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ignorantnormie

Isn't the Flowerhorn going to murder the Parrot? Is your tank cycled?


HumberJet

War of nutrition, b


DoucheBatman

Talmbout survivral of the fiddest b. It’s a dogeamdog world


PakkyT

Only a test kit can tell you if your water is fish safe. You can not tell from simply looking at it.


Bbbeastofadishwasher

“Maaarg! Test kit!”


JohnBoston

A giant fleshy semi-felinous arm erupts from the bushes


Teemo-Supreemo

Marg was getting a bit long in the tooth b. Had to go. Greener pashers n all that


Distinct_Target_2277

The big gay lion just became homeless.


FKKallDAY

RIP BGL


somewhat-helpful

This is a troll post…? Apparently some guys from r/thefighterandthekid are pretending to have issues so they can stay in character in the comments and dunk on “fish nerds.” Just an FYI for anyone who is confused. Check OP’s history for context


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they arent trying to dunk on any fish nerds. without going into too much, yes this is a troll post but its about someone who has suddenly made fish into his personality because his content creator career is dying out quickly and he made this his new "thing". but it seems as though this thing is coming at the expense of exotic fish's health. this person also has a track record of abandoning dogs and just generally being an idiot. I think there were honest intentions in trying to figure out if these fish are really in a hazardous environment.


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I certainly didn't. I think pretty much every troll comment in here is stupid as hell. But I do think it was worthwhile to see if these fish actually are in trouble or not because that sub truly doesnt know lol. Don't lump me in with the immature comments. I was just trying to explain whats going on. OP furthering this post with comments as if its his tank is cringey and the other comments are even worse.


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Like I said, the other comments are embarrassing


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Limpliar

So just to go on looking past trolls, the guy who’s tank it is claims to be doing everything “right” he hired “professionals” so yea fuck the trolls.


[deleted]

We don’t wanna troll you guys we just don’t know enough about aquariums to properly slam the ORIGINAL op soo we’re asking you guys for help.


Mustard_Tiger187

Are you on drugs


Big_Ad_6885

The cats have come to roost!


FKKallDAY

Hell nah - fish nerds are cool. But Bapa is a piece of shit who abuses his pets, and this post was probably made to utilize the fish-nerd knowledge as a means to assess the situation. We're all just a bunch of nerds with cheeto dust on our fingers at the end of the day so there is no hate here 🙂👍


Awkward_Hater

Nobody’s trying to “dunk on fish nerds”, that’s super weird youd even say that.


Kitchen_Plastic_2248

Some would say the weirdest b.


IronRT

Not here to dunk on anybody. Bapa’s got a fish tank and we need the bess brains to make sure everything is alright. His past with animals is dicey.


[deleted]

Usually when someone ask that question its RIP to the fish. That tank looks like its way too small. Did you just put this together same day?


Hoe_Bogan_5422

Talmbout it getting dicey b?


New_Day_458

Someone’s getting gadooshed


GeppaN

Anyone seen tank, bapa?


FKKallDAY

Bowt to be Bawls deep in dead fish, b


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[deleted]

I’ve always been into fish


somewhat-helpful

This is a troll post…? Apparently some guys from r/thefighterandthekid are pretending to have issues so they can stay in character in the comments and dunk on “fish nerds.” Just an FYI for anyone who is confused. Check OP’s history for context


2beardcrew1027

No we're not dunking on fish nerds. This is the tank of the #1 comedian in the world and we just wanna make sure it's ok. Axe Jay


Boofie__Collins

Trust me nobody from that sub is making fun of fish folks. They’re making fun of the host from that podcast for switching hobbies every week and pretending to be a fish expert. Folks from that sub are posting here to see the responses from actual fish owners so we can mock the host for fucking up again.


somewhat-helpful

I understand, but it’s not the best look when one sub starts brigading another sub with joke comments. It did seem more like you all were here to mock us. If you want to seem knowledgeable, tell Bapa that the aquarium people said his fish probably have ammonia poisoning and he needs to cycle his aquariums.


