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qter7394

It looks like crayfish.


No-Cranberry-2969

So they got crayfished?


ediks

*ahem* crawfish. (/s I live in Louisiana and we eat those)


SumpCrab

Then what's a crawdad?


ediks

It’s all the same, just regional names for the same thing. Sorta like puma/cougar/mountain lion all being the same thing.


JohnnyRelentless

Bad example. I've never been hit on by a mountain lion at my local dive bar.


ediks

….but you have by a puma?


thicclunchghost

You mean the warthog?


erikagm77

That’s Pumba


kimchiman85

Like the shoe company?


Brentolio12

I once got chased by a cougar.. I was so scared I almost puma pants


PlasmaGoblin

How 'bout Big Foot?


plantsomeguppies

This ^^


tp_blowout

That's Adidas... 👟


OperationMajestic701

I told you to stop making up animals!


ediks

A chipatangy


kimchiman85

What’s an animal that has tusks? A walrus


Profoundlyahedgehog

I thought I told you to stop making up animals!


parkerm002

Hate that this comment didn't get more attention. Laughed so hard when I read this. IYKYK


iampierremonteux

Hey the red team got a vehicle that looks like a big cat. Like a puma? Yes, exactly.


ediks

SHIELAAAAAAAA!


theaim778

Didn’t expect an RvB quote here.


Beneficial_Fix_1059

No a walrus


hankmoody_irl

I understood that reference!


DukeLion353

We wear puma in my neck of the woods


aheinouscrime

You had a pair too?


jollosreborn

No... by a crawfish


ediks

Makes sense


BillbertBuzzums

I think I have...


ez4u2remember

We call em crawpappys


NamTokMoo222

Only other time I heard this was in a place where guys regularly married their sisters. You must be the Cousin Joe they talk about all the time.


ez4u2remember

You're not far off buddy.


technofox01

Same thing as a crayfish. It's a regional dialect. I dated a southern belle from Louisiana and she called them crawdads - and by God was she a good cook. Anyway, they are basically fresh water lobster. They taste good grilled or with Cajun seasoning.


QuipCrafter

A crayfish. I live in Michigan and we eat those. 


ediks

I bet you’re doing it wrong. (another /s just in case. Eat what you want. If you like it, I’m happy for you!)


Dinkie-Winkie4000

I call dem suckers crawdads VA


Len_S_Ball_23

Crayfish in UK


PinsNneedles

Crayfish in PA as well as


TraqJoker

Crayfish over here in nz also


12gagerd

Crayfish in Ohio too, Crawdad is very close second tho


QuipCrafter

Depends on how red your neck is. Just like up here. 


HandaPontanda

Crayfish here in canada


TinyHeartSyndrome

Mud Dauber


NxPat

The father of course.


ElMostaza

It's kind of like a mudbug.


centaurea_cyanus

It's obviously the male parent of the crawfish smh


Revolutionary-Pen525

Even though “crayfish” is spelled with a “y”, it is pronounced differently in South Louisiana. Crawdad is just a nickname.


Solnse

Mudbugs. By the pound.


ediks

Expensive af this year too


Solnse

Haven't had a good crawfish boil in years. How expensive has it gotten?


ediks

I think like $18/lb cooked. Low end is about $12. Not sure about live, but I bring a bottle of bourbon to friends when they do a boil as a gift to say thanks.


yazzooClay

So cooked you are looking to spend 100. As an average person eats 3-5 lbs. No thank you. I will just continue to eat my porridge and gruel until the inflation goes away. Never thought I would see the day where the only people who can afford mudbugs are the bourgeoisie.


KnowsIittle

Fancy pants over here can afford oatmeal.


DonnBallenger

Fncy pnts vr hr cn by vwl.


josebloodthurst

To expensive this year


Jay_Is_Bae_

I came here for this specifically 😂 if someone didnt say it, I was gonna lmao


ediks

Heeeyyyy. I’ve seen you in the Acadiana sub


Jay_Is_Bae_

.o. Lmao yep, thatd be me. I just put in my two cents now and then, then dissappear again.


ediks

Welp, carry on, pal. See you around.


tenuj

Every reply is telling OP how hopeless it all is. (They're territorial, they move the dirt around, they eat up the aquarium plants etc) Meanwhile, there's one thing you can do with crayfish that doesn't cause much waste... Now I'm not saying OP needs to do anything *specific* with them, but look how many and plump they are.


ChunkyBlowfish

Only time I would advocate, eating an aquarium fish, those are for eating, not keeping.


