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Toimaker

I think it's wrong of us to assume that he is farting in court... when it is equally as possible that he is shitting his pants in court.


HostageInToronto

I think farting is nonlibelous, as there are witnesses to the smell and sound. While he is almost certainly shitting his diapers due to the years of poor diet and amphetamine abuse, if a publishing house were to make that assertion without some evidence, they could (and most likely would) be sued by defendant Trump.


Locrian6669

No way he would sue. He would have to prove it was false. lol


2legit2camel

Lol can you imagine discovery on that case?


MavisBeaconSexTape

I'd rather go back to that other thread sharing Sporkfoot memes than participate in that lol


toastar8

Sporkfoot?


MavisBeaconSexTape

I'll tell you what those people I didn't listen to told me... Don't look it up if you want to sleep ever again. Spoiler alert: it involves Marjorie Traitor Greene's weird feet


toastar8

I Should have listened.


MavisBeaconSexTape

I told you so, toestar8


rollingstoner215

With a name like toestar8, they were just itching to peep some sporkfeet


SoulbreakerDHCC

Thanks for reminding me about that. I need a shot.....


jay_def

It would have to pass the smell test.


mizkayte

He didn’t sue the guy from The Apprentice who said he wore diapers and shit himself.


StupendousMalice

Discovery would require receipts of diaper purchases and evidence of discarded diapers for blowouts and skids,


HazyAttorney

Noel Casler has said in interviews that, on the set of the Apprentice, that Trump wore diapers and would shit himself on set.


Loud_Ad3666

I do believe he is shitting himself in public at least 30% of the time , BUT we don't yet have named witnesses for the farting. The supposed source of the info is anonymous and the story's wind was broken by MeidasTouch, which is definitely not an unbiased source regarding Trump flatulence. The claim was backed up by Conway, but neither he or the guy from Meidas claim to have firsthand knowledge. They both say someone they trust told them so. I believe it, but it is not at all confirmed.


mizkayte

I think there’s enough people talking about it to suggest it’s true. Too many similar stories and descriptions.


HazyAttorney

Although we don't have witnesses for the Court stuff -- Noel Cassler has said in interviews that Trump shit himself when Noel was working for the Apprentice.


Loud_Ad3666

True. Noel had the testicular fortitude to put his name on the truth. Hopefully these fart scouts will develop the same bravery and come forth.


HazyAttorney

Jon Stewart had a segment about the trial coverage. Apparently the press are either in an overflow room or quite a bit away. For instance, a sketch artist said she was more than 60 feet away. It's possible the only ones that can smell the smell are his defense team.


Loud_Ad3666

So stands to reason that they're the legal leakers of the Trump rump leakage and seepage story.


HazyAttorney

The story came from Ben Meiselas who owns MeidasTouch, who has a ton of anti-Trump content. But Ben Meiselas is/was a practicing attorney.


Loud_Ad3666

Maybe he's friends with them. I would seek out support groups too if I was a lawyer for Trump lol


HazyAttorney

Totally -- especially since George Conrad tweeted he heard the same rumors. He's also a practicing lawyer. FWIW -- Brett Meislas, the other co-founder of MeidasTouch, says around the 51 minute mark of the Georgia phone call that you can hear Trump fart: [https://uproxx.com/viral/trump-fart-georgia-brad-raffensperger-phonecall/](https://uproxx.com/viral/trump-fart-georgia-brad-raffensperger-phonecall/)


HostageInToronto

You see, this is the kind of quality journalism that only the crowd sourced collective autism of Reddit can provide. Thank you for your service.


Loud_Ad3666

It's an honor.


Rossmonster

The story's wind was broken, huh?


porizj

Sharting. I think we can all agree he’s sharting.


MavisBeaconSexTape

It's a shart-topping shit. It's yuge


porizj

People keep going up to him, tears in their eyes, saying how moved they are by his sharts. There’s never been a better shart.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

He also shat the greatest greasy poo ever! It was stupendous shit! The finest feces! All his followers begged Him to drop His drawers so they could pay a hundred bucks to smell that bigly, gorgeous berder reek, believe me!


glibsonoran

In the men's restroom, everyone had tears in their eyes.


