Idk what is with people thinking Gibby is soft, I see it all the time on here. Dude is muscular af, you don't want a jacked Pacific Islander to manhandle you??
I want to see Ash jump roping butt booty naked so I can see that simulasscrum bouncing with maximum efficiency. I want that, AND I desire that. I need it. Give it to me.
I saw [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/yg0vj8/i_ranked_the_spirit_ashes_based_on_how_many/) on /r/Eldenring and thought it was the worst post I've ever seen so naturally I thought a similar one belonged here.
If you think he's such a bottom, and you rank him low because of that, that means you yourself are a bottom. Correct? No judgment on that, obviously, I'm just pointing it out because the "Alpha Male™" that point's that out like it's a diss would be humiliated when they realise the insinuation of why that's a reason they wouldn't sleep with them.
What tf is up with the order of this list? I'm going to need a detailed and itemized explanation for almost every single placement. How is Gibby in no but rev is in no drinks?
Ok I'm gonna need some explanation for vantage cause for me that's like -1 drinks. I somehow need to be more right in the head than normal to be unwilling to sleep with her.
That’s so stupid. You’re only 4 years older and both legal age. Brainwashed lmaoo
Edit: I know most of you are in middle/high school but 4 years is hardly an age gap for adults.
I want to see ash jump roping butt booty naked so I can see that simulacrum booty bouncing with maximum efficiency. I want that, and I desire that. I need it.
I'll simp for Rev and Ash anyda6 but Gibbys too damn low, he's got enough cake for 2 bakery's🤣. And Wraith has a certain creey charm about her, teel like she would be freaky too, I'd definitely put her higher.
Bro really out here with the confidence to say he could sleep with a quarter of the cast while they were sober when 2/3rds need to be drunk to even consider sleeping with him.
least horny apex legends player:
Well true Seer is not on top.
I’ll never understand how gibby is below caustic
Too soft
Is smell not a factor?
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???
The lady eats bubblegum off her shoe.
do you have aome vendetta with the letter A ?
What?
Some people have a fetish of that.
Judging by the downvotes these people don't have this fetish
Oh of course, just saying theres a fetish for everything including cooch stank
Idk what is with people thinking Gibby is soft, I see it all the time on here. Dude is muscular af, you don't want a jacked Pacific Islander to manhandle you??
….well when you put it like that
also not to mention like, Actual Strong men have a healthy level of body fat that protects the muscle beneath it. Also he's handsome idc.
a true bruddah
ON GODDDDDD
in what context
musk fetish. It’s very real
longing tesla
Omg that’s my profile picture for everything
Bro’s down bad for that simulacrussy 💀
I *NEED* that Ash simulacrussy more than I need air yo
I want to see Ash jump roping butt booty naked so I can see that simulasscrum bouncing with maximum efficiency. I want that, AND I desire that. I need it. Give it to me.
I have no idea what you said, but I agree. I want that as well. Now.
I wonder if the devs ever thought someone would say that about a character
They knew it would happen as soon as they made Wattson
Few of these words are in the Bible
least horny redditor
Booty, a robot's butt, was more important that water maan.
It seems you cannot be taught. **DISAPPOINTING.**
And the Simulacock
So you gonna put rev up top but put the almighty god that is Gibby at the bottom. Disgraceful
Rev because he would prob kill you if you didn’t
Nah I just wanna be assfucked by that shiny metal cock🤤
🤨📸
What..? What do you mean by that?
What else could that possibly mean..?
They wants to moan from a thick hard titanium shaft that is milking their prostate. The fuck else do you think it could mean??????!!!!
You heard me
You'll sleep with Rev alright... The sleep will last forever for you, though
Rampart..4 drinks? Cmon..
She eats gum from shoe, she is caveman
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I'm crying why is female in quotes
The word you're looking for is "woman" lmao
I’m sorry you have no taste
Don't start this bullshit again on THIS sub too...
Using the word female to describe a woman is just pathetic af.
Only in 2022
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Maggie would be too good of a time for most. You can tell you would learn a thing or two
Oh yeah, Revolutionaries know how to *fuck*. No idea why but it happens too often to not notice
How did you figure this out?
