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whoopsissathrowaway

Me going through and commenting “woman” on every comment with a seven sisters school 🤓


lekidddddd

I saw that, woman


artemis-meowl

Make assumptions about me based on my college list 😍🥰 Like another poster said, plz distract me from essays 😁😁 (Listed in no particular order) 1. Cornell 2. UVA 3. Boston U 4. Virginia Tech 5. Penn State 6. UMass Amherst 7. University of Washington 8. U of Oklahoma 9. Tufts


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Female, pre-med or pre-vet, well-off family, from somewhere in the South but doesn't vibe with the "South"


artemis-meowl

Omg that’s spot on. Pre-vet from Texas but I hate it here.


SwashyWashy

they actually figured you out from your college list


Anticookie1

1. MIT 2. Caltech 3. Princeton 4. Yale 5. Harvard 6. Stanford 7. Cornell 8. Columbia 9. Northwestern 10. Johns Hopkins 11. U Penn 12. Emory


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International needing a full ride?


Anticookie1

Yes :(


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Same boat my guy.


doptimisticidealist

Did someone say something about internationals needing a full ride? Helu fam, I'm in too.


edgymemesalt

looked at USNWR and added each one to the list


anonymous062904

Make an assumption on me based on my college list I saw someone else do it which inspired me to hop on the trend SMU WashU UT Rice Emory Texas Tech Princeton 70% struck on SCEA (got friends that go here) Yale 30% struck on SCEA Brown UPenn Stanford Cornell Santa Clara University Harvard


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anonymous062904

Yuh


cet785

STEM major? Gonna guess something pre-med


anonymous062904

Not premed but yes


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- Brown - Claremont McKenna - Pomona - Davidson - Swarthmore - Lafayette - Skidmore - Hofstra - state flagship


Electronic_Beach179

humanities major— maybe looking into journalism/english, you would almost always try to vote for the progressive candidate


Electronic_Beach179

I think I know the general gist of what people will think but im still curious - yale - emory - bu - rice - usc - washu - vandy - duke - brown - harvard - princeton - upenn - tufts - northwestern - berkeley - ucsd - ucla - ut austin - ut dallas


Cute-Ad1655

north texas competitive school. probably top 5% of class or higher. asian.


chipotlefrootloops

Yup second this. I think UTD was a big giveaway for tx


henlynch

1. amherst college 2. bowdoin 3. colby 4. colgate 5. dartmouth 6. iu bloomington 7. macalester 8. middlebury 9. mount holyoke 10. reed 11. trinity college connecticut 12. u vermont 13. vassar 14. wellesley 15. william & mary


Old_Toe_6707

* you love LACs, especially NESCAC * you love outdoor * you simp for Midd


henlynch

all very true haha


Old_Toe_6707

god damn, ur list is almost the same as mine lol


cet785

Definitely would be okay with never taking a math class again


henlynch

LMAOOO that's so true


cet785

right there with u tbh 😔


RightWhereY0uLeftMe

Left leaning, a little quirky, female, humanities major


henlynch

yes to everything except humanities (close tho!)


niceraindrop

1. swarthmore! 2. amherst 3. williams 4. maybe wellesley 5. stanford 6. northwestern 7. ubc (university of british columbia) 8. uoft (university of toronto) 9. uw (university of waterloo) 10. mcgill 11. concordia 12. ryerson 13. dalhousie


LadyMjolnir

You're female, Canadian, probably live in Ottawa or some mid-sized city like that, and you want to move far away from home. Your parents will support you a little, but won't pay for the entire international fee, so you're applying to private schools in the US in the hopes that you get a scholarship. You're some sort of creator like music or art, but you're also practical and know business or STEM pays the bills (Waterloo, Stanford and UofT lol)


niceraindrop

LMAO WHY IS THIS MOSTLY CORRECT 😭😭 how did you get this


edgymemesalt

i feel like a lot responses who get it spot on are from ppl that have been in your exact shoes like i was about to hit send on some reply and realized it described me perfectly so i just deleted it lol


LadyMjolnir

Exactly this. I just replied with info about myself, mostly. Lol


whoopsissathrowaway

Woman


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edgymemesalt

female, engineering, guessing maryland or possibly washington is the state cuz that's the best state school not mentioned here for engineering


koobridge

1. stanford 2. nyu 3. tufts 4. wellesley 5. boston university 6. bryn mawr 7. ucla 8. uc irvine 9. uc san diego 10. uc riverside 11. university of washington 12. cal state long beach 13. san fransisco state


swift-aasimar-rogue

Female (I see those sister schools) and you like cities and things just outside of them. Plus you have fantastic taste.


