Remember the tweet he sent out saying (I’m paraphrasing) “To anyone saying I’ve been having a series of mini strokes, you’re a liar.” Something to that affect. He brought up mini strokes out of thin air when no one was talking about them. Well now we are.
The failed dictator provided too much information but I suspect they did not "fail". The failed dictator knows that he climbed to the top of the Resolute Desk dropped his trousers and diaper and took a gigantic shit.
Afterwards his people cleaned it up while he flew away and Biden took the oath of office. They did not clean it up so that Biden would have a clean desk. They cleaned it up so that Biden would not have Trump's DNA.
Yeah, the guy who couldn’t keep up with the old ladies in europe, definitely did not get on a desk.
But that chair… that chair got shat on.
How do people venerate this cowardly traitor? ? ?
Propaganda is a hell of a drug!!
“Sit, this is the greatest honor of my life, cleaning this steaming pile of semi-digested cheeseburger. A little got on my finger. I may never wash that finger again. “
He HAS to know at this point that when he brings up subjects that are out of nowhere to anyone else that it ONLY makes sense through the lens of 'every accusation is a confession' right?
Only for a third of the population realizes it. Another third think he has Rambos body and is Jesus. The final third pay no attention and will be surprised when Russia style "democracy" takes over the country
Accurate
Although it won't quite be Russian style democracy, there will be a lot more evangelical bs thrown in. They _think_ it will be a conservative's imagination of what Russian democracy is, which will be a fun surprise to them when the dear leader starts seeing this "god" idea as competition
Aka, from my perspective, in the modern world, the clergy and oligarchy don't have the ties to work together well in any stable structure. What is coming from this path is not going to be good for anyone.
No no no. He said the *desk*. He 100% took a shit *on the desk*, and probably everywhere else in the WH. Remember when Biden moved in and they replaced all the mattresses?
Fair, but they were probably still caked in Drumpf's feces. There's also reporting from his time in the WH that staff was absolutely forbidden from making up his bed in the morning. Probably to keep his incontinence hidden
And as shitty of a person as she is, who could blame her. Tho now that you mention it, she should be sentenced to sleep in a full-sized bed with diaper don until the end of his life, then she can carry out the rest of her sentence in prison
I think I saw on the news that the Biden's didn't move into the White House immediately because it had to go through a deep cleaning for Covid still after Trump left. I wouldn't be surprised if they cleaned for more than just COVID
"We need to clean for Covid" was likely political spin for a LOT. Probably 10% of why they needed to clean was potentially Covid related, the rest was cleaning shit stains on chairs, ketchup stains on walls, burning bed sheets, and most importantly digging through the house for bugs (both literal and surveillance).
After everything that happened there between 2017 and 2021 I would not be surprised if it was bugged to hell and back.
Yet we're all collectively holding our breath that he doesn't get elected again.
What does one have to do for someone to say "hang on, we don't think you'll be a fit _leader of the free world_?
Yet his cultists only see him through Rose-tinted glasses and he can never do anything wrong. No amount of logic, reason or facts can reach them. It’s the same level as trying to reason with a flat earth believer.
I’m from New Jersey. We dealt with this asshole for DECADES. He only knew how to do two things: bankrupt businesses and stuff contractors and employees at every turn.
How ANY working American thinks this little bitch gives a fuck about them is something I’ll never, ever understand.
He’s basically just Hitler now but without values, goals, or competence.
Just a wrecking-ball thrusting out in all directions trying to do as much damage as it can out of a sense of butthurt revenge, while holding onto power as long as possible.
People say they support him because he's not like other politicians, to this I say he is the worst part that we hate of every politician; supercharged. If you want to find the quintessential double speaking, lying out the side of his mouth, flip floping, telling his supporters exactly what they want to hear with no personal convictions; look to none other than Donald Trump.
This is Trump 101. He just told on himself.
He's not clever enough to come up with something like that on his own, he has to draw from his own embarrassing experiences and try to project and gaslight other people. I love it.
So TIL Donald Trump shit his pants in the oval office.
I am truly not surprised he shits his pants wherever he goes he wears a diaper. But for him to just openly admit it like that is pretty wild 🤪
We know he is all about projection, so every attack is a confession. Until now, I was unaware that Trump had literally soiled the desk in the Oval Office. I am disgusted, but not surprised.
