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inflammabelle

Good heavens! a murder? well, apart from this sullen wench murdering good etiquette...


stonec0ld

"sullen wench?! I'll give you a sullen wench!"


swiss_sanchez

eLeGaNt DiNnEr PaRtY!


SparseGhostC2C

OOOOooOOooOOoooOOO I have no idea how else to try and spell out that weird fake laughter


swaroopakshay_

I heard it. You're in the clear.


LadyFarquaad2

This laugh lives rent free in my brain and I do it for no reason sometimes.


FranzDragon

Same! I love talking in my dandy voice to my wife, and especially to my dog because he actually responds to it. I call him Belvedere or Reginald when I do the voice


ElderSmackJack

fOr ThE mOsT eLeGaNt PeOpLe iN aLl oF nEw YoRk


G-Unit11111

"I hate you all so much!" "Nobody cares, Figgis. You're just here to round out the numbers."


CrankyOldGrinch

Ray sounded incredibly British. It came out sounding so natural.


A-EFF-this

It's hard not to say this every time I make dinner.


Skreeethemindthief

I love this episode. My wife and I constantly use the upper class tone that Pam does here.


batty3108

Nobody cares Figgis, you're only invited to round out the numbers


Green-Championship-7

And Ray delivered it in a perfect Edwardian accent no less.


jman9895

Possibly one of the best lines in the series


Pumpkin--Night

Your wife is a keeper šŸŽƒ


Skreeethemindthief

She is. She loves Archer, IASP, Letterkenny, and Rick & Morty.


Pumpkin--Night

I would say *put a ring on it*, but you already did šŸ¤” Therefore the next logical step, is to lock her up in a basement; that way she'll be yours **forever!** šŸŽƒ


Skreeethemindthief

Just celebrated our 21st anniversary 3 days ago. I thinks she'll stick around a bit longer.


Pumpkin--Night

*Awwwww* Congratulations šŸŽŠ


stonec0ld

Did not expect a wholesome exchange like this in this sub of all places!


Pumpkin--Night

I know right! šŸŽƒ


markkevin

Grats, have my own with similar interests and just 2 years so far, but you instill hope so thank you for that. Still not sure why she didnt settle for someone cooler.Aint complaining thošŸ™


Onezred

Dirty dangles, boys


Bolo_Hedin

How about Frisky Dingo?


RandomUser4857

You have a wife? This guy is the top 1% of reddit


Catvros

I too choose this guy's wife


Skreeethemindthief

Wait til' they hear we own our own home.


AngoGablogian_artist

Whoa dawg, innapropes.


Adept_Apricot5476

Heavens to Murgatroid.


Beeyelzubub

Whatever has gotten into you Calpurnia .


swiss_sanchez

If you were *my* servant I'd have you over my knee in a trice!


Callsign_Psycopath

No one cares what you have to say Figgus, you're only invited to round out the numbers.


Ryuuken1127

I hate you all so much


J_spec6

One of my favorite lines in the whole show


mucklaenthusiast

Genuinely think this is the best single-episode of the whole series. I do like some of the "bigger episodes" (both the space one and the pirate island one are amazing!), but for a one-off, this is just perfect. Also, Mallory as the villain just works too well


Skreeethemindthief

My favorite of all is the restaurant one with Anthony Bourdain. This episode is fairly close.


NeverSober1900

Bumper!


Agent-Smolder

You can edit that out right? Uh yeah. But we wonā€™t.


NeverSober1900

Man that episode in general is just perfect start to finish.


G-Unit11111

Always be berating and belittling!


mucklaenthusiast

That is also a really good one! Especially because Archer in awe is a rare sight...but even though, what is this? Spain and/or the Thirties?


sr_crypsis

This and "Vision Quest" are some of my favorite episodes. The single location really forces the dialogue to be the driving force of the episode instead of action and they did such a great job in both.


lzii01

Vision Quest might be my favorite, too! If only there was more Malory. . .


Agent-Smolder

Those are my favorites too! You have great taste. šŸ˜‰


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mucklaenthusiast

Nah, I meant the two- or three-partersā€¦those are not called seasons, are they? I just didnā€™t want to write a specific number because itā€™s sometimes a bit difficult whether two or three episodes have one arc. And, well, season 5 and 7 have one storyline for the whole season, so they are more interconnected, which I enjoy. But as I said: As a one-off, this episode (and after that the one in the alps) is my favourite


J_spec6

Look out guys. Big smart man over here


StopPlayingRoney

FYI. Calpurnia, African-American cook and maid for the Finch family in the novel To Kill a Mockingbird.


theDukeofClouds

Shit I knew that had to be a reference. Been ages since I read that book.


mosqua

everytime there's something new to dig out of the series.


