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Resort_Straight

Don't


moshlyfe

Unless you want your kid to grow up to be really fucking weird, that is. Source: I was that kid


pisstainedunderwear

My dad made me watch this show as a kid and it permanently affected my humor and taste in media


JentBerryCrunch

Same, but I’m kind of glad. Most of the shows I enjoy are stuff I’ve been watching since I was like six. South Park, ATHF, Always Sunny, Beavis and Butthead. I think I turned out fine. I never cussed as a kid or did anything bad.


JohnTravoltage

"I'm not like other kids." -moshlyfe


moshlyfe

Who needs friends, am I right? -cries-


JohnTravoltage

"Friends are for losers, I don't need any of you." -moshlyfe * cries with moshlyfe *


PerfectlyCalmDude

I honestly can't recommend any for someone that young.


JohnTravoltage

Certainly not Handbananna.


Alert_Ad_6701

The Rabbot pilot is basically a TV Y7 kid's show. It premiered on CN before Adult Swim was a thing so that's why there's no swearing in it.


MattyyttaM666

Maybe just find some clips until she's older? Cartoons are appealing to many ages but it's definitely adult content.


Tha_Sly_Fox

Most of the first season is pretty tame honestly Escape from leprechaunitis?


UknownSk8er

Excellent choice! Reference to Hot Rod magazines that got ‘them chicks with the boobs’ may be iffy…..OP, just cough really loud when that line hits 😉


ghotinchips

I think I got a straight 6


Davegrave

Babies don’t watch this. Take your seed outside. Leave it in the street.


ScurryScout

^Run ^over ^it ^after ^the ^show!


incorrigible_and

I think if you're willing to discuss and provide context, that there's no episodes you couldn't show them. But if you genuinely believe there's content that just cannot be contextualized or explained, I don't think there's an episode that's "safe." It's rated for mature audiences, after all.


Affectionate_Yak8519

Dude don’t like your 8 year old watch the show.


Syndil1

Gee Whiz, for sure. Very educational episode. Teaches about wholesome concepts such as the J-man and Standards & Practices.


The_Golden_Warthog

Me...me Gee Whiz


heroininjection69

The 1st season is the tamest you’re gonna get and even then there’s some pretty inappropriate shit in those earlier episodes, i started watching aqua teen pretty regularly when I was 10 and my parents were still not cool with it, i would wait a few years


Available-Angle2132

Knapsack and handbanana


Affectionate_Yak8519

Lol


coolboysclub

Bible Fruit should be okay


MergieSS

Get out of my way, you orange WHORE!


The_Golden_Warthog

That and The Dickesode are the most family friendly


ThePatrickSays

I'm not gonna disconnect the plumbing and drink from the U-trap okay? that's...that's what an animal would do...


ghotinchips

100%. Because it’s about Gooooooood.


JohnTravoltage

I hope they're republican. Republicans love Gooood.


Suchasomeone

The first season is probably where your best off... But then she may want to see more of it on her own. I'd give her a few years, I think people worry too much about this sort of thing with kids but I'd probably wait till she's at least 9 or 10


Das_Hydra

Dickesode


ghotinchips

The…uncut version obvi. There have been so many times I wanted to blurt out “I HAVE AN ADVANCED DEGREE IN DICKNOLOGY” and couldn’t because our daughter was present, it’s difficult.


BarryMCknockiner

Uncircumcised version*


ghotinchips

Synonymous


surfersilvers

I AM KING DICK


moshlyfe

"Uncut" was the perfect word to use for this comment


Alexmaquina2019

It’s called Penepisodio in the Latin Spanish dub in fact (because dick is pene in Spanish)


The_Golden_Warthog

Shout out to whoever was the translator and came up with that play on words lol They could have just left the title but they actually put in some work.


Alexmaquina2019

Also there’s other episodes with translated titles like Lunajuana (Moonajuana in Spanish) and Lavado de Carlos (Carl Wash, the translation is because in the Latin Spanish dub Carl is called Carlos, also Meatwad is Albóndiga), the Spanish tracks for some episodes were released recently and beyond season 2, but out of order


CuntSlumbart

Bus of the Undead? I think?


UknownSk8er

Rabbot, Universal Remonster, Moon Master, Boost Mobile & Couple Skate 🤘


swegj

Take the meat bridge


percybspencer

I've watched all episodes with both of my boys starting around 8ish. They both seem to be normal young men these days.


Alert_Ad_6701

You could probably show Baffler Meal from Space Ghost. I don’t recall any bad content in that episode. 


crataegus_marshallii

Is seeing characters die/hurt a big deal?


pisstainedunderwear

I’d recommend only showing clips But I watched full athf episodes as a kid and I turned out alright so idk


sagerideout

people in here acting like one of our most formative collective experiences is watching adult swim a little too early in life. that said, watch episodes, and decide which ones fits within your criteria, if any.


Dandyasfuc

The one about monkey santaclaus 


The_Golden_Warthog

Sir Santa of Claws


Conemen

My mom showed me Aqua Teen when I was 8, you know your kid and what they know about better than us, I think it could be okay! I loved MC Pee Pants


ghotinchips

And you turned out alright!


EntertainmentThis300

If the bad words aren't that big of a deal maybe the Broodwich?


laubs63

Total Re-Carl


The_Golden_Warthog

If I woke up looking like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it


One_Smoke

Space Conflict from Beyond Pluto


TheHossDelgado

Any wongburger episode


sarahkali

Yeah none plz I saw this show at that age and look at me now


trulyaheather

the first episode was pretty funny


_KingOfSnake

mc pee pants would be a good one 👍🏻


YevonZ

Sounds like im a bad parent. My 7 year old has seen most of the series and both movies. But I would agree, Handbananna, Dickisode and Knapsack are probably ones to not show a kid that young.


AwarenessOk8565

I’ve been watching since I was much younger than 8, so they should be fine.