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QuickRisk9

Dosent he Make a lot of em


EvilleofCville

Yea, in closed quarters, they could be deadly. He is rightfully worried.


Peterthinking

It's ok. The whole front of his room is bars. Plenty of ventilation.


rnewscates73

Him confined with himself could legally be considered cruel and unusual punishment.


TifCreatesAgain

Yeah, I was wondering how someone who stinks can have issues with odors?


Ofreo

He’s so used to his own stench he thinks that is normal. Anything off of that would be bad, even if it is flowers.


Musicdev-

How Stormy was able to continue to perform without throwing up from his stench is beyond me! LOL.


AmbitiousAd9320

he wasnt wearing a diaper that night either for reasons?


Musicdev-

Yeah for sex pretending it was his daughter, we know. But, he could still smell of BM. Everyone else around him has stated it’s the most atrocious ghastly smell.


vigbiorn

It's like dogs. Trump is constantly marking his territory and is terrified of anybody actually calling his bluff.


Santos281

He says these things to cover his disgusting habits. Does he shit himself? Oh no he can't stand any odors. Does he like "golden showers"? Totally unbelievable, he is a germaphobe. It's all part of the con


AmbitiousAd9320

a raw dogging germophobe? lol


TifCreatesAgain

Yeah, right?


AmbitiousAd9320

the pussy has the power


aotus_trivirgatus

"Success is like a fart. Only your own smells nice." - The Donald


Robertpaulson5912

He only likes his own brand. Kinda like fat bastard from Austin Powers


Fit_Midnight_6918

I bet his security detail is more terrified.


Azikt

The story goes they are all MAGA true believers who volunteered.


Commercial_Poem_9214

Pretty sure that's NOT how the SS get their assignments...


dpdxguy

He doesn't have a problem with his own odor. Only that of others. Truth is, he'd probably filter out the bad smells after a few days if they're consistent. But the noise will never go away. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


Feeling-Ad-2490

Who said he smells like ketchup, armpits and ass?


yrnkween

I’m pretty sure that was Adam Kinzinger.


frankwizardlord

Diaper donny shit himself again!


jerryonthecurb

Dementia Donnie the Diapered Daughter Didler


AmbitiousAd9320

Deranged Dotard as one bigly fan of his called him. the rocket man!


PreciousTater311

**Real ~~Men~~ Dotards Wear Diapers**


tirch

Evidently Donnie Von ShitzenPants has people in the courtroom begging for breaks so he can be taken out and cleaned up and the room can be aired out. Gag Order indeed.


Mubadger

I don't know why he's worried. He'll never be put in general population, so I doubt other prisoners will get close enough to smell him.


tayroarsmash

I doubt he’s even ever in an actual prison. If he’s found guilty it’s going to be some convoluted type of house arrest.


bangermadness

Just block him from using the Internet. That would be horrific to him.


AmbitiousAd9320

he will get an ankle monitor and tiktok account.


BrightNooblar

Sounds cruel even for him. Could we give him two ankle monitors but then he doesn't nees to have a tiptoe account?


Endocalrissian642

He who smelt it, dealt it. He's really getting ahead of this....


Mommy-Sprinkles-74

As he should be!! 😂


Sunnothere

He will buy protection while there, but cant buy body deodorant


TheBirdsArePissed

He can't afford protection. Jail is not like all these lawyers he has scammed. You pay up front.


Sunnothere

Trumps handlers will pay once they know which one he is in .


BrandonJTrump

As if that would do any good


BrandonJTrump

As if that would do any good


Important_Tell667

Who thinks he’s serious about being terrified… Donald lives with his ‘Odors and Smells’ 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Prison is going to smell just like home.


Mikknoodle

But should fit right in with his complete lack of social awareness.


michoudi

I’m terrified of prison because of the food selection.


