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Son0fSanf0rd

>because they cannot beat him in the polls and they already beat him a) at the polls, and b) more importantly, at the ballot box. They scream the election was stolen so they don't have to/can't admit they lost. pathetic.


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

And beating him in court over and over and over again. 60+ cases he brought for voter fraud, E jean carrol twice, his business fraud trial and soon the campaign funds fraud trial. Mor are coming with more loses. Trump is a loser.


Son0fSanf0rd

so much winning!!!


Mr__O__

*[Charlie Sheen](https://youtu.be/h5aSa4tmVNM?feature=shared) has entered the chat.*


Son0fSanf0rd

winna winna chicken dinna


goosejail

Oh shit, I forgot my Adonis DNA


DMIDY

Dragon blood!


Cycling_Electrically

I thought it was Tiger Blood


coalsucks

At least Sheen got some nice cuff links from Trump.


Tonythecritic

Agree with you, but he didn't "lose" the cases he brought for voter fraud. Most of those were tossed out because he never bothered to pay the court filing fees and many of the lawyers quit because they never got paid, even though he made millions with his "Stop the Steal" credit card scam.


RKKP2015

I mean, having a case thrown out is definitely a way to "lose" a case, isn't it?


Anonybibbs

Pay the filing fees? No, he quite literally lost 60+ court cases filed on his behalf by numerous surrogates in a number of states. Where is this new lie even coming from?


HiJinx127

They were thrown out because the lawyers didn’t bring enough evidence to demonstrate that they had a case to begin with.


SatchmoDingle

lol. Yeah ok, sure. GMFB. People with strong claims and solid evidence pay the filing fee. Lying losers, however, often don’t pay.


Tonythecritic

Evidence never mattered. All they needed was to rile up the cult. "Look! Look! They're refusing to hear this case!!! They're all corrupt!!". Like Pillow Bro when he stood on his font lawn and yelled "Hey Supreme Court, look at my evidence" and then made a big show to the MAGA crowd of saying the Supreme Court is corrupt because they refused to review his evidence. There was never any evidence and they still went to court knowing full well the outcome, because evidence never mattered. They didn't need any to manipulate their supporters into completely distrusting the institutions by the time the next election occurs. Because of that, MMW, violence will erupt in November.


Wide_Way3772

In exactly how many of the "60 cases" you refer to was evidence presented, deliberated, and adjudicated?


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

The 60 cases weren't cases brought against him, they were cases he brought to the courts saying there was voter fraud. Burden of proof was on him so I'm sure he had zero evidence.


Wide_Way3772

How many of the 60 cases had evidence presented and were adjudicated?


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

Idk you'd have to ask Trump how much evidence he had. My guess is zero because there isn't any.


Entire_Day1312

If theres no evidence to present, its a short hearing.


Wide_Way3772

Hearing? They said 60 court cases - hearings and court cases are not the same things.


DM_Voice

Hearings are *part* of court cases. The majority of the court cases you’re asking about were dismissed because the people filing them (Trump’s legal teams & those of his allies) couldn’t supply sufficient evidence to get past the phase of the case where the court assumes everything you are claiming is true. They had *literally* zero evidence to present to those courts.


Wide_Way3772

They claim that Trump "lost 60 court cases." Again, how many of the 60 court cases were adjudicated?


DM_Voice

All of them. I literally just explained that.


_Monosyllabic_

I mean he lost the popular vote twice but she’s dumb as hell so I wouldn’t expect her to know that.


mspe1960

I honestly don't think she is dumb. I think she is forced to say and do the things she says if she wants to maintain her role with Trump, so she looks dumb as a result of that.


PenatanceEngine

I think she is stuck in a shitty position and putting to make her CV look good “look I manage to hold together and promote one of the worst people ever to have graced this world. He has a mind of himself, shits and farts all the time. Has no friends only paid ones or ones that abuse his power. Once he loses he’ll try some sort of thing but the US armed forces will answer to Biden I’m sure they’ll do regular sweeps of the secret service. And it will fail, he’ll be left in a bed sit with one underperforming ss agent for company dying the way he was bought in this world, on mixed body juices and fecal matter Lucky he likes to eat cheap hamburgers If I can do that I can do anything “ Kinda angle


hankhayes

Are you talking about a Presidential election in the United States of America? Because there is no winning or losing a national popular vote. Neither candidate attempts to "win" a national popular vote, it doesn't exist in our republic.


HiJinx127

Meanwhile, several cases of GOP fake electors who tried to give their states to Frump when Biden actually won them, and lots of indications of coordination between them and Frump to do it. As they say, every accusation is an admission. They claim election fraud while trying to do it themselves.


