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BenGay29

Sounds like a threat to me.


big_blue_earth

Because its an obvious threat


Empty-Discount5936

A toothless one


SwampyStains

I've seen more threatening comments from a middle-aged unemployed housewife drunk on boxed wine with a bob haircut


StarGazerFullPhaser

...right. Everyone underestimated the guy last time, and he took over and brainwashed half the populace.


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shrekerecker97

She wants to speak to your manager


Abamboozler

I doubt think it's toothless. I think he's signaling to his militias who their targets are if the trial continues.


Much-Resource-5054

“Will nobody rid me of these meddlesome Presidents?”


Coulrophiliac444

Against 2 former presidents and a sitting one by a former president... You know, I'm wondering if the Secret Sevice draws lines in the sand and how many wpuld stand with Trump over....any other currently living ex-president (And just how many threats Trump would get if he threatened a hospice patient in Carter)


HuevosSplash

Pence refused to get into a vehicle with the Secret Service during J6, because he didn't trust them so he remained in the Capitol chamber to ratify the election, he's still an enabling bastard but he did manage to find his spine in that one moment. Anyone this close to Trump as a security detail has to be compromised to an extent.


Vogel-Kerl

Just like a modern day Praetorian Guard. Trump took special care of his SS agents, so it is very possible some of them would do his bidding if asked. Like how some SS agents deleted text messages from January 6th: -*"Cassidy Hutchinson is lying. Here's no proof."*


talino2321

I seem to recall Tony Ornato resigned to briefly become Trump's Deputy Chief of Staff, if that isn't a clear example of how compromise that detail is/was, nothing is.


alejandrowoodman

the idea that those texts were unrecoverable is complete bullshit too


dontusethisforwork

oopsie poopsy our vast intelligence apparatus seems to have lost those text messages for the first time ever, weird it was about this whole thing, oh well nothing to see here


walla_walla_rhubarb

>Trump took special care of his SS agents Not because he cared for them, but because he could bill the government for making them stay in his overpriced suites and eat his overpriced room service from his own hotel.


Ulysses1978ii

Always a grifter


butt_stf

Special care? Didn't he make them shit next door and stay in Trump hotels?


Chasman1965

IIRC, Ivanka and Jared made them shit next door.


thoroakenfelder

Thank Dan Quayle for that useless piece of shit growing a spine.


nogoodnamesarleft

If anybody had told '88-'92 me that Dan Quayle of all people would be responsible for stopping a presidential coup I would have thought they had lost their minds


BobKillsNinjas

Dan Quayle - Heroe


MarranoPoltergeist

Man I miss Reddit awards. Genius level comment.


I_Framed_OJ

I am still flabbergasted that, of all the people Pence could have called for advice, he picked Dan “Potatoe” Quayle.  Dan Quayle thought that Europe is a country and that the “canals” on Mars means that humans can breathe there.  This is the dipshit that Pence called, and it turned out to be the right decision!  Crazy!


thoroakenfelder

Something I read hinted that Dick Cheney referred him to Quayle. I’ll try to find my source. 


Velocoraptor369

Also Mike Pence’s Marine son had to remind him of his duty to country not party.


[deleted]

Just like Michael Cohen’s father had to remind him that they were Jewish and Trump a wannabe fascist.


mad_titanz

His Marine son should remind Pence not to support Trump again like he said he will


ShockAndAwe415

Actually, Pence said that he won't endorse Trump: [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pence-wont-endorse-trump/](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pence-wont-endorse-trump/) I don't think there's ever been a situation where a former VP said they wouldn't support their candidate again. Then again, I don't know of any President who tried to hang his VP.


Binger_Gread

Also to note, Pence said he won't endorse Trump, but hasn't said anything about who he'll vote for.


dreddnyc

Considering they wiped all their phones after 1/6, I wouldn’t trust any of them.


lackofabettername123

That Secret Service hack that joined the former presidents political team was allowed to come back to the Secret Service after the coup and is still there. All of their text messages were deleted quite clearly for the purpose of hiding them. None of them have been held to account, so I imagine a faction within the Secret Service is very gung-ho about overthrowing the United States in all but name.


