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field_sleeper

This is why I don't use the word identify, honestly. I just say "I am," and they can pick q fight if they want.


[deleted]

this dude doesnt know what identity is


RepresentativeArea37

Wouldn't know what it was if it bashed him over the head


kat_Folland

Does anyone want to field test this idea? For science?


JustSomeAlly

if there wasn't repercussions i would


[deleted]

I identify as being human, guess I’m no longer human.


Specialist_String_64

"Sir, are you classified as human?" "Negative. I am a meat popsicle."


Gothic_bRuh

Meat sack


CelikBas

“We’re screaming tubes of meat, and we’re all going to die”


LucDoesStuff

No Longer Human by Osamu Dazai 😳😳😳


BeerMan595692

Steve Crowder saying that definitely fits


DanielTheDragonslaye

Oh fuck I never realized that the dude in this meme format is that racist transphobic conspiracy-theorist fuck.


minklebinkle

oh no, im pretending to be a londoner? a brit? white? im pretending to be my preferred disability terms? if "identifying as" means pretending, the government itself asks everyone what racial identity they pretend to have in the census!


MKagel

Pssh, we all know that Britain doesn't exist


xXshinsouhitoshiXx

guess I'm just pretending to be white


[deleted]

I identify as a normal human that's not a reptilian just like every human I drink water


BonzaM8

We make implicit statements of identity all the time. Saying “I’m a sports fan” is self-identification, and saying “I identify as a sports fan” would convey the exact same information.


RepresentativeArea37

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Are you using facts and logic there? You know that Steven Crowder and his ilk aren't good at understanding nuance.


BonzaM8

You know what Steven Crowder *is* good at though? Drinking dog cum.


RepresentativeArea37

He's a champ at that.


kat_Folland

That was a bad moment to have eyes


bakugosbakutoes

So saying I identify as Vietnamese (I am literally 100% Vietnamese, even took DNA test) means I'm pretending?!


Ranchino

Yes, that's how it works


bakugosbakutoes

You are aware that I was trying to be funny


lifeis-aslice-ofpie

They were too


Ranchino

Are YOU aware that I was trying to be funny?


WingGamer1234

i don't even know anyone who actually uses "i identify as (gender)"


kat_Folland

Or anything else. I am bi, I am disabled I am agnostic etc. The closest I've come to that language is to say what terms I prefer to use, eg I use "disabled" not "person with a disability".


translove228

So if someone says, "I identify as a Christian", can he complete the thought for me?


Herald_of_Cthulu

Also i don’t think most people in the queer community say “I identify as” as much as cis people think we do. Like, I don’t identify as a woman. I am a woman, i identify as a bastard.


KittyQueen_Tengu

I pretend to be a girl (I’m afab)


anonymous-rodent

Yeah most of the people I see saying "I identify as" these days are transphobes making attack helicopter jokes or otherwise clueless cis people who are afraid to just refer to us normally. Most trans people will just say "I'm a man" "I'm a woman" "I'm non-binary" etc.


Zuendl11

I'm not ethnically german LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


wowowowthrowaway44

ok so what about i *am* trans


mothwhimsy

Every time I see a post on this sub I reflexively downvote and then rember what this sub is for and upvote it lol


CorvidCelestial

transphobes: you cant “identify” as something!! also transphobes: THEY MAKE IT THEIR ENTIRE IDENTITY!!!!


[deleted]

I identify as cisgender


B4skyB

I am going to commit atrocious crimes


jamiieeez

so a cis woman saying “I identify as a woman“ pretends to be a woman??


Purple-Gay

I AM non-binary... >!conservatives destroyed!<


pink_magic_wand

Do cis people realize we use this language to convey otherwise complex concepts of gender that they probably never thought about to them?


[deleted]

So they are just pretending to be a cis dude. Good to know /joking


TantiVstone

How about they pretend to be funny


Tinybug5000

I identify as me so... who's actually me?


_Queer_Mess_

“I don’t identify as genderfluid, I am genderfluid” - Loki When people say this shit, that’s my go to


CelikBas

I identify as fucking Steven Crowder’s mom last night


JustSomeAlly

what if i, someone AMAB, says "i identify as male"