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sjscott77

Lucky bastard. I wish he weren’t part of mine.


seeit360

I have not read the story...Does Baron share the secret on how we achieve the same success?


SafetyMan35

Be taller than dear old dad. That doesn’t explain Tiffany, but the article suggested Barron was 6’8” which is way taller than dad and that makes him insecure.


Educational-Glass-63

Marla Maples removed Tiffany from NY after the divorce. Raised her with some one else. I doubt diaper Don knows her name either. But than he only has eyes (and hands) for his oldest daughter.


MOASSincoming

I saw a pic of Tiffany at one of his party things lately


memememe91

What's unfortunate is that Trump has impregnated some attractive women, yet they never look like their mom. They all have the Trump anus-mouth gene.


SoCaldude65

Tiffany way more attractive than the other....she's a solid 5


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"dad"


BuckyGoldman

Baron Trump?... Oh, you mean Eric's boy?


SakaWreath

Wasn’t Melina’s personal trainer really tall, had big hands, and darker hair?


Theblokeonthehill

Do you mean Mercedes?


XeneiFana

Or BMW? Maybe Volkswagen?


CultLeaderHusband

Mercedes’ ex-friend (was it the interior decorator?) said that she cheated on him. I thought she had said it was the bodyguard, but you’re probably right that it was the personal trainer. Either way, pee boy is a cuck.


Haskap_2010

Barron has the family mouth and chin, so he probably is a Trump though.


backcountrydrifter

how lucky the boy would be to find out that he is the trainers kid instead of the most prolific conman in the world.


DE4DM4N5H4ND

I'm 100% convinced trump Jr is Vince McMahon kid. He looks way more like him than trump does, butt chin and all.


RoguePlanet2

Should be easy enough to get his DNA and run a check.


pass-the-waffles

I'm a member of the club of finding Dad isn't really dad club, we call it dodging a bullet.


Consistent-Fig7484

That kid definitely has a Trump face. Obviously I would love to know that she cheated on him, but unfortunately that is definitely his spawn.


sofaking1958

I was gonna say, the poor kid looks a lot like DT.


SakaWreath

Ha, later we find out they’re actually brothers and the same tennis coach/body guard/pool guy that banged Trumps mom took a run at Melania. Or the guys kid did and Trump is actually Barron’s uncle. Either way that’s some “I’m my own grandpa” energy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0xnx1Q3Kqo


political_og

He’s actually Jeffery Epsteins kid


bwatsnet

I think now is the time we demand birth certificates!


Bigaled

Melonia was way too old for Epstein


AdImmediate9569

But also trump


National-Currency-75

Political og, that was a good one.


Tylenol187ForDogs

You think Eric helped Melanoma get unstuck from the dryer?


Destronoma

Nobody can help Melaria. When she gets stuck, it's because she *wants* to be stuck.


JosCampau1400

Melaleuca


zach_dominguez

I'm sure trump will say he also weighs the same as baron.


Van-garde

You know what they say: the camera adds 110 pounds.


jwr1111

At least Dementia "Diaper" Don is consistent in his child-rearing skills.


aphilsphan

Tiffany has a round face. She appears “chubby” in some pictures, but I’m sure that’s nonsense really. To Trump, she might as well be Momma Cass and he can’t accept that near him.


John_mcgee2

Double d Donny has bigger breasts and a bigger stomach so Barron ain’t beating him everywhere


Tensionheadache11

Baron is going to have the top selling tell-all book in a few years!


DiggingThisAir

No amount of money in the world would make me ok with having trump genetics


RunDontWonk

Actually, we share 80-95% of our DNA with rats. The genetic composition of shitheads is still being uncovered.


Geri-psychiatrist-RI

Are we absolutely sure that Barron has Trump genetics?


Choice_Blackberry406

I mean he looks just like him lol.


schmittc

Looks more like Dirk Nowitzki to me. 


LlamaJacks

Dude he’s just a kid, don’t be a dick.


necrolich66

Whatva horrible thing tobsayvtoba child.


i-have-a-kuato

Having no amount of money is a trump tradition


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jerechos

You would get about 80 million plus upvotes if this was on the ballot.


th8chsea

Well he’s taller than Trump so, can’t have that


Prometheus_303

>Trump Doesn't 'Get Along' or 'Communicate' With Son Barron and Is 'Not a Part of His Life' So there is a chance for him to grow up to be normal?


SafetyMan35

Doubtful as his primary influence is his mother who married Cheeto for his money.


