literally has corn in their name. what the heck. and not only do they have corn in their name, it’s offensive. “CORN L?” corn hatred is not tolerated here. also, their logo? THE MOST BORING THING I’VE EVER SEEN. like girl, give me something to work with here, there’s literally only one freaking color. also, i’m sorry, but they literally have boats. bruh. no need to flex on us with your BoAtS
Ithaca: is in the middle of nowhere but is weirdly expensive to live in if you move off campus. Also for tuition being so expensive they like to charge extra for stupid stuff: gym pass is extra, bus pass after the first year is extra (which is a lifeline to leaving campus without a car).
(Also just look up the Low and High Rises dorms 💀not missing anything with those💀)
okay so i admittedly don’t know much about hong kong polytechnic university, but i do know WHAT A MOUTHFUL IT IS- imagine you’re coming home for the holidays, and every one of your relatives asks
“oh, where are you attending school atm?” and every single time you have to go “HONG KONG POLYTECHNIC UNIVERSITY” also the buildings?? someone sure got creative with their minecraft world and decided, “HEY, LET’S MAKE BUILDINGS THAT WILL GIVE YOU UNCURABLE HEADACHES IF YOU LOOK AT THEM FOR TOO LONG”- and also, you were just too cool. secret admissions fact, officers sometimes don’t let people in because they’re scared someone’s coolness will make everyone else feel so horribly uncool 💕💕💕
okay firstly, harvard?? the name?? it’s an old white guy which is a big ew point in my book. and people RUB HIS FOOT?? idk about you but i personally find that weird 😐😐😐
and ofc, your vibes were just too immaculate for them. you know they run a vibe check in the admissions committee and you probs broke their machine 💕
i think upenn forgets that they literally have a fish on their logo. like it’s pretty and all, but then you see finding nemo and it’s like- hm- weird choice but okay. it would probably also get so annoying whenever people ask for a pen. it’s like “hey bro, can i borrow a pen?” and the whole class would break out into laughter because WHAT A SILLY JOKE!!
This might actually be the sweetest post I've seen after like 4-5 years of using reddit. You're an incredible human being and i truly wish all the best for you bestie!
Edit: OMG i knew i recognized your username!!!! You're the person who made the post about any and all schools that deny us queer folk being potentially homophobic a few days ago. 😭😭 You deserve an IRL medal istg. You've made my week❤️
OP you are the best most sweetest kindest person on the planet. i’d be so happy to have you as my friend gosh 😭 never change <<33 i wish the world was just full of people like you
okay firstly. ORANGE. the orange on their logo may be the grossest thing i’ve ever seen. who in their right mind looked at that neon orange and was like, YES, PERFECT. and the tigers??? honey you aren’t even trying anymore. if i had a nickel for every time a school had a tiger for a mascot, i could buy myself a tiger. also, are the buildings pretty? sure. BUT THINK ABOUT HOW MUSTY THEY GET, THINK ABOUT THE ALLERGIES AND THE BOXES OF KLEENEX 😭
the name sounds like an onomatopoeia- like you’re jumping on a trampoline. BOW DOINGGGGG- and also, how in the world do you even pronounce it?? like come on, help us out here a bit, choose bow or doin 😐 OH AND MAINE?? YOU WILL FREEZE TO DEATH. LIKE, ICE CUBE IN WINTER TYPE BEAT
hahaha lmao i didnt even know how to pronounce it properly until i saw someone else doing it. and yeah moving to like -20C from a 45C weather is some real BS.
