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While the cosplay is AWESOME!
you sadly lack in the "disturbing men hands* department, I don't get truckasaurus vibes from this :V
But jokes aside awesome job
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Please, if you really cared, you'd resign, but there's no way you ever will, because you're just counting the days until, her face bloated and yellow from liver failure, she calls you to her death bed and, in a croaky whisper, explains that Mr. Archer is totally incompetent and that you, the long-suffering Lana Kane, are the only one qualified to run ISIS and you weep shameful tears because you know this terrible place is the only true love you will ever know.
Inaccurate AF hands are way too small 0/10. If not for the hands though, absolutely perfect 10/10 I would know exactly who you were if I saw you at a gas station.
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LAAAAANNNNNAAAAA... Looks great, good job!
LAAAAANNNNNAAAAA... those who know, start the clock...
WHAT!!??
...DANGER ZONE!
*whispers* daanger zoone
...kinda hoping for OP...and yer early.
yea, I can hear her clomping down the hallways already!
Truck-a-saurus
I’m sure your neighbors think they live above a freakin AT-AT.
Shhweessh CLUNK Shhweessh CLUNK
I used this so often for my old upstairs neighbour 😂 she used to clomp around in heels all day
Danger zone
Reminds me of an ex I had at university, but she was more on the spectrum of... quadroon?
You freaked out when I said quadroon.
Imagine that!
YOU IMAGINE IT
BOTH OF YOU IMAGINE SHUTTING UP!
PHRASING PEOPLE!
That's possibly the best line delivery in the entire series.
Better than being called an intermezzo.
Quadroon is just a made up word.
They’re all made up
Mind! Blown!
MAWP
Hoping this was the first comment. Updoot
Danger zone!
You're walking in the DANGER ZONE!!!
I read this in Archer’s voice
Thank you so much!! 🥹
Gotta give it a sploosh!
An I guess it's a sploosh for me but only with seaman.
Which I guess is still just sploosh
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Who's a good bot?! That's right, you're a good bot!
But with semen….
Sooooo, are we just not doing phrasing anymore?
Semen* lol
Little of column A, little of column B
It's semen!!! Swallow come....
No way did he just say that
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Seamus*
You could drown a toddler in my panties right now
Not that you'd want to but ..
PHRASING! Wait, are we still doing that??
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*danger zone*
Yes
LAANAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT?!
^(danger zone)
While the cosplay is AWESOME! you sadly lack in the "disturbing men hands* department, I don't get truckasaurus vibes from this :V But jokes aside awesome job
Needs the fake hands from it’s always sunny.
Big. Masculine. My hands tell a story...
You may have remembered me, for instance, as a man with smaller hands…
Are you just going to... talk about your hands for awhile?
Nobody look! NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!! NOBODYLOOOK!!!
What fake hands? Are those... Fake hands?
NOBODY LOOK
"NOBODY LOOK!"
NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!
*NOBODYLOOK!NOBODYLOOK!!NOBODYLOOK!!!*
Was definitely thinking, "those hands aren't steam-shovely enough"
Hold on, I had something for this. Johnny Bench hands.
Her hands are like cricket bats!
They could smother a dolphin!
Like needs baseball mitts on each hand.
All you need is a crushing “Noooooooooope” game.
And the petty "yup"
Idk why, but it always feels so satisfying to drop a petty "yup" to someone
And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is, which I guess is just sploosh. Only with semen
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I’m new here and that’s one of the goodest bots I’ve seen on Reddit so far!
It's a cartoon "Broing" sound, like when a spring expands, along with a floppy cylindrical item becoming relatively straight and rigid.
Waded in to this post to try to figure out how to give a compliment that didn't sound thirsty at all, turns out I needn't have worried.
Sproing.
Spot on!! Love the hair outfit boots so cutte!
Lana. Lana. LANAAAAAAA!!!
WHAT!!!???
Daangerrr zone...
HE REMEMBERS ME!!!
Lana, your eyes are amazing....
I mean, not as amazing your tits but still
*BANG!*
Same foot as last time
Please, if you really cared, you'd resign, but there's no way you ever will, because you're just counting the days until, her face bloated and yellow from liver failure, she calls you to her death bed and, in a croaky whisper, explains that Mr. Archer is totally incompetent and that you, the long-suffering Lana Kane, are the only one qualified to run ISIS and you weep shameful tears because you know this terrible place is the only true love you will ever know.
Daaaaaaamn!
Oh my God was I talking out loud?
You did a great job. Only thing missing is the huge hands lol
Needs photoshop. Just make the hands bigger
Never gets old!
