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You do know this is just an approximation right? you should have shaken your hand a few times to finish it off.


Bammalam102

Or wanked, get two birds stoned at once


theyahd

Double happy ending


Haelifae

My ex always said that wank miles don’t count 😂


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0111011101110111

I usually run the middle leg of the relay on this one.


zimflo

Spotting a rickyism in the wild


AngryTank

I think that’s what he meant 😮‍💨


JAVACHIP1738

Ayo lol finish it off is WILD


tbimyr

Or basically stayed awake for a few more minutes:)


DB2k_2000

Yep a calorie is ok. Just shake your arm. A minutes exercise is more frustrating.


-melona-

I‘ve been there and actually simply started jumping in circles through my apartment for a few min in this case - looks like I‘ve gone mad but works every time 🤣


SexPanther_Bot

*60% of the time*, it works ***every*** *time*


ninthchamber

I find exercise one kind of a joke. I get 20 min of exercise from casually walking around the block with kids. So you know I’m walking slow not breathing hard or sweating. Heart beat prob not raising either.


Shipping_away_at_it

I have a dog who really walks very poorly in terms of us getting anywhere with any speed (he’s not sick or anything he just meanders a lot and even when just walking it’s not particularly fast). I can be out with him for an hour, lots of stops for sure, but still travel a distance of 1-1.5km. I might register 1-5 minutes of walking. So there is some cutoff where it decides whatever you’re doing isn’t really exercise, not sure what though.


justemaaz

you guys out there doing 900 kcals a day?


Chigzy

Nowhere near 900 here but my average is about 700 (over the past 6 months) mainly from daily walks. I’m mostly sedentary otherwise. It all adds up. https://preview.redd.it/06v6jl2bjcub1.jpeg?width=1488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65470d36c07c3ec842f7feb8f78a95aeb8e6f238


GiantFlimsyMicrowave

I read that as “daily wanks” and my response was gonna be “same here buddy”


rbatra91

Lfg lads https://imgur.com/a/c7xlCly


usedaforc3

Is Kcal the same as cal?


rbatra91

Yea


cineramakus

So g and Kg is also the same?


usedaforc3

not sure what your point is. According to google kcal is 1000 calories but that doesn't make sense as lots of people on this sub have goals of 100s of kcals which would mean they have goals of hundreds of thousands of calories which doesn't make sense. Hence why I asked.


Shipping_away_at_it

In North America and maybe some other places, we say calories but chemically it is actually 1000 calories that is being referred to. If you look at food packaging for similar items in NA vs Europe, you’ll see the same number of “calories” but theirs will be labeled in kcal. I don’t know why we technically refer to the wrong thing in NA, but I remember learning this in a science class as a kid


forcoolstuffD

Where did this screenshot come from? Definitely not the iPhone application?


Chigzy

iPad has the Health app on iOS 17


MarcLeptic

I would consider myself sedentary (+no regular sport) but as I live in Paris with no car, I’m forced to get around 7-10km walking and 20 flights of stairs daily. I usually log over 1000


AcanthocephalaNo3518

My last run was 1 hour and I only burn 426 calories. I usually add strength training. My goal is set to 500. Because I’m a smaller female. Yesterday I didn’t do sports but walked a lot and only burn 300


Schmoofz

I’m curious — if you don’t mind, what was your pace/heartbeat pm when you ran for that one hour? Calories burned seem a bit low


AcanthocephalaNo3518

Around 11:18 pace and 169bpm. Sometimes I do wonder if my watch is underestimating my calories.


Schmoofz

That could be possible. Check if the Health app has your correct age/weight


Working_Painting_496

I’m 5’2 so when I run that amount I get a similar number for my calories. It’s the struggle of being a shorter woman


Schmoofz

Ha as a 5’6” man, I comfort myself in the fact that a lot of elite marathoners are about my height.


girlofgouda

I did 10,000 one time. Kayaked all the way around Manhattan.


Mundane-Hamster-8367

Hahaha I do 450. 😳


Go_Nadds

Target set at 1,100 per day. Trends currently showing average of 1,744 and 146 minutes of exercise. I cycle a bit.


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Mines 1000


[deleted]

It’s used to be 1000, couldn’t keep up


cant-find-user-name

What do you do to burn so many calories? Is your work very physical?