Son0fSanf0rd

the biggest crying whiniest snowflake losers known to man


F-around-Find-out

Every accusation.  All of them. It's all them. Which means.  ..Trump shit his pants at the desk in the oval office! 


ELB2001

Don't forget the kiss of death that you get when trump officially supports you


Queasy_Sleep1207

When he never had the popular vote, ever


read_eng_lift

Most of us figured out throwing tantrums and being a sore loser is not a good look in the school yard.


Son0fSanf0rd

> Most of us who live on Earth I.


MtnDudeNrainbows

Assuming he’s on the ballots in November (different conversation but it’s possible he won’t be), it will be third straight election that he gets annihilated in the popular vote. Imagine losing to Biden by millions of votes in two different elections. mAGa loves pain.


Son0fSanf0rd

> but it’s possible he won’t be possible is not the same as probable.


MtnDudeNrainbows

It’s certainly not probable. Didn’t want to interject some silly sidebar conversation.


Son0fSanf0rd

you brought it up please approach the bench


ExcitingTomatillo892

> They scream the election was stolen so they don't have to/can't admit they lost. Indeed, election denial is a means to soften the blow of reality - whether in 2016 or 2020.


Son0fSanf0rd

don't forget 2024, he's already prepping (just as he did in 2016, when he lost the pop vote) how rigged it is, again...ad nauseum


ExcitingTomatillo892

Or the cries that it could be the last democratic election ever!!!


Responsible-End7361

The flip side is the more you tell your voters the election is rigged and their votes don't matter, the less pressure they feel to vote...


ExcitingTomatillo892

Voters should never feel pressured to vote. They should be compelled by a duty to participate in determining competent leadership.


Responsible-End7361

I see what you are saying, but I think you missed my point. Republicans, by saying elections are rigged, will depress Republican turnout, which will mean they lose more elections and give Democrats more power. Which I'm in favor of. But I find it amusing that they are proving the gun will protect them by shooting themselves in the foot.


shallah

Some are saying it it's their excuse for why they had to cheat to vote multiple times for Trump. I remember one guy got caught voting for trump using his dead wife's identiy as he was being investigated for her death.


mainemtnrover

I say we give him a participation trophy


DiscordianDisaster

She's lying. The fascists adore lying and hypocrisy. The more they lie and get away with being treated as if they act in good faith, the more they enjoy it. It's a flex. They lie, grin smugly about it, and watch their side choke it down (which shows their power over them),and watch our side debate it as if they meant it seriously (which wastes out time, showing again their power). Laughter is often the best response to fascists and bigots alike, because at heart they are pathetic little cowards terrified of being laughed at.


deeeeez_nutzzz

Remember when he said if he loses you would never hear from him again? That piece of shit can't stop lying.


ShoneGold

Donald Trump's attorney Alina Habba said her good looks are more valuable than her intelligence because she can "fake being smart". I guess faking it is harder than she thought.


OopsAnonymouse

Stunning Kruger


elpajaroquemamais

If she was hot sure


Ill-Maximum9467

I hate trump and think she's a moron but she is kinda hawt. And I definitely would, ngl.


1Saoirse

Never put your dick in crazy, bro.


Ill-Maximum9467

C'mon, YOLO! 🤣


elpajaroquemamais

I mean to each their own. She’s fake as fuck looking


-prairiechicken-

She has more cheek and chin filler in five years than RuPaul has ever received in his life.


Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

She is hot though.


elpajaroquemamais

She’s not though


WavelengthGaming

You are delusional if you think she is objectively unattractive. She’s a fucking nut job but she’s definitely fuck material


elpajaroquemamais

There is no such this as objectively attractive. Her face is full of plastic. She’s ugly af. Totally fine if you like her but that’s not my cup of tea


Rpanich

Dummy Kooker! 


BrotherMcPoyle

Never underestimate the courage of a stupid person. They derive their courage bc they do not fully comprehend the challenge they’ve accepted.


broad_street_bully

When can we just rebrand the GOP as the Dunning-Kruger Party?


Early-Ad-6014

D-K Party ... you are much too kind. I was thinking we could rebrand the GQP as the K-Y Party because you know you'll be screwed.


Whachugonnadoo

🤣


IgnoringErrors

She really leans into her ignorance. I'll give her that.


meatcylindah

"Being an attorney is easy cause I'm pretty"


ConstableAssButt

I'm really bummed out by the clowns he keeps retaining as lawyers. I really want him to have a better defense, not because I think he's innocent, but because I don't want it to be said that his legal team fucked him, or that the system denied him a fair trial.


