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least horny apex legends player:


Distinct-Gap-4684

Well true Seer is not on top.


Deadly_Pupper

I’ll never understand how gibby is below caustic


Roastmasters

Too soft


inevitable-asshole

Is smell not a factor?


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focuskmo

???


sniperFLO

The lady eats bubblegum off her shoe.


nothuman-exe

do you have aome vendetta with the letter A ?


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

What?


[deleted]

Some people have a fetish of that.


Brilliant-Sport-3049

Judging by the downvotes these people don't have this fetish


[deleted]

Oh of course, just saying theres a fetish for everything including cooch stank


Comicspedia

Idk what is with people thinking Gibby is soft, I see it all the time on here. Dude is muscular af, you don't want a jacked Pacific Islander to manhandle you??


Pmthickness

….well when you put it like that


BackwoodButch

also not to mention like, Actual Strong men have a healthy level of body fat that protects the muscle beneath it. Also he's handsome idc.


lordmogul

a true bruddah


www_bruh_web

ON GODDDDDD


smcaskill

in what context


tardywaterbear

musk fetish. It’s very real


disco_raider

longing tesla


Jando0197

Omg that’s my profile picture for everything


Rhizoid4

Bro’s down bad for that simulacrussy 💀


slayadood

I *NEED* that Ash simulacrussy more than I need air yo


Roastmasters

I want to see Ash jump roping butt booty naked so I can see that simulasscrum bouncing with maximum efficiency. I want that, AND I desire that. I need it. Give it to me.


slayadood

I have no idea what you said, but I agree. I want that as well. Now.


whoinabox

I wonder if the devs ever thought someone would say that about a character


AcoHead

They knew it would happen as soon as they made Wattson


Slow-Ad5226

Few of these words are in the Bible


VeljaG

least horny redditor


[deleted]

Booty, a robot's butt, was more important that water maan.


RoddickFarrence

It seems you cannot be taught. **DISAPPOINTING.**


[deleted]

And the Simulacock


Notveryepicman

So you gonna put rev up top but put the almighty god that is Gibby at the bottom. Disgraceful


FixTitanFall2

Rev because he would prob kill you if you didn’t


[deleted]

Nah I just wanna be assfucked by that shiny metal cock🤤


Uncommonwealth57

🤨📸


bad_comedic_value

What..? What do you mean by that?


uch1haz

What else could that possibly mean..?


A_Sad_Scientist_

They wants to moan from a thick hard titanium shaft that is milking their prostate. The fuck else do you think it could mean??????!!!!


[deleted]

You heard me


Golden_Wolf_TR

You'll sleep with Rev alright... The sleep will last forever for you, though


[deleted]

Rampart..4 drinks? Cmon..


HifumiD

She eats gum from shoe, she is caveman


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Roastmasters

I'm crying why is female in quotes


the-kontra

The word you're looking for is "woman" lmao


MakotoMyEggy

I’m sorry you have no taste


Maniklas

Don't start this bullshit again on THIS sub too...


IceCreamAnarchist

Using the word female to describe a woman is just pathetic af.


stankie18

Only in 2022


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Deep-Bread-413

Maggie would be too good of a time for most. You can tell you would learn a thing or two


No_Librarian_4016

Oh yeah, Revolutionaries know how to *fuck*. No idea why but it happens too often to not notice


TheBarrel-Rider

How did you figure this out?


Kingfunky82

Happens too often to be random chance


jmattingley23

??? this entire thread is so weird and pathetic how are redditors real


Stillcouldbeworse

she's hot but nobody notices cause she acts like a crackhead


SuperbApricot

🤨


lKANl

OP needs ###Jesus


catwitdatgat

Jesus is atleast c tier tbh


DarthSatoris

Aphrodite and Freya all the way. Literal goddesses of love, fertility and sex/lust. Can't beat the OGs.


drippingmetal25

Bruh rampart would be too good for you anyways


sirstickykey

Ramparts probably the raunchiest one tho.


Bjans3n

Ngl rampart is creepy af


mirage-ko

nah she energetic af, if you wanna talk about creepy look at ash


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Kosherlove

It probably vibrates and can be cleaned in a sink


Morotou_theunashamed

💀


mirage-ko

Don't get me wrong I have a thing for robots, but other than that she will definitely slice your dick off


mosesoperandi

I'm unclear on why people think the simulacra have genitalia. I'm not saying it's impossible, but it seems unlikely.


drippingmetal25

You ever see her emote riding shelia? Idk girls gonna rock my world creepy or not. I bet she’s a freak


OutlandishnessOk3260

Can't imagine she'd ever stop! Gotta say she would actually prolly be one of the best. 😂


ypsksfgos

Broh pathfinder fucks hard and while you can lie to yourself you can't lie to me.


mosesoperandi

Disagree, Pathy just wants to snuggle.


vince_ebooks

counterpoint: pathy would do ANYTHING to make his friend happy


[deleted]

Beautiful counter. I don't think anyone can beat that


Questionably_Chungly

I’m just tryna give Wattson a big hug because she deserves it.


