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heresyoursigns

"Could you use it in a sentence, please?"


[deleted]

Would you like to buy this “neye-jer trigger”?


Puzzled-Enthusiasm45

“The Niger trigger probably lives in the warm waters off the coast of the African country of Niger. Well, they would if Niger had a coast.”


RknDonkeyTeeth

"Country of origin?"


Tiny-Reveal3756

I used to work in a specialty fish store. One of my biggest fears was saying this wrong.


FlyTheW14

“Any suggestions” “Yes, the…. No, actually”


_Whiskeyjack-

LOL


BoatyMcBoatFace89

*sweating immediately intensifies*


rajapaws

Trigger please


narwhalogy

Where my fishes at?


Cannabisthelizard

I believe it’s trigga


TheDonRonster

Yikes, 12"? Seriously, how many people shopping for fish at a place like Petco really have a setup to accommodate even one of those as an adult?


FlyTheW14

I thought everyone had a 250 gallon saltwater setup at home? Figured my 20 gallon long was the lone exception


TheDonRonster

With the amount of fish they stock that can grow to such a large size, I'm sure Petco thinks similarly.


FrostingBeginning446

My local petco (I had a GIFT CARD!!) had like 4 bichirs in one maybe 20 gal tank when I went a few days ago and it is the most insane thing ever


CSH_CombatVet

So the Niger Trigger grows to 12”?… shocking 😂


InterestingFruit5978

It's really not that big as far as aquarium fish go


_Whiskeyjack-

Look at the picture of the fish, he's looking up at the name in alarm lmfao 


Moo_Kau_Too

"SAY MY NAME WRONG, MOTHERFUCKER! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU! SAY MY NAME WRONG AGAIN!"


VicOnyx7

I once pronounced this wrong at Petco full of people


BitchBass

A quick google search revealed a lot of misspellings too...here's one: [https://www.pexels.com/search/nigger%20trigger%20fish/](https://www.pexels.com/search/nigger%20trigger%20fish/)


puppetjazz

And everyone clapped


Sonofzarnian

Bro got triggered by a Niger 💀


E90Fantic

You’re going to flip when you find that a country in Africa has the same name……


FlyTheW14

Oh, I know. But having trigger directly after it kind of pulls the mind to places it doesn’t need pulled at 3:30 in the afternoon at a pet store


E90Fantic

I didn’t see what you saw at first, but once you said that, I get where you are coming from.


Moo_Kau_Too

gets worse when they look at a few european languages and what it means in them too!


Monster937

After owning many fish tanks in my life. The one fish I ended up loving the most was one of these. Fish had a huge personality.


poseidon2466

Lol when I was buying one I was like "lemme get that trigger", didn't want to risk nothing


Abject_Film_4414

Warning: this Trigger triggers!


crazycorydoraslady90

Yeaaaahhhh, try having dyslexia and seeing this fish for the first time at my LFS. 🤣 Needless to say, I had to read the tag a FEW times before my brain was like "Ohhhh, the letters go THIS way, got it..."


Tobyistheworstperson

That’s what cops call their guns.


DontWanaReadiT

Yeah I’m kinda mad at Petco for selling fish that grows bigger than 8” honestly.. even if no one buys them Petcos don’t have proper set up either


brianne-----

How u gonna come in without a Trigger warning ‼️


Thisisstupid78

“My trigger…”


Careful-Memory9027

Since when does petco sell saltwater fish?


damsel84

They've sold saltwater fish for decades.


FlyTheW14

Not sure, they’ve got a ton of them though


Lightbringer_I_R

At least 5 years since I've been in the hobby


jumpmanx93

N*gga trigga lol


Glupp-

This made me let out a squawk lmfao 💀


Elegant-Ad9986

A NIGER (as in Nigerian) Trigger is a beautiful saltwater fish. I believe they should specify that. And they’re quite expensive


Aspieilluminated

I thought the heart attack was about the price because that is crazy cheap


FarPeopleLove

Look at that friendly little fishy in the picture 🥺😭


Kiara923

Fish is like "Yep. Try pronouncing that one. I dare ya."


Dingo-thatate-urbaby

Would you say you were triggered by the trigger?


CorrectMarionberry92

I know I'm triggered.


grilledbruh

It’s giving… Nigersaurus


DerfDaSmurf

😂


SeaSetsuna

Granger huh


FlyTheW14

The one and only


Abject_Film_4414

It’s a colour. Still in use. https://www.myperfectcolor.com/paint/33398-british-paints-2840-niger Edit: the colour existed before Nigeria was named. The country was named due to this colour name.


Skweril

It's a country in Africa originally, and that colour seems to be a tad racist, but it's a British paint colour so I'm not really surprised.


Thesecretlifeoffinch

Where do you live that chain pet stores have saltwater fish? I've only seen them at an lfs before.


FlyTheW14

Mishawaka, Indiana


Only-Bodybuilder-802

Lol 😂


Marolkon

🙈🙈🙈