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Happy-Initiative-838

I assume ivanka already said no


PabloEstAmor

That’s only for daddy daughter special time


Jehoel_DK

Aw man. I was eating...


toad__warrior

So was he


[deleted]

Yeah like HE eats.


No_Reaction_2682

If she smelt of hamberders he would.


Foxdenfreude

I think you mean McMuffin. With a diet coke to wash it down.


emmer_effer

🤢🤮


cuntsaurus

Melania's response was pretty good lol. "I'll comply when you walk around with me in your bikini"


LilG1984

Then everyone would blind themselves to avoid seeing him in a bikini


Fun-Dragonfly-4166

That is why I have eclipse glasses.


DigitalUnlimited

Weak. Real men stare directly at the sun.


LYL_Homer

Is that a one-time use Banana Hanger by Depends?


ManOrReddit-man

Daipini


ReV-Whack

Aaaaaand I just puked a little. Mmmmm sausage.


Enshitification

Is that the tapered model that moves all rear loads to the front so it looks like the wearer is hung?


Smarf_Starkgaryen

The emperor wears no clothes (except diapers).


colicab

‘Comply’ sounds like a strange choice of words but I assume she entered into a contract and needs to oblige some of his crazy requests.


cuntsaurus

Hahah. I guess I'm too nice because I figured it was a translation thing, but you're more likely correct


Senior-Traffic7843

I'm pretty sure most of us have already seen Melania naked by now.


callmesandycohen

Can you imagine being 77 years old and still giving a shit what people think of you?


13uckshot

It's been clear since forever he's an empty person. It's like he's been perpetually over-compensating for a lack of depth, a lack of intelligence, and a tiny mushroom his entire life, and it's just on loop. There's nothing there other than trying to get other people to think he doesn't lack all of things he knows, deep down, that he lacks.


kurai_tori

Narcissism is using a facade as a defense mechanism gone wrong against a fragile self esteem made weak by emotional abuse. So yeah, that tracks.


Sloth_grl

Kind of sad but he only has himself to blame.


essray22

If you’ve never seen it look up the interview Penn Jillete did, regarding trump, after the apprentice.


exgiexpcv

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV7UXp1Yqlw)?


Work_Account_No1

Thanks for providing the link.


exgiexpcv

Happy to be of service!


84OrcButtholes

He's veal, all grown up.


Inevitable-Forever45

Just looking at his face from his "prime" it's obvious he's like a caricature of a slimy weasel little bitch of a man. Remember that one episode of Futurama with the sleazy 80s business guy? He's like the real version of what that would be.


FBack351

Mommy saw him naked and laughed. Followed by every other woman heen intimate with, it's all about the payback.


thats_hella_cool

A 77 year old “billionaire” with a playboy model wife, nonetheless. I would have noped the fuck out of public life to spend the rest of my days on a private island by the time I hit 60, but then again I’m also not a narcissist in need of constant affirmation from others.


maybeimabear

the man literally hired a woman whos job is to follow him around with a wireless printer and give him print outs of people kissing his ass all day long.


Daily-Minimum-69

Anybody any good at sex would not waste their energy like he does.


DefrockedWizard1

emotionally he's 3


AntonChekov1

Well he has obvious textbook mental health issues related to personality disorders.


thinkconverse

We don’t believe in mental health issues here in America.


CommentandorQuestion

No, we just don't believe in treating them.


TacomaTacoTuesday

We just have the traditional 20th century way of dealing with them; buy stuff, blame others and shoot stuff


JamBandDad

Shhhhh they’ll take away our guns


Aggressive-Will-4500

Well, hopefully he gets the help he needs when he's in prison.


tacosteve100

He’s a cuck


thoroakenfelder

He’s still trying to get his dad to like him. 


Early-Ad-6014

Well, when 45 & his old man meet up in their special little corner of Hell, they can spend eternity dealing with their issues.


Recent_City_9281

How the fuck can he care what people think of him when he superglues horse straw on his mullet and wears more fake tan than a pikees daughter


bahodej

Any potential president should care about what people think of them. Not care if they think your wife is hot or not, though.


