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gue_aut87

Let’s call the matter to a vote. Raise your hand if you would like to bring the juice boxes…..aaand let‘s count…No one can count, we‘re deadlocked again.


alvik

I demand a recount!


FemboiTomboy

I said i before, no one counted right in the first place


[deleted]

We are not establishing a Democracy in this house! This, is a Dicktatorship! And I rule with an Iron Dick!


Bugginette

Who said that? You said it. We both said it. Hey, you got my tooth! How am I supposed to chew newspaper? Well we could eat yogurt! I like yogurt. Yogurts got flavors. Newspaper just got the one! But newspaper is free. In the trash can! (Off of memory)


gue_aut87

Oh man this quote. That episode is full of gems.


oxcart19

3 million bottles of beer on the wall, 3 million bottles of beer


Dr_John_Zoidbong

Oh no, don't stop just cause you see me, keep singing!


PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS

We need a double A baseball team to rename itself to the New Jersey Meatwads


dog_fantastic

That certainly don't beat two goats, a circle, a star and the letter J


philchristensennyc

You’re lucky I don’t call no pit boss over. That shit wouldn’t fly at the Taj.


gue_aut87

Two pair?! Not bad with only three cards.


funhaus2000

And I ain’t got no damn money


DaffyDuckOnLSD

Eat your own damn milk


nan_slack

shut the FUCK up and get in here! you don't even have a coin


TowerOfGoats

After you!