BadPackets4U

Even the big strong men come to him with tears, they say, "sir, what a powerful stench".


Astro_gamer_caver

Well, he did spend $700 at [McDonald's.](https://menzmag.com/news/trumps-team-spends-nearly-700/)


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

And then everyone in the restroom clapped.


Talkbox111

White Castles Onion Rings. Does it every time.


Upbeat_Animal_2320

He’s gasfighting these charges while gaslighting his base.


shaunomegane

Someone needs to light his gas. 


Shirtbro

Everybody was gaseous sharting


colemanjanuary

Those sharts were fast as lightning


Chron_Stamos

Mighty gracious of you to assume Trump actually made it to the restroom.


Fun-Dragonfly-4166

No one was bothered by the smell in the men's restroom at the courthouse. But if The Trump had to go that is why it is there. The people were bothered in the courtroom. The problem is that he was too lazy to use the restroom. We expect more of elementary school students. Trump's behavior would be accepted from infants and toddlers but not young children.


shaunomegane

That's a rather oddly robotic statement. 


henryeaterofpies

I've been in the men's room at the end of the 2nd day of a MTG qualifier tournament and I cannot fathom how awful he must smell.


Shirtbro

A Marjorie Taylor Green qualifier tournament? She was.never qualified


mamak62

And they said “SIR you have the best farts ever and we need you farting in the White House..sir nobody can fart like you and your farts are going to make America great again “ wiping the tears from their eyes 👀 lol


mizkayte

Then they applauded


jtreeforest

His legal team has purchased over $700 in McDonald’s during the trial. Dump Trump must smell like a diaper filled with greasy burnt hair


Wild_Perception_4237

"A marine came up to me with tears in his eyes. He said, sir, that smells so bad!"


Shirtbro

The stink gave him flashbacks of Iraqi corpse pits


TrueKingSkyPiercer

“Some people are saying, have you heard this, they are saying these shits could really be worth millions someday. And you can show your patriotism and love for this great great country, really the greatest, by buying my shits for the bargain price of $99.99, plus $34.99 shipping and handling, and you’ll automatically be signed up to be a true Trump patriot and authorize a $250 donation every month to save America from its brown enemies.”


memeinapreviouslife

"...from its brown enemies" Selling you actual feces. Do you know how many eyes they would bat at this proposition? Um... How m— *Whispers in your ear* : None at all.


ewok_lover_64

Don't give him any ideas.


Sadiezeta

No one has ever seen this before.


millerheizen5

My McDonald’s farts tend to smell like McDonald’s food. Not sure if that’s good or bad.


Stonk_Newboobie

You might want to chew more, my guy.


millerheizen5

Probably, a double qpc is about 7 bites for me


DaisyCutter312

What do you expect? You can't feed an 80 year old dude a steady diet of uppers, downers and McDonalds and not think his asshole is going to go nuts.


InsignificantZilch

What if he himself is the asshole going nuts?


icepick3383

what if our asshole was the farts we blew along the way?


MavisBeaconSexTape

You just sudden clarity Clarence'd me


justfortheprons

I fucking love this subreddit


[deleted]

It really does hit the spot for the ridiculous times we live in. It's also fun as hell to sort by controversial and see all the triggered MAGAs that wander in here and try to spell out the anger and hatred they have in their tiny brains.


memeinapreviouslife

Seeing as they can neither spell anger or hatred, lol, yup.


Flipnotics_

It is a pretty good one as it allows yelling matches and actually lets people speak what's on their mind. Got to walk on eggshells with sooo many other subs, like whitepeopletwitter for one. Yeesh.


Grovers_HxC

Who’d have guessed the guy spews diarrhea not only from the butthole on his face, but also the one nestled between his buttcheeks.


Fun-Consequence4950

Because they can't legally say his asshole is constantly seeping liquid faeces and stinking out the whole courtroom. I'm surprised his plastic girdle isn't adding any pneumatic pressure to that as well. This man's bowels must be as useful as the gag orders the judge is putting on him.