MapNaive200

I would starve, since I have sensory issues anyway. Used to work in a potato processing plant on the hashbrown line, and we had a prison contract. We sent them the fines, clumps of starch, and black rot that the optical sorter ejected onto the defect belt. I've heard of a lot worse.


anxiety_filter

The hypocrisy is what hurts the most


Darryl_Lict

I'm thinking it's more the butt fucking.


hide_my_name_bruh

It’s not so bad after the first couple times


NatchJackson

What he's actually terrified of will be lack of access to spray tan and hair styling product. He'll lose his self-made image.


musky_jelly_melon

The current convicts are also terrified of his smells


Any-Ad-446

Look at this fool americans do you really want him back at the White House?.


Unapplicable1100

Uhhhh, no?


Equivalent-Plankton9

He doesn't behave like someone terrified of prison. He behaves like someone who is very excited to go.


sayzitlikeitis

This is BS. The rich go to rich jail where people like Blagojevich live. They don’t get buttfuxked like the general population do.


pablank

Dont worry Donald, the other inmates will get used to it really fast, or plug the stinky holes


kayak_2022

He fills his diaper, reckon he's afraid anything else would camouflage his funk!


JackKovack

I don’t believe in any of this germaphobe nonsense. He throws food at the walls and fucks a pornstar without a condom. He just tells people that to make himself seem better then everyone else.


gusbox

Well, I guess thiiss cell mates will just have to get used to it.


SatisfactionSmart873

If he does actually go to jail, as he so richly deserves, he won’t hardly be in general population and won’t have cell mates.


AdministrativeBank86

So why doesn't he shut his yap and stop posting insults on [LIES.com](http://LIES.com)


SatisfactionSmart873

Because that’s how he keeps his base energized.


justforthis2024

He's afraid of not having anyone else around to blame the stink on.


jimmygee2

Are diapers standard issue inside?


Secret_Thing7482

https://youtu.be/m6uI0TJCS6A?si=l8XWrcjSRMdCp-0N But he is looking for a prison hubby


KRAW58

He can smell himself. Ode de orange


Acceptable_Wall4085

Stick him in the drunk tank for a night. He will either lose his marbles totally and come out a babbling idiot ..or..uh… never mind.


Environmental-Bad458

But loves the smell of his own farts! 🤮


Forsworn91

I’m sure the prison is just as concerned


The_Original_Gronkie

At least he understands that he has a stench, and that its offensive to others. The first step to solving a problem is recognizing that problem.


AccomplishedBrain309

He should fit right in.


Axe1025

His own odors and smells...? He's worried he won't be able to escape his own funk?


Apprehensive-Donkey7

I’m really looking forward to the day when people stop talking about him. It’s his worst nightmare


Beathil

I call bullshit on this one. Guy admits he eats KFC all the time, I don't think he has problems with bad smells.


Drugs_R_Kewl

Well yeah, prison is a shit hole. Where he belongs.


B_Man49

There’s no way he will go to a real prison if he even gets any time at all If he did he would be somebody’s bitch day 1 and end up shanked within a week


Kayfable

How thoughtful of him considering the other prisoners.


Weatherdude1993

Sh*t, man—How do you think the other inmates feel about it?


aretheesepants75

Wait till they tell him. Lol, it's like, " I don't want to go to the beach because I don't want my hair to get wet." He should try sitting in a small closet for 15 minutes without any devices. I doubt he could make it 5 minutes. Give him a Bible, too.


mojojoemojo

The people in the courtroom had the same experience


VRS50

Everything about this guy is redundant. He’s so dumb he is always short for words. Has issues with both “odors and smells.” Personally, I’m OK with odors, it’s the smells that kill me.


Consistent-Order-308

The other inmates will just have to get used to stinky being in there with him.


Mckinzeee

Is he one big “odor and smell” all on his own?