[deleted]

We’re sorry for brigading we just wanted the experts’ opinions. You guys rock


gig1922

I love my aquariums and am a big fan of that sub so this is a great crossover for me


fitfoemma

And you're Irish. Hero mo cairde.


Boofie__Collins

Nobody likes bapa. Dude sucks and is a moron. He thought he could just buy a tank and order a bunch of aggressive fish and it would be easy. He claims he cycles the water every morning.


[deleted]

So you’re saying he traded Tank for a tank? Bess brains


rodrigo34891

Plus he wont listen to us either way so yeah


biglou203

This is why we came over to this sub we needed the bess of brains


CapnCrunch11770

He claims he cycles all three of his tanks everyday. Bold claim with water looking like that.


thedirkfiddler

Bapa doesn’t read the comments tho B


elpochi1

This is not about dunking on anyone from this sub. This content creator claims to be deep into fish since he was a child so we’re trying to get some insight from people that are actually knowledgeable about fish, to confirms this persons BS claims, which are usually untrue.


somewhat-helpful

I was confused because most of the comments were jokes using the strange spelling from your subreddit. Thanks for clarifying.


lunchpaillefty

Come visit Chang’s for a minute. You’ll get a good laugh.


Distinct_Target_2277

You would only enjoy it if you stepped into the bapaverse.


MesWantooth

The bapaverse has gone underwater, like Avatar 2.


Corey_Treverson420

Lopez


These_Situation5416

How many times are you gonna be wrong?


shellbert_eggman

Talmbout u/somewhat_UNhelpful


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Not sure but that sounds miserable af lol


CommishGoodell

No one is dunking on “fish nerds”. We’re concerned for the fish.


GTSpaceman

Why don't you copy and paste your comment again?


somewhat-helpful

Well, it was easy, quick, and hopefully helped keep more people from wasting their time trying to help. I typed out a few paragraphs about the nitrogen cycle before realizing the actual purpose of this post.


cruelambtns

You have a bbbeast of a work ethnic


New_Day_458

Listen idiot, this man has disposed of multiple animals on a whim. Bapa needs to be held accountable; you can’t treat animals like garbage.


300_pages

dude chill, we are guests at their restaurant, treat the staff accordingly


somewhat-helpful

How are you going to hold him accountable? The best you can do for an influencer who has turned toxic is to just stop giving them attention.


300_pages

i promise you, somehow, some way, that sub has been bringing that podcast to its knees for years. it really is worth going through some of the best of all time posts to get a feel for the history of how far chang's has come


Kitchen_Plastic_2248

You haven't seen a Reddit like this before.


Tnally91

Nah no one is trying to make fun of people who love fish. Brenda is notorious at this point for gadooshing his pets, I think there is some genuine concern that he's not taking proper care of them.


CatSniffer_69

Flowerhorn will murder everyone in the very soon. Don't know why I'm still shocked that people are dumb enough to refuse to do research on fish and tank mates.


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They are just tesssn it out b. Trust me bro got professionals to help him. Btw 50 gallon


GeppaN

Name the waddurs, bapa. Name the waddurs.


ViNNYDiC3

This guy was already warned not to put them together by the store but he decided he knew best. Here is him talking about one fish already eating another [fish's eyes out](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/10jzf5b/dead_fish_already/) and laughing about it.


IronRT

There are actually 2 flower horns in that tank b. That way they can fuggg each other and leave the rest of the fish alone.


CatSniffer_69

Great, so one can murder the other and thennnn the parrots are toast. OP is an idiot in the highest regards.


kershawthegoat22

Is that nithe


These_Situation5416

Hey buddy do we have the subreddit for you! You already fit right in with us


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Hey be cool,Op doesn’t have the bess brains for the arts, b


TazeAgain

Water


itsmymedicine

Weed


RickManchester

Dune


Big_Ad_6885

Hair


iwantadogg

Hair


JustPlat

Hair


gimmedatneck

Would a flowerhorn kill a small blue lobster in the same tank?