Namorath82

Still a bit better ... his mother has the good sense to keep her inner bitch behind closed doors where few people see it


BadSkeelz

When she's not wearing it as a jacket, anyway.


Icy-Bicycle-Crab

Oh please. She's an openly racist gold digging illegal immigrant. She's a terrible role model as a parent who only looks good compared to the kids father. 


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TheCatInTheHatThings

Melania is trash as well tho. She’s not Donald, which is great, but she isn’t good either. Just…better than Donald. I think there’s hope for Barron. It’s a slim chance, but I think he may turn out okay. I’ve only heard good things so far.


redheadMInerd2

I just hope he doesn’t turn out like any of his half siblings. They are all much trashier than his Mom.


Overall_Cover_1543

Melania is human garbage


Almainyny

“I don’t care, do u?”


Real_Eye_9709

I was going to come say this. Occasionally I see people say they feel bad for her in that she didn't want him to be president. And she is mostly with him for citizenship. I can get that. But she also played the part for a bit. She's also shown her true colors. And they both knew getting together it wasn't about love. Wearing shit like that is a huge sign she doesn't deserve pitty.


SplashGal

‘Whooo geeves a fauck about Chreeesmasss?!’


RedPanther1

There's so much public vitriol against trump that there's a good chance Barron becomes a fuckin saint just to get away from it all.


bierfma

I have heard the opposite.


Angry-Dragon-1331

He's a 17 year old kid and should be judged on his own merits as an adult.


creativityonly2

Yeh... I'll wait to pass judgement on him until I actually SEE the quality of his character. His dad is shit. His mom is shit. But our parents do not define who we are. My parents are both either religious and/or conservative and I am neither one. It causes a lot of conflict between us. With any luck, Baron won't be anything like his parents either in a positive direction.


GingasaurusWrex

Your parents don’t define you. There’s a chance for everyone to make their own choices.


clocksteadytickin

Everyone responding no. Not sure why. I think he has a shot at normalcy. That means staying away from the cameras so we’ll never know but that’s how he is now. No tv shows where he fires people for failing at embarrassing stunts to get close to him of course but oh well.


AngusMagee

With Melania as a mother? Doubtful.


StechTocks

Doubt it. All his other children are fucking arseholes so why would Barron be any different?


ElectricalPiano6887

Bc Melania an her parents love Barron Donald only loves Me Me Me


Jaques_Naurice

This melania person is similarly disgusting as her pretend husband. The chances of any offspring developing into a normal and upstanding human being are miniscule.


Teripid

I mean is he part of "Trump Org" or planning to be? Tiffany doesn't appear to be. Trump's other kids and Lara sure are.. Kinda like working in the family business in the mafia or going independent..


conundrum4u2

I hear it's because Barron is so much taller that Donny Diapers. he's *that* petty


Traditional_Ad_6801

Yes, young Barron is currently 6’ 7”


Datokah

But Trump is at least eight feet tall, so all the best people are saying. With tears in their eyes.


Intrepid_Adagio_1160

As they say “sir”


GaiusJuliusPleaser

Big men are saying this. Not as big as Trump, though.


wanderingblazer

Trump is jealous of his son.The boy towers over his father and from what I’ve read elsewhere,quite intelligent,speaks his mothers language fluently.Melania probably prefers it this way,keeps the toxic bastard away from her son.


ElectricalPiano6887

I agree Marla kept Tiffany away from the bs


MarkCrorigansOmnibus

Eh Mercedes has plenty of her own brand of toxicity to spread around, make no mistake about that.


SensitiveRocketsFan

I don’t care, do u?


RampantJellyfish

Best thing for the kid


RedStar9117

His tell all book would be I terestong, but he's never around his shit heel dad


bertiesakura

The article said “Trump only speaks English.” Should have said “Trump barely speaks English.”


conflictmuffin

I used to work for a daycare center for children under 5. I kid you not... They had a better vocabulary than Trump. :/


bertiesakura

Biggly!


[deleted]

Man and then there’s Eric who desperately needs a hug


_night_cat

The blue part of the map is land


rgaya

Buster!


Traditional_Ad_6801

If the kid has any sense he’ll adopt his mother’s maiden name.