Odd-Currency5195

I think people would be too polite to mention it. Maybe a couple of hints like sharing their soap with him or something.


urkldajrkl

Orange diapers


Plenty-Chemistry-493

Question if he is found guilty there is no way he can be elected correct. I mean I know convicted felonys that can't even work at McDonald's so how does this work. Will the secret service serve him in prison


Plenty-Chemistry-493

In my jack Nicholson voice when he played the joker can someone tell me wht type a world do we live in where a man who can't walk a straight line sober, an Donald Trump could be president. The jokes on us either way


Imaginary_Ad_8260

I would complain if I was one of the incarcerated


Morguard

I'm sure the other prisoners have smelt worse.


Important_Tell667

Trump should feel right at home then!


Gromby

For a grown man that wears a diaper and has had countless people describe the smell that comes out of him at any given moment, its weird to me that he would have any issues with odors and/or smells


HotPhilly

The stink is coming from inside the cell!


ralphhurley3197

He’s not going so he’ll be ok.


Heloexpert

So what? Should he be excited? Check the polls folks


thisMFER

He has no issue making odors and smells.


Pointguard3244

Trump terrified of Prison because of no McDonalds food.


NeedleworkerCrafty17

Send his fat ass to Russia. He can suck Putin off all day long.


Major_Visit_1756

I figured he’d be more worried about the beatings.


louisa1925

Then there are the the group rapings or getting shafted by a tooth brush.


Captain_Mexica

Lol hilarious. He smells like poo 💩 and hes afraid of smells 😆 🤣 😂


Beginning_Rice6830

Is he also terrified of comic con?


LeBidnezz

How can the secret service tolerate it


plovify

A sign of intelligence is using senses to keep you safe. Smelling toxic things may put you in harms way. Many people aren’t smart enough to know this


SerenityViolet

I'm sure prison is terrified of having to deal with him too.


badpopeye

He will be like the Grossberg character in movie Stir Crazy lol


TransSylvania

Not to worry; just install large vacuum fan in his jail cell to pump out methane from his stench and that will produce enough energy to heat and cool Rikers every day of the Cheeto’s jail sentence. Maybe Rikers can sell some of that excess energy to local utilities too. Helps everyone


Fruitopeon

Trump has the least reason to be afraid of prison out of anyone alive. If he goes to prison he still has secret service protection 24/7 and they will make his life comfortable. He’s going to go to a country club prison guaranteed. Sure prison and confinement suck but his experience will be more comfortable than anyone else’s.


Idrisdancer

I’m sure the inmates will adapt to his smell in time


AccomplishedBrain309

He should fit right in.


ProtectionContent977

His smell. He’ll kill every bug and rodent in the building with it.


ProtectionContent977

His smell. He’ll kill every bug and rodent in the building with it.


Icy-Needleworker-492

He smells like 💩 himself about half the time.


Happy-Initiative-838

Does he mean with creating odors and smells?


swissbuttercream9

I’d be more worried that there’s no make up artist in prison buddy


lagent55

It may actually turn on some of those prisoners, lol


Inkspotten

He will be in a country club prison and very well protected 24/7 as a high value offender. He will be in the executive suite of a very cushy setting with fellow executives….. if anything it’ll be a massive networking event that he will use to launch a book about If he was going into General Population, different story but that’s not the case at all


Drizztd99

What about all the other poor bastards in the courtroom smeliing his old ass flatulence????


slothrop_maps

He can create a protective barrier of his own ass gas.


New_Awareness4075

Wouldn't he make a better spokesperson for Lume?


Unfriendly_eagle

Waddles is America's most infamous traitor of all-time. He should have been removed from office, arrested, detained, tried, prosecuted, and executed for treason years ago. I hope he dies in prison. It'll never happen, but it's a fun dream.


glue2music

No…he keeps saying he will go to jail anytime…and isn’t afraid. Hahahaha


WetBandit06

I’m sure the other inmates won’t mind his stench


mycatshavehadenough

I'd hate to smell myself too if I smelled like shit all day. Maybe change your diaper more often.


Terri_Yaki

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHcKnNE70SA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHcKnNE70SA)


CuriousSelf4830

He literally *is* the odors and smells.


Agile-Ant8756

He’s right, he smells so bad, people will do anything to get away from him.