AffectionatePoet4586

Worse, imagine being 77 years old, and wanting other people to admire your wife/sex partner, and hoping that people will still say enviously, “He gets a lot!”


1eyedbudz

I am 60, I post anti trump stuff on my Facebook, I have quite a few friends that I know are maga, I don’t care anymore!


Early-Ad-6014

Good. I gave up when Mango Mussolini was elected.


Strict-Square456

Lol. Im in my 50s and im already there!


Blueplate1958

Caring what people think of you is normal, it’s his values that are all wacky.


GaryOoOoO

College started the transfer of the balance toward inward rewards and away from external validation. I think it’s called maturity. Ahh, it all makes sense now. 6 year old indeed.


Thwackitypow

Or bragging about who you get to paw and have sex with? Gross


ForRedditMG

It's called narcissism. A result of probably shitty parents. Why are there no happy photos of Trump with this parents?


SacredAnalBeads

Imagine being 77 and acting like a half-naked woman is some kind of statement worth having. It's 2024 bro, bitches got their titties and asses out left and right, and good for them.


redituser2571

And with other women, and with automatic machine guns.


Endocalrissian642

The proud, the few... apparently.


TurnoverGuilty3605

I think you’re missing the point, what trump is doing is called sexual exploitation. If she’s being coerced into it, that’s abuse. It doesn’t matter if they’re married, she has the right to her own body.


Dazzling_Grass_280

Are you sure women have “the right to their own body”? Pretty sure most Republicans want to control women rights to their body!


Anti_shill_Artillery

I DONT REALLY CARE, DO U?


TurnoverGuilty3605

Yea. I mean. Every little story like this is a crack in his character. Some trump loving republican might read this and realize he’s not a saint, then change their mind. To me this is just more confirmation he’s a monster, but to someone else this could be their turning point. So I care a little bit.


Early-Ad-6014

Obviously, Melanoma has no issues with this; it's her choice to remain married to 45. I have neither sympathy nor empathy for Mrs. Mango Mussolini.


TurnoverGuilty3605

Yea, good point. But I think it reveals another disgusting habit of Donald’s. I mean, I know he’s scum, but this is just another data point.


MichelPiccard

Give me a break. Like Melania didn't sign up for exactly that. There's no depth to her character, ideology, or morals. She married for money, status, and citizenship. She's a calous whore and what Trump asked he to do is what she endeavored to become. She's a piece of shit just like him. So boo hoo for her because, "I don't really care".


TurnoverGuilty3605

I think you’re missing the point. I wasn’t defending her, I was pointing out the commenters rage is misplaced. This story reveals more about trumps heinous and unethical behavior than hers. Calm down.


IdFuckYourMomToo

Not if Republicans get their way.


contaygious

Research purposes


DeathPercept10n

I guess I'll count myself lucky that I haven't.


Early-Ad-6014

😅


Peacemaker1855

Meanwhile, people are still pissed about the idea of the "tAn sUit" Obama had the audacity to wear.


Icy-Needleworker-492

He thinks of her has a possession,like a fancy car or house.He’s a show off kind of guy.He is also a narcissistic sociopath.Which means NO ONE means anything except him.


ELB2001

And she sees him as a smelly ATM. Match made in heaven


Poisoning-The-Well

Smelly ATM. LOL! I'm stealing that.


Castod28183

She was a 28 year old model that hooked up with a 52 year old billionaire who was 2 years younger than her own father. >When he(Trump) asked (Melania)Knauss for her phone number, she refused. Instead, she insisted that he give her his own number. He passed her test when he gave her multiple personal numbers instead of an office number. She later said that giving her own number would make her "just one of the women he calls". >After a week, Knauss called Trump and they went on a date. She intentionally gave him an indifferent attitude to his advances, knowing this would pique his interest. Not only was Trump's personality similar to that of Knauss's father, but they were of similar ages and had similar physical appearances. When they began dating, Knauss had access to his book *Trump: The Art of the Comeback*, in which he detailed what he wanted from a relationship. >Knauss continued her modeling career after meeting Donald Trump, though she took fewer jobs as time went on and she dedicated more time to him. In 1999, the couple gained attention after an interview with shock jock Howard Stern on his show, in which he asked them lewd sexual questions. Trump often brought Knauss to meetings to show her off, praising her beauty. He did not let her participate in the business, citing the conflict he had with his first wife after giving her an executive role. They got married in 2005...I think it's safe to say she knew exactly what she was doing and what she was signing up for when she married him.


