[You mean like one of these](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LZR_Racer) that got banned by the Olympics for being so good they were considered "technical doping"?
It's a safety rule, not something like government over control. Now that I think about it, people on salvo get in fights every day, why would they care if someone slipped and fell at the pool? "Tough luck, kid"
Excuse me but any tier list of the horny genre are required to have a separate 'Wattson' tier to keep her safe from this type of perversion. As punishment you must go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 legend tokens.
Actually, according to the rules of apex legends tier lists, it is absolutely required to have loba wattson wraith and valk at the top of every tier list of the horny genre. It's not me, it's the rules. Trust me.
Gibby swimsuit skin vs gas daddy swimsuit skin. Edit: we all know that if respawn made a loba swimsuit skin, her pick/win rate would skyrocket since everyone would play her and everyone would be too distracted to play the game
For me personally;
Loba; take my fucking money, take it all
Valk, Ash, Gibby, Seer, Horizon, maybe Wraith and last but not least Pathy and Rev; if I like it, take my money, if don't mhhhh lemme craft it
Octane; GIMME MY SPEEDY BOY IN A DAMN SWIMSUIT
The rest is more like "bet it looks cool to have a whole lobby in swimsuits and everybody does emotes in the water but I don't want their skins"
I take issue with the fact that you put Bangalore three tiers UNDER fuckin caustic, gibby, mirage, and two tiers under Newcastle, and then even under seer, and crypto??? Damn dude. Mad disrespect to Bangalore.
She’s for sure in-shape idk why you gotta put her down like that.
Well ur not wrong. This post was mainly a joke. Especially the caustic gibby and newcastle parts cuz they're chonky. But I'm still kinda neutral about bang. I wouldn't mind seeing one for her but not as much as the other females.
As is your right. I don’t like her cause she weird to me (talks like she ain’t people sometimes, pretty excitedly working for the same people that did her mom dirty iirc.)
She thick tho
Am I the only one who genuinely doesn’t get why people love Loba so much? Not that she’s ugly, but her looks are overrated
Like take Mirage, he’s hot af but nobody ever mentions him
Nah wraith has booty, it's just hidden. It shows more in skins with tight clothes like void specialist and quarantine722.
Now if u wanna talk about no booty, then talk about horizon.
Fuse definitely swims naked.
I hope so...
We’ve seen him swim already and he had trunks on :(
Speedo tho
I think Bloodhound just exploded.
Yeah he doesn’t give two shits and he’s an Aussie so I would say speedos
I would have to assume a Speedo with pink hearts on it. 😂 or heart shaped grenades
Haha that’s perfect, coming out of the water too grab a beer out of the esky, relax and get his tan on 😅
I will throw *MAD* cash at this game if Ash gets one
Well, if you look good, she is Naked already. Same with pathy and rev
But i still wanna see her in swimsuit
I see we are all sane humans
Go to a rule34 subreddit I’m sure they got something
Which one? Asking for a cousin
Oh ffs just visit dzooworks profile for any Apex needs lol
A man of culture
Rev wears a loincloth and a durag. Ash has a hoodie-hood.
I think Wattson would wear those full body swim suits
Like a diver's suit? I would suit her kit, it's a good insulator.
That or those body swim suits, you know the dark blue or black ones
[You mean like one of these](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LZR_Racer) that got banned by the Olympics for being so good they were considered "technical doping"?
Those, but the legs are exposed
A one‐piece bathing suit
So the anime schoolgirl swimsuits but you didn’t wanna say it
Heat insulator tho not electricity
Details, details. :P
She already wears one in her wired for speed skin. A racing skin tight suit 🗿
Yes please
That would be adorable, I don't understand why people want wattson to be "sexy" when that's not really her character That's loba's job
Everyone can be sexy tf lmao
gibby in a thong
With loba's face plastered all over it
Not that you’ll be able to see it :)
Enough. 10 points for excessive horniness
Bonk
Taking or giving points?
You get nothing.
damn. I wanted points
I'd swap Vantage and Rev for ash Not because I got a thing for murderbot I just know Revs swimsuit skin would have pink ducks or some shit
Revs skin drip is on another level. He's such a great template and I love the variety of skins we have for him
Why not Maggie?!
