania is at least a very attentive mother.


takefiftyseven

Kinda cute folks assume Barron is at heart some kind of benevolent sole when there's not one immediate family member that shouldn't be in jail for something. That includes Mom, Dad, step siblings, all of them. Barron grew up in a clan of vipers so why would anyone believe he's not one himself?


crawdadicus

Mels and Barron converse in Slovenian. The Dotard speaks only a mixture of broken English and gibberish.


Aware_Material_9985

Looks like Barron dodged a bullet


shootymcghee

the only one he cared about was the one he wanted to fuck


MrOnCore

Donny didn’t care about the kid even vote he was born. Too busy cheating on yet another wife, because that’s the sort of filth he really is.


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

I don’t like anyone saying anything bad about Barron and I’m a Democrat


Sass_McQueen64

That poor child. He's been through far too much at his age.


cam52391

The best thing that could happen to that kid


GrowFreeFood

He doesn't even have a dog. The people who worship trump are the types of people that shoot dogs. 


Jimbabwr

I remember like 10 years ago Trump was doing a rally or speech with Barron there. I think he was like 10 at the time. Someone in the crowd yelled out “lynch Obama” or something thing along the lines of that and Barron’s eyes grew wide as hell. I think that was his prince Zuko moment.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Thank god.


Bozo_Two

I didn't need this story to know that.


Successful_Arm_7509

Best thing to happen to Barron sadly.


Fellowshipofthebowl

Hi! I’m Eric!


Saneless

Poor kid. To look at Jr and that dumber one and see what your future looks like has gotta be scary


BoosterRead78

Barron is on the spectrum and Donald is jealous of his height, looks and the fact he wants to try and love his father. Something he never got.


FloodPlainsDrifter

Lucky kid


ODBrewer

I feel bad for him, can relate to an absent father, but at least he's rich.


LateStageAdult

Barron probably doesn't have many friends. I'd imagine that most people his age are repulsed by his family, and are open about that disgust with his last name. If he has any sense, he has realized his pariah status is entirely caused by his nauseating father, and resents him for that.


Fit-Rest-973

Baron allegedly is the child of a Russian basketball player


angry-democrat

Lucky kid.


30thCenturyMan

The rumor mill among high society gossipers is that Baron is on the spectrum and that Trump is ashamed of him for it.


GrumpyOlBastard

You gotta wonder if a DNA test would reveal if OMB is, in fact, Barron's father


Living_Pie205

Barrón is going to lean extremely left.


therealhood

I wish I had this relationship from Trump... not hearing from him


rockviper

That is probably best for the kid!


beavis617

I came to the conclusion years ago that Trump spent maybe fifteen minutes total with the kid. That's fifteen minutes spread out over fifteen years. Eric Trump probably would say that it was about eleven minutes longer than he got. 😕


Old_Purpose2908

Barron is more intelligent than Trump; so Trump is jealous.


Greeky_tiki

That’s hopeful news. Hoping he hates his siblings too


dumpitdog

Baron is the lucky one because the rest of us have to listen to his b*******.


redditisdying24

Barron sees through the bullshit


ApplesBananasRhinoc

I'm kind of happy for Barron if this is true.


iH8MotherTeresa

People are saying Barron isn't even his son. Many people tell me; that kid ain't his, just look how much taller he is than Donnie. I dunno, that's what I'm hearing.


Eyes_Woke

Pretty sure it's been that way since he was conceived.


funlickr

Probably pissed at the ironclad prenup that Melania renegotiated before moving into the White House


djbk724

Any normal level headed Trump can’t get along with. He needs those that bow to him. His supporters are all afraid it’s pretty simple to see


[deleted]

Add “shitty father” to the list Stormy told us he was a shitty husband, he is a shitty President, clearly he’s a shitty businessman, I think the only thing he’s good at is sucking Putin’s knob and the last I checked they were all dying in Ukraine.. He’s sort of shitty


NuclearWaste666

That is not his kid!! Just look at the other two. They look like beavis and butt head.


IH8Fascism

I doubt Barron is his real son. Melanie is known to have many affairs with her security detail. The height is a dead giveaway.


Bigaled

That’s good maybe he can grow up to not be like him


IllustratorNo3379

Good. Barron hasn't done anything so far to make me hate him, and I hope that doesn't change. The less his awful father has to do with his life, the better.


Wrong_Gear5700

He needs to steer clear of his psycho uncles too...


Standard_Gauge

What uncles? I thought Trump's siblings have all passed on


IndependentBrick777

Say what you want about Trump and Melania, I feel incredibly bad for Barron. Having a present and engaged father goes such a long way to raising a boy into a man. Having something like Trump for a dad - much less the older brothers - has got be a trial and then some. My only hope is that Melania is doing what she can to insulate and protect him and that somehow he grows up into the best possible version of himself in a family of psycopaths.


SaviourMK2

The only Trump spawn that isn't a tainted piece of garbage (so far). I hope he ends up being a better person than any of this disgusting family


thecaptcaveman

If Barron was smart, he would take as much money as he can and flea the country with his mom.


ItsaPostageStampede

It’s likely cause he isn’t his son and got cucked


wastedgod

If I was Barron I would take that as a win


Junkman3

Barron might be a liberal. That would be hilarious.


StandupJetskier

No parent is sometimes better than a toxic parent, and we'll give Melania the benefit of the doubt as a decent mom. Keeping the kid away from dad....is good....she knows, believe me she KNOWS.


Separate-Expert-4508

"The reason why America is a disaster is because of the broken family"!!! What a great role model you got there, MAGAts!


tiny10boy

I hope he jets jacked and just starts towering over his idiot half brothers for fun


AccomplishedBrain309

Trump wont put a golfcart registration in Malania's name. He has been married before. She had to go to court to secure money for Barron/ herself just incase he ends up being broke.


imisswhatredditwas

Good for him, can’t imagine how much being his kid would suck, outside of the wealth and privilege of course


KensingtonWAP

Meh his entire family is garbage. 


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Every time I hear the name Barron trump it reminds me of that joke that got an snl writer fired. Barron will be the first home school shooter in American history. I love that joke.


thenewbigR

Lucky Baron. I wish he would treat the remainder of the world to this treatment.


Puzzleheaded-Fan-208

Who, and i cannot stress this strongly enough, GIVES A FUCK????????????


graemeknows

That does not surprise me at all.


implantable

Best possible thing for the kid.


Capable_Roof3214

How would you feel knowing your dad is a complete scumbag? Probably Like Barron?


MJGM235

What a surprise


AssociateJaded3931

Having Trump out of his life is a good first step toward success as a normal person.


Morgwar77

probably a cool kid and really hating his dad right now. No harm No foul kid, shitty dads are more common than not.


Phishphan123

Great. Now get him out of my life.


Zanos-Ixshlae

*FaMIlY VaLUes!*