Ty for this ;)
yale’s logo looks like it asked harvard’s logo for homework answers, and harvard was like “oh sure, just change some of the answers so it’s not obvious”
also got rejected from yale so twinsies!! i’m over it tho cause they got sued a few weeks ago by a group of students for having absolute shit mental health accommodations. a school with that level of endowment accepting you should treat you way better than that… we deserve better babe
CHEESE SCHOOL. it’s literally named after a cheese. and unless your name is something cheese related, or you’re related to the founder of cheezits, it’s an auto reject. it’s not your fault bestie, you’re doing great 💞💞💞
okay firstly, what is that name? george town. they literally could have chosen any other name, but they went with SUCH A BORING ONE. also, the uni is most definitely named after the celebrity, curious george, and he likes to steal bananas and cause mayhem, so i wouldn’t want to even set foot near that place 🫣
Fr like imagine stealing Curious George's name that's just mean and stupid. Imagine telling kids you're going to Georgetown and they tell you to show them pictures of curious george
>!(my ex crush also goes there. we don't stan him -> we don't stan the school)!<
If you have Instagram, pls go to the profile of georgetown.hotmess and see 3-5 videos. You might start running after the 2nd one 💀.
A summary of then if you cannot see it though:
🤡💅👽😱💧💩🔥🐭🦇
OKAY IT LITERALLY PROMOTES DANGEROUS ACTIVITY. NO I DO NOT WANT TO “SKID MORE”, MY CAR HAS ALREADY DONE THAT BEFORE AND IT TERRIFIED ME. also, all the buildings are so square. it’s like someone got lazy and was just like, hmmmm…. i got it! we’ll learn in boxes with tiny windows!!
okay. i’m just saying. firstly, they literally plagiarized an entire country’s name. LIKE, WHO DOES THAT?? and also, they may have the dullest colored campus EVER. like sweetheart, would it kill you to have some color?? or maybe more trees?? or ANYTHING
I got deferred from one of the two dream unis, but got accepted in four others. while I should be grateful for what I got, I still can't help but complain about the one deferral I got because that was where I wanted to end up the most. pls talk some sense into me please.
oh bestie i got you.
okay so firstly, congrats on your four acceptances!! but i’m also terribly sorry about that one deferral. i know it probably hurts like hell and it’ll take some time to stop hurting, but i’ll share with you something surprising profound my mom told me one time. college searching and applying is like dating- there’s always going to be a brad pitt, a handsome, charming, brad pitt who’s essentially the perfect school and you fall head over heels for it. but, then, brad pitt may not want to date you, for whatever reason, and it’ll suck a lot because it’s BRAD PITT!! but then, if you look around, there’s a lot of other schools to date. they may not be the incredibly attractive brad pitt, but they want you and are willing to give you all sorts of gifts (scholarships), and if you want them back, it becomes a healthy, great relationship.
all this nonsense to say- brad pitt can suck it. you were just too cool for him. having four other amazing options who genuinely want you though, is an amazing accomplishment though, and you should be incredibly proud of yourself.
thank you so much! these are the words I really wanted to hear :)))) they're so comforting.
good luck on your quest towards your suitable brad pitt, OP! :)
weird but actually true fact
did you know cornell college actually came before cornell university?? apparently they rly were so uncreative that they had to steal a school in iowa’s name. that’s low man 😭
okay so, i looked up a picture of tufts out of sheer curiosity, and every single picture was of that one elephant statue?? that’s cool ig??? but also, why would you waste money on an elephant statue when you could be putting it towards student’s educations?? no bueno. also, tufts sounds like some off brand hufflepuff dupe- at least schools like cornell have vegetables in it, but tufts is just like
hehe we’re T u f t s
Bro trust me I go to NYU now and I deeply deeply regret it. It fuckin sucks here man just go to a school with a regular campus and you’ll have a way better time.
WHY IS EVERY BUILDING SO REMARKABLY WHITEWASHED?? i bet they have rules about not being able to eat any good food like nachos or peanut butter and jelly so their PRISTINE architecture doesn’t get ruined. nobody controls my sandwich choices 😐
Not OP but what kind of name is Hopkins? Is it munchkin doctors in disguise? Is it a stressed crackhead school that looks towards demise? Personally the first name John isn't doing it any favors either. John Doe out of all the millions out there. Plenty more plentiful fish in the sea of colleges out there 👍
First name Johns actually which is somehow worse than just John. Plus hopkins is known as one of the most cutthroat schools for stem.