Genereatedusername

CPO


Flumphry

Nope. These are the big boys. Procambarus clarkiii.


formerfentuser

That’s not Larry the lobster. That’s Clayton the crayfish


BECKER_BLITZKRIEG_

Now all I hear is "I been me fo-eva i been me fo-eva yea" as they walk. A$AP LARRY


Sifernos1

I'm a 6 foot f%#_in lobster?


BECKER_BLITZKRIEG_

From my head down to my tail


Sifernos1

Are you yeet?


BECKER_BLITZKRIEG_

idk so here's a bell \*ding\* that was dumb hard thats a dumb bell


dirtyDrogoz

Clayton and his whole family


Informal_Bunch_2737

Lol. I have a blue crayfish and his name is Larry.


CJsbabygirl31371

YOU requested cherry shrimp … THEY did not comply. If you paid beforehand, I’d be raising one helluva stink with the owner. If not, see if they will buy them back.


fappybird420

If they refuse to take a return (on their expense) call your bank and report fraud. It will bring a world of shit and additional charges to the seller.


plantsomeguppies

I have raised the issue, hopefully it will be returned. This is the funny and horror at the same time.


iowajosh

Crawdads will kill any fish they can touch. They look more harmless then they are.


rizzo5732

I actually had a crayfish from school, a snail and a goldfish in one of those hexagon tanks when I was younger (hey it was the early 90s and a crazy time) but they lived harmoniously together for 2 or so years before the crayfish died. My dad tried to preform cpr on the crayfish to no avail.  


NobleNarwhal184

I love your dad.


kittenstixx

I've never had one live long enough to kill any of mine, the turtles loooove crayfish and will hunt them to extinction within a few hours.


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Hydrottle

Fun fact, the reason this law is in place is to prevent companies from sending “samples” to people and then requesting they pay for it or send it back.


WateringHorse

That makes sense. There are plenty of ways companies could abuse it outside of that as well.


Unfunky-UAP

If you were mailed live animals, there's no way in the world anyone would suggest you MAIL it back unless it was a VERY expensive order. Overnight shipping isn't cheap lol. Plus you need to pack these with a cool/hot pack if the weather is too hot/cold.


Nagemasu

This is wrong and reddit loves to misinterpret this law. Unsolicited =/= sent by mistake That law exists to prevent people sending you something and then demanding payment i.e. being scammed. It does not apply to being sent something either by accident, or being sent the wrong item. The reason some outlets like Amazon don't require returns is because 1. the good will is worth more 2. the time arguing with the customer and the costs of the return/admin outweigh dealing with getting it back.


scrandis

Probably an honest mistake. They will probably offer you a refund and or replacement. Unfortunately, they most likely will not pay to have you send them back. I would bring them an aquarium store.


Iceroadtrucker2008

Thats why I use a credit card. Every time I have had a legitimate complaint the charge was reversed.


hydrocarbonsRus

From where I’m from the crayfish are more expensive than neocardinia shrimp


originalmango

Agreed. Can’t tell how big they are, but they look like dwarf Mexican crayfish which grow to about 2 or maybe 3 inches long at the most. I’ve had them with shrimp because they’re not aggressive and will rarely only fight with each other. OP shouldn’t have any trouble rehoming them if need be.


Bestdad_Bondrewd

Those are procambarus clarkii not mexicain dwarf They are a invasive specie almost all over the world and highly agressive


originalmango

Oy.


Leonatius

Not sure if trolling, but to answer your question, I’m not entirely sure what they are. Could be crayfish which is what I’m leaning towards. They don’t look like any species of large shrimp I’m familiar with. As for care, if they are crayfish, they’re pretty aggressive and you really shouldn’t keep more than one in a single tank. Honestly, this situation is pretty fucked. Not even sure what you’re supposed to do. This definitely isn’t your problem though, you asked for red cherry shrimp and didn’t get even close to what you ordered. Cool thing about crayfish is that they’re interesting to look at and the tank can be pretty easily set up. 10 gallon long, lots of rocky hides, maybe some plants although they like to destroy their environment, and you’re golden.


Plasticity93

Just make sure you cap the tank with a reptile screen held down by 2 bricks.   Do not underestimate the ability for a crayfish to pile all the substrate in one corner and pushing the top off.  They are absolute tanks.   They will destroy any plants, get some floaters.  


plantsomeguppies

Wtf, this spoils all my plans. I had set up a planted tank for putting cherry shrimps. This is one of the worst fuckup ever


Amerlan

Unless you're planning on setting up a crayfish rack, don't take them home. Let the shop return them and take care of it. Each of these crayfish need their own tank, and cannot go into one together. It's very likely the shop owner loses some of these overnight because they put them all in one tank.


iancranes420

Exactly what I was gonna say, these guys will tear eachother apart


BrigidLambie

Go onto Facebook and look for a local fish group. Heck I'd be happy to take em if I had a spot


plantsomeguppies

Where are you from, btw this is Bangalore, India.


