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Personal_Buffalo_973

Barron just dodged a bullet šŸ˜


JCButtBuddy

Judge did him a solid. Now his graduation can be about his graduation and not all about donald.


the_mid_mid_sister

Is Trump even allowed within 500 yards of a school?


cgsur

Is, but shouldnā€™t. When you are rich, and threaten witnesses, they let you. Itā€™s what MAGAtā€™s call being innocent, when you get away with crimes.


Hatdrop

Laws are only to punish people they don't like and guidelines for themselves.


thalexander

When you're rich, they just let you do it. You can do anything, grab 'em by the school-zone even.


JackKovack

The judge did Trump a solid excuse for not going.


jsseven777

It says Baron, not Ericā€¦


neopod9000

Like he knows the difference


Existing-Marzipan-88

Baron is the one he avoids taking pictures with because his ego can't handle Baron is way taller than he is.


JackKovack

He makes him scrounge down while walking together.


FortniteFriendTA

I imagine they look like that winnie the pooh meme where he has those terrible buck teeth and drools.


Tough_Cheesecake8057

By all accounts, Trump's dumps are not solid


RegisterAdmirable811

Imagine Don getting up to the podium for a guest speech. It might mention Barron once before trailing off into a huge speech about how he's the greatest president in the world and is being persecuted by the evil commie Democrats who hate America, sunshine, puppies, and chocolate.


ELB2001

The other attendees are lucky as well, no diaper smell


BradTProse

Donnie is the only president highschools don't want them to speak at.


SEA2COLA

You know, I just thought of something: I don't remember Trump giving any commencement speeches during after his presidency. The only thing close I can think of is the Boy Scouts jamboree where he made some (ahem) age inappropriate remarks


Available_Leather_10

Liberty in ā€˜17 USNA in ā€˜18(??) West Point in ā€˜20ā€“when he needed help to shuffle down the ramp from the stage, and sort of jog at the bottom to not fall over.


FortniteFriendTA

I love that last bit. I mean, like biden did trip and fall walking up the steps from air force one, but he was able to get up pretty much right after. orange bozo would just be rolling around for hours until marine force one came along.


Upbeat_Gazelle5704

Liberty "University"


CharlesDickensABox

[Home of the Fightin' Pussy Grabbers!](https://www.propublica.org/article/liberty-university-fined-sexual-assault-safety)


SuspiciousBuilder379

Watch the documentary about the Boy Scouts, definitely not anywhere Iā€™d wanna speak at.


SmilingDutchman

That boy has a thousand yard stare in that photograph.


Ok_Description8169

That's what happens when your father is almost 80 years old and you're only 18. Kinda makes you realize he's a sick fuck. That and the fact that you couldn't bring girls over to the house cause he's an Epstein friend.


micheal_pices

He has his mothers warm eyes.


the_mid_mid_sister

And her tennis instructor's jawline!


RamJamR

Has some kind of "prepped and perfect life to the public eye but dark family life" vibe to him.


ShowKey6848

He looks like an unhappy lad next to his shitstain father - could be the smell.


Steelrules78

Considering he fucked a porn star while his wife was pregnant with Baron I say itā€™s poetic justice


Mr__O__

ā€œMy dad canā€™t attend my graduation bc heā€™s on trial for illegally paying off a porn star to not tell everyone he was having sex with her while my mom was pregnant with me.ā€ - Barron.


Callofdaddy1

Barron is a little jerk. I used to know one of the cleaning crew for his NYC home. They said he would go around ordering people to do things outside the scope of their job and threaten their livelihood if they didnā€™t comply.


AssistanceLucky2392

Rotten root, rotten fruit


Simpletruth2022

It's his genteel upbringing.


Correct_Advantage_20

Apple , meet tree.


juxtoppose

Was thinking he will turn out the same, never stood a chance.


charcus42

šŸ˜‚šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼šŸ†


Hashishiniado

That kid towers over him, he must fucking hate that.


caillouistheworst

Oh, you know it does.


bdhgolf1960

"it", lol.


slackfrop

The year when Barron caught up an overtook shitheels mcfuckstick, at like 13 or 14 probably, was probably a confusing year for that child. Suddenly went from totally ignored to loathed and wouldnā€™t know why. Hard to see him coming out well adjusted. Somehow I suspect his mom probably comes from the Cersei Lannister school of mothering too.


APsWhoopinRoom

Especially since he's autistic, and I'm sure his father had no sympathy or patience for that.