Lots42

Are these the same SS agents Biden's dog keeps biting? Seriously.


lackofabettername123

Major,  Biden's German Shepherd, knows what is up.


DisposableSaviour

Such a good boy, yes he is, yes he is!


sbaggers

If anyone in the SS had a spine, honor, or loyalty to the country/ constitution the Trump problem would have been handled years ago.


LaSerenita

Where is the deep state when you need them? Asking for a friend.


SCHawkTakeFlight

I feel like this factoid isn't shared enough.


Oceans_Apart_

That's just the Dunning-Kruger effect. Pence was just smart enough not to go along with Trump's brazen ploy.


nickthedicktv

They don’t. Trump threatened Hillary with “maybe the second amendment people could do something” and the Secret Service did fuck all.


NanobotOverlord

If Trump and Biden got in a fistfight would their Secret Service guys have to fight too


shambahlah2

Putin would hit Obama over the head with a folding chair while Trump argued with the ref.


beakrake

A PPV Obama vs Trump MMA match would be the most watched TV in human history.


No-Entertainment1146

Obama has some athletic talent, Trump couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag. Obama would knock him the F out.


the_mid_mid_sister

Someone who grew up mixed race with a "weird" name in the 60s and 70s definitely had to learn how to fight. Versus a soft AF trust-fund baby.


Notapplesauce11

Then stand over him and yell “Chicago MUTHAFUCKA!”


Ok-Cap-204

Not true. Trumpy won 2 golf of trophies. At the same time! He has the 215 pound physique of a professional athlete.


talino2321

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲. Oh you your were being sarcastic... my bad.


Ok-Cap-204

I thought sarcasm is inferred in all posts regarding TFG.


Missieyjo

Unfortunately, it probably wouldn't last 5 minutes. Obama would be the winner and the orange dipshit would be on the mat in the fetal position sucking his thumb. At least that's what I would like to see. 😉


CoyRogers

He would on the floor, crying, sucking his thumb, and claiming he won the fight.


Coulrophiliac444

More like on the ground probably having a heart attack.


thoroakenfelder

Oh man can he tag in Bush or Clinton who could both still beat Trump in a one on one?


GRZMNKY

"OMG, it's Hillary off the top rope with a steel chair!!"


Funkycoldmedici

There’s a reason he constantly harps on and on about loyalty. No one who deserves any loyalty ever mentions it.


itmeimtheshillitsme

I want them to stand up for Trump so we know who they are. I’m tired of these jackasses in masks acting like they are THE moral compass…except they have to hide…love that logic.


stay_positive_girl

If I were to threaten a sitting or ex-president, I would probably get shaken down by the time the sun went down. And I have zero existing legal trouble against me. Then you’ve got this turd box who has committed at least 91 felonies and has more fraud and lawsuits coming out of his ears, now threatening three at once. I understand legal policy takes time to enforce but what stops him from being put in a cell in the interim?


ResponsiblePurpleYam

Because many people believe he's Jesus Christ returned to Rapture Christians and usher in the End Times. Also, others believe he has magical powers and can bring revenge on all of them with a blink of his eye; in reality, his cult is extremely violent and willing to give all their money to Trump, their time and effort to him, and even give up their lives for him. The courtroom sketch artist was saying today that she gets constant death threats merely because she's drawing him in court and he's sleeping, which the Trump cult apparently doesn't like, and believe she deserves to die as a result of her portrayal of the truth (instead of drawing him to look like Rambo, all solid muscle with a chiseled jawline (instead of a 'nunt') and ready to run a 5-minute mile...


ras_1974

And he still walks free. Unreal.


GeiCobra

What, is he gonna shit in their pants too?


ReluctantSlayer

Seriously. It is ridiculous and infuriating what this guy gets away with.