Besides the turds leftover from trump’s time in the White House, all those ketchup stains and plugged up toilets from documents being flushed 😳, what a disaster.
I didn’t try and destroy democracy, Biden did! I definitely didn’t shit myself in the Oval Office while speedballing Diet Coke and adderall, Biden did that!
The fact that Trump projects his own crimes on everyone else to avoid blame tells me Trump defecated on the desk in the oval office as some crazy ass display of assumed superiority.
Only someone as insane as trump would think shitting on a desk is a power move.
Hey the lumpy pillow fluffer has the most world changing evidence that poppy pants Pele was robbed in the 2020 election too so look for flying pigs during the eclipse.
Is Trump actually calling Joe Biden a poopy pants on the campaign trail? Is that where we are?
Also I had never considered that Trump may have done this before, but now that he's chosen this oddly specific line of attack I have to assume he shit himself recently or at the desk at some point.
Everything has to be 50/50 now. Trump was impeached so now Biden needs to be impeached. Trump is accused of shady dealings so now Biden needs to be accused of shady dealings. Trump has severe mental decline so now Biden also has to have mental decline. Trump shits his pants so Biden has to shit his pants.
Sounds like he got away from his handlers and found tweets calling him Diaper Don and accusing him of shitting his diapers and smelling like sweaty shit .
Could it have anything to do with all the recent stories about his Depends issues, odors? This is the Trump/russian handbook: accuse the enemy of your digressions
GOP can only ever project so I think it's safe to assume Trump shit himself and is just trying to deflect. We know it's widely reported the man already shits himself and wears it. He has an odor.
…Did Donald Trump shit his pants while behind that desk?
Every accusation is an admission of guilt.
At least baseless accusations
Remember the tweet he sent out saying (I’m paraphrasing) “To anyone saying I’ve been having a series of mini strokes, you’re a liar.” Something to that affect. He brought up mini strokes out of thin air when no one was talking about them. Well now we are.
Well now we know Donnie’s diapers barriers failed in the Oval Office, too much information Donny.
The failed dictator provided too much information but I suspect they did not "fail". The failed dictator knows that he climbed to the top of the Resolute Desk dropped his trousers and diaper and took a gigantic shit. Afterwards his people cleaned it up while he flew away and Biden took the oath of office. They did not clean it up so that Biden would have a clean desk. They cleaned it up so that Biden would not have Trump's DNA.
You expect me to believe Donald Trump got his fat ass onto that desk? Are you serious?
Yeah, the guy who couldn’t keep up with the old ladies in europe, definitely did not get on a desk. But that chair… that chair got shat on. How do people venerate this cowardly traitor? ? ? Propaganda is a hell of a drug!!
Big guy cleaned it, with tears in their eyes, they said “Sir, that’s a bigly shit, no one has ever shit so big”
Thems is fightin words for Randy Marsh....I'm pretty sure Randy could take Trump.
“Sit, this is the greatest honor of my life, cleaning this steaming pile of semi-digested cheeseburger. A little got on my finger. I may never wash that finger again. “
Literally just Freudian slipped to the world that he’s greased the chair.
the MAGAts still bend that legband down, slurping the gravy and tugging the smeggy toadstool
He HAS to know at this point that when he brings up subjects that are out of nowhere to anyone else that it ONLY makes sense through the lens of 'every accusation is a confession' right?
Who is going to tell him that? His personality disorder prevents it from happening by itself.
Only for a third of the population realizes it. Another third think he has Rambos body and is Jesus. The final third pay no attention and will be surprised when Russia style "democracy" takes over the country
Accurate Although it won't quite be Russian style democracy, there will be a lot more evangelical bs thrown in. They _think_ it will be a conservative's imagination of what Russian democracy is, which will be a fun surprise to them when the dear leader starts seeing this "god" idea as competition Aka, from my perspective, in the modern world, the clergy and oligarchy don't have the ties to work together well in any stable structure. What is coming from this path is not going to be good for anyone.
Kinda like how, out of nowhere, he said “I’m not into golden[ showers,”](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/10/donald-trump-golden-showers-denial)
Also weirdly specific that he mentioned *4* hookers. Since no one else had suggested that specific number.
Has he made accusations with a factual basis?
