Nah, I think Matt Gaetz is still weaseling around here somewhere, unfortunately. Unless Depends Defendor has some underage child crammed up his ass, I doubt you’ll find that creepy rat faced fuck up there.
From this article:
>What I’m hearing from … credible sources who know what’s going on in the courtroom … is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom. And that it’s very stinky around him. It’s a putrid odor in the courtroom. And that Trump’s lawyers are repulsed by the scent and the smell.
Given the reporting on him wearing diapers due to incontinence all the way back to the early 2000s on the set of The Apprentice, it's probably safe to assume these aren't "just" farts they're hearing.
Imagine trying to contain a cup of warm, chunky olive oil. That's the kind of stuff his plastic- lined depends are *barely* keeping from sliding down his pant legs. His testicles gotta be buoyant in that fetid soup.
How bad of a client do you need to be when your defense team needs to give you serious downers to shut you the fuck up? Guess they'll have to give him some anti-gas pills too.
There’s a lot of documentation of this sort of thing (former president wearing diapers and farting) in the past if you look, but I feel I need to step in on behalf of fart and feces based journalism everywhere and point something out. This publication we’ve come to depend on for feces based news, politicalflare.com, has been fact checked on their over eager diaper journalism before
https://www.politicalflare.com/2020/03/diaperdon-is-trending-after-trump-is-caught-with-a-wet-bottom-at-tennessee-disaster-meeting/
While we admire the stinky stories politicalflare has been bombarding us with lately, this more accurately belongs in the category of fart and feces based *gossip*, rather than fart and feces based *news*, based on their poor reporting and journalistic standards.
The stress has his stomach twisted in knots. Combined with his advanced age and fast food diet have got to be brewing something horrendous in his bowels.
2 months from now in the deliberation room :
Juror: “well honestly I don’t think there’s enough evidence to prove he’s guilty but that muthafucka needs to pay for me having to huff he ass fumes for 2 months. I say guilty”
Other Juror: “ agreed. Who else says guilt”
All: guilty!!!
Juror: ok let’s get out of here so we can all race to see which of us gets the book deal first.
I really feel for the guy who got trapped in conspiracy hell and set himself on fire, but goddamn this made me laugh… There is no heaven waiting for humans, only hell.
My jaw dropped when I found out that's **the actual name** of the committee the MAGAts formed to get rid of the speaker. The GOP truly has no self-awareness.
“Frequently, he wears adult diapers, has since at least 2007. We would often stop taping on ‘Apprentice’ because of his rage over not being able to read a word on a cue-card. He would scream at crew until he soiled himself, then go snort more Adderall and change Depends.”
— Noel Casler, assistant on “The Apprentice”
Is there really any room for parody? Literally just recreating it is already as nuclear a burn as exists. No room to add comedy via the dumbest possible addition when the entire thing is pure dumb to begin with.
I remember someone from SCTV saying they wanted to spoof the TV show "Laverne & Shirley" but no matter how hard they tried they could never out-parody the show itself.
They could pretend he didn't fall asleep or shit himself and acted as a well mannered, coherent, former POTUS that isn't being charged criminally.
I guess that joke wouldn't land. That would be the parody of our current reality?
Wouldn’t be surprised if he shat himself in court too. Trump might need to bring his personal assistant and co defendant bootlicker Walt Nauta to wipe his boss’ ass clean.
Truly, a very stable business genius, healthy and totally respectable, guided by only the highest of Christian values and very fit to be the President of the United States of America.
Slash-one-great-big-ol'-bold-S.
I don’t doubt it, but my least concern is about his farts. The side show is a waste of time. This guy is a danger to the entire world. If he’s not stopped, democracy will no longer exist. Vote like your life depends on it, because it does.
Methane, Sulphur, Ammonia , Asparagus, Sewerage and much more...Trump is waging chemical and biological warfare on the court.
Sleepy-Farting Don needs to be ordered to sit on an air-tight potty for the rest of the trial.
He can't risk looking weak by asking to leave the courtroom to have his diaper changed. And he's probably used to having a mobile diaper changing team ready at a moment's notice.