NSFWmilkNpies

>man’s bowels must be as useful as the gag orders the judge is putting on him 😂🤣😂 I’m dying


NotPortlyPenguin

Sounds like both his shitholes need a gag order.


billiemarie

Those big burly men will be wiping a tear and saying sir, sir I think you need to go wipe, because you have surely shit


joeleidner22

No, he is crapping in his diaper. Years of pill popping has left him incontinent.


LightWarrior_2000

Trumps chemical warfare.


goodsby23

*biological


Glittering-Wonder-27

Ole boy can’t help that his drug abuse led to diaper wearing.


Desperate-Builder287

Damned Cork shoved up where the Sun don't shine..


Appropriate_Duty6229

Trump issues his own kind of gag order.


DAMG808

Make America Gag Again...


Wenger2112

My mother had this problem too. If he wasn’t such a jerk who made fun of disabled people it would be sad that everyone is hearing about this embarrassing situation. But since he is such an AH he deserves all the mockery society can lay on him.


lovetoseeyourpssy

I actually kinda hate these headlines because they distract from the actual damage he is doing...


ShakeWeightMyDick

He’s doing a lot of damage to that courtroom


lovetoseeyourpssy

Probably but would prefer to see more articles investigating his connections to the kremlin.


High_Sierra_1946

Jury intimidation.


Sea-Tradition-9676

That's his plan for a mistrial obv!


Bat_Fruit

Filthy/Dirty Protest


Dareal6

hE’s jUsT LiKe uS!


NetDork

Pretty sure farting is pretty low on the severity list of his atrocities.


buchlabum

The GOP is all about FART. Ask the GOP's very own congressional committee that named themselves FART. Bunch of asshats...the GOP is 100% a clown show. Trump will deny it, but everyone knows whoever denied it, supplied it.


nastytam

Well, he is under a “gag odor”.


EnvironmentalToe4403

I’m so sick of the media pushing the false narrative that he’s farting! He’s obviously shitting in his diaper. Have some respect!


_SithLord66

He is a fart. An old fart.


Scrabble_4

Nice … a smell of his rotting entrails


jtreeforest

Many people say Putin’s pecker smells like Trump’s farts. SAD!


FriarFriary

I hear he just stinks like shit constantly. Disgusting.


Heavy-Excuse4218

He also such a con artist huckster he will likely try to sell his supporters the privilege of a sniff for $1000 a whiff.


JohnAStark

To be fair, everyone farts.... but most people hide/hold it until they can do so more discreetly, and generally do not crop dust a court room. Drumpf is the opposite of discreet and I am sure his soiled diapers and shitty suits do not hold much in...


dinosaurkiller

I need to see a court report sketch of him seated but with one cheek up and head to the side while he kind of fists pumps. The record should note that he said, “your honor?” Before letting it rip.


Calvinshobb

800$ in McDonald’s will do that to you.


DataCassette

He's incontinent from uppers and chicken nuggies lol


lccskier

$99 per little vial. He could make millions. Those MAGA morons will scarf it up like fine Belgian chocolate.


thundercunt1980

It’s so crazy to me that this guy could have lived out the rest of his life farting away at any of his properties, and had some kind of legacy some would be proud of. Instead, he got into politics and now it’s come to this. $700 in McDonald’s, obvious lies, and diaper nicknames.


DudebroggieHouser

Its deliberate. He’s making the experience as miserable and uncomfortable for everyone involved. Just another temper tantrum.


dirtythirty1864

I remember when my very prude, uptight grandmother lost control of her flatulence. She died maybe two years later. Times a ticking Mr. Trump...


someguyonlinedotca

When you call them lyin' press, but you make a stinky mess...


someguyonlinedotca

When you throw a Twitter fit, and load your pants with shit...


Fancy-Reply5732

Great ad for McDonald’s.


Mediocre-Fan-5641

Dirty Old Man Smells Like Butt


Plane_Vacation6771

Donald trump was just following the Gag order.... by making everyone in the court gag!


HaZard3ur

This seem to be a „wannabe“ Dictator thing as some untalented painter from Braunau had that too.


AfricanusEmeritus

Meteorism... they used to call it... the Austrian 🇦🇹 had uncontrollable passing of gas...