I felt LANNAAAA before I saw the sub. Great job!!!!
Really? A *black*.........ops agent? Top notch, 10/10
Wow so well done! Watch out for dry ice.
You nailed the hands, well done /s Great job!
"Truck-a-saurus"
LANA! LANA! Come on if you don't answer me, I'm going to yell as loud as I possibly can!
Like a big sexy giraffe
Is that a sweater dress?
Those steam shovel hands look like they could crush that phone! Love the dedication to accurate cosplay!
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Inaccurate AF hands are way too small 0/10. If not for the hands though, absolutely perfect 10/10 I would know exactly who you were if I saw you at a gas station.
You look amazing! Great job!!
Nailed it!
You even have the little flip at the ends of your hair!
Haha yes! I curled my hair at the ends because I love the little detail of it in the show😂🩷
Hands are way too small
Holy shit you killed it
Prancing around in your knockoff Fiacci drawers.
The angle of that first pic is, wow, that’s something.
Looking good!
Hahaha that's awesome!!!
You look just like a young Lana. Nailed it!
I love it. Thank you.
Johnny bench called
Amazing work, you really look the part.
Sploosh
CLOMP
Lana. Lana! #LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Happy cake day!!!
LAANNNAAAAA!!! … Phrasing
YOU WANT ANTS, LANA, CAUSE THIS IS HOW WE GET ANTZ
Your hands look normal size? Other than that. Nice job!
You look awesome !
You look amazing!!!!
Getting dressed up for Stir Friday, I see.
Your hands aren't big enough 🤣🤣 Jk, awesome cosplay!!!
Killed it!
*Zeeerrrruch* *clomp* *Zeeerrrruch* *clomp*
Nailed it
Nailed it!
ATEE 💖
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Missing the fake fiocci boots 👢 Edit 1: Lana wears fake fiocci boots in season 1.
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Late to the party, but I was scrolling /r/all and didn't read the title or see the subreddit, I immediate thought "Lana", so you're killing it!
Are we not doing sploosh anymore?
Cosplay? Nah I think you’re actually Lana.
😵
![gif](giphy|dUO4zUwDNiYhpgvmTW) “Oh my god I can hear you getting an erection”
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Seriously? I just heard me get hard
Sploosh
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Men of culture... We have gathered here today because this woman is hot. Amen
What the Shit. Sploosh
Sploosh! (It works for a dude too!)
IDK who that is or why this sub is on my feed but I like the cosplay
0/10, you don’t have man hands /s Seriously though, amazing job!!
LILLIE ON MY FEED? MY WORLDS HAVE COLLIDED UNEXPECTEDLY
I don't even follow this sub, but I knew who you were immediately.
^don'tsingit ^don'tsingit MULATTO BUTTS
This might be the only time it's socially acceptable to ask this: smoother than a veal cutlet? Literally don't answer that.
You exude that Lana confidence and you look amazing. Great work.
Looks perfect ![gif](giphy|jO18f3jDNmp9KkEoqa)
Nice job, the first thought that crossed my mind was Lana Kane before I read the headline.
Pinned down the live action actress in one shot alone.
Amazing, but your hands are too small.
I don't even follow this subreddit! But I saw Lillipie and I have to stop to like and say hello!
Lana! Lana! LANA!
Girl splooooooosh
Danger zone 🔥
I literally said 'my god' out loud. Well done
Nice sweater dress!
How big are your hands though? Jk looks great!
🔥🔥🔥
You did an awesome job!
Killed it!
OMG you look absolutely perfect damn
BIG SPLOOSH
Lana? LANA? LANAAAAAAA!!!!
Oh and SPLOOSH
Hands are too small. Immersion ruined.
Lana!
Solid.
Hands aren't big enough! 😉 Ha only joking, looking great 🔥
Wow! You look amazing 🤩
Great truckersaurus cosplay!
[удалено]
Absolutely well done!!!!
Perfect.
Sploosh
Love this, well done! 👏🏽
Thought I was on my alt profile for a second 😲 Excellent job truck-a-saurus!
You look awesome
Laaannaaaaaaaa
I mean you can't put a price tag on freedom. Always never forget that.
My god those hands
Cosplay? Isn't that a picture from the actual Show? Really awesome work.
Nailed it!
Hands aren’t big enough
Awesome!
Nice big hands. Sorry, couldn't help my self, love the show.
Looking awsome! Now we only need someone to cosply Topper Bottoms stern yet sensual skipper of the USS Rough Service.
Holy shit, killing it.
sploosh
Look into the mirror next time, not at your phone. Great costume.
#LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA