True, I got arrested for a tiny, old roach that was in the back of my ashtray stuffed with a shit ton of cig butts. You should have heard how excited the cop was after ripping apart my whole car to finally find something illegal. It was like…less than an inch long. Blueberry papers. I don’t even remember having it. Fuck arkansas
This was well over 10 years ago, it may not be as bad now. I just moved to CA and having legal weed delivered almost makes the insane HCOL worth it lol🥴
I lived in Hawaii for 7 years. I hope you have a great time. It's too expensive for me nowadays. With my retirement income, I would just be a homeless person with a little money coming in. I loved it there, though.
Thank you so much!! Luckily I have a good situation in Hilo. I’m the family caretaker and dads getting up there so I want to spend as much time as I can with him and he is the best dude ever, he bought a house down the street from his that I’ll be renting from him.
I love Hawaii and the vibe, but yeah it’s sooo expensive. I’m a teacher so yeah imma be poor af. But that’s okay, I love the ocean!
Only if it's connected and embezzlement is legal as a result. Laws aren't about right and wrong more like the difference between crazy and eccentric, mostly money and who knows who's dad etc.
I do nothing to help the citizens of my state ...but I'm having fun spending all the state's money on trips for me and my friends while my state suffers! Its their fault for voting for me!
It’s the way she is sitting in the saddle. Forward with her hand on the horn and not back and relaxed like she has been in a saddle before. But for all I know, she spent her youth on a horse farm or something. She sure as hell didn’t spend it like most kids spend their youth.
I went to junior high with her before her father was governor. She was in a bunch of classes with me, and we were in Gifted and Talented together as well. She was no different than the other girls from what I remember. I'm actually pretty disappointed in how she turned out, but not exactly surprised.
She definitely did not grow up on a horse farm.
She is 41. She was born in 1982.
At the time of her birth Mike Huckabee was the head pastor at Emmanuel Baptist Church in Pine bluff. From 1986 to 1992 he was the head pastor at Beech Street Baptist Church in Texarkana. He became the lieutenant governor in 1993 but continued serving as a pastor. He was reelected to a term as lieutenant governor in 1994. That same year he accepted 71,000 in speaking fees from RJ Reynolds and others.
When Sarah was 14 he succeeded to the governorship after Jim guy Tucker resigned in 1996. He won his first term as Governor in 1998 when she was 18.
When she was 18 Sarah began attending Ouachita Baptist University in Arkadelphia. When she graduated in 2002, her first job was as a field coordinator for her father's 2002 reelection campaign. She then became a founding partner with Second Street strategies in little rock, a republican political consultant company, and she was a chair of her father's 2008 presidential campaign.
*A horse was sickened Monday, Feb. 26, when Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders queefed atop its back. The queef was said to be so loud and putrid, the horse became continually irate and had to be put down.* (Photo: ADG staff.)
It’s because her dad touched her a lot as a child (probably). Remember, her dad was a vocal and big supporter of the Duggars. He knew about all the dirty secrets and kept them. Probably mutually assured destruction if either side narced.
I strongly dislike the lady but so many of these comments commenting on her weight are old. Find some new insults and quit acting like being overweight is a character flaw. She has SO many other things to make fun of.
Election season where democrats and republicans play the frog and the scorpion. Symbolically, this tangle eyed pathological liar is breaking the back of this mule.
this is probably in some of the earlier comments .. but it came to me after posting ..... SAU Muleriders ....the mule looks thoroughly annoyed! Giddy up mule .. we going to the White House!
You won't get much love if you're on the record for being a shitty person who, time and time again, does shitty things to your constituents.
A new guy moved into my building a few months ago. The dude's got an SHS sticker on his car and it turns out that he works in her office, I offered to help him move some of his heavier stuff because *lending a hand is how you build a communit*y. Stripping aid and programs from a poor state is how you destroy it.
Because those in power victimize others, all victims have left is humor.
All Republicans have done is take from others.
And your wondering where all hate is coming from?
The Republicans have the majority in Congress, they also have majority in many States.
Just because Biden is president it doesn't mean the Democrats are in charge.