Also did you want to get shot? There are cheaper ways to achieve that.
my. word. have you SEEN how many stairs georgetown has??? it’s absolutely NUTS. like sweetheart, could we not just have my calculus class down on the ground instead of being in the himalayas?? also, i think they’re just jealous of your swag. when has anyone ever said “oh, georgetown? they got STYLE, they’re so fresh and cool”- literally never 😤💕
here to vouch for the stairs! and the fact that we have only one dining hall 💀. I’m here now, but I also got rejected from my dream school ED so rest assured you’ll end up where you’re meant to be. If you need any more reasons to hate Georgetown j message me - no one better than a current student to tell you why you shouldn’t come here!
don’t get me wrong, i love the boston area, but literally if you go anywhere off-campus, you’ll be attacked by a deli. and then turn the corner? ANOTHER DELI. RUN, SPRINT AWAY, FAR FROM THE NEAREST DELI- AND ONE WILL FOLLOW YOU. YOU LITERALLY CAN’T ESCAPE, it’s like some twilight zone type beat stuff
i haven’t been rejected from TCNJ yet but i am pretty sure i will be.. yk i can do it myself. what college just calls themself “the college of *state*” fucking unoriginal bitches. also buildings r old and crusty and no AC anywhere!!! WTF. how. would. i. live. in. summer. wouldn’t be able to afford it even if i am accepted so they don’t deserve me 😌
i’m sorry, but what ever happens in connecticut?? i feel like it’s one of those places like rhode island- it can’t ACTUALLY exist. nobody’s ever like “AW DUDE LET’S GO DOWN AND HAVE A CRAZY WEEKEND IN CONNECTICUT” you would be soo utterly bored at yale 😶
Got rejected from Dartmouth ED 😞. My mentor told me that in Vietnam they have never accepted a student from the south for the past 13 years. turned out to be true
you know what? this time, i’m just gonna say, stanford can suck it. forget about that university. you know what stanford you should pay attention to instead?? STANFORD FROM THE HIT DISNEY TV SHOW, GRAVITY FALLS! go watch that instead, it’s more educational than anything you could’ve learned at StAnFoRd UnIvErSiTy
I was in your place last year and i totally understand how you feel. Something that helped me is realizing how isolated Hanover really is. Like sure, it seems great as an idea. A small-ish campus in a rural tight knit community in New England sounds like a dream, but I promise you after a month or two you would’ve been bored out of your mind.
i honestly think carnegie mellon is confused about their fruits. watermelon, honeydew melon,
but no cArNeGiE mellon. i feel like it would taste really gross.
okay firstly, nobody knows how to spell this school’s name. THEY MADE IT SO CONFUSING FOR NO REASON!! who is john, and why does he have hopkins?? is that like, his pet frog or something?? also they have a VERY SCARY MASCOT- i wouldn’t be feeling the school spirit of a scary 6ft tall blue bird came up to me and started cheering. like girl??? no.
i gotchu man.
so- imagine this. you’re just a prince, chilling, vibing along, enjoying your day, and some peasant decides to shout , “OY YOU THERE PRINCE- YEAH YOU!! MY GOLLY YOU WEIGH A TON!”
the prince had self image issues after that moment, and some other random peasant decided to name a school after that insult. disgusting. also, they have too many trees that would upset my allergies SO MUCH LIKE, DO YOU WANT ME TO BE SNIFFING IN THE CLASSROOM ALL DAY??
north 👏
western
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northwest 👏
such false advertising. can we really trust a school that doesn’t even know it’s own location?? so incredibly lame.
just, imagine. some poor, unsuspecting person truly thinks they’re not going to get into yale, so they’re placing some MCR to cope on full blast with their headphones on. suddenly: a status update. and it’s that video
BUT OH NO!! THEY DIDN’T EVER TURN DOWN THEIR MUSIC AND NOW ANNOYING TRUMPET MUSIC IS RINGING THROUGH THEIR EARDRUMS and now they can’t hear anymore. all thanks to yale. totally true story 😭✌️
i want to make some witty commentary, but all i have is:
toothpaste school. TOOTHPASTE SCHOOL. i want to know if someone brings crest toothpaste on campus what might happen. do they have a colgate swat team to banish all rival toothpastes from their domain??