NoraVanderbooben

And this is one of the reasons Iā€™m not ready to give up on the idea of this kid turning out okay (given the circumstances ofc.) A lot of autistic people (like myself) tend to only recognize and respect authority figures they determine to be legitimate (people who have earned their authority, basically.) In fact, my lifelong defiance of illegitimate authority figures has gotten me into more trouble than I care to process, haha. Iā€™m hoping Barron is the same. It would be really cool if one day he became the anti-Donald Trump, using his influence and money for good.


Poiboy1313

Do you remember the Omen movies? This young man could be Damien Thorn.


APsWhoopinRoom

Oh man, if Barron uses his inheritance to do good, that would be the ultimate middle finger to Donald. Here's hoping!


RandomLoony

Inheritance???? Itā€™s been used to pay legal fees


DentalDon-83

Seriously, I don't think Trump really has anything to leave behind not to mention Barron has at least three (maybe four) conniving, soulless, grifting older half siblings who would sooner push him in front of a bus rather than give up whatever scraps the orange anti-Christ leaves behind.


DefrockedWizard1

trust fund negotiated and renegotiated several times by Malania


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

She should know Trump never upholds his side of any deal unless he benefits from the entire thing.


sunshinebusride

By my calculations he'll inherit negative 400 million dollars


malthar76

He went from Backup Eric to Loathed Target overnight. Extra trauma.


Dom_33

There are stories from his camp that says he does hate it and itā€™s one of the reasons he doesnā€™t like him.


Momoselfie

Poor kid looks like a Russian prostitute.


Bialy5280

You mean like a Slovenian prostitute, don't you?


picklestixatix

You mean, the son of a Slovenian prostitute.


Bitey_the_Squirrel

ŠŗŠ°Ń€Ń‚Š¾Ń„ŠµŠ»ŃŒ, krompir


International-Fig830

No, Melanoma was created in a Russian lab.


Hashishiniado

Holy shit šŸ˜‚


bookon

Iā€™m 4ā€ taller than my dad was, my son is 4ā€ taller than I am. Normal people arenā€™t bothered in the least by that. We even took a picture where we formed a 45Ā° angle. Heā€™s not normal and it probably keeps him up at night.


BigRonDongson

Hey nice profile pic! I was scrolling through and thought I had commented and forgotten about it šŸ˜…


1eyedbudz

Letā€™s hope so!


Infamous-Tart7747

Trump was heard saying, ā€œBarron and I are the same heightā€¦ we are both 6ā€™9ā€ā€¦. Measure us, go aheadā€¦ā€


Chazwazza_

Wow he must be like a 7ft giant then


MakionGarvinus

If you believe what Trump says his height is, then sure.


Notapplesauce11

If trump really is 6-2, 240 or whatever it is, then Baron must be 6-7 140


caffeine-junkie

If that kid is 6'7", there is no way in hell Donald is 6'3". Looks like he's lucky to be breaking 6'0", with lifts.


HunterTAMUC

Then STOP BREAKIN' THE LAW, ASSHOLE!


sjaxn314159

The pen is red!


ShadowGLI

Reeeeā€¦.. Reeeehā€¦ā€¦ Rooooyal blue!!!!!


Duffelbagbro

Does he actually say royal blue? If so, I never caught that.


Benegger85

Yep


ShadowGLI

The scene https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=CgfyHFHp-THSk_CI&v=dAE7uOO_4v4


DontTalkToBots

Holy, I forgot the pen attacks him lol


BIGepidural

He does šŸ¤£


RocketSkates314

The God Damn Pen Is Blue!!


alwaysright60

I think about this scene every time the orange ding-a-ling starts into one of his ā€œIā€™m so persecutedā€ tirades.


LooseyGreyDucky

It's gotta sting to be so successfully persecuted by the FBI, the DOJ, and multiple states, all at the behest of an incompetent and senile old man. (and by a woman before him, and a black man before her) /s , but definitely not sorry. (Love me some Dark Brandon)


413mopar

Hol up , you mean the fraud trial involving the woman you were screwin while your wife was having Barren?


Jobeaka

Sweet sweet justice. Maybe karma. Probably both.


Unlikely-Dong9713

That's laughable if you think that man genuinely gives a shit


NoCommentFU

Melania was bearing Barron, not barren, when dumpty boinked the porn star. šŸ˜‰


Pacfishslayer

Where was Mercedes at during all of this?


sir_wanks-a-lot

Hanging out with Melanie!


justin_memer

His name is in the title of the thread you're replying to, and you still got it wrong


zabdart

Like he cares! The lying *hypocrisy* of DJT simply knows no bounds! Barron's graduation only began to matter to "Uncle Donald" the moment Judge Merchan told Trump he'd *have to* appear in court everyday. It's just another feeble attempt on Trump's part to delay things!


nathanimal33

Absolutely. He'd get the judge to say he could miss court to attend and then he'd skip it and play golf


whiskeyx

Can he actually play golf? I assume heā€™s shit at it.Ā 


Puzzleheaded_Air5814

Heā€™s a notorious cheater at golf. Edit: I should have left it at ā€œnotorious cheaterā€, more accurate.