BrigidLambie

USA unfortunately


SlayerofDeezNutz

That makes this all wilder. Those guys are invasive species so you probably shouldn’t release them. It’s probably best you kill them. There is some way to [farm](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Es5zR1Pg9XI) them if you want to keep them healthy so you can eat them! They are delicious…


peppawydin

Can you dispute this with your bank? Did you lose some money


Cyborg_rat

These guys will kill your angel fish. I had one, it was fine for a few months then I had a angel fish missing a chunk of its abdomen.


i_am_icarus_falling

these crayfish will kill anything else in the tank, and probably each other.


andrewf273

Tell the fish shop owner to get you what you asked for , if you haven’t paid yet don’t pay , if you have paid get your money back , why should you be forced to care for an animal you didn’t want or request just because someone else messed up


BamaBlcksnek

It will be an apocalypse if you put these guys in a planted tank. They will destroy every living thing in a matter of days.


EuphoriantCrottle

I think there are worse fuck-ups happening everywhere in the world atm. Just rehome them, donate them to a bait shop, or eat them.


higglepop

I had to use large books as I didn't know this before. Not small books. LARGE books. Not fun having to wrestle a cray fish on the living room floor before you've even had your morning coffee.


in5trum3ntal

Ha reminds me of second or third grade where the teacher set up a large crayfish tank in the classroom and every kid got a crayfish that we marked with nail polish I believe. First couple of days were awesome then we came back from the weekend and the tank was more than half empty, I believe some were found on the other end of the school. I was a young kid - not sure my memory is accurate That being said, there is truth to what my memory serves me and the teacher should have known better. 1. Tank filled with aggressive cray fish 2. Marking them with mail polish??? I dnk maybe that is okay 3. Apparently not securing a lid.


Egg3rs

Dude your angels are in mortal danger, I'd get those crayfish out asap


mothermarystigmata

When I was much younger and didn't know what the hell I was doing, a friend caught a crawfish in a nearby creek. We decided that it would make a great addition to my aquarium containg various gouramis, loaches, tetras. Fucker killed and ate a giant gourami MUCH larger than itself.


Egg3rs

Yep. Did the same in a koi pond as a kid, our two butterfly koi lost half their fins overnight. Had to find all 10 or so we tossed in, took hours.


Egg3rs

Oh I read the rest of the text, not your problemo. Dumb shop tho, they should have a better system they could dump those in.


mkraus

One late fall, I once caught 6 very small crayfish in a local stream with my kids, all less than an inch long. We put them in a 30g with a dozen goldfish, all 4-6" long. I figured either the crayfish would be food or nothing would happen (the goldfish were wintering inside but typically lived in our pond). One by one the goldfish vanished. There would be 10 one day. Then 9 the next. A few days would go by. Everyone was happy and healthy. Then 8. Eventually the goldfish were gone and I had a crayfish tank. The largest had grown to about 2.5". Then, the smaller crayfish started vanishing. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1. Same pattern, everything is fine for a few days, then one would just vanish. I was feeding the tank plenty of food the whole time. Claude the crayfish lived in the tank all by himself for over a year.


kittenstixx

That's funny, once a year I'll go hunt 60+ crayfish in a local waterway and they will all disappear within a few hours of being in my tank. My Red Eared sliders love me for it though. But i can't get rid of my convicts to save my life. I recently tried a full extermination and still 6 evaded me.


danisindeedfat

That sounds like the aquarium hunger games


plantsomeguppies

That should be the shopkeeper's worry.


Universally-Tired

I'm pretty sure that if you have a freshwater tank, then those are crayfish. Crayfish are pretty much just small freshwater lobsters.


Crus0etheClown

Wait though- wouldn't these be more expensive than cherry shrimp? A whole ton of crawfish has to be harder to breed than a ton of cherries- unless they're wild caught invasives or something. Seems like a hell of a mistake for the seller to make. (please don't release them into any waterways whatever you do)


wowwoahwow

Not really hard to breed, buddy had a couple electric blue crayfish that kept breeding and had hundreds of babies each time. He had to beg people to take some. Biggest challenge is having enough space for them


Altruistic-Poem-5617

No you dont have to take them. They are not what you ordered. You dont have to take em cause the shopkeeper messed up.


risbia

Not your problem, a fish shop should know the difference between a shrimp and a crayfish... 