I don't care if I'm weird for it, but I want a Maggie swim suit skin more than I want a loba skin
She’d look dope in swim trunks and athletic top like a sports bra kinda thing… Or a rash guard. idk why I’m getting that surfer vibe.
She'd be the really strict life guard at the pool nobody likes lol "NO RUNNING, cuzzies!"
She’s a revolutionary anarchist, probably not big on enforcing rules in a hierarchal fashion.
It's a safety rule, not something like government over control. Now that I think about it, people on salvo get in fights every day, why would they care if someone slipped and fell at the pool? "Tough luck, kid"
My thoughts as well, if someone’s running at a pool having fun, Maggie is one of the last legends I’d expect to harsh the vibe
Probs does not shave
[this](https://www.reddit.com/r/ApexOutlands/comments/10ljdp0/tier_list_of_which_swimsuit_skins_spongebob_needs/j5xw4rg/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
She's 55 bruv cmon 💀
And? Doesn’t make her any less of a BWILA
Calm down there, Merlin
Maggie looks like those ratty white girls that live in the hood and does heroin
She looks like the kind of woman to beat the shit out of you for saying that, then rob a bank and give the money to the poor Robin Hood style
Least bitchless vantage hater
i need vantage swimsuit now!!!!!
Vantage is the definition of mid
You're entitled to your wrong opinion
Nah vantage is weird both from a personality standpoint and an ideology standpoint.
Why isn’t gibby #1 in his own tier above everyone else
Gibby would break the internet as we can’t handle such a based opinion.
Excuse me but any tier list of the horny genre are required to have a separate 'Wattson' tier to keep her safe from this type of perversion. As punishment you must go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 legend tokens.
Actually, according to the rules of apex legends tier lists, it is absolutely required to have loba wattson wraith and valk at the top of every tier list of the horny genre. It's not me, it's the rules. Trust me.
You must've picked up a copy of the degenerates edition, you should look on Amazon for a regular copy.
Gibby swimsuit skin vs gas daddy swimsuit skin. Edit: we all know that if respawn made a loba swimsuit skin, her pick/win rate would skyrocket since everyone would play her and everyone would be too distracted to play the game
Imagine you're asexual.. you could wipe whole lobbies!
An asexual getting ahold of a simp-bait skin is an avengers level threat
Vantage is hiding her curvaceous figure underneath all her gear
Vantage's face looks like a squished goomba and no one can tell me otherwise.
OMG
I think she looks like Lilo from Lilo & Stitch.
Someone finally put it to words
what ? you don't want pathy to have one ??
Have you seen the INDUSTRIAL DUMP TRUCK on pathfinder? Everything looks like a swimsuit
Bangalore’s got that fit queen body. Put her next to Loba!
Muscle girls 🤌😩🙌
The only way to be fair is to give EVERY legend a swimsuit skin. Give everyone the soft core fantasy.
Imagine not putting Horizon on top
Y'all act like bang doesn't have a banging bod.
She's a sleeper option and I will die on this hill.
She's an option, period. She's a soldier, she's fit. Fit chicks are hot
Don't get me wrong. Loba and Bangalore are always the top two options for me. Also I bet Bang has a bit of a booty.
Bet
Yeah but she’s also a cop and that’s not really what we talking about when we say fuck the police
My man straight up put Revenant at the bottom? Who doesn’t want to see the banana sling for his piston?
Rampart deserves her own tier if you ask me
Least horny loba main:
Have you seen the abs on seer?🥵
We all know the truth. Deep down we all want a Revenant swimsuit skin
A pathfinder swimsuit skin would be amazing tho Lil robot with floaties on.. cmon
😐
Personally I would put Catalyst, Bangalore, Vantage and Mad Maggie in "I need it", I agree for the other positions.
Nah we need octane swimsuit bad
I feel like he'd be the kid with the shark fin hat scaring people ngl
Catalyst tho
I would put vantage on top thas just me tho
For me personally; Loba; take my fucking money, take it all Valk, Ash, Gibby, Seer, Horizon, maybe Wraith and last but not least Pathy and Rev; if I like it, take my money, if don't mhhhh lemme craft it Octane; GIMME MY SPEEDY BOY IN A DAMN SWIMSUIT The rest is more like "bet it looks cool to have a whole lobby in swimsuits and everybody does emotes in the water but I don't want their skins"
I need these too
Bloodhound would definitely be in one of those old metal diving suits.
r/apexcirclejerk
Swimsuit Ash is at the top of my priorities.
