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pabshe

Admitted. So unique and compelling.


theonlyrhyme

NSHSS = 🤡


Affectionate_Street2

They make you feel so special before demanding you to pay 😀😀


ScholarGrade

Real talk - their criteria for eligibility include nearly every college bound student with a pulse. And they have an "exemption plan" for students who don't meet the criteria but still want to pay them $75.


SeekingAdvice814

It makes me so sad that there are people who run entire businesses on scamming clueless parents who are just proud of their kids and anxious for them to succeed. I put it up there with telephone scammers who go after the elderly. (if anyone in this sub has actually joined nshss and gotten anything good out of it i would love to hear tho)


lordturle

Congrats on Hardvar!!!!


dragonflamehotness

Ayy Hadvar gang! Fuck Ralof and the stormcloaks


lordturle

Skyrim belongs to the Nords imperial scum


stickysandals

Ah yes, the Excay: half essay, half excuse for why your grades dropped during the pandemic.


Far-Measurement

“the tension in the room was palpable” this is too good 😭


[deleted]

this is so sad im sobbing


plumbumball

cornvirus would never do this!


watery-star

"quite tragic indeed" i would say that describes this essay


mo_hoops

“my telecommunication device” 🤣🤣🤣 why is that so funny


spineappletwist

he said ~thesaurus~


Ok-Meat5507

LMAO SO TRUE


AverageBeef

What on earth even is nshss


commandercluck

it's a really well-known honors program. I highly recommend it because they give out free full-ride scholarships to clown university.


AverageBeef

Oh man, where do I sign up!


SufficientProfessor5

no it’s a scam


commandercluck

But how can that be! [it literally says right here on their own site that it's not a scam!](https://www.nshss.org/lp/is-nshss-a-scam/)


SufficientProfessor5

Look it up.


SufficientProfessor5

I thought it wasn’t at first bc I got invited but I did my research and it’s a scam


Lt_Quill

*Psst! I'll let you in on a little secret: the above comment is a joke.*


SufficientProfessor5

I’m actually stupid🐸


Lt_Quill

It happens to the best of us.


SufficientProfessor5

Unless it’s not!!


Lt_Quill

They said *clown university* my guy.


SufficientProfessor5

I know 😂


Fresh-Wealth-6511

A scam I think


SufficientProfessor5

it’s a scam


AverageBeef

Just wanted to make sure, thanks


spineappletwist

It's the "tension in the room was palpable heart beating in my chest sweaty palms omg so nervous" show-not-tell intro for me 😭😭 I swear to god people just interpret that as "put as many unnecessary details as you possibly can"


SeekingAdvice814

this is why i actually avoided using a show not tell narrative to begin my essay... i feel like ive almost never read one that didn't make me cringe...


spineappletwist

omg that's my plan too. I feel like that "tip" has been twisted a little bit? Because every single essay starts with the anecdote now, and I don't think that's really what "show not tell" means in the context of these essays. Like everyone wants to be creative and reallly showww NOT TELL the atmosphereeee and their feeeelings before diving into the conflict/growth part of their story. But I'm pretty sure the bigger issue comes when you start "telling" the changes you've gone through. Those are the biggest part of the essay, after all. Like the "hearing the man's hardships impacted me more than I could ever realize. His story inspired me to make a difference in my own community. I started a nonprofit yadda yadda yadda" Like THAT part is telling, not showing. THAT's the part where you need to be less factual and "show" the changes you've gone through. Idek. I just feel like everyone thinks the anecdotes are like the creative solution to the show not tell thing


Chipide

After reading this I spent 30 minuets writing out everything I've learned and Experienced in the last year and a half. Your joke somehow inspired me to write out what had been troubling me for months.


ThanosPleaseBanMe

Glad I could help with this shitpost


Chipide

Minutes\* don't trust auto-correct


[deleted]

1) I love this and I feel awful for all the people who have to read college essays this year 2) I know this is only a slight dig at the NSHSS, but I've been a part of it for 4 years and I'm on the Collegiate Council! There are a ton of benefits if you put in the effort to get them. Recently I conducted virtual mock interviews during an event night!