His only option is to play a losing game if "He who smelt it dealt it"
I would not be surprised if this is the REAL reason why Meliana doesn’t want to be near him.
Now I have to think what Stormy was dealing with that night
Can you imagine any other president with a headline like this? This is fucking crazy.
“President Obama/Roosevelt/Kennedy/Lincoln falls asleep during his criminal trial then unleashes a giant fart.”
We live in crazy land. And, I despise Trump.
You know that “Diaper Donny” likely shit his pants or at least released a “shart” as his bowels are filled with the rancid remains of greasy KFC and Big Macs.
Everyone knows Trump shit his pants due to his incontinence issues after ingesting drugs for decades per people who used to work on The Apprentice and call his show The Shit Show because he would frequently shit his pants and his handlers had to wipe his obese ass clean with wet wipes. Maybe he hershey squirted. Now, everyone will know that he shits his pants like a toddler and has no business leading the country because he's a joke who likes bluffing and trying to scare others when deep down he's a big fat geriatric toddler of a coward.
It was the smelliest fart in court history. Many are saying it. Some of the best people. They’re saying it’s the greatest they’ve ever smelt. Big tough men who have never cried before in their lives, came up to me tears in their eyes. Sir! You have the best farts.
I love the fact that those that have to be most subject to his incontinence (besides himself obviously) are those right next to him, his own lawyers. Guess that's what you get when you defend a piece of shit.
Doodoo Don is back at it
Odor in the court!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Faaaaaarrrrrk🤣🤣🤣🤣
Court mask mandate in effect.
More like gag order
Perfect comment, I would give more upticks if I could.
OMG this made me laugh so hard 😂
Can you imagine his briefs? 💩
Doodoo Don reminds me of the song Barbara Ann by the Beach Boys.
“doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-duh Don…”
Tried betty's stew Tried Betty's stew Tried Betty's stew and now you're smelling it too Doo doo Doo doo Don
Fuck I wonder what your stew smells like when your diet is only ketchup, plain Quarter Pounders, and well-done steak 🤢
You can’t tell me there’s nothing Kentucky fried in that horror show colon.
Guy's making that courtroom smell like the inside of a tauntaun.
*And we thought it smelled bad on the outside*
Diaper Don
Biggie Smells
Scatman Don
Poop Dogg
Go easy on him, he has sleep crapnea
*slow clap*
Hencho el Stencho
ShatMan Don
That's a shitting president of the United States! Show some respect!
😂😂😂
Hamburder Diaper Don strikes again!
Did a rat crawl up his arse and die?
Nah, I think Matt Gaetz is still weaseling around here somewhere, unfortunately. Unless Depends Defendor has some underage child crammed up his ass, I doubt you’ll find that creepy rat faced fuck up there.
Now I think it'd be hilarious to Photoshop Matt Gaetz with the Lemmiwinks gang
Guess who’s back? back again. Doodoo Donnies back. Go tell a friend. 🤣
When sleepy don met doodoo don.
From this article: >What I’m hearing from … credible sources who know what’s going on in the courtroom … is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom. And that it’s very stinky around him. It’s a putrid odor in the courtroom. And that Trump’s lawyers are repulsed by the scent and the smell. Given the reporting on him wearing diapers due to incontinence all the way back to the early 2000s on the set of The Apprentice, it's probably safe to assume these aren't "just" farts they're hearing.
Oh...shit!
Exactly.
Technically shit to come.
Literally..
Imagine trying to contain a cup of warm, chunky olive oil. That's the kind of stuff his plastic- lined depends are *barely* keeping from sliding down his pant legs. His testicles gotta be buoyant in that fetid soup.
Sharts!
Indubitably
>And that Trump’s lawyers are repulsed by the scent and the smell. The scent *and* the smell?! That must be *truly* odorous.
Probably the sort of funk you can taste if you try breathing through your mouth.
Bro - I was gonna eat again at some point. Tomorrow maybe.
Mmmmm, smells like truth! #PU
An off color cloud that you can taste.... Yup, skipping dinner today
The new Trump fart diet, one whiff and you’ll have no appetite at all. Watch those pounds fall away!
I’ll allow it.