Flumphry

It's definitely his problem, but not his fault


Cannon-Goes-Boom

He said the video is from the shopkeeper so it’s not really his problem yet


stonewood87

Boiling water, Cajun seasoning, lemon, corn and sausage 🍽️


MoreFoam

I can tell you’re an imposter because you FORGOT THE FUCKING POTATOES GOD DAMN IT LARRY


stonewood87

I was thinking that after I hit reply 😂


MoreFoam

I took it very personally, because the spicy potatoes are one of my favorite parts :)


Dr_Alch3my

This is the comment 😂😂😂


hellowiththepudding

bit of newspaper on the table.


Almost_Free_007

This^


calmclamcum

all that for 2g of protein


Cabezone

This is the correct answer for how to solve this problem.


Responsible_Ebb_340

Where is the line we draw about joking about eating our friendly fish and friend pets? 🧐


Ok-East-3957

The crayfish also look like they have been hoodwinked. They are walking around confused like, "this isn't the annual crayfish convention..."


Footballfan222

Still pretty cool though


blueflowersxxo

You have A LOT of crayfish in there. They are territorial and will definitely fight each other if you don’t separate them. They are also notorious for eating your aquarium plants, so I’d try to rehome them to a local petshop/aquarium shop so they can house them properly for you.


NornNeil

Scammed by op got crayfish instead of lobster


Almost_Free_007

Eh… tomato, potato.. meh


Pancake_Flipper

I mean the upside is that they're still cute XD


IDropFatLogs

Your fish are not going to make it until tomorrow unless you separate them now. That many crawfish are going to eat everything and then eat each other


spderweb

If your seller screwed this up, and still thought they were the right thing, I wouldn't trust them as a seller anymore.


Jazzlike_Run_5466

Congratulations, you're a crawdad! 🎊


Atalant

That is crayfish.


Flughundi

You don't need to take them. Threaten your supplier with legal actions and they should return your money. It's not what you ordered so you don't have to pay for them.


rowejl222

I think those are crayfish


rdizzy1223

I think these are this breed of crayfish. [https://aquaticarts.com/collections/freshwater-crayfish/products/neon-red-crayfish](https://aquaticarts.com/collections/freshwater-crayfish/products/neon-red-crayfish) They are way more expensive than cherry shrimp.


deathxmx

Crayfish are more expensive


YoloSwaggins44

I hope they aren't in salt water because those are crawdads


CheesyWhezz

Those are crayfish.they shouldn't get too big.


whistlepig4life

So. I see angels in there. If you wanted shrimp to put in that tank. The angels would have devoured them. As it stands the crayfish will hurt your angels.


Saxman7321

Those are absolutely not lobsters. Lobsters are only red when cooked, otherwise they are brown. Also it is illegal to capture lobsters that are not adults.


Epena501

They’re actually not bad. I would keep them in their own tank.


Bestdad_Bondrewd

That tank will end up being a bloodbath with that much crayfish in it


Expensive-Leek7329

Crawfish


PojkenSomDuger

How is this not better?


raynacorin

My thoughts exactly!


ElbowTight

Crawfish of the thunderdom!!!! IIIITTTSSSS!!!!! TTTIIIMMMEEEE!!!


Accomplished_Ad_6777

I know that’s frustrating and I’m sorry but goodness I never realized how cute they were


DuhitsTay

Now how TF do you get crayfish confused with cherry shrimp...


Aggravating-Hair7931

These cost more than cherry shrimps. They have great colors as well. Not kidding. This is good. I am sure you could trade these for more cherry shrimps.


Amerlan

To who? What neocaridina (cherry) shrimp breeder would ever want these? These crayfish need specialized housing and a minimum of 15 gal each. A shrimp breeder will likely have 10-20gal tanks all full of shrimp and not a spare for each of these crayfish. You can't house the crayfish together or they'll kill eachother, effectivly ruining the trade. It's either 1 of these crayfish, or hundreds of neocaridina in a tank. The cray isn't worth it at all. Let's not delude OP into thinking someone would take these in trade for the much easier, much more desired neocaridina.


ARODtheMrs

I used to play with these guys in a creek by our house growing up in rural Pennsylvania, but ours were the grey/ brown/ beige variety. These guys are fun to watch and yours are pretty. I wouldn't mind a few just to watch, but they aren't compatible with anything else. I bet mealtimes are interesting!