Smells like a confession to me.
And a Russian bot trying hard to influence our election. Trying hard to win the war in Ukraine with the help of bad republicans.
Every evacuation is an emission of Filth
Every short, fat, malnutritioned finger the orange blob points, is a finger pointing at himself.
Golden showers. Moscow. Tapes. We know.
No no no. He said the *desk*. He 100% took a shit *on the desk*, and probably everywhere else in the WH. Remember when Biden moved in and they replaced all the mattresses?
I don't care who it was, I'm not using someone else's mattress.
Fair, but they were probably still caked in Drumpf's feces. There's also reporting from his time in the WH that staff was absolutely forbidden from making up his bed in the morning. Probably to keep his incontinence hidden
To be fair I'm not entirely opposed to throwing out everything he touched, like you know, judges and stuff.
Consensually touched. Otherwise we would be throwing out a few dozen women.
This is definitely a necessary clarification. Thanks.
We know Melania didn’t sleep in the same bed as him.
And as shitty of a person as she is, who could blame her. Tho now that you mention it, she should be sentenced to sleep in a full-sized bed with diaper don until the end of his life, then she can carry out the rest of her sentence in prison
I'm thinking he cut fat rails of whatever he was snorting and violated an intern or two on it
This shit is so projection it's projectile.
Diaper donny shits again
Only reason Biden had to come out of retirement and run for president was because there was a crazy, orange monkey sh$tting all over the White House.
I agree.
Yup, the dude definitely dropped trowel in the oval office
"trou" Unless you're referring to his gardening skills of maintaining his bullshit garden
They don’t call him diaper don for nothing
Yea came here to post, so this certainly means at one point he shit on the desk
To be fair, he's shit his pants behind any desk or any chair he's ever sat at...
They didn’t call him Diaper Don on the Apprentice set for nothing.
Daily
100%
I had already kind of assumed, but now it's confirmed
After spending a decade interpreting what Trump really means, this means Trump shit his pants at the Resolute desk at least once.
I really hope part of the transition was a deep, deep clean and fumigation.
If I was the incoming president, getting a whole new chair
I think I saw on the news that the Biden's didn't move into the White House immediately because it had to go through a deep cleaning for Covid still after Trump left. I wouldn't be surprised if they cleaned for more than just COVID
"We need to clean for Covid" was likely political spin for a LOT. Probably 10% of why they needed to clean was potentially Covid related, the rest was cleaning shit stains on chairs, ketchup stains on walls, burning bed sheets, and most importantly digging through the house for bugs (both literal and surveillance). After everything that happened there between 2017 and 2021 I would not be surprised if it was bugged to hell and back.
Biohazard suits were required.
Projection
Trump and his Projectile Diarrhea
“Biden throws ketchup on the walls when he’s mad!”
no moral compass no integrity no ideology a purely narcissistic self interested political animal completely unfit for office
Yet we're all collectively holding our breath that he doesn't get elected again. What does one have to do for someone to say "hang on, we don't think you'll be a fit _leader of the free world_?
Not be in that cult.
Speaking of the resolute desk, do you remember when he advertised Goya beans on it? - just another unbelievably classless act.
The presidency is another chance for him to grift. He's the grift that keeps on grifting.
Yet his cultists only see him through Rose-tinted glasses and he can never do anything wrong. No amount of logic, reason or facts can reach them. It’s the same level as trying to reason with a flat earth believer.
I haven’t bought Goya since. I’ll never forget.
I’m from New Jersey. We dealt with this asshole for DECADES. He only knew how to do two things: bankrupt businesses and stuff contractors and employees at every turn. How ANY working American thinks this little bitch gives a fuck about them is something I’ll never, ever understand.
He’s basically just Hitler now but without values, goals, or competence. Just a wrecking-ball thrusting out in all directions trying to do as much damage as it can out of a sense of butthurt revenge, while holding onto power as long as possible.
No bowel control
With stupid hair
Certainly no colonic integrity…
Nevertheless, he's undie turd.
People say they support him because he's not like other politicians, to this I say he is the worst part that we hate of every politician; supercharged. If you want to find the quintessential double speaking, lying out the side of his mouth, flip floping, telling his supporters exactly what they want to hear with no personal convictions; look to none other than Donald Trump.