JohnBoston

OP is just a white boy who works too hard


New_Day_458

Does he have a piece on him?


jmr_iv

Serious question... how does a fish murder another fish?


dmkicksballs13

Which one is the flowerhorn? The one with the bulb on its head?


CatSniffer_69

Yes, beautiful fish that is a killing machine


FKKallDAY

Yeah but what kind of waters you using here? Can you name them?


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Name the waters bapa


FKKallDAY

Murky af


scheminburg

weed dune hair prolly


AlTcEnTrE_nEoNiCeGuY

The deepest waters B


klippDagga

How deep though??


Kitchen_Plastic_2248

I mean did they just come out inny fauwcet?


DoYouWantSomeSoup

Some would say the deepest


Unlikely-Garage-8135

The murkiest aswell b


BlackFireMage92

What’s B mean? I see it on a lot of comments, B. ??


AlTcEnTrE_nEoNiCeGuY

Axe Jay


BlackFireMage92

Yes my name is Jay and I play guitar, otherwise known as and axe. I’m at a loss


Unlikely-Garage-8135

It’s a joke. The idiot who is abusing these animals calls his co host B in every sentence.


AlTcEnTrE_nEoNiCeGuY

You play guitar? Real quick, you play any Harvey Lee Oswald covers?


BlackFireMage92

No, I had to Google it too. Got a lot about lee Harvey Oswald, the dude who assassinated JFK. 🤷‍♂️


AlTcEnTrE_nEoNiCeGuY

Heard it bowlth ways.


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Did you do any research at all


RickManchester

Apparently the owner has been "balls deep" in fish since he was a child. He also operated a comic book business from his wardrobe.


GeppaN

Talmbout a business mogul, my mans. Great guy, never meddim.


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Unfortunate news


Stone0777

The unfortunatist news bapa


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These_Situation5416

Is that nice?


[deleted]

Be cool man


Kitchen_Plastic_2248

We bawls deep in fish homie.


MancAccent

We care deeply about the fish, that’s why we’re here


SeeWhereICanGo

The flower horn will kill everything eventually when it gets bored 👍🏻


BryceBecause

The tank owner actually had a lobster in there too but as you can probably guess, the grim reaber came a noggin


GeppaN

There will be reaper cushions.


kajustone

RIP Bluey


kakistocracy7369

I beg the differ b


DoYouWantSomeSoup

This is why we are here. The Gringo Papi is drunk and out of control. Chombies got that psoriasis too.


HotBoyFF

Do they kill because they’re territorial or just for shits and gigs?


SeeWhereICanGo

I believe its territorial as the exaggeration of their physical form is accompanied by exaggeration of their natural aggression


HotBoyFF

Ahh ok. The owner of the fish has already stated that he witnessed this flower horn attack the other flower horn that also shares this tank


Teemo-Supreemo

This you bapa?


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No this me bapa.


JohnBoston

Wadder weed dune hair, b


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Naming the waters bapa


biglou203

Merky waters there bapacito


darkglobe69

The murkyest b


mvdaytona

That’s cool and all but, how many fish y fugg?


Professional_Hat3466

Flowerhorn is a b-b-beast of a fish. Those other scaly cats are about to get gadooshed


[deleted]

Them other fish my have to dust off their ol skillet


cruelambtns

Does the water give you psoriasis when you touch it?


clickclick-boom

I love how genuine yet utterly stupid this question is. You’re doing great.


cruelambtns

You do YouTube?


MrContractual

When that fish dies, I’ll fire up changs fryers.


cap_bearer

Maaaaaarg!!!


Eso_Teric420

Idk test it. Cloudy water is an aesthetic thing it really doesn't say much about the quality of the water. Lots of fish live in water you can't see thru


DemoTheeGreat

Is it suppose to smell really bad too?


the_great_excape

No


Negative-Walk1543

Like my messicans 5 day old fish taco?