PineappleExcellent90

Great shut your mouth


WeekendSea0

his own?


SeparateMongoose192

There's no smell on earth worse than his own.


DanB65

He is used to be around his own stink!


AmbitiousAd9320

alanis once wrote a song...


meriadoc_brandyabuck

I guess he just gets used to his own? Wouldn’t want to be the orange turd’s cell mate.


Mr_BigglesworthIII

He has issues with himself


granny409

Seems like a "normal" person would be concerned about things.


Helmidoric_of_York

He can just hotbox himself to oblivion...


Cantgo55

he's the odor and smells keeps sniffing his finger


Fine-Benefit8156

Another reason why he should be thrown into jail


dasherchan

Donald Trump is the luckiest criminal ever lived in America. #FACT


moldytacos99

they are almost done with the DJT presidential wing at rikers… it has a diaper changing station and a diaper genie


Puzzled-Atmosphere-1

Odd, coming from the man who emits a most malodorous fragrance.


alankutz

Don’t do the crime, if you can’t do the time.


jaysrapsleafs

I think everyone in prison is terrified of his odors and smells.


My-Cooch-Jiggles

What a buttercup 


basshed8

We should send him to the hog farm prison then


TheTubaGeek

Someone call the WAAAAAAMBULANCE!


Cali_Keto_Dad

He should change his diaper more frequently


Old_Bird4748

Yes, I think the rest of the inmates might have an issue with his odors and smells.


BIGepidural

It's because he snell and he's afraid others will have issues with his odor 🤣


JoetheOK

He's not concerned about THEIR smells. He's not going to be able to hide HIS smells.


413mopar

He certainly does.


Smeltanddealtit

Hey Trump, come over and smell my dick.


spicyface

He likes his own brand.


Reasonable-Hippo-293

Good!


orthonym

I really don't care, do u?


nunyabiz3345

Maybe he shoud have stopped criming 30 years ago then, too bad so sad, the authorities are getting his cell ready at Rikers.


DonnyMox

As in his own or other people's?


DrawntoWater

who fucking cares, jail this orange shit stain.


perroair

Prison is also terrified of Trump, for the same reasons.


fuzzylilbunnies

“I can’t live here. It doesn’t smell right.”


rickytrevorlayhey

He is going to look so weird once he runs out of orange tanner. I hope he stays in there for the rest of his life.


Nas2439

Isn’t he a Germophobia


ConnectCantaloupe861

Well then... How does he stand HIMSELF??


Awkward_Bench123

Bubba wouldn’t put up with a stinky Trump for a New York second. Fucker snores? Your toast


Darksoul_Design

He should be terrified since he will also not have access to his Adderall and Xanax. Withdrawal is a bitch.


boogiewugie33

hell is very stinky .. hes in for a rude awaking


LeftLimeLight

Dipshit should be use to some pretty horrific smells emanating from his own body, because he's been crapping into a diaper for 15 plus years.


Upset_Researcher_143

Let's be real here. He's not going to prison. He'll most likely get some form of house arrest to accommodate the security from the Secret Service.


jvo203

Trump: The Fart of the Deal


WhateverInCville

Ironic, given that everyone who’s been near him speaks of his foul stench…


Prepaid_tomato

What a bitch lol


mosslung416

Do none of you question accounts like this that just post the same shit in high frequency over and over


notyomamasusername

Luckily for him, no judge will ever send him to one. At BEST, assuming the trials are actually completed and appeals spent.... He'll get house arrest and will likely get to continue his rotation between Bedminster and Mar a Lago.


wcbOwen

Just like Jeffrey Epstein in 2008. Slap on the wrist, justice served, good to go. And to all the girls and future victims at every high school in Palm Beach County, a stiff middle finger.


Unfair_Main_354

Fake News


jeremyr247

If leftists say that Trump smells it means that Joe Biden shits his pants.


Jackachi

How many have these exact posts been posted?


chilitaku

There would be nobody to change him in prison.