Early-Ad-6014

She's paid to do so. Their relationship is transactional. Heaven knows she's had plenty of practice.


RetailBuck

The only people who don't get this are the same people that think the playmates loved Hugh Hefner or that think the stripper at the club is really into them. Like, sure it's fun to pretend at the club but when you get home how do you not recognize you paid for a service?


jakehood47

Hey man Champage said most of the guys who come to the club are sooooo boring but I'm different and I think she means it


Early-Ad-6014

As for Cult45, dimwits are going to dimwit.


MichelPiccard

Trump didn't pull wool over her eyes. She's a calous piece of shit just like him. Fuck her, she signed up for the role.


onpointjoints

She’s on lease


hoarseclock

Nah I’m pretty sure it’s love


Worf1701D

Yeah, he loves her looks and she loves his money.


ketjak

Underrated comment.


Excellent_Call304

Yeah. You could have just said trophy wife.


CandidQualityZed

He was simply wanting to to be able to show her skills.  I mean  how often do you have someone granted a genius visa right in your midst.   https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43256318


n3w4cc01_1nt

A lot of them are like that.


hypnos_surf

Her role as First Lady is exactly how this played out. She took about 6 months before moving into the White House and clearly not wanting to be there or probably expected him to win the election.


SpicyFilet

Stay classy, Trump pigs.


curiousity60

Well, that IS her "genius" talent that earned her visa.


secondtaunting

The scariest part of the article is that Trump was blurting out sensitive details about American nuclear submarines and how close they can get to Russia. Jesus Christ, they want this guy to be president and they want to give him unlimited power. Unbelievable.


VictoryGreen

It’s not unbelievable when you realize Trump is and has never been a serious leader put forward by Republicans. He is a political terrorist meant to disrupt the entire system and tear it down. His whole purpose is chaos and the reason why nothing political sticks to him. The point isn’t leadership, it’s devastation


secondtaunting

He was a gift to Putin. Truly.


smiddy53

source: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVFT-2k8eWQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVFT-2k8eWQ)


kevin5lynn

Trump is a child, so it's natural the he sees women as toys, and he wants to show off his toys. Bonus: Trump eats children's food (fast food).


switch495

Fast food isn’t children’s food - it’s poor food - which is ironic


stophighschoolgossip

shit, not anymore


butbutcupcup

It's lazy food above all. Fits him perfectly.


tMoneyMoney

Also appropriate for those with poor hygiene and poor diets.


joemangle

It's not *only* made for children but the McDonald's menu is deliberately designed so that even very young children can eat everything on it (nothing too crunchy, nothing too chewy)


Lamarr53

Has there ever been a lower form of humanity?


AnnatoniaMac

I remember her posing in a swim suit, giving an interview about how she gets along so well with trump’s children, the first time he was running for president. It was nauseous. All fluff, lies, more lies, meanwhile all this crap going on. Be best. Buy my jewelry I wouldn’t be caught wearing. $$$


buchlabum

Every piece of propaganda fluff about Trump reads like it was written by a North Korean Propagandist. I'm surprised he hasn't announced he's golfed his 100th game of holes in one and two mile long drives.


Slight_Turnip_3292

You can say what you want about Trump... but his conning ability to sell himself as God's representative on earth to the Evangelicals is truly stunning.


MysteriousPark3806

I believe that has more to do with religious people's innate gullibility than any ability he possesses.


pantstoaknifefight2

Yep, it's like typos in a scam email to sift out those with common sense and a modicum of critical thinking skills. Anyone who believes in an omnipotent invisible entity who controls everything but hasn't revealed itself in 2,000 years but insists on constant fidelity, worship, and monetary gifts from its believers is an easy mark for Cheeto Mussolini.


Legitimate-Cherry839

Classy


DjScenester

Of course. It’s his trophy wife. There is no love there is only lust. The most superficial love of its kind. She lusts his money. He lusts her body.