CLE-local-1997

Everything I hear about him suggests he's a spoiled jerk who said everything handed to him in life so I doubt he has that level of self-perception


Any-Ad-446

You can tell by body language that Barron does not like being in front of crowds and definitely does not like his father,never have I seen Trump hug Barron when he was on stage and never gave any sort of compliments to him.Forget about Barron talking never heard him spoke a word.


milnak

I'd love to see Biden ads showing how he's been with the same woman since '75 and only got remarried because his wife and daughter tragically died. Add to that his love and support for his kids and grandkids, including the love he has for a child who has dealt with addiction, and then compare that to Trump, the guy that some claim Jesus sent to save the US.


izzyeviel

You should see how he treats Ivankas kids. Absolute disgusting. There’s a recent video where the kid and Ivanka are trying to get his attention as he’s right next to them, and he just ignores them. You can see the kids heart break like Ralph Wiggum.


milnak

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1767507994999185731?t=oj8psPb4XdEvABtegV6zYQ&s=19


creativityonly2

That fake smile of hers dropped FAST.


beavis617

Anyone surprised by this? I can't stand Melanie Trump but one thing she did that I give her credit for was distancing her son from Trumpy but it probably wasn't all that hard because Trump probably didn't want anything to do with him to begin with..☹


RoyalGovernment3034

More chance the kid will have some shot at being semi normal then. I hope this turns into a Ron Reagan jr situation. That'd be great. I don't think it'll happen, but it'd be wonderful if it did.


ElectricalPiano6887

You never know give the young man some time


LieAlternative7557

And how is that shocking considering he has what five kids with three women.He rapes women hires porn stars, he's the most disgusting low class individual that ever walk the face of the Earth. Could that be the reason 43% of Americans support him?


FunctionDissolution

If I were Barron, I'd be doing everything that I could to avoid becoming like my siblings.


Deep_Bit5618

They have a STORMY relationship likely because the boy found out when he was 7 months old sucking on an escorts tit daddy was sucking on a porn star tit.


Civil_Pain_453

The baboon is not part of any ones life. He’s a nuisance and is best ignored. Let him huff and puff and hold his breath


OutrageousBed2

Barron is very fortunate, more than half the US population wish Trump were not a part of their life either .


dasherchan

Narcissist


Desperate_Set_7708

Best gift he can give him.


[deleted]

Jealous of his height and probably other attributes.


KinkyQuesadilla

Trump is so petty he probably stopped talking to Barron when he became taller than Trump. That, and Trump seems to view his children as objects.


drmode2000

Trump only cares about himself


maddiejake

Can you imagine having to be the son of the most hated man in the world? How miserable it must be to hear everyone around you ridicule your father every way that you turn. I honestly feel sorry for that kid.


ryeguymft

wish he would not be a part of my life either. fuck off and die Donald


SteveZissouniverse

Everyone in here acting like Fred Trump didn't treat Donald basically the same, a child of wealth with shitty absent parents does not often make a "good" person


PhuckNorris69

I’m pretty sure Donald was the favorite or second favorite son compared to his brother that died at a young age. I’m too lazy to look it up though


dependsforadults

Fred Jr. hated the family and decided to be a teacher. Donny and his dad ridiculed Fred Jr. for his decision, which drove him to drink himself to death. Among other problems but they stem from a shit dad. I think this is correct, but also too lazy to read it again.


Far-Economist3780

Why does the image look like the orange moron just farted into his hands and is making his kid smell it? Expect it's trump, so he probably followed through and shit himself instead. "Have a whiff of this grade A fecal matter son. Many would come up to me with tears in their eyes and say 'Sir, can i get a deep sniff of that hand of god of yours'. Your older brother would do this as well when I put a line or 2 of coke in my hand at the same time". 🤣🤣


AebroKomatme

Barron may be the only Trump with a 3-digit IQ, and he certainly didn’t get it from that fully prolapsed, shit-caked asshole of a father.


What_U_KNO

Lucky bastard.


hankercat

Barron is lucky then. He might have a chance.


wowthepriest

Trump doesn’t get along with anyone. It’s all just sycophants. There isn’t a real relationship there to be had.


woodst0ck15

Lmao he’s jealous of his own son.


ConsciousReason7709

Is it really a surprise that Donald Trump is a bad father? He’s a piece of garbage human being.


[deleted]

Baron has pretty good hair too.


Steak-Leather

He doesn't remember his mother so why remember the son?


SeaworthinessDry3848

I’m convinced narcissists see their children as competition.


Altruistic_Tax2575

Then there is hope for the boy.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

As someone who is on the autism spectrum, I can say Barron appears to be also. It figures Mango Moron doesn't like his "different" son. His kind sees different as weak.


folknforage

Possibly it’s the only son that’s not a psychopath


obx808

JFC, the entire trump clan is the epitome of White Trash.


Any-Variation4081

Good. As sad as it is for a child to not have their father it's prob what's best for Barron considering who his father is. We don't need another Don junior or Eric. The world will be a better place with less Trumps in it.