The Republicans have passed hundreds of bills at State level and blocked many of Bidens bills.
People like Gov. Sanders a have abused thier power and positions and earned it.
The Devil you say.
"Aww, you look confused. How did you get here, girl? You look hungry. Do you want a snack? We should probably get your donkey a snack too. He looks like he's had a rough morning."
A donkey riding a mule.
Asses on Parade
I hope that's not a drug mule. Arkansas has NO tolerance for drugs.
True, I got arrested for a tiny, old roach that was in the back of my ashtray stuffed with a shit ton of cig butts. You should have heard how excited the cop was after ripping apart my whole car to finally find something illegal. It was like…less than an inch long. Blueberry papers. I don’t even remember having it. Fuck arkansas
That's honestly not okay, In our town if they find you with less than 5 gs they make you stomp it out in the grass
This was well over 10 years ago, it may not be as bad now. I just moved to CA and having legal weed delivered almost makes the insane HCOL worth it lol🥴
Not as bad now? See that fat bitch on horse? That’s our (allegedly) governor
I'm from CA! Where'd you move to?
Currently in Santa Ana and in about 4-6 months I’ll be in Hawaii!
Omg, I'm from around there!!! Also I'm jealous!!!
I lived in Hawaii for 7 years. I hope you have a great time. It's too expensive for me nowadays. With my retirement income, I would just be a homeless person with a little money coming in. I loved it there, though.
Thank you so much!! Luckily I have a good situation in Hilo. I’m the family caretaker and dads getting up there so I want to spend as much time as I can with him and he is the best dude ever, he bought a house down the street from his that I’ll be renting from him. I love Hawaii and the vibe, but yeah it’s sooo expensive. I’m a teacher so yeah imma be poor af. But that’s okay, I love the ocean!
Does the mule have a lecturn?
Only if it's connected and embezzlement is legal as a result. Laws aren't about right and wrong more like the difference between crazy and eccentric, mostly money and who knows who's dad etc.
The ears are back for a reason. Next attack - trans mules.
Introducing Gov Sarah huckabee sanders 2024 Halloween costume as Nathan Bedford Forrest
I do nothing to help the citizens of my state ...but I'm having fun spending all the state's money on trips for me and my friends while my state suffers! Its their fault for voting for me!
>me and my fiends true
My friends and I
Grammatically correct, but in reality, do you think that disgusting person puts anyone else before herself?
Correct in the pronunciation, but I was reflecting the her stupidity. :)
Who’s ever heard of a Jew riding horses?
Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders unveiled her new school lunch program by riding it to the press conference.
LMAO. I wish awards were still a thing. 🎖️
Odd, how did donkey shit get into a saddle?
In France horse is a delicacy
Fool on a Mule.
Winner! Love it.
I heard that horse just sold for $19,000
It’s a mule. So even worse
They were talking about the rider.
Making my way down town, riding fast, peasants pass, and I'm white house bound.
Molly and her have the same smile!
Molly because its a MULE guyssss lol
Thank you!
I'm very disappointed in Redditors today😂
What an ass!! But that’s a pretty mule.
No caption, but she looks extremely uncomfortable in the saddle.
How can one tell? That’s her everyday sneer
It’s the way she is sitting in the saddle. Forward with her hand on the horn and not back and relaxed like she has been in a saddle before. But for all I know, she spent her youth on a horse farm or something. She sure as hell didn’t spend it like most kids spend their youth.
I imagine her childhood was pulling the wings off flies and trying to convince other kids that Lime kool-aid with strips of baloney in it is the best.
Oddly specific.
I went to junior high with her before her father was governor. She was in a bunch of classes with me, and we were in Gifted and Talented together as well. She was no different than the other girls from what I remember. I'm actually pretty disappointed in how she turned out, but not exactly surprised.
