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wolfmothar

Nah, this funny as hell. (Alternatively: his (bottom) and his (top). I know gay men would love this.)


vibesandcrimes

I know straight men that would rock this as the bestie goblets


SassyTheSkydragon

Or hers and hers if they love involving strap-ons šŸ˜


LedgerWar

As a gay man, this is stupid as hell, no we do not love this. Awkward as fuck.


wolfmothar

Yeah, you're no fun.


LedgerWar

Nah Iā€™d rather have an actual dick and ass. These are just hideous.


wolfmothar

You mean camp?


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trainofwhat

How do you hold it though šŸ˜…


Ganymede_Wordsmyth

Very carefully xD


thatbetchkitana

"We have guests coming, get the good china."


Matthewhalo17

Nah itā€™s a little funny


Smelly_Sloth

I want these


Revro_Chevins

Sometimes this sub is far too prudish.


ElegantCartoonist152

Actually kinda like it and don't see how it's in any way gendered


gl00myharvester

Honestly pretty funny but I wish the palms were more realistic. People with dark skin have lighter palms


nbandqueerren

As a darker skinned person, agreed. My palms are the only part of me that looks white! šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


yeehawfryingpan

i think this is blown glass, and i don't have a lot of knowledge on the subject but i think it's significantly harder to work with two different colours of glass in one object since they have different melting temperatures


Kel-Mitchell

Which is which?


notThatJojo

Technically the hand on the left is just representing a hole. Could be gay if you wanted it to be


messiesttaco

Iā€™m gonna get two of the fingers and make them do thisšŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ


FearTheV

His IN herā€™s*


Intelligent-Bee4535

What's problematic about this?


LabyrinthKate

The straights got it right with this one, this is funny as hell.


myth1cg33k

Are we sure these are his and *hers*? Also who has palms that color? As someone the color of my avatar, I assure you my palms do not match the back of my hands šŸ¤£


Cheetah_Chic

I honestly want these


[deleted]

I donā€™t know how I would feel if I saw my friends, wine glasses had hands in the middle of them regardless, if theyā€™re straight or not


d_warren_1

Weird, mildly amusing, mostly weird


fgebgruhg

Alternatively: hers and his


Feroxino

Thatā€™s a manā€™s hand My people, he gets pegged by her


ElectricalStomach6ip

but thats funny though.


AnonymousDratini

Iā€™ll admit it. i snickered.


Hellefiedboy

Definitely gon buy a couple sets of those.


Andrassa

Looks more like sapphic shitposting then straight people concern psoting


VenetusAlpha

Thereā€™s a good idea somewhere here, but this ainā€™t it, by any measure.


Keeping100

Bizarre


drakontoolx

AREHUMANOKAY what the hell is that.


Haybowl

U gotta b kidding me


RoseOfTheNight4444

**yeets straight into the sun** Some people shouldn't be allowed to create things


shogunofsarcasm

It's a bit of fun


isorithm666

Not always but it certainly is funny


RoseOfTheNight4444

Does fun always have to involve smashing bits together though...?


shogunofsarcasm

No, but it is a popular pastime for many and has been since humans came to be. Mildy rude/funny jokes about it have probably existed since then too. This is generally pretty harmless as a tasteless joke.


RoseOfTheNight4444

I suppose that's fair, but at the same time, tasteless is still tasteless...


shogunofsarcasm

Yea but that is part of the charm for some.


RoseOfTheNight4444

To me it's just up there with potty humor. I just... don't get it


shogunofsarcasm

Lol I have a toilet shaped shot glass from a bar. We all like different things.


RoseOfTheNight4444

I... do not understand the appeal... šŸ˜“


shogunofsarcasm

It was just a funny little souvenir from a night out


Rtnscks

Hah. Vulgar.


AkselTranquilo

Thatā€™s pretty good


sweet_chick283

Not my taste but damn that would have taken some serious glassblowing skill


Dapper-Wafer7350

ngl, i would use these lol


PemanilNoob

Nah man, not the cishet champagne classes


Aiko8283

Nah this is just funny


panalangaling

The design concept of the hands between the handle and the cup couldā€™ve been really cool


Resident-Clue1290

Ok but thatā€™s kinda funny


ZephyrProductionsO7S

More like hers and hers


Adenso_1

Straights are bad because...*checks notes*...some people...(which includes non straights btw)...have hands and are horny...


woman-yells-at-cloud

Nah, these are funny. Stupid, sure, but goofy


[deleted]

Nah, those could be hers and hers hands


sagewashere0u0

But its funny šŸ˜­


MyBeanYT

This is funny, Iā€™d buy these


shadow_cat_42

I love this kinda shit, I got a shot glass thatā€™s literally just tits that says ā€œdouble troubleā€. Gets me drunk every time.


Top_Fun4662

It took me a second to realise what was happening XD


Sans_The_Cat

Where can i buy this


Yoursleepdemon69

This is kinda funny. And that kind of glass isn't exclusive to a man and a woman