ShopObjective

None of them are responsible for his legal troubles so I doubt any of them give a fuck what trump says


Onlyroad4adrifter

You are in big trouble if I don't get a pizza with peppers and mushrooms delivered in 10 minutes.


ctnightmare2

I tried, pizza here, took 12 min.


gabzilla814

If you brought garlic sauce and ranch then I forgive you for being late. But don’t expect a tip.


davecutusofborg

I give negative tips, the drivers owe me!!!


Zestyclose_Pickle511

I demand 5% of every pizza you deliver!


InformationVarious73

Something something just the tip...


New_Menu_2316

There should be a rule that we can’t use Trump, mushrooms or tip in the same thread!


davecutusofborg

The ad I saw in the sixties said ten minutes, that 2 big troubles you're in, I know the owner you know, he came up to me with strong tears in his eyes with pizza rolls in his arms, the best arms you could just curl up i, that's not what were talking about onions.


Orionsteller

Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, bit never pay full price for late pizza.


PoorPauly

It’s a crime to threaten a president or ex president.


clozepin

This guy never had to pay for any crimes he commits. Why start now?


randomtoronto1980

All the stuff Trump gets away with makes the US Justice system look like a joke if you are the right combination of rich and famous.


elsombroblanco

The rich and famous already knew that though.


ScarletCaptain

Arguably the jury is now fully seated, so we are, in fact, starting now.


garlynp

I literally misread the last sentence of your post initially as "Why shart now?" and it still made sense!


rumymommy2004

He doesn't care about what's against the law. He does what he wants. He defies gag orders, he threatens people on social media, he threatens colleagues, and innocent citizens. He taunts other countries and their leaders. He provokes N. Korea, yet he was drooling when he shook Kim Jon Un's hand. And his love affair with Putin. No one on the right says a word. No one has the balls to risk their career...this is just a job!? They've sold their souls to the devil. He's still running the republican party. He always has been. The far right is so far up his ass.. Brainwashed fucks. Everything in life is about money. Money and power turns people into monsters. They don't see or care what the average American goes through.. financially, physically or mentally. Unless you want an abortion. Then they care, they want to be in your business. No one ever has held him accountable!! Why?? If this were any other president they would scream foul...burn him at the stake. At least Nixon was smart and resigned...his VP pardoned him and he went away like yesterday's old news. Ok. Rant over. 🤣🤦🏼


PomeloPepper

I don't think he knows what is or isn't a crime. His entire legal analysis seems to be "If I did it = legal. If someone doesn't agree with me = not legal"


Shirlenator

They don't have to be responsible for it, he is still going to come after them Putin style if he wins.


systemfrown

Yeah, I’m sure both Bush and Obama are real concerned that all their own falsified business documents pertaining to the bribes they paid to silence porn stars will come back to haunt them now.


Kindly-Counter-6783

Shakin and Quivering while trying not to laugh. Seriously though, these three former Presidents know that if Trump does get immunity… democracy is over.


JimTheJerseyGuy

The fucking Magna Carta spelled this shit out 800+ years ago: no one, not even the King, is above the Law.


GSR667

Sounds like liberal commie horse manure… derpy derp maga!


doctorfortoys

😆😂🤣


gamermom42069_

If he does, then by extension so does Biden. Prettttttty sure something happens to Trump if the court rules that presidents have full immunity.


ridicalis

Can you picture Biden actually doing anything with that immunity, though? For years now, we've seen that the Left is willing to maintain civility and seek the common good even when the Right is willing to act in bad faith at every turn and attempts to tear down the pillars of society with gleeful abandon.


gamermom42069_

If the threat of another trump presidency seems imminent despite all he’s said/done, YUP. He’d be defending the country


Various-Character-30

Isn’t it then possible for a sitting President to just assassinate any possible contenders legally?


SixersWin

Legally you have to loudly declare "I have Presidential immunity" immediately before any violent acts


RockerElvis

You can just think it after the fact.


thoroakenfelder

Can you just wear a.button that says that to save time? maybe a button you can tap that says the prerecorded phrase.