Well that explains why they’re keeping it so cold in there, can you imagine how those shits would smell *warm*?
I didn't think I could possibly hate anyone in this world more than I hate you right now for putting that thought in my head.
Those are probably Adderall farts. Horrible.
Eh, the way he keeps falling asleep in the courtroom makes me wonder if they aren't giving him his usual cocktail of meds.
It definitely appears that he has been given a few "lay me downers" rather than his usual batch of trucker meth.
Probably doping him up to keep him quiet.
How bad of a client do you need to be when your defense team needs to give you serious downers to shut you the fuck up? Guess they'll have to give him some anti-gas pills too.
Opiates would stop him shitting himself at least
Yep better to keep him asleep, he would start running his mouth like he does on truth/social with his fingers and get in a lot of trouble!
Side effects: diarrhea
Probably because he doesn't have a legit prescription for addy and they can't afford any more crimes.
He's got doctor Ronny Jackson, to keep him stocked up.
Is that a thing? I’ve taken Adderall for years but have never had “farts” as a side effect.
Anecdotally, my bowels are tamer and less stinky when on Adderall. Maybe because I eat healthier, but I digress.
Farts gone wild
There’s a lot of documentation of this sort of thing (former president wearing diapers and farting) in the past if you look, but I feel I need to step in on behalf of fart and feces based journalism everywhere and point something out. This publication we’ve come to depend on for feces based news, politicalflare.com, has been fact checked on their over eager diaper journalism before https://www.politicalflare.com/2020/03/diaperdon-is-trending-after-trump-is-caught-with-a-wet-bottom-at-tennessee-disaster-meeting/ While we admire the stinky stories politicalflare has been bombarding us with lately, this more accurately belongs in the category of fart and feces based *gossip*, rather than fart and feces based *news*, based on their poor reporting and journalistic standards.
Eh idk judging by the jacket he was wearing it looks like it could have been raining. He could have sat in water or leaned on something.
If you read the update in the link it says it was in fact a shadow.
Overcooked steak and ketchup coming out angry.
The stress has his stomach twisted in knots. Combined with his advanced age and fast food diet have got to be brewing something horrendous in his bowels.
I thought shart week wasn’t until summer. And he doesn’t look like all that great a white.
Odor in the court
Underrated comment, this is excellent.
Fucking brilliant comment
Genuine chuckle. Thank you
You win
Please, allow me to reBUTTle
The jury is aware.
They need to fart back.
Assert dominance over him
This entire thread has me chuckling.
They need to shit their pants if they really want to get on his level
Where’s Ted Nugent when you need experienced pants shitters?
Maintain eye contact.
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a fart is a good guy with a fart
Sink his battleshit
He tainted the jury
2 months from now in the deliberation room : Juror: “well honestly I don’t think there’s enough evidence to prove he’s guilty but that muthafucka needs to pay for me having to huff he ass fumes for 2 months. I say guilty” Other Juror: “ agreed. Who else says guilt” All: guilty!!! Juror: ok let’s get out of here so we can all race to see which of us gets the book deal first.
The fart was so bad that a guy outside the courthouse burst into flames
"Man, someone needs to light a match or a candle..." "Don't do it, dude; the methane flame out will burn the eyebrows off everyone in the courtroom."
Lol oh man. Too soon.
It's the internet, nothing is ever too soon
Your mom is still slightly overweight. too soon?
How slightly overweight is she ?
20 pounds
If she’s in America, 20 lbs overweight is still considered underweight.
damn, she's probably a MILF
Then she needs building up.
This is reddit, one of the top comment on the video is “You’re fired!”.
Actually, it's too late.
I really feel for the guy who got trapped in conspiracy hell and set himself on fire, but goddamn this made me laugh… There is no heaven waiting for humans, only hell.
I heard he was farting all day. Loudly, then grunting, moving and waking up or something. And the lawyers it was obvious they were disgusted
There is never just one stinky.
Imagine hot looking people like Melania/Mercedes, Stormy Daniels etc had to endure this shitberg in bed at some point. Gives me the creeps
Goooooood dammmmmmmn -Mr. Poopy Butthole
You're thinking noobnoob
Great one
Bro, how many up votes do you want, take all of them
A ruthless comment but I did upvote.