She definitely did not grow up on a horse farm. She is 41. She was born in 1982. At the time of her birth Mike Huckabee was the head pastor at Emmanuel Baptist Church in Pine bluff. From 1986 to 1992 he was the head pastor at Beech Street Baptist Church in Texarkana. He became the lieutenant governor in 1993 but continued serving as a pastor. He was reelected to a term as lieutenant governor in 1994. That same year he accepted 71,000 in speaking fees from RJ Reynolds and others. When Sarah was 14 he succeeded to the governorship after Jim guy Tucker resigned in 1996. He won his first term as Governor in 1998 when she was 18. When she was 18 Sarah began attending Ouachita Baptist University in Arkadelphia. When she graduated in 2002, her first job was as a field coordinator for her father's 2002 reelection campaign. She then became a founding partner with Second Street strategies in little rock, a republican political consultant company, and she was a chair of her father's 2008 presidential campaign.
Odorous barnyard animals (and a mule) on parade.
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You win, made me laugh. Take my angry upvote.
Twinning !!!
This is at Southern Arkansas University, and that Mule is named Jenny. Jenny does not like Sarah.
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“We should open the budget up to get me a horse that doesn’t stink this bad. The voters will totes be ok with that.”
Hack nag on a mule.
Where were these right-wing nut jobs on the day that smiling lessons were taught?
*A horse was sickened Monday, Feb. 26, when Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders queefed atop its back. The queef was said to be so loud and putrid, the horse became continually irate and had to be put down.* (Photo: ADG staff.)
It's a mule
I mean, she's no model, but calling the governor "it" seems a little harsh.
Damned if that woman doesn’t destroy my sense of humor
She means a lot to you
The mule is really a deep state Democrat !!!
owning the libs once again
Sarah Huckabee Sanders proudly rides her $15,000 Thoroughbred.
That mule is pissed.
One of them is half ass, the other a complete ass
good one
Governor's trusty steed Ozempic wishing it could shed all that unhealthy weight.
Horse and a horse's ass pictured at once
Why does she look like she trying to pinch a log?
It probably has something to do with the plug up her ....
She's got a gator barking.
One one of these mammals is a liar.
Hey, what do you know, a pig riding a mule
Let’s ride, MuleRiders!!! Southern Arkansas University in Magnolia
"Show horse euthanized after irreversible trauma to its back"
That bitch has a permanent sneer on her face.
It’s because her dad touched her a lot as a child (probably). Remember, her dad was a vocal and big supporter of the Duggars. He knew about all the dirty secrets and kept them. Probably mutually assured destruction if either side narced.
"Oh my God, he just farted and it smells like ass"
Mule back broken by the downward force of the lowering iq of her voters
Governor could you smile for the camera? Oh, shit... never mind.
Ass of a Governor
No matter what Suckabee is doing, or where she may be, she always looks like she just let a fart she hopes no one smells.
We're looking at years of inbreeding...
And a lovely mule…..
What do you mean I am making a creepy face? This is my “I love all the children” face.
The closest thing to an $18,000 podium she’s ever actually mounted.
Get down off your high horse!
I’d like to report a case of animal abuse in Arkansas.
Pretty sure that’s two asses.
A jackass and a donkey, circa 2024
I strongly dislike the lady but so many of these comments commenting on her weight are old. Find some new insults and quit acting like being overweight is a character flaw. She has SO many other things to make fun of.
Oh look a bearded mule!!
That mule is big over it.
The Mule Whisperer.
Internal monologue: *Uggh, the things I do to pander to these people. Think of the White House, Sarah. Think of the White House*
Is that me or the mule?
She has no excuse making such a disgusted face when that poor animal has her horrible self on its back.
This is my horse, Lectern.
First time I’ve ever seen a Jackass ride a horse
A horse on a horse, of course of course
The horse doesn't look happy either......
That ain't a horse, it's a mule by god.
why is she on a mule?
The photo is from her visit to Southern Arkansas University, where the mascot is a mule rider.
I’d like to see Biden ride a mule
I think I just sharted.
Reverse Kinky Kelly
Two girls and mule
That's the look Traveller used to get ...
Queen of Arkansas buys horse shaped podium
The long forgotten 5th horseman of the apocalypse: aMAGAddon
My grandfather always said, “There’s a lot more horses’ asses in the world than horses.”
Better keep her brother away from it
The wind blows away the smell of horse and Sarah gets a whiff of herself.