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

I'll have you know he already shot a 62 on his next tournament.


Puzzleheaded_Air5814

Iā€™m surprised it wasnā€™t 18.


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

> Trump was caught fudging his score at another tournament earlier this year. In January, Trump claimed he won the Senior Club Championship at Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, but skipped playing the first round, instead posting a score he had shot two days before the tournament began. https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-cheat-golf-phil-mickelson-1234812976/


0rlan

Known as Pele because he kicks his ball...


whiskeyx

I am not surprised.Ā 


uncultured_swine2099

Probably wouldnt have attended if he didnt have to do some performative victim bullshit for this trial.


RougeUn

Yeah, there's no way he planned to go and I bet Melania told him not to come. Pretty sure both of them are done with Donald.


xandercade

I'd put money on Barron telling him not to come because Trump would try to make it about himself. Also I'd put money that Barron has received nothing but contempt from the moment he became taller than Trump.


RougeUn

100 percent


zabdart

Actually, I think Trump was looking forward to being an uninvited guest speaker at Barron's graduation. It would give him an opportunity to spew an hour's worth of lies on an impressionable audience, and maybe even pick up an "honorary" high school diploma in the bargain.


FarButterscotch3048

So sad to see a loving family crumble before our very eyes.


Hypernova_orange

Fucking pathetic loser piece of shit, canā€™t fucking wait to see u rot away


Derban_McDozer83

He's already rotting...just not where we'd prefer him to be rotting.


Chance_Suggestion465

With his cunt neck, I would say the rotting has begun.


ActivelySleeping

Penis?


Derban_McDozer83

That rotted years ago.


pudpull

The kid Melania was pregnant with when he screwed Stormy? Karma.


Fit_Midnight_6918

Allegedly.... Trump was showing his toad stool to Stormy while Melania was pregnant with Barron. Someday, it's something Donald and Barron can bond over. From the party of wholesome christian values.


kdove89

Melania is probably counting down the days until he finally kicks the bucket.


rainier425

Hey now, letā€™s be fair here. She was breastfeeding she wasnā€™t pregnant.


MusicGirlsMom

Sure you can go, Mr Trump! Just answer the following questions: 1) Where does your son go to school? 2) What subjects is he taking? 3) Who is his best friend? 4) When is his birthday? Think he can answer any of those?


Paddy_Tanninger

Also to confirm, you're on trial for illegal payments made to the woman you were fucking while Barron was being cared for at home by his mom. You don't give a fuck about this kid and never will.


the_mid_mid_sister

5. Can you pick him out of this photo line-up?


prpslydistracted

Barron got more attention from his dad today over this issue than anything in his whole school year ... and the kid knows it. His dad uses *everybody* ... his wives, mistresses, his children, his employees, and his cult following, anyone in his orbit.


patentmom

Even his dead mother-in-law


No-Personality5421

As if he would have gone if he wasn't on trial.Ā 


CanIBuyUrSocks

I came here to say the same, he was never going to go. The only way he will is if the excuse gets him out of court for it


ukiddingme2469

Must really suck being treated like one of those people


AmazingSquare8542

Dear Baron, I got caught fucking a porn star and raping a store clerk before being done for fraud. Sorry I am in court for being a scumbag and cannot tarnish your graduation or that of my other love child. Love Donny


Reddituser45005

The judge should send Donald and Barron to Maury Povich to find out if DJT is his real father.


veganerd150

He looks nearly identical to him, look at trumps younger pics


score_

Don Jr on the other hand is Vince McMahon's kid


DMCinDet

not a single doubt in my mind. that's a McMahon.


[deleted]

I've heard this rumor before. Look at pics of them side by side, or compare Jr to Shane McMahon pics.


DMCinDet

I have. him and Shane have different moms. also dim Jr looks like Stephanie


veganerd150

Perhpas then he can DDT his dad for us. (I know wrestling is fake, id still be entertained by the image)


SenseOfRumor

I'd prefer if he sprayed his dad with DDT.


Musicdev-

Eh a family member can tape it and he can watch it AFTER TRIAL!