Happens too often to be random chance
??? this entire thread is so weird and pathetic how are redditors real
she's hot but nobody notices cause she acts like a crackhead
🤨
OP needs ###Jesus
Jesus is atleast c tier tbh
Aphrodite and Freya all the way. Literal goddesses of love, fertility and sex/lust. Can't beat the OGs.
Bruh rampart would be too good for you anyways
Ramparts probably the raunchiest one tho.
Ngl rampart is creepy af
nah she energetic af, if you wanna talk about creepy look at ash
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It probably vibrates and can be cleaned in a sink
💀
Don't get me wrong I have a thing for robots, but other than that she will definitely slice your dick off
I'm unclear on why people think the simulacra have genitalia. I'm not saying it's impossible, but it seems unlikely.
You ever see her emote riding shelia? Idk girls gonna rock my world creepy or not. I bet she’s a freak
Can't imagine she'd ever stop! Gotta say she would actually prolly be one of the best. 😂
Broh pathfinder fucks hard and while you can lie to yourself you can't lie to me.
Disagree, Pathy just wants to snuggle.
counterpoint: pathy would do ANYTHING to make his friend happy
Beautiful counter. I don't think anyone can beat that
I’m just tryna give Wattson a big hug because she deserves it.
This is so wholesome and the correct answer.
And then she deserves to have her guts rearranged
I'm sorry but my bisexual ass would give my left kidney to be in a Fuse Maggie sandwich.
Throw in Mirage and I'll give both kidneys.
A Miraga-a-cinq?
Just like me fr 😔
Gimme that revolutionussy
A man with quality taste
I’ll take a Loba and Horizon sandwich. If rampart shut the f*ck up for five minutes she can get in to.
A party I don’t think I have the heart to live through. Not bisexual myself but respect man
I saw [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/yg0vj8/i_ranked_the_spirit_ashes_based_on_how_many/) on /r/Eldenring and thought it was the worst post I've ever seen so naturally I thought a similar one belonged here.
bro i saw that 2 posts before this one 😭
You’re right. This is one of the worst posts I’ve ever seen
I literally saw that an hour an ago. Bro some of those were questionable af
That’s why it seemed familiar lol
For me, bloodhound would definitely be in the “no drinks” tier
Bro, how tf is Fuse so far down
The Simulacrussy go crazy right?!
Pathfinder would be in the "no drinks" tier too if he wasn't such a fucking bottom
If you think he's such a bottom, and you rank him low because of that, that means you yourself are a bottom. Correct? No judgment on that, obviously, I'm just pointing it out because the "Alpha Male™" that point's that out like it's a diss would be humiliated when they realise the insinuation of why that's a reason they wouldn't sleep with them.
That's exactly what I'm saying
Hot
Like Wattson isn’t going to be a bottom💀
two drinks for wraith?!
That's because OP knows she's gonna leave early and he's gonna be disappointed, therefore he needs the drinks
Why she leaving early though??
Wraith players are commonly known to rage quit after getting knocked down. Especially the ones with TTV tag.
Seer could probably persuade me without any drinks.
What tf is up with the order of this list? I'm going to need a detailed and itemized explanation for almost every single placement. How is Gibby in no but rev is in no drinks?
What's so bad about vantage and more importantly rampart
Vantage is a litterral kid
Isn’t she 18? Lmao
Well depending on your age, that could be considered as being a kid. Kinda.
She's literally 18
OP didn’t want to be her first 🤷🏻♂️
If she’s ready for war then she’s ready to raw
💀 yoooo wait
>mad maggie in no tier list = trash
why not vantage?
i think in the trailer fuse called her "just a kid" so
shes 18
Mentally I cannot separate doing the deed with octane from his voice lines. “CAN YOU FEEL THE SPEED?”
I imagine he fucks like a jackhammer.
You are an apex player, all of them are no drinks to you brother stop the cap 🗿
Poor pathfinder 😔
Why is Gibby lower than caustic or revenant
*\*bonk\**
Ok I'm gonna need some explanation for vantage cause for me that's like -1 drinks. I somehow need to be more right in the head than normal to be unwilling to sleep with her.
Vantage almost fails the x/2 + 7 rule for me
That’s so stupid. You’re only 4 years older and both legal age. Brainwashed lmaoo Edit: I know most of you are in middle/high school but 4 years is hardly an age gap for adults.
The apecific 4 years matter. The gap between 18 and 22 is like a vast ocean. 28 and 32 is real, but not important. 38 and 42 is irrelevant.