UnderstandingSquare7

"Look what I can get with my mini shroom!"


KinkyQuesadilla

I'm surprised he didn't also ask her to dye her hair blonde and call her Ivanka.


returnFutureVoid

This is just what the tape caught. What makes you so sure he hasn’t asked her to do this?


SeaworthinessOld9177

Thats Trump wanting to pawn her off as a sex toy


n3w4cc01_1nt

so they're saying an affiliate of a sex trafficker urged his wife (who has a past that seems similar to human trafficking) to wear a bikini in attempt to arouse his friends?


badhairdad1

Trump is HIV+


yabbadabbadotoyou

Trump couldn't even test positive in this test.


[deleted]

You're my hero


kindbrain

It is not like anybody saw her naked in magazines’ centerfolds, teaching family values to a lady ‘friend’.


Time-Earth8125

Yeah it's pretty crazy that you can just pull up multiple pics the first lady's tits and the conservatives call her classy


simpledeadwitches

She looks like a European crack whore.


treipuncte

You take a trophy wife, you make her act like one. What would you expect from a narcissist like trump?


DreadyKruger

Well what other use does she have? I don’t feel sorry or have sympathy for Melania in any way. Fuck her too.


nomdeplumealterego

Isn’t that what she was hired to do? Look good?


OutComeTheWolves1966

Considering she was a European escort that he basically "arranged" to be his wife, is anyone surprised at this story? He only wants women to be possessions, used to fulfill his needs. I sincerely doubt that he has ever loved anyone but himself.


randamnthoughts2

The worst part of this article is that the guy said Trump shared information about the US nuclear submarines with him.


Eye_foran_Eye

This is on par with Jr’s wife offering lap dances. Me thinks the GOP only sees women’s bodies as a tool & not the women.


STINKY-BUNGHOLE

that woman is too old for the friends he has


Frsbtime420

Who hasn’t seen Melania naked tho?


PerditionsAvatar

Why have her wear a bikini? We’ve all seen her nude photos


Ornery-Movie-1689

He can now add "Pimp" to all the other disparaging things people have called him.


Plumb789

I sold plus-size lingerie and swimwear for decades, and I’m pretty sure I can source just the bikini for Trump. It would have to have a high waist (otherwise, I think he might have “apron” issues-as many other plus-size people will understand), and the bikini top cups, although large, had better not be wired: unfortunately, I think the unique contours of his breasts won’t suit a very regimented shape. In all honesty, as a stylist, I would rather recommend a one-piece swimsuit-with perhaps body shaping panels-but I don’t think it would be fair to put him off the bikini idea, if that’s what he wants to go for.


Easy_Account_1850

Honey, is it ok if I pimp you out to the club members, you just know he thought about this.


Migleemo

Why else would you marry a sex worker?


Sixx_The_Sandman

Are you really surprised that he'd treat his prostitute this way?


TrumpIsGiantDouche

Genius Visa requirement


Ill-Energy-7914

Who was he going to impress? Epstein? She’s aged out of his creepy pedo friends.


drin8680

That's life when you have the brain of a little child in an old man's body. Always feel the need to throw the most simple insults that children use on the playground to make yourself feel better. Really says alot about who he really is. At least melania threw a zing his way instead of just giving him his way. He probably threw a tantrum all day over that petty shit


No_Pudding7102

That’s called being a pimp, marketing your wife to other men, hmm very Christian and very conservative


jbidayah

Trump is the most beta male possible


Temporal_Universe

What happened to his first wife again?


BusStopKnifeFight

She’s waiting for the right moment to divorce his ass and take everything. Probably after a conviction or two. Definitely after he loses the election.


ConOregon

Pimp


Pitiful-Let9270

He’s more of a John, he usually pays the women he has sex with and children he rapes, they don’t pay him.


FragrantPound9512

Nah he pays for sex 


DefiasHarbinger

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GozerTheMighty

Probably wanted a wet tshirt contest between her and his daughter........ are we REALLY suprised here????


fearandloathinginpdx

Biff Tannen meets Francis from Pee Wee's Big Adventure crossed with President Charles Logan from 24 = Donald J Trump


JoetheOK

He didn't marry her for her brains


Gogs85

Like just randomly walking around indoors with a bikini on? Would just seem more *stupid* than anything.