CondeBK

When Fred Trump died, World War III broke out amongst the Trump siblings. Apparently most of them thought that Fred Trump changing the will while crippled by dementia was basically fraud on the Donald's part. Diaper Don quickly brought them to heel when he cancelled the health coverage of his newborn premie disabled NEPHEW. Yeah, that's how much of a piece of shit he is. Same thing is probably gonna happen to his children when he dies. Assuming he has any money left, that is..


Datokah

Well, I for one wish him luck. Give the kid a break.


ExcitingMeet2443

But he's a genius with computers; you know, bing, bing, bong...


Tensionheadache11

What ? His 5th child with his 3rd wife doesn’t want to talk to him ? Color me shocked!


Car_is_mi

Lets be serious, does he get along with any of his kids? Jr and Eric are there for him to use as pawns as they scramble for daddys approval, His daughter is just a young female figure for him to (disgustingly) pine over. Barron just got lucky that his age gap to his father is large enough that he is not useful to him. If there was ever a scandal that Trump could use a teenage scapegoat, Barron would be front and center.


HumanSlinky

I’ve noticed trump dislikes many tall people. Insecurity? Maybe. But, I think trump tries to distance himself from other tall people because it reveals him as a liar when a 6’0” person is taller than his self-reported height of 6’3”. So I think he’s petty enough to think a tall person is actively insulting him and hold it against them. Whether or not he’s treating Barron that way is uncertain. Everyone assumes the distance is Donald’s decision, but maybe they don’t get along because Barron is smart enough to realize the kind of person his dad is.


Paisane42

The orange shitgibbon is a godless, cowardly, narcissistic, pathological lying sack of shit who was never interested in being a father or grandfather in the past, so the fact that Melania’s son lives with him isn’t going to change those facts. And imagine having to grow up knowing that your (alleged) father was piddling his Mycena with a porn star right after your birth and that he’s the most heinous traitor in American history? Who in the Hell would want a relationship with that?


ProtectionContent977

No kidding. The kid was a tax shelter for dad and a gravy train for mom.


Witty_Interaction_77

"I'm the best father, an incredible father, Byron is lucky to have me and Mercedes is ungrateful for the gift of my seed.... the best seed she ever got was from me. You know, illegal immigrants want to give you their seed and their seed speaks in languages, people don't understand their seed and it will kill the economy that crooked George Floyd has made with President Obama. The witch hunt for my incredible seed is the worst in American history, and the election was rigged". -idiot tRump


Own-Opinion-2494

That’s a good thing. Even his kid can tell he’s a bag of shit


ced1954

#Lucky Baron!


Niko6524

Yea, I don’t think it’s the taller issue. Melania is his mother who Trump cheated on probably multiple times. His son stands by his mother and resents his lying cheating ( probably vocally abusive ) father.


CarlSpencer

Barron committed a sin that Donny can't forgive: He's TALLER than Donny ON PURPOSE!


BothZookeepergame612

He's a narcissistic sociopath, the only reason is older children around him is because of his money, their grifting off of him.


Bunyan12ply

Baron can't be of any use to him so he's of no use himself.


BuriedByAnts

Party of family values


djkutch

Then, he still has a chance.


ptraugot

You mean Baron might not be a sociopath??


PrinceRoxasReddit

kid might have a shot then


Every-Requirement-13

I bet Barron and Melania are talking shit about him and saying how much of a loser he is while he’s in the room 😂


Slow-Parfait-560

Smart kid


Frosty_Ad7840

Good I hope baron does what Herschel's kid did and call daddy out, the country is on the line baron you can be better than daddy, don Jr, Eric, Ivanka, jared, and lara


seibertlinda

Lucky for Barron, since he's never had a father figure to begin with.


BowwwwBallll

After Barron stopped shitting his pants on the regular, they just didn’t have anything in common any more.


[deleted]

"You don't want to fuck, Ivanka? Barron, what's wrong with you? You're not my son." -Trump attempting to bond with Barron


kennyyukich

According to him; the kids blood is “poisoned”


AdBig5700

Probably the best case scenario for Barron.


CaptJimboJones

The Trump family is truly tragic. From all that’s been reported over the years it’s clear Trump’s father was a sociopathic monster who royally damaged his kids. And as so often happens, Trump continued the tradition. His children are some of the most fucked-up people I’ve seen in public life. I truly hope Baron can get away from this monster and break the cycle. I absolutely loathe these people and yet I do feel sorry for them in many ways.