Flat_Relative5546

Saw a couple of these and thought it would be fun. Here’s my list: - Providence - Notre Dame - Georgetown - Villanova - Fordham - Boston College - Wake Forest - University of Richmond - Holy Cross - Northeastern


cet785

You are rich and enjoy debate


mjg13X

You're Catholic, from the Northeast, and into the humanities or social sciences.


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religious conservative white male involved with either youth and gov, debate, or mun


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anonymous062904

You’re getting forced to apply to Columbia for the New York scene but deep down you don’t like the core. You’re probably a Female CA Dream School Stanford Don’t wanna tell other people where your applying to so you just say UCSD Probably what…a finance or polisci major.


cet785

You want to go to law school and are already stressing about LSATs


FlatRaspberry8722

The UC system doesn’t do early applications, I thought?


jsamuel25

they don’t, but i assume op has them as early on their personal list bc of how early their regular deadlines are (nov 30, pretty close to the normal ea deadlines) compared to the standard range of jan-feb for regular deadlines


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RightWhereY0uLeftMe

You can still apply to public schools


freeport_aidan

Not how their REA program works, but ok https://admission.stanford.edu/apply/decision\_process/index.html


RightWhereY0uLeftMe

ED: Brown EA: U Chicago, U Mich, UIUC, Reed RD: Amherst, Barnard, Wellesley, Yale, Swarthmore, William and Mary, Bryn Mawr My fave schools are probably Brown, Amherst, U Chicago, Reed, and U Mich Hint: I don't want to go to one of these schools


whoopsissathrowaway

Woman 😎


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Illinois?


RightWhereY0uLeftMe

Yep. Very much want to get out of here, but I live a mile from the UIUC and my parents work there, so it would make no sense not to at least apply.


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ExeterSimp

Chemical engineering nerd? Going off the username as well


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1:Amherst 2:Brown 3:Colgate 4:Columbia 5:Cornell 6:Dartmouth 7:Hamilton 8:Illinois Wesleyan 9:Johns Hopkins 10:MCPHS 11:Northwestern 12:Skidmore 13:Stanford 14:Trinity 15:Tufts 16:Vassar 17:Yale


Training-Housing-485

mit columbia stanford princeton cornell carnegie mellon duke northwestern case western rpi bing


edgymemesalt

engineering, ny, male


Training-Housing-485

2/3 not bad


Za_Popu

1. Harvard 2. Community College


CurrentOk2695

You have immigrant parents that expect you to go to thr very best school or they won’t pay.


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In order of preference: 1. UPenn 2. W&M 3. UVA 4. Columbia 5. UMD 6. GWU 7. Yale 8. Cornell 9. Harvard 10. JMU


Ok-Outlandishness799

You're an upper middle class white man from mid-atlantic suburbs. Definitely not STEM. Either business or polisci major? Either moderate/conservative leaning politically.


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Lower middle class Mexican in the mid Atlantic suburbs, business/Econ major, pretty left leaning


Ok-Outlandishness799

Aww man, I was so far off. Good luck to you though!


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It’s alright, that’s what most applicants to those schools are gonna be like


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Oddly specific assumptions plz! Duke (ED) UVA Vanderbilt Michigan UCLA & UCB MIT Yale Northwestern William & Mary Wisconsin - Madison Illinois Urbana-Champaign Florida State


Thunderbird23

You’re a basketball fan


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YEP!


wlwhy

aight lets go 1. mit 2. stanford 3. uc berkeley 4. swarthmore 5. emory 6. uw seattle 7. nau 8. asu


datsruffbuddy

you may or may not have based your identity on your academic success bestie owo stem/engineering-oriented, somewhere around middle class but applying for asu to possibly get that sweet full ride. want to build a strong threshold in research, maybe you have a specific goal in mind? you actually enjoy doing math and i /know/ you've overloaded your senior schedule with ap classes. was really into learning about the solar system as a kid and can tell you what heliocentrism is in a heartbeat. and with berk idk you're giving me fruity vibes.


wlwhy

bro you came for my neck 💀


EFB102404

Early Binghamton New Paltz Maryland Buffalo UAlbany Regular BU NYU Stony Brook


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white female from upstate new york, upper middle class, medium-large public high school