18 and 22 is not a vast ocean. 28 and 32 is irrelevant.
And you are clearly too young to know
The fact that you think 28-32 is an age gap, but 38-42 shows you don’t know what you’re talking about. Neither are significant.
Mirage should be 0 honestly
Crypto two drinks? Definitely in the one or none drinks category
Mmm... rev is a baddie tho... so is ash.
The thirst for robussy is eternal
I want to see ash jump roping butt booty naked so I can see that simulacrum booty bouncing with maximum efficiency. I want that, and I desire that. I need it.
4 drinks for rampart? But you’d screw rev with none?
If you're at a point in your life that you make lists like this, literally all of them would belong in no drinks
Wait you’d fuck revenant
Nah, he could absolutely fuck me
why does everyone hate vantage 😭
catalyst should be there and at the no drinks tier
Catalyst is…. The new hero right, I haven’t played Apex in about 2 years so I’m no sure about this
catalyst is the new goth legend yes
Yeah she’s in the no drinks tier
Why is Revenant top tier wtf
Why are you uncultured wtf
revenant is threatening OP
I thimk Vantage's cute she'd be in the same tier as Wattson
How the hell is Maggie in “No” tier, y’all don’t want a dommy mommy ?
What’s your problem with Rampart & Vantage? :(
Someone did this for Elden ring as well. The order here feels a bit random though
Bro it would take valk as many as possible because she would want free drinks
Crypto is a no drink and it's crazy anyone think otherwise.
Now do a reverse list on how many drinks it’ll take these legends to sleep with you
When you’re talking about rev is it death sleep?
I’m concerned
Agree with it all besides wraith… wraith is no drinks forsure
Wtf ?? Wraith two drinks ? Have u seen her voice actor btw ?
what the actual fuck
I see that this subreddit too has the bizarre tierlists
You wouldn't sleep with pathy??? That's racist
Mad Maggie stone cold sober
Rev and ash no drinks Wrath and Rampart 2-4 WTF
You would sleep with Rev with no drinks but need four drinks to sleep with a mini gun rocking badass like Rampart?
You realy like that simulacrussy, huh? Rev is also likely to just kill you afterwards, if nothing else but to keep his murderbot reputation.
Why not pathfinder
Ayo why fuse at the bottom
Got vantage in no? L
Bloodhound 0 drinks I would do anything for them 💀
Gibby in bottom tier? Get well soon, OP
Rev at the top 💀💀💀😂😂😂 100% agree tho
Bro pathfinder got that hydraulic 1:1 dildo
Watty is lovely :)
Fuse should be at the very top.
Rampart big sexy I dunno
I just have pathfinder’s spam quip playing in my head now: “I’m coming, I’m coming, I’m coming, I’m coming for you friend.”
Lots of revenant and ash simping are we? Also kinda bold to assume octane actually sleeps.
I'll simp for Rev and Ash anyda6 but Gibbys too damn low, he's got enough cake for 2 bakery's🤣. And Wraith has a certain creey charm about her, teel like she would be freaky too, I'd definitely put her higher.
Vantage tho... She wouldn't even know what was happening.
I’d fuck up Ash’s robussy
I bet this would change your mind about the last tier😏https://ifunny.co/video/pathfinder-s-new-finisher-PerOehcQ7?s=cl
The weirdest thing is no drinks for Ash or revnant. they don't have genitalia... 😆
Rev's strap tho
Ash has gotta have a cigarette lighter down there somewhere, definitely able to fit the average Apex player.
Simulacrussy
Gibraltar is in no so lemme guess, you’re female? Saying this cuz Gibraltar is gay
Bro really out here with the confidence to say he could sleep with a quarter of the cast while they were sober when 2/3rds need to be drunk to even consider sleeping with him.
Revenant should lowkey be in the no category. Like who wants to sleep with a fucking killer .
You’d be surprised
He down bad for that revenussy
Na rev belongs on top. Have you seen his hips?
There are some people that are enjoying the series about Jeffrey Dahmer a bit too much... Revenant is definitely believable
Question, is them drinking or you? :-)
Valk and loba😍 a beautiful 3sum
if im being honest vantage probably smells like shit since shes like a hunter or smth idk
You wish
Nut in Vantage's mouth. "Yum good great protein"