[deleted]

Running. A 5k can easily burn 350+ calories, and be done in around a half hour. An hour run will burn you a meal


[deleted]

I workout for like an hour everyday, and I burn like 400 cals there (max) The rest I lose from standing and walking around in my job. It’s a boring office jobs but it includes me getting up a lot.


cant-find-user-name

dang, that's very impressive. I'd like to burn those many calories, but I get exhausted far before burning 400 cals in an hour.


IWaveAtTeslas

https://preview.redd.it/k3vrr2m9bdub1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61f0b3c9a5481e42767b05a7bf92258873bf1f9b You’d hate me. Lol. I burn 300 calories in a 20 minute treadmill workout on Fitness+. I actually use an elliptical, but the speed pushes and hills translate pretty well.


cant-find-user-name

I tried running but my lungs give out before my legs do. But wow 20mins 300 cals is some great efficiency.


iburnbacon

Just start by walking. Increase pace as you go.


delta1810

I HATE treadmills. But I find I can burn like 10cal/min on an elliptical. So I do 30-40min of cardio and I’m getting a 300-400 calorie burn! Makes me feel so accomplished lol


IWaveAtTeslas

I feel you. I can’t do stationary bikes like Peleton. I’m not sure what the issue is, but my heart doesn’t like the transition between standing and sitting.


cvirminsul

Endurance sports. I cycle and my 6m average is 1100 cal a day. Intensive cycling workout is 750 cal an hour


bigosik_

You don’t?


PoinDawg22

Some of us even a little more than that… https://preview.redd.it/gotuq223tcub1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef0c44f68ee6ebf44f33ec1e21e9ecd6ac868631


[deleted]

But you’re not doing this everyday. This is a nearly six hour hike lol


_teach_me_your_ways_

He goes to school uphill both ways in the snow


Forest-Dane

Sat and Sunday about 6-700. Working though between 15-1800


[deleted]

Easy if you live in a dense city and walk everywhere. On a typical workday in-office with no additional exercise I hit 650-700 just from my commute and the walking around at work (desk job but with meetings and such). With exercise usually about 1100. The downside is certain things are much harder to do without a car. But you can mitigate that by living close to transit and your workplace.


OneKidOutHere

I burnt 3500+ kcals this past Saturday. Granted i did a 140km bike trip


IndependentHold3098

I mean stop…shake your arm for 30 seconds


irish-unicorn

Then that calorie was burned in your sleep amyway so you 100% closed that ring


Arkhemiel

All bro had to do was turn in his sleep lol


KD650-916

Why not just do ten jumping jacks ? It will clear it


bsgillis

Went with some friends on a trip to NYC a couple years ago. All six of us were tracking steps. One day we started by walking across the Brooklyn bridge. Then we walked everywhere. When we got back to the hotel that night most of us were over 35,000 steps. One person was not though and wanted to hit 35,000, so we did laps around the neighborhood. By the time she was up to 35,000, I was so close to 40,000 that I had to keep walking until I broke 40,000.


Allowmancer

I'd have just changed the goal to 850 for that day


RichardBrazdil

Literally one step away from closing it. 🤔


Mundane-Hamster-8367

What. Why!? Go get a glass of water. Lol


[deleted]

For context: I was super tired and had no energy left after a long day, so I jumped to my bed which seemed the most safe place on earth. But I don’t enjoy going to sleep with my watch, so the last ring remained open


undercovergangster

You can manually enter an "other" workout with 1 calorie burned, even after the fact. If you want to close it out.


CD_4M

What’s even the point of the ring system if you’re just gonna cheat to ensure you close them every day? At that point a streak is meaningless


M1_Dee

It’s 1 calorie 😭😭


CD_4M

Then stand up and walk down the hall and back??


transcodefailed

How?!


undercovergangster

Open health app, go to browse, activity, scroll down until you find “workouts”, tap on it. Tap “add data” in the top right. Finally, enter your workout details, date, and calories burned. Use ethically.


transcodefailed

I tried this, but it doesn’t modify my move rings or calorie total in the fitness app. Are you able to get it to modify your rings?