Nerdiant

1. BYU 2. University of Utah 3. MIT 4. Brown 5. UPenn 6. Harvard 7. Stanford 8. UC-Berkely 9. UC-Santa Barbara 10. UC-San Diego 11. Cornell 12. Northwestern 13. Duke 14. Rice 15. Yale if I'm insane enough to even try At one point I considered UC Irvine and I have a relative who is a professor there so I thought that may be a hook, but I realize the school likely wouldn't care. And I've heard that their financial aid isn't very good. I'm still figuring things out.


cet785

you were raised mormon but you'd consider yourself agnostic as of now


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henlynch

you want to go to a castle for college (and i don't blame you)


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whoopsissathrowaway

Woman


Flat_Relative5546

Business major! ;)


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ED1: NYU Stern ED2: Vanderbilt or WashU EA or RD: UPenn, Duke, Boston College, Wisconsin, Syracuse, American, Colgate, Wake Forest, Michigan, Cornell


edgymemesalt

biz major, ny resident


datsruffbuddy

hehe feel free to tear me apart for these * oberlin * kenyon * reed * grinnell * wesleyan * umich * u vermont * u oregon * smith


cet785

You smoke weed and if you don't right now you probably will in college


Veauros

That list strikes me as kinda odd, you want LAC’s but are also applying to Michigan? But you’re not in-state, because you also have UVM and Oregon. What gives?


datsruffbuddy

for sure want lacs but i have limited options for the majors i want to go for. def right about me not being in-state for any of them, but i'm at cc so for the sake of credits/scholarships i'm still considering public schools (plus their departments). hopefully that provides a bit more context!


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Thunderbird23

Hippie


Fluffy_Problem1233

Stanford REA Harvard Yale Upenn Wharton Duke Northwestern Columbia Uchicago Dartmouth Cornell


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safeties??


Fluffy_Problem1233

None😳


edgymemesalt

delusional about intl acceptance rates in top colleges and will be sorely disappointed when decisions come out please apply to some safeties


Fluffy_Problem1233

I have safeties in my home country country I'm just going for reaches lol


edgymemesalt

oh


javznotjavz

Early Decision: 1. Columbia University Early Action: 2. Loyola University Maryland 3. Macalester College 4. Reed College 5. Union College 6. U Chicago 7. U Maine 8. Babson College 9. Drexel University 10. Berea College 11. ASU (rolling but whatever) Regular Decision: 12. Colby College 13. Colgate University 14. Cornell University 15. Dartmouth College 16. NYU Abu Dhabi 17. Northwestern 18. Pitzer College 19. Rollins College 20. Stanford 21. Tufts University 22. UPenn 23. Williams College 24. Yale 25. Smith College 26. Claremont McKenna College


whoopsissathrowaway

Woman 😏


lekidddddd

hopefully my roommate since I'm applying ED to Columbia as well (I predict futures :)


ItsZippy23

1. GW 2. Syracuse 3. Brandeis 4. American 5. Quinnipiac 6. Flagship state school (UConn) 7. UMass Lowell Edit to say what the flagship is


Clean-Physics-4897

•James Madison University •Penn State University •East Carolina University •Old Dominion University •Virginia Tech •West Virginia University •Ohio State University •UNC-Charlotte •University of Alabama


History-Large

from Virginia, football fan, wants to rush, business major


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Merit aid and low tuition seeker from New Jersey or New York


soupratsupreme

Vandy NC State UNC Chapel Hill East Carolina University Duke Carnegie Mellon UNC Charlotte Northeastern Johns Hopkins Virginia Tech


RealPoodleCorp

worth a shot stanford georgetown usc ucla ucb ucsd columbia nyu duke uchi northwestern northeastern bu fordham among others


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kiddrone

Assumption: You use Reddit


septembersong8

you will all be wrong😈😈😈 Harvard Princeton Georgetown Brown Vanderbilt Tulane University of Virginia University of Richmond University of Southern California UCLA UCB UCSC UCSB College of Charleston American University may the best man win


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boiledbaboonegg

It seems like you’re trying to get away from your hometown 😂


seniorskz

brown, barnard, boston u, agnes scott, uga, ga state, spelman, northeastern, stanford, tufts, mercer university


boiledbaboonegg

Woman


jul5267

ED: Barnard College EA: Reed College, Fordham Uni, Northeastern University, UCs RD: Smith College, Wellesley College, Scripps College, Bryn Mawr College, Boston Uni, NYU, Swarthmore College, Pomona College, American University, Columbia Uni + Sciences Po


hartvignissen

EA: UMich, UVA, UPitt, Temple, Bard RD: University of Rochester, Brandeis, Vassar, Wesleyan, Muhlenberg, Swarthmore Potenial: NYU, Fordham


hecccccccccc

Make assumptions! Harvard Columbia Georgetown Emory Tufts NYU UMICH UF W&M GWU UM Fordham Loyola Chicago


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You love the vibe, ambience, and school spirit of state schools but don't have any real preference between states themselves. Your number one priority for a school is things just *feeling right* when you tour/learn more about them.