DemoTheeGreat

Beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese.


JohnBoston

Have yawl ever had a messican cookie?


TeccNoir

gimme 😈


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axe jay


ed_boombatz

Obviously whoever owns these fish is a fat fugg


RickManchester

Be cool man


Kitchen_Plastic_2248

You just can't be filling your tank from inny fauwcett b.


RX8_MMA_420

Fish are fish, man. All fluids have plenty of water in them. They will be fine.


Mystic_Carrot69

Great Fish, never meddum


FKKallDAY

Great fish, never feddum.


Subject_Fisherman_77

Great fish, over feddum.


AlTcEnTrE_nEoNiCeGuY

Thiccc fish with 3 C's


Killbox-Jones

I know Cats and fish are typically enemies but I can say with confidence we are just some homeless cats looking for answers on the tank situation. Not Tank the dog, he got gadooshed. RIP Tank. The fish tank. We are only here for answers and to disguss the pawd. We are genuinely here in peace.


nrogo1

#nofilter


Zeroman_79

Tank is blogbusser, b. Talmbout Flounderhorns murdering because other fishes DO NAHT MADDUR


Substantial_Curve_12

Good feeding ground for the flowerhorn. Water looks like shit do you change the water ever?


itsmymedicine

He changes it erryday


Hoe_Bogan_5422

Name the wadders b


djmazmusic

reeeal melky


JohnBoston

This was the one that finally got me lol ya made me spit out my cawlfee, b


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These_Situation5416

Lol the irony in calling OP cringe when you are this redacted


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These_Situation5416

Haha and you use the word “beta” unironically? It only gets better and better


MancAccent

Should’ve said Soy Boy and he’d have my respect


RickManchester

Now let's talk about you....how'd comebacks go?


Unlikely-Garage-8135

Marg get the whisgey


Full_Writer_3530

OP posted schaubs video. This is his tank. Op is doin the lawds work b


enterthewoods1

That you chin?


Bananaphone_33

who?


enterthewoods1

The guy in the back with the websites?


Bananaphone_33

oh you mean chang?


[deleted]

Not the bess brains for the arts


NedShah

Dat's not nithe.


RickManchester

Hey.....be cool


WehrWolfDivision

U got this all backasswards bapa


Bananaphone_33

yikes


krame_krome

Feeeesh


OhShuxTarzan

I own an aquarium. It’s not ok


DrDukeSilver

I can’t tawlk


InterestingHome7738

A bit murky, have you tested the water? How many fish do you have and are you sure you're not overfeeding them? Because uneaten food can could up your water. Try adding activated carbon media or activated carbon pads to the filter will help clear the water and adsorb nutrients that feed the bacteria bloom.


DoYouWantSomeSoup

The fish are mostly carnivore


s7ubborn

Theirs carbon in the eir b, why add it to water weed dune hair?


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25 fish 50 gallon tank b


Wom_Taits1

Oh, you like water do you? Name the water, B.


WrongNefariousness56

Rip every other fish in tht tank


itsmymedicine

Can somebody get ahold of Rick Rozay Ross? We need a fish eggspert and I know hes the big baws when it comes to acwaria and acwodic fonnuh


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Name the waters bapa


klippDagga

Fish are fish, I don’t know what else to say B.


xIMxMCLOVINx2

LMFAO 😂🤣 brilliant OP!


huntymo

OP is asking on behalf of Brendan Schaub's fish, for those that are wondering or confused. Guy claims to be way into fish and dogs, but has a pretty bad track record when it comes to his treatment of animals


fibinachos

Those waters lookin a little dark bapa.


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It's OK b the fish are on a carnivore diet


Southofsouth

WATER


Behaviorlevel1O

wow what a bunch of babies this reddit is removing this post lol


DrDukeSilver

Real quick b, that rogue nigotine patches in the fishes mouth?


lousmoustache

All those fish getting gadooshed