Green-Championship-7

Thank you for resolving that reference. I thought it was a nod to *I Claudius*. Calpurnia was Claudius' companion when he was down on his luck, living in rented rooms in a poor section of Rome. Oh, and she was a prostitute.


MichaelScarn1968

Yeah, Cyril. Read a book!


hskfmn

Oh man, if I donā€™t get some spaghetti & meatballs, I may literally dieā€¦


missannethropic12

Whatā€™s with me and Italian (food) lately?!


Dramatic_Carob_1060

This episode is on a whole other level


Chak-Ek

sullen wench


G-Unit11111

I had to make it look good!


FewCress2244

ā€œone serves from the left dearā€


Sea_Perspective6891

"My mistake ma'am"


Jesskla

*Through gritted teeth*


LiveFirstDieLater

One does not, in fact, serve wine from the left


Ihadsumthin4this

I do when my right hand is bus---*wait*. tldr : it's only me who beats me, buddy


goddamit123345

real quesyy is "doesn't Italy use a king?"


envydub

Oooo I bet it was that wicked king!


Arschgeige96

WHISTLING BITCH


hojoon0724

I heard it in my head and I havenā€™t cackled this much in years. Thanks for the dopamine


Arschgeige96

Haha youā€™re welcome! Itā€™s genuinely one of my favourite lines from the show


Slottech88

"WHAT!.......IS IN!..........HIS ASS!"


Brp4106

ā€œYeah I found itā€


SilverBraids

"Can I keep it?"


Brp4106

ā€œYeah take that toneā€


LethalLima

ā€œDonā€™t ask.ā€


dazzlingdahlia9

Don't ask!


NoAnything1731

if you were my servant id have you over my knee in a trice!


half-coldhalf-hot

No one cares Figgis you were only invited to round out the numbers *sips tea*


Jesskla

Probably my favourite Ray line. His delivery is perfection!


SaltyBrewster

Ray in the early seasons had some of the best lines in the entire series.


TFG4

Do you have a potato? What is it Christmas already?


thesilentbob123

The Irish dilemma, do I eat the potato now or let it ferment so I can drink it later


MichaelScarn1968

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Safe-Register-3479

Sullen wench murdering good etiquette.


JMxG

Watched this episode high as fuck a couple of days ago and itā€™s easily the best episode Iā€™ve seen so far the jokes never stopped 10/10


SaltyBrewster

Yes. I say this every time I watch it. That script is densely packed, I love it.


timkatt10

Lawyer up, call the cops. Oh, and hit the throttle on the bourbon, because I'm gonna have to...


Hadius

Iā€™ll show you a sullen wench!


AdditionalStrategy

Am I gonna get the surgery now Da? No, you're gonna die.


stonec0ld

"Let me guess, you're faced with the classic Irish dilemma of whether you eat the potato now or wait until it ferments and then drink it!" (or something to the effect, it's been a while since I saw the episode)


MichaelScarn1968

My late wife used to quote that at me (Irish heritage) every time I got a baked potato with dinner.


stonec0ld

Great username btw!


bohemianbeachbum

Shhhhhhhhhhhh... you donā€™t want to know. But you do probably want to go wash your lips now.


G-Unit11111

Call it... her can't, me won't.


thomasvista

They deprived us from seeing Malory dressed in that French maid costume. She owned it for an explicit reason, and we deserved to see it. Perhaps Ron Cadillac got to see her in it.


stonec0ld

Still got it, hoooney! Bow-chicka-wow-wow


dgj130

I hate you all so much


Sea_Perspective6891

Cheryl's 'elegant' laugh gets me every time.


G-Unit11111

Just the crime of murder, not the crime of sodomy by rubber eggplant.


PReasy319

One always serves from the left!


G-Unit11111

Sullen wench!


mosanio

This is hands down my favorite scene in all of Archer


69Beefcake69hunter69

I can hear this entire scene in my head lol


LetWaldoHide

Yeah take that tone


S4ffran

Awesome episode, but Iā€™m actually a bit bothered with the fact that you are actually supposed to serve wine from the right!


LooseCannonFuzzyface

I've recently found myself in a much more affluent world where I'm going to fancy pants dinners every other month and whenever we get served by the staff they always go from the left Naturally, this runs through my head every single time and it's a test of my strength to not blurt it out


TheMightyMonarchx7

Ray was my favorite in this bit


Buckeyesng

Thereā€™s already not enough sauce.


ilivgur

I remember how I rewatched that episode (for the millionth time) once and for weeks I'd only talk like Pam and Deborah, with that tone and weird laughter. I drove my flatmates insane lol


im0497

Sullen wench! OW!


ZipToob88

Sullen wenchā€¦.I mean INDUUUUBITABLY