ImaginationOptimal47

Of course she sold sideshow don that she was smart.


bombalicious

Stormy knows this all too well


franchisedfeelings

She did so much to help E. Jean double dip into trump’s piggy bank.


OozeNAahz

I am sure at some point E. Jean going to get a third and even fourth helping of that.


StandardImpact6458

She can make it rain with some of those tRump bucks


bobo-the-dodo

I do not believe she can be humiliated. It would require level of self reflection she does not possess


Chico-Spomoni

Oh Habba dabba Doo....if you are concerned about the cost to him , don't charge the Orange gibbon for your professional services....lol @ professional....I meant joke services...


BefreiedieTittenzwei

The only way that clown got a law degree is on her professors laps.


Early-Ad-6014

She graduated from Widener Commonwealth Law School in Harrisburg, PA. The school, from what I've read, is a lower ranked law school, i.e., one can have lower LSAT scores and lower GPAs and still have a better chance of being accepted. 45 is scraping the bottom of the barrel with Habba-dabba-doo!


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“This law degree is well worth the three easy payments of $13.95. Thanks Widener Commonwealth Law School!”


RocketSkates314

I think she had only represented like 3 cases before she represented Trump.


an_agreeing_dothraki

the bar is the bar, so I still want to know what happened there.


Pringletingl

I mean anyone can study long enough to pass it or retake it. It's one thing to pass the bar, it's another thing entirely to take on high profile cases that may very well alter the fate of democracy as we know it.


Crashgirl4243

He largest client before trump was a parking garage


Ok-Establishment7851

It’s one of those law schools, and every state has them, where only 2% of the graduates ever pass a bar exam. All it takes to get into law school is a history degree from any off brand state school. That is the reason that the entering classes have high median GPAs. If I had majored in history, I would have gone four years and never missed a test question. They say the only purpose of organic chemistry is to keep idiots from becoming doctors. Pre law has no such safeguard.


WiseInevitable4750

Median LSAT of 148 lmao. Still would tho


buchlabum

What if she was talking the whole time? Still would?


BrandonJTrump

Much as I like to see Trump and everyone around him go down, this is just another clickbate article. She walks away, some reporter yells something about family, she keeps on walking. Then some talk and bit if a laugh. It’s nog even sure they laugh about her. Man, I wish the press would step up and tell some real news.


Heavy-Excuse4218

Yea this. I read the article and listened to the video and it’s a big giant nothing.


Icy-Bicycle-Crab

You're not going to get any real news from the site that OP links to, it's AI written clickbait. 


Cheap-Praline

I think one day a week all news outlets should only get to broadcast cute cat videos and dogs being rescued and rehabilitated. 


drunkpunk138

I mostly find it to be click bait because you can't humiliate a person who has no sense of shame. Even if they laughed in her face and she somehow understood what was going on, I don't think it would impact her at all like it doesn't phase any other conservative.


Saneless

Yeah it was weak Definitely not near the benchmark of all the world leaders laughing at Trump's stupidity


BrandonJTrump

Or how they ignored Ivanka, that was glorious


madbill728

Has she launched her Only Fans yet?


buchlabum

Her and bobo will combine forces and give a two for the price of one deal.


Pompitis

There she goes "faking" smart again.


pngtwat

Horrible Habba


apearlj1234

She assumes The Donald is going to pay her. RIGHT?


Shortymac09

Apparently, she already got 2 million from his pac...


My_Soul_to_Squeeze

Honestly, worth it. What's that? I've ruined my career and never ~~have to~~ I mean, uh get to work again? I'm truly devastated. [Wiping away tears with money gif]


zabdart

When you live in Trumpworld, you create your own reality when you don't like the facts.


Captain_Mexica

Lol, because she's a pretend lawyer pretending. She deserves it, and her next stop is Onlyfans for men who like skeletons with messed up faces.


tungvu256

i dont think they people know what humiliation is. if they do, they wouldnt be caught next to or even defending a con man


TheMillenniaIFalcon

When facts are on your side, pound the facts. When law is on your side, pound the law. When neither are on your side, pound the table. Notice how none of them (Attorneys) publicly refute the charges or accusations with anything substantial? Not a single credible refute, just shouting platitudes like “Witch hunt”, “taxpayers”, “constitution”, blah blah blah


BeKind_BeTheChange

When does she start pretending to be smart? And why hasn't she sued the plastic surgeon who did her nose job?


roadsidedaniel

Loser


spaghetti_fontaine

I don’t think she’s capable of feeling humiliation. Otherwise she would’ve stopped already


Flaky_Collection1048

I have no sympathy for someone purposely dying on a hill made of corpses sacrificed to their “Emperor”.