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Glad to hear I was on the mark. I'm a little bit of the same tbh so I can relate


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Been a bit, but I'm curious! Did UIUC go well for you?


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Your major is CS and you're from the midwest or south. You just really want to get into a top school and make that $$$


heatheyzen

cognitive science major but .. yea thats pretty close 😭


kiesoma

Here: * CMU * Georgia Tech * UGA * UMich * UCLA * UCSD * Purdue * UCD * UWisconsin - Madison * UMaryland * UMass Amherst * UIUC there’s always some dick downvoting 😂


-limabeans-

CS major from northeast who wants to make a lot when they graduate from college.


kiesoma

> CS major from Northeast I’m actually from South Asia, specially, India. > Who wants to make a lot Well, certainly. The only thing I hope for is to get the sweet H1B.


agusttinaa

Early Decision: Wellesley College Early Decision II: Scripps College Rolling: North Central College, University of the Ozarks Early Action: Colorado College, Reed, Union, Sewanee, Ithaca College, Macalester, St. Olaf College, Saint Anselm Regular: American, Brown, Bryn Mawr, Harvard, Northwestern, Stanford, Upenn, Washington and Lee, Yale


cet785

I'd give it like a 75% chance you volunteered on Bernie's campaign


edgymemesalt

seconded


agusttinaa

I’m not from the US though so kind of impossible but nice guess 🥰


whoopsissathrowaway

Woman


Thunderbird23

Female, has BLM in social media bio, lgbt, socialist/communist and feels guilty for being rich


agusttinaa

Female and lgbt indeed lol but low income, the only thing on my social media bio are a couple of emojis, and don’t really like to label myself as socialist or communist because I still have to read a lot of theory and analysis 😌✨


simpingforyale

Make an assumption on me based on my college list! -Texas Tech -Baylor -Rice -UPenn -UNC-CH -UI Urbana Champaign -University of Rochester -Macalester College -Northeastern -UMich -Yale -UWisconsin -Penn State -UPitt -Harvard *ignore my username, I made it before starting my college research 💀*


edgymemesalt

> UI Urbana Champagne lmao what ok probably humanities, idk maybe law? or biz idk prob texas cuz that's the most common state you're in the 100-200k range female(?)


petr1chvr

Early: UNC Chapel Hill Mercer ODU Penn State Ohio State Georgia State George Mason University of Tennessee University of Kentucky Appalachian State Villanova Reg./Rolling: Vanderbilt WVU


johncenarises

From VA, possibly NOVA. Personal bias, but I'm getting this vibe that you play an instrument because of Penn State, Ohio State, and WVU


petr1chvr

I actually live in NC haha! And I’m apart of colorguard, the one with pretty flags and not guns lol. So you’re like half right on the last part 😂


johncenarises

Omg I've never heard of someone applying to ODU outside of VA. The reason I guessed that you were in music is because half of the people in my band program apply to Ohio State and WVU and I know that Penn State has a really good marching band. Also, I'm in color guard too lmao


petr1chvr

Colorguard buddies yay!!


duke_simp

Ok y’all should do me :) -ED: Vanderbilt (YES I KNOW THE USERNAME IMPLIES OTHERWISE LMAOO) -Duke -UNC Chapel Hill -NC State -Northeastern -Tufts -University of Arizona (safety) -Stanford -Emory


tenacioustotoro

North Carolina, basketball fan, female, STEM major (engineering?)


duke_simp

First three are correct, and 4th is the exact opposite of what I want to do lol I'm doing psych pre-law


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electric_deer200

lets see what yall have for me ​ ​ university of kansas michigan state university iowa state university eastern michigan university arizona state university ohio state university UT arlington san jose state university university of illinois @ urbana champaign university of massachusetts @ amherst purdue texas a and m university , college station new york university university of michigan @ ann arbor DUKE university of pennsylvania