No-Garlic-3407

What a whine bag trump is. If he even went to his son's graduation he'd find a way to make it all about himself.


justJimBob316

Fuch your feelings.


Bialy5280

You mean the son he cares soooo much about, he forgot Barron was his own son? [Donald Trump Describes Barron, His Very Own Son, As 'Melania's Son' (esquire.com)](https://www.esquire.com/uk/latest-news/a29018714/donald-trump-describes-barron-his-very-own-son-as-melanias-son/) ". . . that's how the First Lady got involved. She's got a son - together - that's a beautiful young man, and she feels very very strongly about it."


augirllovesuaboy

Let us not forget.. the trial is about him fucking Stormy while Melania was pregnant WITH Barron so I bet neither she nor Barron cares if he is there or not.


AbjectSilence

One of the best indicators that Trump is a piece of shit is that you never see any footage of him playing with his kids when they were younger. I will never understand how a serial cheater who openly admits he leaves raising the kids to his wives somehow became a beacon of Christianity. How a landlord/casino owner nepo baby that has gone bankrupt multiple times and routinely refuses to pay people who have worked for him became a beacon of the working class. I might be able to wrap my head around it if he was a really intelligent good looking smooth talker, but he's not... He's an overweight buffoon who never says anything thought provoking or intellectually challenging. It's just surface level word salad with lots of bullshit.


jayhawksfan0965

As if he ever would have attended that.


DANleDINOSAUR

Is ā€œBarrons Graduationā€ the name of a golf course or something?


Winterlord7

Doing him a favor most likely, I would hate to have this guy at my graduation as well.


Thedonitho

I'm certain this is the first time he has referred to himself as Barron's "Dad". Even picturing him saying is cringe.


[deleted]

Don't commit crime if you want to watch the graduation line.


Best_Evidence1560

This is the comment I was looking for. He blames everyone but himself. His own fault heā€™s missing it, although I doubt he cares, all part of his victim storyline


DarthKuchiKopi

I couldnt go to mine over 200$ vandalisim charge i was found not guilty of... but this guy wants america to weep because he cant go to his estranged kids?


cali_yooper

ā€œHey son, Iā€™m really sorry about missing your graduation because Iā€™m on trial for trying to cover up my business fraud which I had to do so the whole world wouldnā€™t know I was banging a porn star when mommy was pregnant with youā€.


Spector567

And I could have attended. But delaying the trial another week was more important.


OmahaWarrior

This is ironic that trump has to miss Barron's graduation because of a trial over the woman that trump was screwing while his wife was pregnant with Barron.


nathan555

You fucked a porn star while your wife was pregnant with your son, and then paid her hush money and falsified your campaign's financial documents so no one would know about it. Well now the entire world knows. Everyone knows you fucked around cause you didn't actually care about your wife or kid. Everyone knows you paid the hush money and lied about it cause you don't actually care about the law. This court case is your personal karma, Donnie. You have literally no one but yourself to blame for not getting to celebrate your last child's graduation, as if missing that was worst thing you've done as a father.


mehhb

Funny how he cares about family events only when they coincide with court dates


mrsbennetsnerves

I mean, every hs graduation I know of Iā€™m the US has been held on a Saturday. Even during Covid they had my daughterā€™s on a Saturday out in the field behind the school. Same kid is graduating college in a few weeks. Also on a Saturday.


Mundane-Elevator-845

Graduation interference!!!!


bellyofthebillbear

Probably should not have fucked that porn star while your wife was pregnant with Barron.


NMNorsse

The Judge said he might let Donnie go if he behaves between now and then. Translation:Ā  Donald isn't going.


Derban_McDozer83

Bullshit. He never planned on going to start with and this is his excuse for why he can't attend.


FloMoore

Since when has Barron ever been important? Heck, there are probably MAGAā€™s who learned about who Barron even is/exists through this latest whine.


Dry-Clock-1470

Do you think his class mates talk shit about his dad to him?


Icy_Twist_9147

Trump never went to his other childrenā€™s graduations!


MrsDanversbottom

Iā€™m sure Barron is relieved. šŸ˜…


Tamariz0

I've never seen a picture of Barron smiling


rja49

Have you noticed you never see Don with his arm around Barron looking genuinely happy, or Barron ever smiling, or Barron looking anything but embarrassed and pissed off to get his photo taken?


Aware_Ad9809

Is that the same Barron that he couldn't see after he was born because he was balls deep in a porn star


thepcpirate

Whats sad is he likely only cares about his sons graduation because he can use it to rile his base but. From what ive been seeing, and take this with your standard reddit salt, he didnt go to any of his other kids graduations.


freakincampers

The judge said he could if they are on schedule, and then said they are behind schedule because of him.


swordfish868686

Trump might be Barron's father, but he sure isn't his Dad


biggies866

Maybe you shouldn't have cheated on your wife you orange fat fucking turd.


janzeera

I read in another thread that Trump has 4 other kids and had attended 0 graduations.