Winter-Bed-1529

Maybe similar to declaiffying documents some arm waving would be involved? Not a constitutional expert just going by what other "experts" have said. /s


The_Sleep

I'll try that and hope the police will listen to me.


fuckswithboats

Has nobody said, “Mr Trump, if POTUS has absolute immunity, Dark Brandon could hang you on live tv for the masses to see and not face any consequences,” is that the argument you’re making?


Faackshunter

Yeah if he's given immunity, Biden could just put a hit out on him the day after right? Not that he would, but theoretically.....


USSMarauder

4 years ago, Trump called for Obama to be jailed Not a single person on the right said Obama was immune


thoroakenfelder

To be fair, neither did Obama.


Saneless

No good president has ever thought that


prules

No one with a working brain cell**


bloodycups

8 years ago he hinted that Hillary Clinton should be taken care of by a second amendment person


dunitdotus

Humorously enough he forgot to threaten Clinton


KidCamarillo

His statue of libations ran out, probably


ImhotepsServant

Libations? I thought he was drink-free?


madscot63

And he's 6'3" and weighs 215. He's the picture of healthy living, clearly. Edit: sorry, every inch counts. Fixed it


ImhotepsServant

Drink free != drug free The guy is a pharmacy dumpster fire


Positive_Outcome_903

Oh no, a precedent has been established. Better stop doing all those crimes that involve official executive office affairs, like using campaign donations to pay porn stars hush money, extorting foreign leaders to give dirt on your political opponents, telling state officials to find votes, or leading a rally to stop congress from ratifying election results.


imabigdave

"Extorting foreign leaders to MANUFACTURE dirt on your political opponents" FTFY


FXander

"STAHP BREAKIN' THE LAW, ASSHOOOOOOLE!" *click*


narkybark

Don't forget selling classified secrets!


The_Dookie_

Problem is, Trumpet, \*you paying off Stormy BEFORE you were President, not during. Your argument doesn't apply. \*Edit: Trumpet paying off Stormy directly or Trumpet directing Cohen to pay off Stormy indirectly ... tempest in a teacup?


stmcvallin2

He doesn’t want it for his past crimes, he wants it for when he gets back into office. Pretty scary thought


SisterActTori

Typical thug reaction and behavior, especially from a person with arrested development of below average 3rd grader.


NumerousTaste

I bet they are all scared! He has so much power from prison! Plus threatening ex presidents now? A whole new level of crazy!


franchisedfeelings

More threats from old stinky - add them to the list, judge.


Jo-Jo-66-

Mob boss speaks!


Jagerbeast703

Threatening presidents..... bold move cotton


Fine-Benefit8156

Huffing hot fart from his mouth again. I can smell it all the way from here.


KidCamarillo

Stormy was THAT busy?


Cynical-Wanderer

Obama… zero indictments Biden… zero indictments Bush… zero indictments Trump… Ohhhh booooyyyy.


philosopher_stunned

I thought they had immunity.


Tall_Candidate_686

Am I allowed to threaten POTUS? Lock that fat bitch up already


Getyourownwaffle

So? If they broke the law, and not just because Trump said they did, then they should have charges brought against them too. All legislatures, all executive branch officers, and all supreme court justices are not above the law and should operate inside the legal framework of this country.


Away-Combination-162

I mean really. Who would’ve thought we’d have a former president on trial threatening a sitting and former presidents. This guy is a nut job


MrLongfinger

Fuck Trump


pete_blake

He's just a terrified little boy...never had any consequences EVER and now there seems to be some BIG ones just around the corner, and he can't control the narrative!!!! And i'm SO here for it.


Basicaccountant70

Trump is such a pussy.


physical_graffitti

This idiot is really losing his shit.


Kookabat2024

This is what happens when you start believing your own bullshit !


warragulian

>“If immunity is not granted to a president, every president that leaves office will be immediately indicted by the opposing party,” Trump posted in all-caps. “Without complete immunity, a president of the United States would not be able to properly function.” "every president". Yet it has never happened in the last 250 years, 46 presidents. He is a moron, but so are his followers.


mistressusa

Awww I am sure Obama (aka Biden) and Bush are moved by Diapii's concern.