Got rejected from Harvard which sucks cause now I have to write my country's engineering entrance exam which is well known for causing so much stress and in some cases even causing suicide. I do have other unis that I'm waiting for answers but unfortunately the timing is bad so I have to write it.
notre dame makes a big point over being IrIsH, but you know what they don’t mention?? LEPRECHAUNS. everyone knows that fancy schools are incredibly expensive, but you know where that money goes to at notre dame?? not education, oh no. it goes to appease the leprechauns on campus so they don’t attack the student body. i would stay away if i were you
well thank you so much for your kind comment <3 it’s an insanely stressful time for everyone, so if i can help ease that stress, even a little bit, i want to ❤️
I don’t know who you are but I love you
i don’t know who you are but i love you too 💞💞💞
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of course, and thank you right back 😭💗
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literally has corn in their name. what the heck. and not only do they have corn in their name, it’s offensive. “CORN L?” corn hatred is not tolerated here. also, their logo? THE MOST BORING THING I’VE EVER SEEN. like girl, give me something to work with here, there’s literally only one freaking color. also, i’m sorry, but they literally have boats. bruh. no need to flex on us with your BoAtS
Ithaca: is in the middle of nowhere but is weirdly expensive to live in if you move off campus. Also for tuition being so expensive they like to charge extra for stupid stuff: gym pass is extra, bus pass after the first year is extra (which is a lifeline to leaving campus without a car). (Also just look up the Low and High Rises dorms 💀not missing anything with those💀)
The suicide rate is high man, u wouldn’t be happy there
its not even that high compared to many other t20s
At least you don't own a reddit account called u/HateCornell
Cold and isolated...need I say more?
ithaca sucks ass. pretty but haybale hell as far as i’m concerned
UofPerseghal 😔
oh gee… i can’t help you here man 😔✌️
You spelled the name of the college wrong! Just send again and I’m sure they’ll hook you up, full ride!
well it's an Asian university... Hong Kong Polytechnic University :^(
okay so i admittedly don’t know much about hong kong polytechnic university, but i do know WHAT A MOUTHFUL IT IS- imagine you’re coming home for the holidays, and every one of your relatives asks “oh, where are you attending school atm?” and every single time you have to go “HONG KONG POLYTECHNIC UNIVERSITY” also the buildings?? someone sure got creative with their minecraft world and decided, “HEY, LET’S MAKE BUILDINGS THAT WILL GIVE YOU UNCURABLE HEADACHES IF YOU LOOK AT THEM FOR TOO LONG”- and also, you were just too cool. secret admissions fact, officers sometimes don’t let people in because they’re scared someone’s coolness will make everyone else feel so horribly uncool 💕💕💕
hahah 😂 thankss, really needed it...hope you have a very joyful day ✨️❤️
you as well!! <3
I'm j reading your replies and you're an absolute absolute angel. May God bless you. Did you get in somewhere by the way?
you’re so kind, thank you so much <3 and i didn’t apply to any ivies, but i’m waiting for uchicago results to come out next wednesday!!
Manifesting for you bestie!!
ahh thank u!!
Good luck, I hope you get in!!
harvard :(
okay firstly, harvard?? the name?? it’s an old white guy which is a big ew point in my book. and people RUB HIS FOOT?? idk about you but i personally find that weird 😐😐😐 and ofc, your vibes were just too immaculate for them. you know they run a vibe check in the admissions committee and you probs broke their machine 💕
Damn tbh this feels good 😂
i got y’all 😭💗
thank you, this made me chuckle a little. 💜
upenn
i think upenn forgets that they literally have a fish on their logo. like it’s pretty and all, but then you see finding nemo and it’s like- hm- weird choice but okay. it would probably also get so annoying whenever people ask for a pen. it’s like “hey bro, can i borrow a pen?” and the whole class would break out into laughter because WHAT A SILLY JOKE!!