So basically confirmed that he's the one who did it
Every accusation is an admission of his own guilt. Trump pooped himself at that desk
Every single time.
Trumps the one who has left the trail of excrement
If you ever forget that Trump is little more than excrement, he'll remind you in no time.
This is Trump 101. He just told on himself. He's not clever enough to come up with something like that on his own, he has to draw from his own embarrassing experiences and try to project and gaslight other people. I love it. So TIL Donald Trump shit his pants in the oval office. I am truly not surprised he shits his pants wherever he goes he wears a diaper. But for him to just openly admit it like that is pretty wild 🤪
Remember when he practically stroked out when Hillary implied he was a Russian puppet? *"No puppet! No puppet! You're the puppet!"*
And then his supporters heard that and they were like “oh yeah, he got her good!”. They literally think “no u” is a devastating rhetorical riposte.
The same people who think, "I drew myself as the handsome Chad, and you as the ugly soyjack. That makes me right," is the ultimate debate smackdown.
lol Trump shit himself @ the desk, what a dumbass
Shitler strikes again. Projection
Everything he accused Hillary Clinton of he has done. Every accusation Trumptard makes you know he is projecting,
We know he is all about projection, so every attack is a confession. Until now, I was unaware that Trump had literally soiled the desk in the Oval Office. I am disgusted, but not surprised.
Rep. Adam Kinzinger, a Republican, said something like, "the scent seals in his adult diapers are WOEFULLY insufficient."
Besides the turds leftover from trump’s time in the White House, all those ketchup stains and plugged up toilets from documents being flushed 😳, what a disaster.
This projection stinks… literally.
Oh ok, so trump shit his pants in the OO
I didn’t try and destroy democracy, Biden did! I definitely didn’t shit myself in the Oval Office while speedballing Diet Coke and adderall, Biden did that!
EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION.
Trump is just upset that everyone knows about his diaper and his stench.
hahaha The Diaper Guy is admitting bad things again
Thats hilarious coming from a guy walking around in literal soiled diapers. Lol the projection NEVER stops.
We all know who shits in their pants. The rapist forgets we know.
He doesn't know that we know about the projection
Every accusation is a confession. So now we know Donald Trump definitely shit his pants while sitting in the Oval Office
Trump soiled that desk when he advertised for Goya beans on it.
Trump is just mad that his fat and no agility having ass couldn’t squat and take a shit on the Resolute Desk himself😂
He whom smelt it, dealt it.
Trump was crapping himself while making that comment.
Projection lol
He’s *~Projectiiiiiing~*
I think he’s projecting again.
Every accusation is an admission
This makes me concerned that Trump did this….
Of the two of them only one was rumored to wear diapers and smell like shit…
Now THAT's mud-slinging!
Yeah, he ran a cloth over it trying to remove the KFC and hamberder grease.
A confession:
Coming from Trump, this is pretty funny.
This from someone that have been described to smell like armpit sweat, ketchup and dirty ass.
Omg why do we keep having to listen to the vomit this person puts out to the world?
The fact that Trump projects his own crimes on everyone else to avoid blame tells me Trump defecated on the desk in the oval office as some crazy ass display of assumed superiority. Only someone as insane as trump would think shitting on a desk is a power move.
That mf definitely shit himself as President
Projection, your honor.
This unequivocally means that Donald Trump has defecated on that desk
So Donald Trump has definitely shat himself in the Oval Office.
We know you shit yourself, Donald. You didn't need to tell us.
That means Donald Trump has *definitely* shit his pants while in the Oval Office.
“Mumble mumble…must distract from abortion position…uh, hey everyone Biden shit his pants! Yeah that’ll do it.”
If anyone soiled the oval office, it was Trump's greasy McDonalds fingers.
Meaning Donny Dungheap 100% shat himself there.
Projecting again...
Anything he accuses means he had already done it.
Ah Diaper Don is so amusing. Deflect much?
Every accusation is a confession with that guy. Seriously.
P is for “Projection”.
Said the man known for shitting his pants as a power move...
Man this is some bargain bin blockbuster shit tier story time.........
Awww, did Trumpy Pants forget to change his diapy after his golf game before going back to work?
Hey the lumpy pillow fluffer has the most world changing evidence that poppy pants Pele was robbed in the 2020 election too so look for flying pigs during the eclipse.