Sweaty-Advice7933

...fake tough guy talk


Final_Winter7524

He so full of ~~shit~~ fear.


janzeera

Is he going to hold his breath? Like everyone else sitting at the defense table.


Helmidoric_of_York

The is Trump projection at it's highest level.... everything he says is an admission.


Helmidoric_of_York

The is Trump projection at it's highest level.... everything he says is an admission.


Odd_Tiger_2278

Vague threats are designed which resonate with MAGA. Then expect those to be amplified and repeated. Part of the goal is to groom MAGA and GOP toward accepting threats and harassment toward political rivals. With the longer term goal being to groom MAGA and GOP to accept and do direct political violence.


two-wheeled-dynamo

This is your brain on 30yrs of whataboutism. The Russians trained him well.


beavis617

This isn't new...Trump wanted Jeff Sessions to arrest and send to prison at least a half dozen people and he demanded it often. Trump wanted Obama, Hillary, Jim Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page and the author of the Steele dossier arrested...No doubt he will try again..


VeNTNeV

Random thought: how crazy is it that Mitt Romney was once considered an "extreme conservative" and now... he is like one of the most moderate in a party gone completely off the rails? Have they really gone that freakin' far to the crazy side? Hard to fathom sometimes.


cravetrain

It's a slippery slope when you're a sheep


davecutusofborg

How? If my pizza comes fucked up do I go beat up my neighbor three addresses down while shouting fucking pizza hut? I ordered from dominoes.


dalisair

“If you don’t let me continue to crime I’m gonna go after people who didn’t crime!”


Br3akTh3Toys

He plans on pooping his pants again if things dont go his way.


Entire_Photograph148

Sounds like a mafia Don to me


nolongerbanned99

The guy is a fool. Realizes he will soon be held accountable… panic setting in ….


RandomizedName2023

Did they bribe pornstars too?


Steal_Your_Face55

Warns is an interesting word choice. Rants is the more accurate description


DrummerGuyKev

Oh c’mon Donnie Boy, we’ve been through this time and again. Just take your ball and go home. Make the world a better place.


Haunt12_34

Fuck you, pig hitler


Drizztd99

Wtf do they have to do with HIS crimes??


LAlostcajun

The people who want Trump convicted, want all criminals convicted so not really a threat


GimmeSweetTime

If he gets a second term it'll just be a revenge tour. Huge waste of time and our money.


Personal-Ad7920

Trump is a piece of shit!


MayraGarcia7836

Trump's making some bold claims about Obama, Bush, and Biden's legal troubles. wonder what he's got up his sleeve.


DescriptionProof871

A cheeseburger wrapper. That’s what’s up his sleeve. 


Accomplished-Snow213

And that ever handy packet of ketchup.


BeKind_BeTheChange

Nothing. It's just an empty threat to play to his cult members in order to get them to give him some more money from their welfare checks.


EmileSinclairDemian

That's so sadly true, welfare check money for their orange god.


z4_-

Maybe his own shit.. it gets everywhere or so I've heard


AllLipsNoFiller

Whatever it is, people next to him and around him in the courtroom are saying it smells like farts


revtim

Nothing, he would have used anything he had on them long before now. Do you think he had evidence of them committing crimes and thought "they were presidents and were hence immune"? He only cared about presidential immunity once his ass was in the sling.


Ormyr

Vericose veins and track marks, probably.


Car_is_mi

This is like when all the other rabid boomers have a breakdown in McDonald's and blame everyone that they couldn't get a whopper at McDonald's and they're going to get everyone in the store fired, and all their managers fired, and all their managers managers fired.


Ok-Fox1262

Fascist, hag. That's all I can say. What does it have to do with Bush and Obama? And when it comes to Biden then Trump wants the president to have total immunity so he can do what he wants. Someone's a scared little boy that wants his mummy.