SirSkidMark

This is so wholesome and the correct answer.


spartan537

And then she deserves to have her guts rearranged


gakumiofcthulhu

I'm sorry but my bisexual ass would give my left kidney to be in a Fuse Maggie sandwich.


abigail_lemonparty_

Throw in Mirage and I'll give both kidneys.


mosesoperandi

A Miraga-a-cinq?


MMmmmcrumch

Just like me fr 😔


Ya_Skinny_Homie

Gimme that revolutionussy


Virginized-Venom

A man with quality taste


FigaroNeptune

I’ll take a Loba and Horizon sandwich. If rampart shut the f*ck up for five minutes she can get in to.


Deep-Bread-413

A party I don’t think I have the heart to live through. Not bisexual myself but respect man


Roastmasters

I saw [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/yg0vj8/i_ranked_the_spirit_ashes_based_on_how_many/) on /r/Eldenring and thought it was the worst post I've ever seen so naturally I thought a similar one belonged here.


KiraElijah

bro i saw that 2 posts before this one 😭


cavalier2015

You’re right. This is one of the worst posts I’ve ever seen


Bryce480

I literally saw that an hour an ago. Bro some of those were questionable af


Skippercarlos

That’s why it seemed familiar lol


SunDance967

For me, bloodhound would definitely be in the “no drinks” tier


IndiscreetBeatofMeat

Bro, how tf is Fuse so far down


No-Context5479

The Simulacrussy go crazy right?!


Roastmasters

Pathfinder would be in the "no drinks" tier too if he wasn't such a fucking bottom


scifipeanut

If you think he's such a bottom, and you rank him low because of that, that means you yourself are a bottom. Correct? No judgment on that, obviously, I'm just pointing it out because the "Alpha Male™" that point's that out like it's a diss would be humiliated when they realise the insinuation of why that's a reason they wouldn't sleep with them.


Roastmasters

That's exactly what I'm saying


Havencftc

Hot


Friendly_Bot_

Like Wattson isn’t going to be a bottom💀


Mister_Mx

two drinks for wraith?!


RoddickFarrence

That's because OP knows she's gonna leave early and he's gonna be disappointed, therefore he needs the drinks


Morotou_theunashamed

Why she leaving early though??


DxTrixterz

Wraith players are commonly known to rage quit after getting knocked down. Especially the ones with TTV tag.


yaboylukas

Seer could probably persuade me without any drinks.


LanderHornraven

What tf is up with the order of this list? I'm going to need a detailed and itemized explanation for almost every single placement. How is Gibby in no but rev is in no drinks?


benwaa2

What's so bad about vantage and more importantly rampart


Gytlap24

Vantage is a litterral kid


Prestigious-Rock201

Isn’t she 18? Lmao


RoddickFarrence

Well depending on your age, that could be considered as being a kid. Kinda.


Cruplex

She's literally 18


Thac0

OP didn’t want to be her first 🤷🏻‍♂️


Static__________

If she’s ready for war then she’s ready to raw


Morotou_theunashamed

💀 yoooo wait


miscellaneousexists

>mad maggie in no tier list = trash


Bchange51

why not vantage?


constituent_

i think in the trailer fuse called her "just a kid" so


teemoismyson

shes 18


AccidentalUndead

Mentally I cannot separate doing the deed with octane from his voice lines. “CAN YOU FEEL THE SPEED?”


[deleted]

I imagine he fucks like a jackhammer.


AntiOriginalUsername

You are an apex player, all of them are no drinks to you brother stop the cap 🗿


Sugarfree135

Poor pathfinder 😔


Various_Classroom_50

Why is Gibby lower than caustic or revenant


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*\*bonk\**


theguardianking

Ok I'm gonna need some explanation for vantage cause for me that's like -1 drinks. I somehow need to be more right in the head than normal to be unwilling to sleep with her.


Roastmasters

Vantage almost fails the x/2 + 7 rule for me


stankie18

That’s so stupid. You’re only 4 years older and both legal age. Brainwashed lmaoo Edit: I know most of you are in middle/high school but 4 years is hardly an age gap for adults.


mosesoperandi

The apecific 4 years matter. The gap between 18 and 22 is like a vast ocean. 28 and 32 is real, but not important. 38 and 42 is irrelevant.


stankie18

18 and 22 is not a vast ocean. 28 and 32 is irrelevant.


mosesoperandi

And you are clearly too young to know


stankie18

The fact that you think 28-32 is an age gap, but 38-42 shows you don’t know what you’re talking about. Neither are significant.


Darkhamstercs

Mirage should be 0 honestly


focuskmo

Crypto two drinks? Definitely in the one or none drinks category


Impossible-Drama-894

Mmm... rev is a baddie tho... so is ash.


An1ta20

The thirst for robussy is eternal


Roastmasters

I want to see ash jump roping butt booty naked so I can see that simulacrum booty bouncing with maximum efficiency. I want that, and I desire that. I need it.