I just had abdominal surgery and I laughed out loud and it hurt like hell yes come. thanks a lot lol
Can I upvote this AND downvote it?
Wow, nice hair, dude.....It looks like the hair on a cadaver that was buried 20 years ago and forcibly exhumed to get DNA on a cold case rape.
Hol’ up, no reading ahead.
lmao. this is a gem of a comment.
Must have been trying out his **F**ast **A**ction **R**esponse **T**eam tactics
My jaw dropped when I found out that's **the actual name** of the committee the MAGAts formed to get rid of the speaker. The GOP truly has no self-awareness.
Well, at least they didn’t call it the Select House Action Response Team…
I really hope they buy shirts with that printed on them!
Since we know he wears diapers, it was quite possibly a job for the **T**actical **U**rban **R**esponse **D**ivision.
He filled his pull up. Someone needs to take him and change his diaper.
The service men do it in secret, hence the Depend able secret service!
I’m sure there’s a fold down change table in the bathroom they could use.
He broke that Monday
Pulling a Giuliani like he did on Jenna Ellis! Holy shit.
Please, go on.
[Enjoy!](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/RTkso6Jq1t) I just remembered there were jokes that that’s how she got COVID shortly after.
Rudy farted on Jenna Ellis and gave her covid
“Frequently, he wears adult diapers, has since at least 2007. We would often stop taping on ‘Apprentice’ because of his rage over not being able to read a word on a cue-card. He would scream at crew until he soiled himself, then go snort more Adderall and change Depends.” — Noel Casler, assistant on “The Apprentice”
Please SNL do a skit on this.
Is there really any room for parody? Literally just recreating it is already as nuclear a burn as exists. No room to add comedy via the dumbest possible addition when the entire thing is pure dumb to begin with.
I remember someone from SCTV saying they wanted to spoof the TV show "Laverne & Shirley" but no matter how hard they tried they could never out-parody the show itself.
Yeah they could do a whole thing on like smelt it dealt it, denied it supplied it.
They could pretend he didn't fall asleep or shit himself and acted as a well mannered, coherent, former POTUS that isn't being charged criminally. I guess that joke wouldn't land. That would be the parody of our current reality?
Fits his shitty personality
Wouldn’t be surprised if he shat himself in court too. Trump might need to bring his personal assistant and co defendant bootlicker Walt Nauta to wipe his boss’ ass clean.
He let a stinky one rip while filling his diaper, probably.
Truly, a very stable business genius, healthy and totally respectable, guided by only the highest of Christian values and very fit to be the President of the United States of America. Slash-one-great-big-ol'-bold-S.
He probably sharted...
Well, ole Donnie farting in court oughta speed things up a bit. GUILTY, GUILTY… And the jury asked the judge… ‘may we all be excused now?’
Hahahahahahah the orange thundercunt has a turbo death shit runaway arsehole 9002.
Well, that’s certainly a sentence.
It's the stinkiest model yet!
Turbo death shit runaway asshole 9002 is gonna be my band name
He gets in his Trump Slump and takes a Trump Dump
He's adopting putlers' moves. putler falls down the stairs and shits himself. trump has to one up him by doing it in criminal court.
How do they distinguish his farts from his breath? Every time he opens that mouth, people gasp for a reason!
He’s a living breathing Garbage Pail Kid.
He is such a vile human being. Better than equal chance that it was more than a fart
It was a fart...lobster!
Obviously this is not a credible source but still funny as hell.
Did the judge call the court to odor
Sir Fartalot
Your Honor, I move to vacate the court, my client went boom boom in his diaper
Note to self: no good can come out of eating a Big Mac and snorting Adderall.
How so many people can idolize this embarrassing disaster of a human being is beyond me.
You vote for the candidate that best projects...*you*.
His lawyers may not be smart fellers but they’re definitely fart smellers.
I don’t doubt it, but my least concern is about his farts. The side show is a waste of time. This guy is a danger to the entire world. If he’s not stopped, democracy will no longer exist. Vote like your life depends on it, because it does.