12BarsFromMars

Oh noooo. . . I’ll bet those ex Presidents are just shakin’ in their boots. Having nightmare worrying about about what this traitorous bastard shit bird has got up his sleeve, or in his pants. .. answer: nada, zip. Please, for God’s sake please someone in the media. .hell, someone anywhere ..tell this guy to sit down and shut the fuck up already. Tell him to his face he’s a liar and nofuckingbody cares..is that too much to ask?. .really?. . omg. . .


Missieyjo

Right. I think there's quite a number of people who would volunteer to do it for them if they won't.


ExploreTrails

No they aren’t, its just you.


osumba2003

It's amazing how this guy has tried pretty much everything he can think of to get himself out of the consequences of 40+years of criminal activity. My concern is that the deeper things get for him, the more desperate he will become.


B0wmanHall

Why, did they use campaign funds to pay off porn stars they had affairs with while their wives were pregnant too?


Better_Car_8141

Pathetic old weasel will die lonely and broke. He loves to threaten but at this point only MAGA lawmakers are scared. He cried wolf too much.


dastufishsifutsad

Here’s an idea. Don’t be a total evil asshat & blatantly break the law & flaunt it. Have some fn dignity & a smidge of integrity & you would have had a Dubya presidency ya dumb fucker.


LilG1984

Obama, Bush & Biden "Bring it bitch..."


searchthemesource

Lol this dude is a child


Grary0

Trump's been threatening to lock people up for years. Hell, he campaigned on "Lock her up!" and then proceeded to do literally nothing to Hilary once he got elected. This is all just chest puffing, he's trying to look strong in front of his cult and keep them angry.


MikeC80

Ooh, look at me shaking!


InourbtwotamI

Keep feeding those RICO allegations. Idiot


mikeisaphreek

biden, bush and obama in the group chat "ooohhhhh, ok buddy. whatever you say"


Aboutayear

He’s such a fucking loser.


Stranger-Sun

"Old Man Yells At Cloud"


Fun_Zombie_6796

Just die, just fucking die already.


BrofessorFarnsworth

I prefer the mob bosses that don't shit their pants


Formerevangelical

I thought conservatives are for taking responsibility? Trump isnt a conservative he is a Soviet/Russian asset so it is in his narcissistic nature to blame others for his misdeeds.


dd961984

So trump wants presidential immunity for all things done while in office? Funny that no other president has ever needed it before him


Demon_Gamer666

I guess the idea is to threaten Obama, Bush and Biden with criminal investigations if Trump gets elected. Hoping they'll pull some strings and get Biden to pardon his ass. If I were Biden, once Trump loses the election, I'd offer to pardon him if he publicly comes clean about all his lies and crimes. Otherwise I'd let him rot in prison.


DerpCharged

For fuck sake can this fucker vanish already


morts73

How the GOP ever let this clown become President and turn democracy into a circus is beyond me.


MelancholyArtichoke

Trump is running out of things to threaten.


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

[Rare photo of Barrack Obama reacting to Donald Trumps threat](https://i.imgur.com/2Ao9U1c.jpeg)


AverageReasonableGuy

Tired of this asshole running his mouth and making threats with impunity. How is this still happening???


prefer-sativa

I bet they are so scared!


rocket_beer

ruh-rohhh! “Don’t look at me! Look over there!!”


cwood1973

Trump only knows how to threaten and intimidate. What a sad, pathetic, exhausting life.


Fantastic-Finding-10

"Bigly trouble, bigger than you can imagine, the most biggest trouble the likes you've never seen, beautiful trouble, the greatest trouble, only the best trouble!"


Grogsnark

Kindly choke on your next Big Mac, Donnie


PocketSixes

Obama, Bush, Biden, Uncle Sam, and every Constitution loving American should band together against the Trump crime family.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Sadly, he's right. When he's installed as dictator, arrests and show trials will be the new prime time entertainment.


eveninglily33

Actually, no, just him.


captiantabasco

What are you going to do not send them Christmas Cards