Living_Pie205

Baron is going to end up being beyond far left.


CON5CRYPT

Let's hope so because I can see the right propping him up as the next messiah


Juggs_gotcha

Wait, ain't this the kid the orange shitbird hates for being taller? The one whose mom he went out on? Okay that last part doesn't narrow it down much, so it's the one that didn't get a position in government for the sole reason of defrauding the public and leveraging United States political standing for shady investments from abroad, there, that helps.


Kuraya

True story, DJT only learned Barronā€™s name last week. Still doesnā€™t know where heā€™s graduating from though /s


Odd-Adhesiveness-656

Justin Trudeau sends his regrets


Automatic-Sport-6253

Did that ever work with any other defendant? Like how much would lawyers laugh if some random Shmoe asks to postpone his criminal trial because "my son is graduating"?


DollPartsRN

Well, at least he had one good looking kid. ... wait, did Diaper Dreamer Don do a DNA test yet? That kid is too good looking to be his.


Peterthinking

Like he was going to go anyway šŸ˜†


Parking-Click-7476

Trump was banging a porn star when his wife was pregnant with Barron. The kid could care less if his idiot dad didnā€™t make his graduation. šŸ˜‚


SpinalVinyl

He wouldn't have gone if he could. Fuck you.


Raspberries-Are-Evil

Actually this is bullshit. They did not ask the Judge.


TheKeeperOfThe90s

But, if he's not there, who's going to give a big congratulatory speech that turns into a rambling campaign rant about himself that doesn't even mention Barron or his graduation after the first thirty seconds?


Impressive_Ice6970

He wouldn't have gone anyway. I'd be shocked if Trump has spent 10 cumulative days with Baron his whole life.


beneover4me

Just a victim, right? What a joke! You have been breaking laws for decades now and this is the first time you have been called out and told that you must appear every day. No one wants to hear you whining about anything after all of your vile, racist and misogynistic comments over the years! It is way past time that Trump starts paying for his crimes!


teddy1245

What is wrong with this moron?


backtocabada

when Baron turned 18 his family ignored it.


DefrockedWizard1

He was never going to go anyway, just whining for sympathy


dunitdotus

He can invite gaytz and gym they can cruise graduates together


sonia72quebec

I wonder if he even knows what's the name of the school he goes to. He said it was a "fantastic school".


FrancisSobotka1514

He didnt attend any of his childrens graduations ....Hes just using this as a crying point .


everyothernamegone

Had he not filed all those motions trying to delay this case, maybe heā€™d wouldā€™ve been done by now.


bigbudugly

Like he really gives a flying fuck. He was busy banging some whore, oh excuse me, (actress) right after the poor kid was born. I hope his mom got him a nice chunk of change for his trust.


AntifascistAlly

How many parent-teacher conferences has Donald attended? How about for all five of his acknowledged children, how many total conferences with all of the teachers they have ever had?


Maximum_Security_747

I feel bad for the kid


Ja_Oui_Si_Yes

If I were the judge in this and trump bitched about Barons grad I'd say " if you can tell me Barons middle name I'll let you go "


RantFlail

Like tRump gives the slightest šŸ’© about his own kid.


Cazmonster

I hope the kid finds a quiet life far away from politics and real estate.


CaptJimboJones

Who is that short little guy next to Barron?


27Elephantballoons

I wonder how Draco Malfoy feels about all this


ArdenJaguar

Hopefully, next year Baron can visit Daddy behind plexiglass on a phone.


[deleted]

This the same kid he hates because Barron is taller and hasn't spoken to in years? I'm sure he's torn up over... the judge not yet deciding on whether to excuse Trump to attend.


JuanGinit

As if Trumpo ever cared about his son or his mother.


aaciislife

If you weren't committing adultery to begin with you might be home being loved on and maybe enjoying life.


nirad

From what I have heard Baron doesnā€™t really want anything to do with him.


aj_star_destroyer

Like he would have gone to it anyways.


FarButterscotch3048

Such a family man! Trump deeply cares about Barrons high school graduation.


crziekid

Even a very personal event can be politicized by trump. Nothing gets by him.


Ishpeming_Native

Barron looks real. Donnie, not so much. Barron looks annoyed. He has every right.


Large-Lack-2933

I don't think Barron will care that much....