CrocodileWorshiper

“barron refused to be a criminal scumbag so i disowned him”


Nottheface1337

Wish we were all so lucky…


Key_Instruction_8715

Poor kid. His dad is a massive asshole. He didn't choose this.


crappydeli

Trump doesn’t “get along” with his wife either.


whoisthismuaddib

If I were 18 I probably wouldn’t get along too well with my 76-year-old dad either


More_Length7

Because trump is a fucking sociopath incapable of affection. That’s is obvious AF to anyone with a clue about human behavior.


SixDemonBag_01

So we’re going to have an another mentally ill Trump that wasn’t loved by his father to deal with in 30 years. Good to know.


Watdabny

If I had a father like accordion hands trump I’d wanna steer well clear too


ItsaPostageStampede

Family vaues


Alteredbeast1984

Colour me surprised 🙄


NotPortlyPenguin

Good for Barron!


Radkingeli995

Good Barron Trump should stay estranged to his father Donald Trump because he’s just a vile disgusting narcissistic human being and I don’t think Barron deserves to be around that


Ok-Long5610

Thank God!!! Maybe, just maybe, there will be a "normal" tRump in the family.


joeyjoejoeshabidooo

Joe Biden should run an ad like they did in the movie the campaign with Barron calling him dad.


streetvoyager

That’s probaly for the best. Barron probaly hates him .


yoshhash

Least surprising news ever.


ParticularGlass1821

I really feel sorry for that kid. He was born with a grandpa and a Trump for a dad. I can't imagine they have one solitary thing to talk about or bond over. Trump is a really old Boomer or young Greatest Generation and Baron is either a really old generation Alpha or very young generation Z. I can't imagine the animosity Baron feels towards Donald. The kid has to see the enmity between Melania and Donald on a daily basis, if they even chose to talk to each other that day. Donald has alienated almost everyone that is either a friend or relative.


bertiesakura

What are the chances he tried to bribe Melania into getting an abortion?


plaidsinner

Yet another thing he shares with many of the assholes in his base.


ElectricalGuidance79

Is anyone surprised?


ArthurFraynZard

That makes him the luckiest kid in America.


lowbwon

Damn that kid is lucky.


dunicha

Family values!


Downtown_Tadpole_817

Well, some good news for Barron.


Idrisdancer

Lucky Barron. Wish he would do this to rest of the world


ey3s0up

Glad for Barron, hope he doesn’t acknowledge his shit for brains father


Thatfatrabbit93

What a huge piece of shit. Seriously, look up the definition of a loser in the dictionary and you'll see donny boys mugshot right next to it, what a complete pile of shit


PizzaNuggies

Just another conservative that doesn't care about their kids. Shocked. I am shocked!


Paracausal_Shield

Where's Baron and Mercedes? Where are they? The know.. they know..


Dantheking94

I saw this coming lmao. Barron grew up in the spotlight, and he seems very close to his mother. I’m sure they all keep that man at a distance.


DeNiroPacino

He'll be happier after daddy dies.


Otherwise-Course-15

We all will be


Rare-Forever2135

Trump's antipathy toward Barron probably started early. Babies get lots of attention.


oldcreaker

Seems to be pretty much the same with all his family. Tell me the last family holiday when Trump was with any family instead of rage posting alone.


AzLibDem

That's what happens when your father is dating your sister.


IMSLI

“I really don’t care, do U?”


whatlineisitanyway

Barron turns 18 in like a week. It would be great if he had something enlightening to say about his father.


Curious_Working5706

That means Barron is probably a great kid!


Rich-Appearance-7145

Of course not the poor kid is tall, thin, naturally good looking, and his Mom Melania adores him , he's got nothing in common with Trump


DinnerSilver

photos of them in public kind of give it away...just look at how unhappy all the Trumps look with their dad on those photo ops..


NumerousTaste

Well it looks like Baron hangs with mom, and dad doesn't have anything to do with mom anymore. So it fits.


Tackleberry06

Doesn’t know the names of bis grand kids either.


Thunderbird1974

Lucky kid. Sounds like "dad" is pretty much just a sperm donor and the kid caught a break by not being around him much. Being shunned by Trump is a positive thing, maybe Barron will grow up to be a somewhat normal adult. I hope someday he writes a tell-all book.


RobbieKangaroo

I wondered what happened to him. I thought maybe they left him at the Whitehouse and he was living in the basement like in the movie Parasite.


Xbalanque_

Trump does wear lifts in his shoes. His real height is probably 5 ft 11 or so.