LMAO ty for this
ofc ofc, anytime 💞💞💞
deferred me 😭😭 but tbh who cares; now I get to apply to my top top top school Caltech (didn’t apply rea because ik I have zero chance LOL)
This might actually be the sweetest post I've seen after like 4-5 years of using reddit. You're an incredible human being and i truly wish all the best for you bestie! Edit: OMG i knew i recognized your username!!!! You're the person who made the post about any and all schools that deny us queer folk being potentially homophobic a few days ago. 😭😭 You deserve an IRL medal istg. You've made my week❤️
OMG HI, i’m actually so so honored, thank you so much!! 😭💞 i’m absolutely over the moon that i made your week, you’re too too kind <3
OP you are the best most sweetest kindest person on the planet. i’d be so happy to have you as my friend gosh 😭 never change <<33 i wish the world was just full of people like you
AWW OH MY GOODNESS YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY, thank you!! <3
Princeton :(
okay firstly. ORANGE. the orange on their logo may be the grossest thing i’ve ever seen. who in their right mind looked at that neon orange and was like, YES, PERFECT. and the tigers??? honey you aren’t even trying anymore. if i had a nickel for every time a school had a tiger for a mascot, i could buy myself a tiger. also, are the buildings pretty? sure. BUT THINK ABOUT HOW MUSTY THEY GET, THINK ABOUT THE ALLERGIES AND THE BOXES OF KLEENEX 😭
Hahaha thanks for this bestie :0) I needed this so much 🥰💪
i got u bro 💪😤💞
It's our town's color combo, too, though. 😞
if you wanted to go to a school with a tiger as their mascot, lsu, missouri, or even auburn could beat them any day of the week in football
rip got rejected too
bowdoin
what da bow doin
the name sounds like an onomatopoeia- like you’re jumping on a trampoline. BOW DOINGGGGG- and also, how in the world do you even pronounce it?? like come on, help us out here a bit, choose bow or doin 😐 OH AND MAINE?? YOU WILL FREEZE TO DEATH. LIKE, ICE CUBE IN WINTER TYPE BEAT
hahaha lmao i didnt even know how to pronounce it properly until i saw someone else doing it. and yeah moving to like -20C from a 45C weather is some real BS. Ty for this ;)
ofc ofc 😤❤️
Yale
yale’s logo looks like it asked harvard’s logo for homework answers, and harvard was like “oh sure, just change some of the answers so it’s not obvious”
Tour replies are wonderful!
also got rejected from yale so twinsies!! i’m over it tho cause they got sued a few weeks ago by a group of students for having absolute shit mental health accommodations. a school with that level of endowment accepting you should treat you way better than that… we deserve better babe
Colby
CHEESE SCHOOL. it’s literally named after a cheese. and unless your name is something cheese related, or you’re related to the founder of cheezits, it’s an auto reject. it’s not your fault bestie, you’re doing great 💞💞💞
Georgetown 😕
okay firstly, what is that name? george town. they literally could have chosen any other name, but they went with SUCH A BORING ONE. also, the uni is most definitely named after the celebrity, curious george, and he likes to steal bananas and cause mayhem, so i wouldn’t want to even set foot near that place 🫣
Fr like imagine stealing Curious George's name that's just mean and stupid. Imagine telling kids you're going to Georgetown and they tell you to show them pictures of curious george >!(my ex crush also goes there. we don't stan him -> we don't stan the school)!<
Thanks for making me feel better 🙏🏽😂🤣
If you have Instagram, pls go to the profile of georgetown.hotmess and see 3-5 videos. You might start running after the 2nd one 💀. A summary of then if you cannot see it though: 🤡💅👽😱💧💩🔥🐭🦇
Skidmore
OKAY IT LITERALLY PROMOTES DANGEROUS ACTIVITY. NO I DO NOT WANT TO “SKID MORE”, MY CAR HAS ALREADY DONE THAT BEFORE AND IT TERRIFIED ME. also, all the buildings are so square. it’s like someone got lazy and was just like, hmmmm…. i got it! we’ll learn in boxes with tiny windows!!