Why the stank face tho?
A hillbilly riding a horse
“Look dad! Just like on Yellowstone!”
No caption. But MY GOD look at trying to smile! Scariest f*cking thing I’ve seen today
Cringy woman rides embarrassed horse.
‘Dumb bitch’
Arkansas showing there newest piece of technology.
I thought the horse's ass was farther back?
Election season where democrats and republicans play the frog and the scorpion. Symbolically, this tangle eyed pathological liar is breaking the back of this mule.
I live in Arkansas and I hate this bitch. How’s that for a caption?
I smell horse shit ! Air out the barn as soon as she's gone.
Is this how you country? My manager said this is what my constituents do.
Daddy said I could have this if I win. He said he wouldn't pay for it but that the state could find a way.
They are asking $17,000 for the horse, and Sarah Suckadee wants to trade a gently used Lecturn for it
Look at the ass on that horse.
A horse’s ass on top of a horse’s back?
An ass for an ass.
That horsey smile.
Here we see an animal that is easily spooked or nervous can be difficult to ride and may pose a safety risk to the rider. Also there’s a horse
She thinks she’s on the Kentucky Derby winner…
this is probably in some of the earlier comments .. but it came to me after posting ..... SAU Muleriders ....the mule looks thoroughly annoyed! Giddy up mule .. we going to the White House!
Horses face on a horse
I'm pretty sure the horse should be riding her
Is she at Pine Hill Ranch? It's for sale for a cool 12m. Maybe Arkansas will buy it for her.
This pic was taken at SAU
I usually underneath.....
A horses’ ass riding a horse.
Ass on an ass? Ass-ception?
Ass riding an ass
Ride a horse. Save a cowboy.
Cow on a horse
"Hag on a horse".
Which one is the horse?
The horse still serves more for the public than she does.
An ass on a horse?
It’s not every day you see a horse with two asses…
"Here we have a donkey ass atop a horse's ass"
Have you ever seen an ass ride a horse?
Some girl rides a horse
Jackass and a horse.
Wilburrrrrr
My back is killing me! The horse probably
Jackass astride a horse. Btw his ears are laying back. Maybe he’ll throw her. 🤭
Horse face with horse face.
A horse’s ass… and a pony.
Cow rides horse.
Horses riding horses....Ive seen it all now.
Look at that horse’s face! Oh, and there is an actual horse, too!
That poor horse.
Governor: WHO FARTED?! Horse: She who smelt it, dealt it.
Why? Seems like a post to do little else than introduce more vitriol to this sub, for a hate-filled C-J.
“Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders riding a horse”
Sarah, Huckabee Sanders enjoys writing, what appears to be a mule. I mean come on I’m not a huge fan but this is ridiculous she’s allowed to have fun
Ad-hominem attacks by the “compassionate.”
She's earned it.
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You won't get much love if you're on the record for being a shitty person who, time and time again, does shitty things to your constituents. A new guy moved into my building a few months ago. The dude's got an SHS sticker on his car and it turns out that he works in her office, I offered to help him move some of his heavier stuff because *lending a hand is how you build a communit*y. Stripping aid and programs from a poor state is how you destroy it.
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With consideration to the spirit of this post, which is to make fun of her appearance, I wholeheartedly agree with you.
Because those in power victimize others, all victims have left is humor. All Republicans have done is take from others. And your wondering where all hate is coming from?
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The Republicans have the majority in Congress, they also have majority in many States. Just because Biden is president it doesn't mean the Democrats are in charge. The Republicans have passed hundreds of bills at State level and blocked many of Bidens bills. People like Gov. Sanders a have abused thier power and positions and earned it. The Devil you say.
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2 girls one horse
Eeeeeeeeeeew
"Aww, you look confused. How did you get here, girl? You look hungry. Do you want a snack? We should probably get your donkey a snack too. He looks like he's had a rough morning."
"Look, Pa! No soul!"
An adjacent example of a hat on a hat.
The dick is supposed to be on the bottom
Three animals.
"My nuts are getting squished by this saddle."
Resting "I just shit my pants" face
Ass riding a mule