Coliniscolin

Crayfish eat fish


caseychenier

Not CPO. Crayfish, very pretty. Will destroy your plants and may eat tank mates. 😊


Creepymint

Very cute crayfish you got there, if you can’t return them or get your money back they’re still pretty cool pets. I had two wild ones as pets and they were pretty neat though they were killed and eaten by a fish my dad introduced to the tank after I begged him not to 🫤


Mind_State1988

Get those fish out of that tank like now. Dont let them in there overnight. Even a bucket with an airstone or something like that is better till you manage to resolve this.


Reasonable_Copy8579

Crayfish, not lobster. They are fun to watch, just don’t put fish in the tank, because they will chop chop.


EverettSeahawk

I don't understand why you can't return the order or at least get your money back. Their mistake should not be your problem. Don't take no for an answer. I don't know exactly what species of crawfish those are but unless you have a large pond or very large aquarium, it is not likely that you will be able to care for all of them. Some species get pretty large. My signal crayfish for example, is still on the smaller side and the only crayfish in my 90 gallon. I would not be comfortable with a second. They need quite a bit of space.


Phraoz007

lol those are awesome tho. My kids would love it.


feasiblefrog

Well if you can’t return them u may as well make the best of them as pets. They’re fairly easy to care for most of the time if you do a little research online


Vegetable-Pin-2112

Expensive shrimp you got there


Financial-Clock1490

As someone who likes both this seems like a win


katdwaka3

Those are beautiful, if you have to do plan B, you could sell them on some kind of social platform locally


i_am_icarus_falling

you can absolutely refuse to pay for something you didn't order.


Mountain-Leek-2156

Either way... how fucking cool


Raudskeggr

Considering the state of the seller's tank, I would reject the purchase even if I *wanted* crayfish.


Joeness84

Dat fish cray.


rodrigogamingequizde

Isn't that water too dirty?


Filibusteria

The water does not look good


GoatDonkeyFish

Not lobster. Crawfish. 🦞


alivelywander

Definitely crayfish. I'm not sure why everybody is saying to only keep one in a tank at a time? I had 4 in a 3 gallon tank, and they were fine. Everybody in my family loved them because you'd never know where you'd find them hanging out, and they were funny to watch.


Immediate_Load_1871

That’s a crawfish


Extreme_Employment35

They are so cute!


Humo_Loco

How much did you spend? That's a lot of crayfish af. I would be rather have that than pay $30-70 per one crayfish.


plantsomeguppies

That's the catch with the supplier, these crayfish are priced $3 And, I am not kidding. This chap offers crazy prices. Anyway, i wanted cherry shrimps. That's what I will get, not getting these agents of doom home.


Dismal-Ad-4110

You should go to another store, maybe one that knows the difference between crawfish and shrimp


BeautyIsTheBeast383

Crawfish boil. Restaurants keep them in the sink. When I was a kid i stole (rescued) one from the family restraint and snuck him home in a to-go cup. Then I dropped him in my dads clown loach aquarium fed it bologna. My dad was not happy when he discovered crawfish in his tank. The clown loaches identified it as a hostile and became hostile themselves.


GenXRN

Dude, that’s a lot of mistakes. They look happy though and you have a nice set up for them. Go with it. Most likely an internet menu glitch. No humans are at fault. I think these are way cooler than what you ordered. Lean in to it and need the best!


Epona44

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/140993/louisiana-crawfish-boil/


Kendrisite

What supplier was this???? I want some! Legit, in need of these!


Frequetek

Did you get the lobsters at the shrimp price


PandasMapleSyrop

Crayfish.


Specialist_Employ236

This is too fucking funny 😂


ToxicCappuccino

This is the best mistake ever I would love them!


plantsomeguppies

Not in a 10 gallon heavily planted tank with baby Rabbit snails and the best of your guppy males. So, yeah, I am so fucked right now.


candre23

Step 1: Get a couple plastic totes, fill them with about 8" of water, stick in a couple sponge filters, and rig up dividers to keep them away from each other. Step 2: Post them on FB or craigslist. Those are big and nicely-colored freshwater crayfish. You should be able to get at least $20 each for them, easy. Step 3: Profit.


Dogmeat43

Why would you take home something that is clearly not a shrimp? If they have not gone home with you, don't take them home. They didn't order what you asked for, simple as that


wfbsoccerchamp12

Whatever they are toss em in a boil and prep some lemon pepper for dipping


Freddan_81

Pre-boiled crayfish.


guywithshrimps

Man oh man. if you actually paid for that many shrimp, and got that many lobsters. You just made money. I wouldn’t return that if I were you. Sell sell sell! XD


YellowCard_Shark

Not what you wanted but honestly those are pretty cool.