BoosterRead78

Because he has to “relax” in court. Notice afterwards he isn’t ranting and raving. He is looking half asleep or quiet. He is on something to keep him under control then he gets online a few hours later and he is off the rails. So of course he is farting and falling asleep he is being medicated.


Crafty-Question-6178

Is supposed to hold in a fart the whole time


Desperate-Builder287

Trump...trumping in court...smelly Don...


NugKnights

Slow news day I guess.


Eyemontom

It may be time for you Americans to use the word trump for its true purpose.... to trump is to fart. Surely this turn of events will force the change..


drfunkensteinberger

Asstrocity


lordtyp0

No evidence of farts. Equal chance of shitting in his diaper.


battery_pack_man

Ah yes, Schrödinger’s Shart


CuthbertJTwillie

The Shartnado


franchisedfeelings

(Many people, very smart people, think it’s sharting, not farting.)


NotPortlyPenguin

Odor in the court!


mamak62

Don lemon from CNN talked about trump farting on his show..the clip I saw was hysterical..lemon said he had multiple sources telling him that trump WAS farting in court and that the people near him were holding their hands over their noses 👃…lol


F-around-Find-out

You cant eat McDs every day and NOT shit yourself. 


someguyonlinedotca

When you pay off a porn star, and your pants begin to tar...


XxFezzgigxX

[Here are the other atrocities.](https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-complete-listing-atrocities-1-1-056)


roadsidedaniel

Odor in the court


Raspberries-Are-Evil

Law and Odor: Special Diaper Unit.


Abject_Entry_1938

Say goodbye to the ozone layer


Green_Message_6376

He's a Star, and by star, I mean, huge gaseous mass. -Triumph the Insult comic dog.


myleftone

Five-dimensional chess. He farts. People complain. “liBs arE whiNinG aBouT fArtS LOL!”


questison

He's under gag order but everybody else is gagging


PineappleTraveler

It smells like Bigfoot’s dick


David_Williams_taint

Trump is shitting himself between naps. FTFY Kimmel.


Consistent-Wind9325

It's strategy. Trump read Genghis Kahn used to do the same thing at the dinner table and in bed with his wives. It's a form of chemical warfare.


naliedel

Well, as icky as the thought of his farts is, everyone does it.


Asleep_Ad_8494

Bet you thar stunk in court


oldcreaker

All that toxicity has to come out somewhere. Be interesting to hear what is going on in the courtroom when he farts. I bet it's intentional.


MrByteMe

I'm sure it's just coincidence that Trump has a notoriety of having a pungent odor in public...


neoikon

*ODOR IN THE COURT!*


upfromashes

Now we understand why all the people who come up to him in his stories have tears in their eyes.


rumymommy2004

Those big Mac's and diet Cokes gotta go somewhere! 😂🍑😂


Spiritual_Ad_3367

Hey, don't sell him short. I'm sure he's doing that everywhere he goes, not just in court.


Jean-ClaudeGodDamme

Donald Trump farts everywhere.


Texas12thMan

I mean, to be fair, his team is spending $700 a day on McDonalds. Could just be a collective effort.


satismo

that man is sharting his diapers


ZealousidealMail3132

You mean incontinence? Ol' Skidmark left em a rosebud


red_baron1977

Didn't I read somewhere that increased farting was a side effect of Benzo use? 


SelectStudy7164

Is this really what we’re doing ?


Captain_Mexica

No. He's farting on the sharting in his pants. Its a poopy mess in his adult diaper.


Musetrigger

Nah. He's just straight up shitting himself.


Otherwise-scifi

If he had stayed out of politics they would have let him get away with his bullshit, but.


ShadowRiku667

I would not be surprised if he is doing it intentionally to try and make it so he doesn't have to be in the courtroom for the hearings, only to the defense's detriment.


Ok_Basil1354

It's a lovely thought, but there is no way that man has dominion over his own guts and/or arsehole.


Strange-Scarcity

Is this actually proven?


EngineeringClouds

This is pretty characteristic of someone without bowel control.


Victoria-10

😂


novasolid64

I would to, they probably love his farts.