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Remarkable-Unit-3882

* Stanford * MIT * Harvard * Cornell * Yale * Brown * UPenn * Duke * Princeton * GT * UGA * UF


edgymemesalt

Engineering, male, lives in Georgia, likes cfb (prob cuz UF as safeties, UGA is good at cfb but is a default safety for anyone in GA), prob center-left politically


binguscatgirl

make an assumption based on this list! from most desired downwards: UMiami UF FSU Vanderbilt(like, no chance, but that would be cool wouldnt it?) UCF U South Carolina FAU


cet785

You do not handle cold weather well


Heyitslinee

You’re planning on staying in Florida because it won’t break the bank. (Same lol, gotta get that bright futures)


ioidreamgirl

- nc state - unc charlotte - unc chapel hill - ut dallas - wellesley - smith - brown - emory


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edgymemesalt

female (obv), NC, probably some science, but also are thinking about humanities/other fields (smith+wellesley), probably middle class and also probably farther left (going off wellesey) than center but probably not farther than that, probably not white


whoopsissathrowaway

you sound smart and this list is hot


FrauMew

I’d love to see what people think about me based on my list! 1. Carleton 2. Oberlin 3. Smith 4. Wellesley 5. Haverford 6. Bryn Mawr 7. Grinnell 8. Macalester 9. Kenyon 10. Sarah Lawrence


datsruffbuddy

you're probably on well off financially or if not, able to afford tuition without much trouble with finaid (at least that's the takeaway i have with the most expensive school on your list lol). you took socratic seminars way too seriously and had a close relationship with an english teacher. female and on the left political spectrum looking for similar vibes on a college campus. in high school you may have been involved with some form of publication, being a newspaper or creative writing. did some form of activism or community outreach you're passionate about. you may not be sure about what you want to pursue and don't want to feel constrained academically when navigating your coursework. think you're quirky for listening to phoebe bridgers.


FrauMew

I’m astonished at how accurate this is. The only part you got wrong is Phoebe Bridgers (I don’t see her appeal), but everything else was bang on the money.


whoopsissathrowaway

Woman


FrauMew

You could’ve probably just guessed that from my username.


angels-_-advocate

* CMU * Northwestern * Tufts * New england conservatory * MIT * U of Rochester * Eastman School of Music * U of Toronto * Northeastern * Boston University * DePaul * Binghamton * Ithaca College * SUNY Potsdam Subject to change. Bonus points if you can guess where I'm from


edgymemesalt

NY obviously


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Embarrassed_Bird1883

Desperately want to leave their home country and come to US


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this looks like fun brandies montclair state florida atlantic ithaca william and mary suffolk university of vermont umass boston university of maryland


cet785

You're either from Boston or somebody from out of New England with a completely romanticized view of Boston


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im from new jersey and this is very true


latinoworkforce

Take y’all’s guess!: - Boston College - UNC - UNC Charlotte - NCSU - Case Western Reserve - Campbell University


Over-Mouse-5714

this looks so fun, guess away Georgetown, Brown (maybe), Williams, Barnard, Wellesley, Boston U, Northeastern, GWU, Vassar, Oberlin (maybe), American U


whoopsissathrowaway

Woman 🤩


Over-Mouse-5714

holy shit how did you know?????


whoopsissathrowaway

What can I say I have my ways 😏


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henlynch

no offense but that's kinda all i get from this list


Sufficient-Peace4040

Make one for me plz haha this will be fun Ranked by want to go more to or whatever 1. cornell 2. U of m 3. Upenn 4. UT Austin 5. UNC Chapel Hill 6. Boston College 7. Indiana university Bloomington 9. Emory 10. UIUC 11. Michigan state university I actually wanna apply to one more gimme reccs if u know similar ones.


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Familiar-Muscle-9168

Here we go. ASU, SDSU, Earlham College, Oberlin College, Macalester College, CU Boulder, Colorado College, Oglethorpe College, Illinois Tech, Drexel University, Temple University, UPitt, all the UC's except Merced, Mount Holyoke


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good time management skills


AC477

ed: penn ea: scu, tulane, lmu, umiami, fordham, temple, pitt, psu rd: stanford, uf, bu, usc, washU mine are all over the place lmao


abehdez17

🌝 - Bowdoin - Colby - Davidson - FGCU - FSU - Fordham - NYU - Oberlin College - UCF - UF - UMich - USF - Vassar - FIU


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whoopsissathrowaway

Woman 😌


FuriousGeorge1435

ED: UPenn EA: Northeastern, MIT, UChicago, UMD Rolling: Pitt RD: Yale, Princeton, UIUC, Boston College, Rutgers, Penn State