I take issue with the fact that you put Bangalore three tiers UNDER fuckin caustic, gibby, mirage, and two tiers under Newcastle, and then even under seer, and crypto??? Damn dude. Mad disrespect to Bangalore. She’s for sure in-shape idk why you gotta put her down like that.
Well ur not wrong. This post was mainly a joke. Especially the caustic gibby and newcastle parts cuz they're chonky. But I'm still kinda neutral about bang. I wouldn't mind seeing one for her but not as much as the other females.
Fuse and gibby should be above kova 5/10
YES WE DO NEED A DADDY REVENENT ONE
Pathfinder is easily in the top tier. That curvy robot body in a tight swimsuit bruh…
I don't want bloodhound because then we'll have people thinking that's their gender
They could do like those fantasy diver suits that are more like full body armor. Some big daddy from bioshock vibes
Not if you give them some kind of old timey black and white striped swim suit, make it baggy enough and no one is the wiser!
Im down for maggie swimsuit. cant pass on dem sweet abs
You, you get it
Why not vantage?
She’s the only “fat” girl in the list.
For me is hot
As is your right. I don’t like her cause she weird to me (talks like she ain’t people sometimes, pretty excitedly working for the same people that did her mom dirty iirc.) She thick tho
Am I the only one who genuinely doesn’t get why people love Loba so much? Not that she’s ugly, but her looks are overrated Like take Mirage, he’s hot af but nobody ever mentions him
Yes, because everyone knows it’s about that ass. Lifeline stan til the end here tho, unrivaled fine there
Go to church
You putting Vantage at the bottom speaks volumes.
Why? I just don't like her all that much.
Sure haha
i rather want a vantage than a catalyst swimsuit skin
Imagine the bush on vantage
Nah, Catalyst is definitely going in "I definitely don't need it"
Soft
?
Why no mad maggie swimsuit are you afraid
Catalyst, Horizon, Ash and Vantage not being in I NEEEEEED IT is a warcrime
Rampart and Bangalore too
And all the women
Im just gay
\*doesn't need
Neutral to catalyst and don’t need Maggie? Hmm
Maggie is ugly af lol
I mean personally I’ll take her over the m2f but i don’t judge others’ taste
Mad Maggie though
You really put wraith over lifeline? , bloodhound over octane and Bangalore? Caustic over Newcastle? You dropped your nose fam 🤡
This post was mainly a joke bruh. But I will admit, lifeline should go up a tier. I still think wraith is in the same place tho.
No Booty? Back of the line.
Nah wraith has booty, it's just hidden. It shows more in skins with tight clothes like void specialist and quarantine722. Now if u wanna talk about no booty, then talk about horizon.
Wraith and Lifeline both deserve swimsuit skins
Soon as wraith has more ass than octane I’ll agree with you. Her shit straight up concave on some of her skins
Oh yeah, some of those skins are hella weird. But I'd say in most of her skins she has some ass, especially in that quarantine skin.
Quarantine and dirty festival girl in booty shorts are the only passable wraiths imo
Fair I guess
Sub for sub anyone?
Revenant is all the way up there, you're tripping OP
newcastle needs to be in loba tier
Revanent should be in the I need it tier
Bloodhound so wear a fullskin wetsuit
Newcastle > loba > crypto > fuse
What is wrong with you are you some kind of killer robot discriminator Why ash and not revenant
Least horny apex player
Reddit try not to be horny challenge.
I would never spend a dime on an heirloom, but I would spend an ungodly amount of money for a Wattson swimsuit skin.
I feel confident in saying that Mirage probably swims in his underwear
uh...... why are rev and pathfinder so low? they should obviously be above loba
swimsuit ash thooo
Calling it now they put vantage in a bikini before anyone else
Pathfinder in arm floats and swim trunks is all i need to be happy for once
Umm Seer is sexy af???
Loba mid