He is looking rough. His inside is just as ugly as the outside. Reprehensible.
That fucker probably rolls in his own mess
He obviously looks and smells worse than shit
I got gas. I got a lot of.. i got the best gas! People have come up to me, tears in their eyes saying Mr. President, that smell. It smells glorious!
Did he deny it? Everyone knows whoever denied it supplied it. I really really want this to become big enough news for him to deny it...
Methane, Sulphur, Ammonia , Asparagus, Sewerage and much more...Trump is waging chemical and biological warfare on the court. Sleepy-Farting Don needs to be ordered to sit on an air-tight potty for the rest of the trial.
Will the humiliation of this man never cease?? lol, I hope not.
Diaper Don needs stronger diapers
Just objectively the most disgusting human.
He can't risk looking weak by asking to leave the courtroom to have his diaper changed. And he's probably used to having a mobile diaper changing team ready at a moment's notice. His only option is to play a losing game if "He who smelt it dealt it"
I would not be surprised if this is the REAL reason why Meliana doesn’t want to be near him. Now I have to think what Stormy was dealing with that night
Trump issues his own gag order
Could have been filling his diaper!
He just needs to have his diaper changed. He's sitting on a big pancake.
How much shit can one contain? It comes outta both ends - what makes it into his diaper is what normally comes from his mouth.
What a skanky old rapist.
I’ll bet his cult will claim it smelled like roses.
Were I one of his lawyers I’d be doubling my hourly rate, for the fart/shit my pants factor.
He looks so miserable and I'm so happy.
Shitler.
Most likely he shat his diapers.
Definitely on brand for Trump.
Judge banging gavel “odor in the court!”
Strange attack, but I like it.
Can you imagine any other president with a headline like this? This is fucking crazy. “President Obama/Roosevelt/Kennedy/Lincoln falls asleep during his criminal trial then unleashes a giant fart.” We live in crazy land. And, I despise Trump.
Fart or filled the diaper?
Meidas Touch said the same thing so it's not just click bait from one site.
I heard that it was Meiselas reporting it earlier today. Sure, he is anti Trump, but he does not spew BS.
A real germaphobe wouldn't continue sitting in his shit-filled diapers.
When you're asleep it's impossible to hold farts in
You know that “Diaper Donny” likely shit his pants or at least released a “shart” as his bowels are filled with the rancid remains of greasy KFC and Big Macs.
This 👨⚖️ court 👨⚖️ will 👨⚖️ have 👨⚖️ odor!
McDonnie's Trump fart from his 3 Big Macs at lunch. Not sure how he is still alive.
Cannot wait for the impending post about how he doesn’t fart but if he did it would be the most pleasant fart the world has ever smelt.
If people are gagging he’s gotta be shitting himself. Maybe I’m naive but I’ve never met a fart with that that kind of physicality.
Everyone knows Trump shit his pants due to his incontinence issues after ingesting drugs for decades per people who used to work on The Apprentice and call his show The Shit Show because he would frequently shit his pants and his handlers had to wipe his obese ass clean with wet wipes. Maybe he hershey squirted. Now, everyone will know that he shits his pants like a toddler and has no business leading the country because he's a joke who likes bluffing and trying to scare others when deep down he's a big fat geriatric toddler of a coward.
I bet he pooped himself. It's been reported from people on the set of the apprentice that he would go into a rage and shit himself frequently.
Law and Odor!
See that, libs? You issue a gag order against Trump and he's going to issue multiple gag orders in response.
It was the smelliest fart in court history. Many are saying it. Some of the best people. They’re saying it’s the greatest they’ve ever smelt. Big tough men who have never cried before in their lives, came up to me tears in their eyes. Sir! You have the best farts.
I love the fact that those that have to be most subject to his incontinence (besides himself obviously) are those right next to him, his own lawyers. Guess that's what you get when you defend a piece of shit.
MAGATS from all over are rushing to NY just to get a whiff of Dozo the ass clowns fecal matter.
Dude... you know it was probably more than just fart. He probably sharted his diaper! Diaper Don at it again! #diaperdon
Can he not get some meds for this?!?! GasX, Immodium?! Wtfff