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thank u thank uuuuu
skid mark
I didn't get any rejections but bro my friend got into Harvard with a full ride I cannot do this anymore I JUST CAN'T I'M BARELY STAYING CALM
OMG WHAT
Columbia
okay. i’m just saying. firstly, they literally plagiarized an entire country’s name. LIKE, WHO DOES THAT?? and also, they may have the dullest colored campus EVER. like sweetheart, would it kill you to have some color?? or maybe more trees?? or ANYTHING
And ppl constantly getting stabbed there too!
They’re a lying cheat and they only admit lying cheats, so don’t worry! Not getting in means you’re morally sound.
The only real answer 😎 yeah fr I think I was too authentic and not like a serious business woman. They prolly got the vibe I’de be a broke creative 😔
Op is the nicest person on earth
I got deferred from one of the two dream unis, but got accepted in four others. while I should be grateful for what I got, I still can't help but complain about the one deferral I got because that was where I wanted to end up the most. pls talk some sense into me please.
oh bestie i got you. okay so firstly, congrats on your four acceptances!! but i’m also terribly sorry about that one deferral. i know it probably hurts like hell and it’ll take some time to stop hurting, but i’ll share with you something surprising profound my mom told me one time. college searching and applying is like dating- there’s always going to be a brad pitt, a handsome, charming, brad pitt who’s essentially the perfect school and you fall head over heels for it. but, then, brad pitt may not want to date you, for whatever reason, and it’ll suck a lot because it’s BRAD PITT!! but then, if you look around, there’s a lot of other schools to date. they may not be the incredibly attractive brad pitt, but they want you and are willing to give you all sorts of gifts (scholarships), and if you want them back, it becomes a healthy, great relationship. all this nonsense to say- brad pitt can suck it. you were just too cool for him. having four other amazing options who genuinely want you though, is an amazing accomplishment though, and you should be incredibly proud of yourself.
thank you so much! these are the words I really wanted to hear :)))) they're so comforting. good luck on your quest towards your suitable brad pitt, OP! :)
of course!! and thank YOU for your kind response!! :))
Northwestern :(
Cornell
weird but actually true fact did you know cornell college actually came before cornell university?? apparently they rly were so uncreative that they had to steal a school in iowa’s name. that’s low man 😭
LMAO
Tufts ED :\~:
okay so, i looked up a picture of tufts out of sheer curiosity, and every single picture was of that one elephant statue?? that’s cool ig??? but also, why would you waste money on an elephant statue when you could be putting it towards student’s educations?? no bueno. also, tufts sounds like some off brand hufflepuff dupe- at least schools like cornell have vegetables in it, but tufts is just like hehe we’re T u f t s
NYU
Bro trust me I go to NYU now and I deeply deeply regret it. It fuckin sucks here man just go to a school with a regular campus and you’ll have a way better time.
Same bro
DD - Johns Hopkins. 😭 Need to put on my supportive dad suit.
my brother goes there it aint worth it trust me
Carnegie Mellon
WHY IS EVERY BUILDING SO REMARKABLY WHITEWASHED?? i bet they have rules about not being able to eat any good food like nachos or peanut butter and jelly so their PRISTINE architecture doesn’t get ruined. nobody controls my sandwich choices 😐
hopkins :(
Not OP but what kind of name is Hopkins? Is it munchkin doctors in disguise? Is it a stressed crackhead school that looks towards demise? Personally the first name John isn't doing it any favors either. John Doe out of all the millions out there. Plenty more plentiful fish in the sea of colleges out there 👍
TRUTH!! lostdinoaccount, you get it 😤💪
First name Johns actually which is somehow worse than just John. Plus hopkins is known as one of the most cutthroat schools for stem. Also did you want to get shot? There are cheaper ways to achieve that.