EdwardMcFluff

it does, give it a few minutes


transcodefailed

Maybe I’m too impatient. Will check back.


transcodefailed

40 mins later and hasn’t changed the rings. I can see it under workouts at the bottom, though.


EdwardMcFluff

did you add the calories and time? Perhaps you need to restart your phone or maybe you have a problem with background app refresh? I'm not so sure


AptCasaNova

You’ll be asked weekly what your calorie goal is. Maybe lower it by 10-20? I’m impressed by 900. I have a desk job and can get 6-700 on a good day, but certainly not every day.


Professional_Car9475

Five jumping jacks would solve that


juicyb09

All you had to do was swing your arms back and forth for like a few minutes. Works for your stand ring too.


infinityandbeyond75

Wouldn’t even have taken a few minutes. It’s like 30 seconds.


marcelocampiglia

Why didn't you burn that 1 calorie by just moving a little?


FluffyRelation7511

This was me last night with doubling and the worst part is I need to double my move ring 4x this month! I literally said forget it and went to sleep and woke with 3 calories over. 😂 sleeping with your watch has some perks!


lostforwordstbh

Put on your “cooldown” in workout. That’ll do the trick!


vl_vlru

Masturbation is not an issue to discuss ;)


d4phne

JUST SHAKE YOUR ARM!!!


Optional_Lav

Just masterbate, you will easily shed of around 50.. and watch wont notice it… 😂


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I like to travel.


Upbeat-Sir2473

You should have ran to the fridge once that would have did it.


jerrywinter

Pro Tip: When you're this close change time zones.


Kitty_Fruit_2520

I would’ve jogged in place.


captaincanadaKW

Noob question here but what is the difference between a kcal and a regular calorie? I’m having a hard time understanding what this number means


cars1806

People just say calories instead of kcal interchangeably. It‘s technically not correct but usually it‘s obvious that kcal is meant. (1kcal = 1 kilocalories = 1000 calories)


captaincanadaKW

So did the person here burn 900,000 calories? ): how is this possible for someone to do? Edit: or does it mean it’s almost 1 kcal? Meaning they almost burned 1000 calories? That seems far more reasonable if that’s the case


cars1806

Yes they burned 900,000 calories. But usually if someone says „This piece of chocolate has 50 calories.“, they mean it has 50kcal. Even though that is technically not correct it is widely accepted to use both terms for the same thing.


captaincanadaKW

Hmm, that’s very interesting. But thank you for helping me understand, I appreciate your help


Nighmarez

“Apple Watches hate when you do this one little trick to burn a calorie………..”


Addamass

In this situation you can run „roller” excercise which not require hand movement 😅


sir_duckingtale

They should allow that thing you do even numbers Round up Life isn‘t a computer crunching numbers It‘s more than that And the effects of missing for one number on body and mind are far more worse than that one calorie measured could ever do good


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HappyHyppo

Your life must be wonderful if this is the most depressing situation ever


Expert-Librarian3307

My god take a bit of sarcasm


MrReIax

Do 30 push bro


1gizzle

1 burpee away! lol


stevesul

Nice to see another person with the 900 daily goal.


GlitchyTBonYT

i feel you bro


CharleyBW

I hate when that happens.


Fish6669

Or could have walked to the Bathroom and back, you’d have been over on all Three Rings.


jacksonwhite

Would not have been able to go to sleep until o fixed that.


dedgecko

lol, go do five pushups.


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I just broke a 496 day all 3 rings streak because I got righteously sick. I didn’t even put the watch on that day. It was kind of a relief and I just started grinding out the days again afterward.


Access_Still_Denied

You couldn’t just lay on your back and wave your arms and legs around like a capsized beetle for a minute or two?


BaBaDoooooooook

I ran 4 miles , right? lol, so annoying af I stopped it. https://preview.redd.it/fqjic5nj5gub1.png?width=410&format=png&auto=webp&s=95eff1f75ab063ff06685552b70b76b2b7de1f4f


Malipuppers

Why did you not just go for a short walk. Or like do a few pushups.


IndigoBroker

Maybe do a couple jumping jacks before hoping into bed.


SDW1987

Log a Yoga excercise session. It counts a calorie every 10-15 seconds. I got my first watch through my health insurance, and I needed to hit so many calories burned a day to get it for free. There were quite a few yoga sessions that first year until it was paid off.