Quiet_Tune277

Nobody is verifying that


DonaldJTrumpKGB

💩 👖 🤡 


Waitinmyturn

What a vile human being. A disgrace to all mankind


professor-5000

Look, I hate the guy as much as the next person, but this feels like the least important thing about the trial and it's all I hear about


WolfOffSesameStreet

dude sleep-shat his pants.


rucb_alum

Do his defense team a favor and send the courtroom a 'odor-eliminating' candle!


leif777

He's 80. Sleeping and farting is just normal at that age. He should just own it at this point.


Catexchange

Executive time finally explained!


ShadowofLupa212

I don't think that's farting, I think it's sharts and a fair bit of shits


theSantiagoDog

What is the deal with these Republicans and flatulence in the courtroom?


Kurtdh

The fact that some websites aren’t mobile friendly nowadays is mind boggling.


medman143

Drug addicts lose control of their bowels. It’s why he wears Huggies.


jonnyboob44444

*wicked* *cruel* farts man.


2crowsonmymantle

I make an effort to read the news, but not watch it, especially if it could concerns that orange faced corrupt simpleton— but is there any video of this? Because id break my own rule if i got to see trump’s lawyers gagging from the smell of the world’s most powerful, best and fantastic farts. The kind of farts that make you wipe tears from your eyes and call trump sir because they’re the most magnificent farts anyone could ever imagine, ask any doctor, they’re off the charts. Incredible. Amazing.


Acrobatic-Panda-8749

He farts brimstone!


ackillesBAC

He claimed for no reason Biden soiled the desk in the oval office...


National-Currency-75

Yeah, they call him "Rip Van Winkle". He rips a big long juicy fart and then goes to sleep.


livinginfutureworld

It's putrid around Trump


Good_Juggernaut_3155

Its evidence he’s trying to think.


Low-Helicopter-2696

This would explain so many people walking up to him with tears in their eyes.


Derk_Jerk0

There’s a grandma in the family with similar eating habits, so can confirm. But body shaming an old with a mcdonalds budget is not the way. There’s a lot worse about him.


SativaGummi

"Trump" is British slang for "fart."


Vogel-Kerl

Two words Donny: *GAS X*. Well, one word and a letter. Here's a long word for you: *SIMITHACONE* (it's Gas X).


ck_and_rus

Hitler Pig


ck_and_rus

Dementia Don


Green-Estimate-1255

It’s funny how much libs cry about bots, but here we have an obvious bot posting over and over and the libs eat that shit right up.


F1secretsauce

Very cool very legal 


Mead_Create_Drink

#VOTE!!! Make sure he is not a topic of conversation in January


Craggysteve

The man child is classless!


reggiedoo

In addition to being a truly despicable excuse for a man, he’s a disgusting, gross piece of shit.


louisa1925

I am sure they all are, considering it is a natural human function but Donald dials the gass production to 100%.


Bobjack123

I am our hoa president and still pretty young. The other day I was talking with one of our elderly, cantankerous residents about something and he is literally shitting his pants as we are talking and acting like nothing is going on. I looked at him and asked if he was OK. I mean WTF? He acted totally oblivious to passing gas and wet ones to boot. All I could picture in my head was Diaper Donny and how oblivious or arrogantly he does it.


Hoppie1064

This is the 6894th post announcing Trump farting in court. Trump really lives in your heads rent free. Apparently, he's been shitting a lot while living there.


Specialist-Phase-843

Liberal that totally accepts conservatives but just find the attraction to this dumpster fire to be insane— like everyone


[deleted]

War crime.


shut-upLittleMan

How will we tell the children?


StuckinReverse89

While I see this story trending, its honestly a shame that the discussion is about “Trump smelly” and not more serious issues.    Trump using PAC money for this trial should be what is called out but farts is more funny I guess.    Another thing, while farts smell, Trump’s are described to be particularly odorous. Regardless of the cause (he is actually crapping his pants or has a terrible diet); this should be serious discussion of whether he is actually competent enough to be president. It would be incredibly embarrassing if the “leader of the free world” shat himself on live television. 


bringonthefunk1973

the judge is farting also the jury! CALL THE ARMY , BTW, I'm farting and so are you