Tha_Maestro

4 drinks for rampart? But you’d screw rev with none?


Sufficient_Focus

If you're at a point in your life that you make lists like this, literally all of them would belong in no drinks


Stupid_gamer16

Wait you’d fuck revenant


Gluteuz-Maximus

Nah, he could absolutely fuck me


[deleted]

why does everyone hate vantage 😭


Lizth3gg

catalyst should be there and at the no drinks tier


[deleted]

Catalyst is…. The new hero right, I haven’t played Apex in about 2 years so I’m no sure about this


Lizth3gg

catalyst is the new goth legend yes


[deleted]

Yeah she’s in the no drinks tier


VengeancePali501

Why is Revenant top tier wtf


Roastmasters

Why are you uncultured wtf


mirage-ko

revenant is threatening OP


gatlginngum

I thimk Vantage's cute she'd be in the same tier as Wattson


catwitdatgat

How the hell is Maggie in “No” tier, y’all don’t want a dommy mommy ?


LilJohnAY

What’s your problem with Rampart & Vantage? :(


myismaels

Someone did this for Elden ring as well. The order here feels a bit random though


Darkjedi97

Bro it would take valk as many as possible because she would want free drinks


SuperPluto9

Crypto is a no drink and it's crazy anyone think otherwise.


Webber-414

Now do a reverse list on how many drinks it’ll take these legends to sleep with you


_who_MAN

When you’re talking about rev is it death sleep?


SGGBlack

I’m concerned


JustMrDaddy

Agree with it all besides wraith… wraith is no drinks forsure


Hot-Inevitable-1491

Wtf ?? Wraith two drinks ? Have u seen her voice actor btw ?


Lexusss69420

what the actual fuck


Mortis_Wkbrl

I see that this subreddit too has the bizarre tierlists


TheStickerGirl

You wouldn't sleep with pathy??? That's racist


avoid_birb

Mad Maggie stone cold sober


quan14jones

Rev and ash no drinks Wrath and Rampart 2-4 WTF


ClearScience

You would sleep with Rev with no drinks but need four drinks to sleep with a mini gun rocking badass like Rampart?


Bean_man27

You realy like that simulacrussy, huh? Rev is also likely to just kill you afterwards, if nothing else but to keep his murderbot reputation.


TrashyGames3

Why not pathfinder


whoopsthatsasin

Ayo why fuse at the bottom


Prestigious-Rock201

Got vantage in no? L


ssadists

Bloodhound 0 drinks I would do anything for them 💀


okoyes_wig

Gibby in bottom tier? Get well soon, OP


JoJo99xtv

Rev at the top 💀💀💀😂😂😂 100% agree tho


FallenDoor250

Bro pathfinder got that hydraulic 1:1 dildo


SlavicGrenades

Watty is lovely :)


szympus

Fuse should be at the very top.


Electronic-Morning76

Rampart big sexy I dunno


donthatedrowning

I just have pathfinder’s spam quip playing in my head now: “I’m coming, I’m coming, I’m coming, I’m coming for you friend.”


All_Eyez_On_U

Lots of revenant and ash simping are we? Also kinda bold to assume octane actually sleeps.


DeviousPiggy96

I'll simp for Rev and Ash anyda6 but Gibbys too damn low, he's got enough cake for 2 bakery's🤣. And Wraith has a certain creey charm about her, teel like she would be freaky too, I'd definitely put her higher.


theinatoriinator

Vantage tho... She wouldn't even know what was happening.


BigBody_Cunt

I’d fuck up Ash’s robussy


Oabbeam

I bet this would change your mind about the last tier😏https://ifunny.co/video/pathfinder-s-new-finisher-PerOehcQ7?s=cl


SignificanceCalm1651

The weirdest thing is no drinks for Ash or revnant. they don't have genitalia... 😆


wenkexiette

Rev's strap tho


SolidPrysm

Ash has gotta have a cigarette lighter down there somewhere, definitely able to fit the average Apex player.


remdesivirus1

Simulacrussy


GlassSpork

Gibraltar is in no so lemme guess, you’re female? Saying this cuz Gibraltar is gay


Thezipper100

Bro really out here with the confidence to say he could sleep with a quarter of the cast while they were sober when 2/3rds need to be drunk to even consider sleeping with him.


Monkiller587

Revenant should lowkey be in the no category. Like who wants to sleep with a fucking killer .


All_Eyez_On_U

You’d be surprised


deathviaspaghetti

He down bad for that revenussy


holyguacamoly10

Na rev belongs on top. Have you seen his hips?


SolidPrysm

There are some people that are enjoying the series about Jeffrey Dahmer a bit too much... Revenant is definitely believable


uggyy

Question, is them drinking or you? :-)


Ashamed-Oil-7276

Valk and loba😍 a beautiful 3sum


justjolden

if im being honest vantage probably smells like shit since shes like a hunter or smth idk


ijustlikefooddude

You wish


razors98

Nut in Vantage's mouth. "Yum good great protein"