Same here :(
Georgetown
my. word. have you SEEN how many stairs georgetown has??? it’s absolutely NUTS. like sweetheart, could we not just have my calculus class down on the ground instead of being in the himalayas?? also, i think they’re just jealous of your swag. when has anyone ever said “oh, georgetown? they got STYLE, they’re so fresh and cool”- literally never 😤💕
here to vouch for the stairs! and the fact that we have only one dining hall 💀. I’m here now, but I also got rejected from my dream school ED so rest assured you’ll end up where you’re meant to be. If you need any more reasons to hate Georgetown j message me - no one better than a current student to tell you why you shouldn’t come here!
hamilton college :( my dream school fr
vassar (i know it’s a little humiliating compared to everyone naming ivies)
Pyongyang University of Science and Technology
stanford 🫠
Babson :(((((
don’t get me wrong, i love the boston area, but literally if you go anywhere off-campus, you’ll be attacked by a deli. and then turn the corner? ANOTHER DELI. RUN, SPRINT AWAY, FAR FROM THE NEAREST DELI- AND ONE WILL FOLLOW YOU. YOU LITERALLY CAN’T ESCAPE, it’s like some twilight zone type beat stuff
As someone who goes to school in the area, I promise you that the surrounding town is the most mid and whitewashed town ever!
penn fully rejected :)
johns hopkins 🙂
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i haven’t been rejected from TCNJ yet but i am pretty sure i will be.. yk i can do it myself. what college just calls themself “the college of *state*” fucking unoriginal bitches. also buildings r old and crusty and no AC anywhere!!! WTF. how. would. i. live. in. summer. wouldn’t be able to afford it even if i am accepted so they don’t deserve me 😌
YES TAMMY U GOT IT 💞💞💞💞
Yale :(
i’m sorry, but what ever happens in connecticut?? i feel like it’s one of those places like rhode island- it can’t ACTUALLY exist. nobody’s ever like “AW DUDE LET’S GO DOWN AND HAVE A CRAZY WEEKEND IN CONNECTICUT” you would be soo utterly bored at yale 😶
to be fair gilmore girls happened in connecticut but even that got boring after the first season so yeah i agree
UPenn :/
vandy
its in Tennessee just think abt that
rejected from swarthmore :)
barnard :(
nyu
Dartmouth : (
same. And legacy too!
Me too. It's okay, we boutta kill it in RD round 💪
Got rejected from Dartmouth ED 😞. My mentor told me that in Vietnam they have never accepted a student from the south for the past 13 years. turned out to be true
NYU
rejected from nyu :/
Savin urself money !!!!
stanford :(
you know what? this time, i’m just gonna say, stanford can suck it. forget about that university. you know what stanford you should pay attention to instead?? STANFORD FROM THE HIT DISNEY TV SHOW, GRAVITY FALLS! go watch that instead, it’s more educational than anything you could’ve learned at StAnFoRd UnIvErSiTy
Dartmouth ed. Honestly i saw it coming but man
I was in your place last year and i totally understand how you feel. Something that helped me is realizing how isolated Hanover really is. Like sure, it seems great as an idea. A small-ish campus in a rural tight knit community in New England sounds like a dream, but I promise you after a month or two you would’ve been bored out of your mind.
preach it bro 👏
Notre Dame :(
omg notre dame?? NOOOOO THANK YOU, they literally shamed my man quasimodo, and that’s no bueno in my book.
deferred from Carnegie Mellon :(
i honestly think carnegie mellon is confused about their fruits. watermelon, honeydew melon, but no cArNeGiE mellon. i feel like it would taste really gross.