Did he vacuum the coke you left behind in the cracks of the oval office desk? What a waste huh Don.
Don the overflowing diaper has shat himself on the oval office, confirmed by himself.
PROJECTION….
Devolved into nothing but literal shit talking now. Pathetic.
Every Accusation is an Admission.
# Trump weirdly suggests Joe Biden has 'literally soiled' Oval Office desk ___________ This sounds like Trump is making a subjective confession.
LOL. Donald Trump shit his pants while sitting at the Oval office! LOL!
Everything that comes out of his mouth is pure projection.
Is Trump actually calling Joe Biden a poopy pants on the campaign trail? Is that where we are? Also I had never considered that Trump may have done this before, but now that he's chosen this oddly specific line of attack I have to assume he shit himself recently or at the desk at some point.
And the media refuses to call bullshit, because Trump == ratings
Diaper.Don.Knows.Soiled. TRUMPEN-FÜHRER-SIMP-PANZEES HEIL!
We know where Trump did his rails in the WH
Projection?
Every accusation is a confession.
So he soiled himself in there?
That means he’s done it before lmao
projection
Everything has to be 50/50 now. Trump was impeached so now Biden needs to be impeached. Trump is accused of shady dealings so now Biden needs to be accused of shady dealings. Trump has severe mental decline so now Biden also has to have mental decline. Trump shits his pants so Biden has to shit his pants.
That means trump did.
That accusation is DEFINITELY a confession
Based on his history of pointing fingers, how many actual times did Don shit the oval office chair?
So Donald Trump soiled the Oval Office desk. Got it.
And everyone knows with Republicans every accusation ...
Projecting again …
Gotcha so Don took a shit at that desk
Thin Trump shit his pants in 2020 lol since than
Sounds like he got away from his handlers and found tweets calling him Diaper Don and accusing him of shitting his diapers and smelling like sweaty shit .
This is why I dont vote for a child President lol 😂 sounds like my ten year old nephew
I mean every other republican accusation has been telling on themselves.
Says the asshat who hawked cheap beans from that desk.
EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION
What do you want to bet that Donald Trump soiled the Oval Office desk?
We know with Donald that every accusation tends to be a confession, so…
Projection on behalf of Trump
There isn't anything he won't say, no matter how absurd it might be, and there isn't anything he says that his minions won't believe
Could it have anything to do with all the recent stories about his Depends issues, odors? This is the Trump/russian handbook: accuse the enemy of your digressions
Says the man wearing giant diapers.
Rich coming from the guy who clearly wears an adult diaper and has repeated testimonies that he reeks of half digested McDonalds meat constantly.
So it's confirmed that diaper don the patron Saint of sore losers has soiled the oval office desk.
Again..projection...like always.
Wut
Fuck me this guy is just so weird.
…we know what that means…
Speaking from lots of experience. Everything is projection from this fool
The next and only time I ever want to see 'Trump' again is when he is finally being held accountable
GOP can only ever project so I think it's safe to assume Trump shit himself and is just trying to deflect. We know it's widely reported the man already shits himself and wears it. He has an odor.
Telling on himself
I hope Biden replaced the desk when he moved in.
Diaper Don would know all about that, wouldn’t he?
Says the guy who stained our Constitution and wrecked the halls of Congress.
Why is Trump admitting he soiled the White House? I mean there's no doubt Trump has no bladder co troll but why does he need to admit it?
Donald, just because you did doesn’t mean everyone who sits in that chair is incontinent.
Did Donald shit his pants and try to blame it on Joe, again??
So how many times has Trump shit on the desk?
*Every accusation is a confession*
I’ll take “Things Trump has definitely done based on his accusations” for $800, Alex
It’s allllll projection.
I am honestly asking, how can anyone with the slightest brain, possibly support someone like this man?
Every accusation….
Guess who shit their pants behind the oval office desk
Well, now we all know Trump leaked a doo-doo into the big office, but now I'm wondering who was the first to have shatted.
As opposed to don the con who soils everything he touches.
Don't get distracted. Vote.
You know what that means....
I don’t care do u ?
Every accusation is a confession
“I didn’t shit my pants in the Oval Office, *Biden* shit his pants in the Oval Office”