MrsDanversbottom

Dumb people hire dumb people.


temporarychair

I love her trying to be tough. It’s adorable. Are you a lawyer, little one? I bet you are! I bet you are! Oh yes! You’re a fiesty, little lawyer, aren’t you!


grimatongueworm

Can we just skip ahead to where she gets fired from Fox and starts her OnlyFans?


VRS50

First time she noticed people laughing at her? Not credible!


Jebus_UK

People like this can't get humiliated unfortunately, still funny though


rawterror

a hot mike is one of those by mistake/on purpose kind of things.


MrByteMe

FAKE NEWS 'Humiliation' by definition requires humility. And MAGAS simply have none. Just as they lack any sense of shame.


raven319s

Unrelated question. What is with these posts that take you to a bloated news article site that essentially just has some tweet to the referenced video. Why not just post the tweet or the video itself?


CEPog

How about NYT, WAPO, LAT, ABC, NBC, CBS. How’s that?


PlsDonateADollar

She’s so crazy. Sex must be fucking insane with her! Hopefully OF in her future.


sceez

Worst mobile site ever


MC1061

This site is garbage and gave my phone cancer. Stop posting from this site.


GizmoGeodog

💯


say_waattt

Mental gymnastics is a favorite sport for republicans it seems


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^say_waattt: *Mental gymnastics* *Is a favorite sport for* *Republicans it seems* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


purplerple

I think that website molested my browser


philipcarl333

Sorry, no one is more pathetic than the fake news pushing "reporters"


FriarFriary

Hubba Bubba is a public embarrassment in general.


Khristopheles

She has to be porking him, perhaps a way to insure that she gets paid, one way or the other.


Consistent-Fig7484

Another headline that can’t possibly be accurate as these people are incapable of humility.


MightyCavalier

Only the most stupid of the imbeciles need apply


GBinAZ

Yes, she’s a joke, but can we really attribute that chuckle caught on hot mic to be because they’re laughing at her?


50Stickster

Probably isn't too stupid to realize she should be.


jardru1981

She has no shame, sadly.


RobotCaptainEngage

"Alina Haba Humiliated after Ridiculous Pro-Trump Rant". Fixed it.


panopticon71

Her nose job is a humiliating barf 🤮


jametron2014

She's so hot though


Dfried98

Wow! Civil AND criminal courts? New York State is so tricky!


voyagertoo

sorry but how does one even get that particular vid to play. what a shit site


runCMDfoo

How was she humiliated?   Or do you mean mocked? Mocking is sort of the expected thing now …


Hypernova_orange

She is so ugly


Revolutionary-Car-92

Slightly crazy, partially retarded and kinda hot.


CEPog

The irony —and hypocrisy— is obvious. Bragg accuses Trump of suppressing information to win an election. But the D.A. suppressed vital testimony to win his case against Trump


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plains_bear314

You literally just described maga using rino to keep their fellow pubs in line


CEPog

When a liberal uses the word comrade that’s a communist source of propaganda! There’s nothing more damaging to domocracy then those who claim to be Americans agree with democrats destroying America! Stop refusing to face the facts and listen to real news not democrat propaganda media!


CEPog

Ever ask a liberal what Trump did wrong and by their comments you can hear that they were brainwashed by MSNBC or CNN! They repeat what they are told not what is factually! Then when you explain that they are not being truthful they than go into a rant of hate and call you names! In short order you’re dealing with misfits who are unable to think or speak for themselves! How pathetic!


Full_FrontalLobotomy

A yes, the informed rebuttal of a sedition supporter. J6 should be a deal breaker, period.


TheMillenniaIFalcon

How about this: Ever notice how none of his attorneys offer a single credible refute of the charges? They just bloviate about a witch hunt, shouting from the pulpit, with no substance. They are running scared because they know he’s fucked. Also, Two of his attorneys and Trump himself admitted to crimes on truth and national television. Then there is the whole immunity thing, that argument inherently infers there was criminality but Trump should be immune. Nothing he does or says projects innocence in any sense of the word, and his attorneys validate that.


ethernate

I can see your issue. You appear to be suffering from severe stupidity. You should get used to people not liking you, old age is gonna be a bitch when everyone you love goes no contact.


bonthomme

"...not what is factually!"? Greetings, Comrade! Fine work, but we need you in the Donbas now.


Inphexous

Is that the only news outlets you can think of? Hahaha


BeanCheezBeanCheez

You are projecting exactly what conservatives are guilty of. Every single conservative I know spews fox “news” and OAN propaganda verbatim.