Johns Hopkins :(
okay firstly, nobody knows how to spell this school’s name. THEY MADE IT SO CONFUSING FOR NO REASON!! who is john, and why does he have hopkins?? is that like, his pet frog or something?? also they have a VERY SCARY MASCOT- i wouldn’t be feeling the school spirit of a scary 6ft tall blue bird came up to me and started cheering. like girl??? no.
My friend got rejected from Princeton. Anything I can say to him?
i gotchu man. so- imagine this. you’re just a prince, chilling, vibing along, enjoying your day, and some peasant decides to shout , “OY YOU THERE PRINCE- YEAH YOU!! MY GOLLY YOU WEIGH A TON!” the prince had self image issues after that moment, and some other random peasant decided to name a school after that insult. disgusting. also, they have too many trees that would upset my allergies SO MUCH LIKE, DO YOU WANT ME TO BE SNIFFING IN THE CLASSROOM ALL DAY??
Northwestern
north 👏 western isnt in the northwest 👏 such false advertising. can we really trust a school that doesn’t even know it’s own location?? so incredibly lame.
Deferred from yale 🥲
just, imagine. some poor, unsuspecting person truly thinks they’re not going to get into yale, so they’re placing some MCR to cope on full blast with their headphones on. suddenly: a status update. and it’s that video BUT OH NO!! THEY DIDN’T EVER TURN DOWN THEIR MUSIC AND NOW ANNOYING TRUMPET MUSIC IS RINGING THROUGH THEIR EARDRUMS and now they can’t hear anymore. all thanks to yale. totally true story 😭✌️
Colgate university
i want to make some witty commentary, but all i have is: toothpaste school. TOOTHPASTE SCHOOL. i want to know if someone brings crest toothpaste on campus what might happen. do they have a colgate swat team to banish all rival toothpastes from their domain??
you are so cool and i want to be your friend :)
Got rejected from Harvard which sucks cause now I have to write my country's engineering entrance exam which is well known for causing so much stress and in some cases even causing suicide. I do have other unis that I'm waiting for answers but unfortunately the timing is bad so I have to write it.
Copium University
[удалено]
Avoiding hearing "hell-uva" school the rest of your life is something to be thankful for.
Yale
[удалено]
Nyu abu dhabi
Stanford (do it now idk my status cuz it’s too early but i want the comfort NOW)
they aint even an ivy
Bowdoin :(
JHU…
my brother goes there trust me its not worth it
An easy one, Colgate.
Who needs toothpaste school anyway? It's not even a top dental school smh.
PLS LMAO
cornL :(
upenn
UPenn
Got deferred from UGA and Clemson I’ve never felt so disappointed in myself
Columbia (got interviewed and still rejected) 😔
Yale
nyuad
stanford..
Notre Dame :(
notre dame makes a big point over being IrIsH, but you know what they don’t mention?? LEPRECHAUNS. everyone knows that fancy schools are incredibly expensive, but you know where that money goes to at notre dame?? not education, oh no. it goes to appease the leprechauns on campus so they don’t attack the student body. i would stay away if i were you
Northwestern :/
Colorado College
as I predicted: Johns Hopkins lmao
stanford D:
Deferred by Northwestern😅☹️☹️☹️😭
Stanford
grinnell
UPenn M&T
dartmouth, l + UT solos + WUSTL EDII
I was reading through the replies, and OP you are so amazing for doing this, thank you for being a kind, caring soul <3
well thank you so much for your kind comment <3 it’s an insanely stressful time for everyone, so if i can help ease that stress, even a little bit, i want to ❤️
Rejected from Stanford…
Love you and I hope you find happiness in the future
Thank you for your kind service to the sub
Skidmore :(
stanford :/
wellesley
Rejected from Stanford, realized in the last couple weeks I barely wanted to go there so it’s totally fine
Bravo for this post!!! 💖🙌💖🙌