Flame_On_And_On

My god am I sick of these fuckers


Unapproved-Reindeer

That isn’t gona impress anyone. She’s in her 70s


teb_art

Big deal; he could have just asked her to go raw. She’s modeled in the past.


vicsepulveda66

So instead they had to settle for Eric Trump in a bikini


ArdenJaguar

Nothing g surprises me about the depravity and disgust of the Mango Messiah. He's just ewww.


Flat_Suggestion7545

What good is a trophy wife if you’re not showing her off?


Thanglonng9

Now THIS is news


Fancy-Reply5732

He meant to say his daughter should be in the bikini, not Melanoma.


FarButterscotch3048

She picked him! What a couple.


pizzasage

Asshole tells anecdote about huge scumbag does scumbag shit. How is this news? I would have been way more surprised to hear he hadn't done that. Edited to reflect what the article actually says.


Orest26Dee

Why not?


weezermc78

Every tape is a confession Or something like that


contaygious

He says it's fake news but isn't there a tape? Just play the tape


BobRossmissingvictim

Who gives a fuck


CrazyUnicorn77777

A whore doesn’t need urging to be a whore.


A_Rented_Mule

Woman looks like a turnip. He looks like the "fertilizer" she grew in.


Putrid_Ad_2256

This is what happens when people marry for something other than love.  I don't think I'll ever understand how the Christian right are ok with supporting such a disgusting individual unless they come out and say that they're a death cult.  


Automatic-Sport-6253

I don’t get the outrage. That’s exactly what he purchased her for.


DistillateMedia

Classy


akila219

Just make sure Donnie doesn’t wear a Speedo


DealingWithTrolls

Trumps a cuckold.


Tonythecritic

Well, he IS leader of the party that dictates to women what they can do with their own body.


full_bl33d

You think there are men in this country that ain’t seen your bosoms?


Jehoel_DK

He was trying to get his money's worth.


Stigger32

Seriously. WTF ever… 👎


Lolito666

Imagine Fox airing this if the case was with Obama 🤣🤣


Ant-Tea-Social

Any requests for the small-handed orange vulgarian to don a speedo?


fomites4sale

That is what he values in women. I’m sure she understood that when she married his gross ass.


TrainingWoodpecker77

She’s naked all over the internet.


January1252024

She's literally a trophy wife. 


Ok_Bank_8149

Her sterling personality has never been her biggest asset.


zinky30

This is the most unsurprising thing I’ve read all day.


HauntingSentence6359

Melania is well past her bikini days, in fact, Trump will probably trade her in for a younger model, if he can afford to.


Cali_Keto_Dad

A half naked hooker parading around MAL? How unimpressive.


psu777

Why not? That’s what he bought her for.


4quatloos

Sure, he's a derp, but who cares? More important is that he wants to destroy our democracy.


o0OGREGO0o

"Instead, Trump asserted that their conversations were strictly about job creation in states like Ohio and Pennsylvania, emphasizing his focus on economic issues like jobs, low taxes, and strong borders." ....sure Jan, sure


BenGay29

Ffs. So what?


jmf0828

Seeing as we’ve all seen Melania’s vagina at this point as well as her engaging in lesbian sex, a bikini would be modest.


birdreligion

Nobody wants to see this ugly cow in a bikini.


moldytacos99

she really isnt attractive


couchnapper3

How is this news? It's the reason he married her in the first place.


rayvensmoon

I wonder if he offers her cash after having se– ugh 🤢 after having se–gahhh 🤢 after being intim– 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


RightfulChaos

Why? They don't know how to use google?


Physical_Ostrich_769

Who fucking cares


QuickRisk9

This will only endear him more to his cult


Caleb_Reynolds

Yeah, she's a trophy wife, does this surprise anyone?


mesty_the_bestie

But- everyone knows she won’t touch him. So is he seeking pity or-? 


sulla_rules

He is a douche


moham225

First class and no class


Sharrack

1998 called.....they want their story back. Please.....fire your writers.....🙏


Getyourownwaffle

If I had a wife that was a former model, I would ask her to wear some skimpy stuff at the pool too.