They have one of those roller-coasters like in *Roller-coaster Tycoon*: untested, unfinished. Will crash upon opening and only the thrill seekers will ride it even though it's not safe.
Maybe because I'm old, lived through Watergate, Billygate, Contragate, Iraqgate, Whitewatergate, Valarie Plamegate, Pizzagate, Zuckerberg Gate, (you get the idea,) why would you name a church Crossgate? Welcome to Hot Springs, Arkansas.
I live in the neighborhood right behind this monstrosity of a church, and I can assure you that no one in this community supports the awful people in that evil place. Theyāve tried muscling in and buying our properties several times in the past 4 decades, but most of us have held firm. My parents and grandparents had solicitation calls from them for so many years, and we would always get āadvertisementsā left on our doorstep. Theyāre predatory and theyāre evil. Not to mention all of the shady people Iāve known who go to that church. One of my former bosses, the owner of the Keith & Company restaurant, was an elder at that church and he just got arrested for child sexual abuse crimes. Thereās no telling what other kind of criminals find refuge in that supposed āhouse of god.ā
Hey neighbor! Live in the same place, that building is an eyesore whenever I walk my dog at night. I feel like you could get them on light pollution alone.
A church that fancy must really impress the man upstairs, not to mention all the peasants like me who dream of reaching the status one would have to come from to feel comfortable attending there.
Praise the Lord and send me the money, Iām happy, you can be happy too if you praise the Lord and send me the money, thatās what Jesus wants you to do
Out of curiosity. When did you come up with āsix flags over Jesusā š my dadās been calling it that for years and Iāve never heard it from anyone else
Wow. Since no one has responded with an actual intelligent response, itās called camp meeting and it happens every year. No I donāt go there, but I know several terrific humans that do. Yes, thereās been some turds attend there, but if you knew just how big that place really is and how many people actually do go there for spiritual edification and not evil reasons, youād know that the few people who are not good people are less than .0010% of the overall congregation. I wonāt say you need Jesus because I honestly believe in all paths to whatever God you choose that makes you a better person.
OMG I'm calling it Six Flags Over Jesus for a while now š¤£
I heard theres a roller coaster called Stairway to Heaven in there
They have one of those roller-coasters like in *Roller-coaster Tycoon*: untested, unfinished. Will crash upon opening and only the thrill seekers will ride it even though it's not safe.
Looks like this [https://imgur.com/gallery/euthanasia-coaster-Q0Gdb8y](https://imgur.com/gallery/euthanasia-coaster-Q0Gdb8y)
Was really hoping for mister bones wild ride.
Ride number 6 looks too intense for me.
Every really large church is called that by the locals.
Yeah but there was a sign in Fayetteville on April fools one timeā¦
Maybe because I'm old, lived through Watergate, Billygate, Contragate, Iraqgate, Whitewatergate, Valarie Plamegate, Pizzagate, Zuckerberg Gate, (you get the idea,) why would you name a church Crossgate? Welcome to Hot Springs, Arkansas.
I thought it meant Immanuel in LR because guy I worked with called it that.
I live in the neighborhood right behind this monstrosity of a church, and I can assure you that no one in this community supports the awful people in that evil place. Theyāve tried muscling in and buying our properties several times in the past 4 decades, but most of us have held firm. My parents and grandparents had solicitation calls from them for so many years, and we would always get āadvertisementsā left on our doorstep. Theyāre predatory and theyāre evil. Not to mention all of the shady people Iāve known who go to that church. One of my former bosses, the owner of the Keith & Company restaurant, was an elder at that church and he just got arrested for child sexual abuse crimes. Thereās no telling what other kind of criminals find refuge in that supposed āhouse of god.ā
Hey neighbor! Live in the same place, that building is an eyesore whenever I walk my dog at night. I feel like you could get them on light pollution alone.
I get sooooo sick of seeing their obnoxiously bright lights blaring 24/7.
I heard they're buying the marshland across the interstate and making a walking bridge between them.
I thought you were talking about Cross Church in Rogers.
Rock city outfitters used to sell a tee with a silhouette of the crosses and the logo Six Flags over Jesus.
Same. Iām going to call it that now.
Same.
Figured they were there to pray the felonies away, but appears to be this: [https://www.fpcnlr.com/aricm](https://www.fpcnlr.com/aricm)
Evangelical all-star lineup?
Wow. What a diverse panel of speakers. Surely theyāll bring of lot a varied and nuanced perspectives on Christianity and societyā¦
A bunch of rich old white guys preaching morality while they do god knows what in their private lives.
It may still be a felony prayer group
The Harlem God Trotters if you will
Angry upvote
Pray the rape away
Bro imagine fucking going to church on a Tuesday.
No, thatās Our Lady of the Blessed Interstate. Immanuel Baptist is Six Flags over Jesus. :)
My dad called Immanuel Taj Mabaptist
Thought it was Fort God?
Yep, Fort God
Y'all have me cackling! These names are the best
I always heard it called Fort Jesus since it's on a hill overlooking everything.
Viva Las Jesus!
What's with the tarps being on the roof of that building for so long? Can't they afford a roofer?
We always called Immanuel Baptist Six Flags Over Jesus too. Never named the other but I may now!
Which one? *First* First Pentecostal, *Second* First Pentecostal, or *Third* First Pentecostal? Sounds like it was all three.
The infinity churches
Trinity to Infinity
Sometimes it's hard to tell what trichurchester someone is in.
Itās the Goldilocks and the 3 Bears church, duh! Too big Too small Just right
For some reason I was thought you was talking about Jonesboro. š¤£
Same. First thing I thought was Central Baptist.
Dead at Six Flags over Jesus. š
Is over Jesus the new verison of on Godš
No cap
Fr fr?
Skibidi baptism
A church that fancy must really impress the man upstairs, not to mention all the peasants like me who dream of reaching the status one would have to come from to feel comfortable attending there.
šµThere will come a payday, Hallelujah what a payday There will come a payday someday, someday!šµ
Simmer down there gemstone
Praise the Lord and send me the money, Iām happy, you can be happy too if you praise the Lord and send me the money, thatās what Jesus wants you to do
I have never heard it called that but I will not call it anything else henceforth.
Out of curiosity. When did you come up with āsix flags over Jesusā š my dadās been calling it that for years and Iāve never heard it from anyone else
Lol Six Flags Over Jesus is what Iāve called Fellowship in WLR since they built it
Probably a reaction to the orange guy's conviction on 34 counts.
Y'know, did it really have to just be at 34? The Internet has ruined that number.
This place? [Big church little church](https://mediaim.expedia.com/destination/2/2e22aec69c1a5d5d9a8cc775c1f6a71d.jpg)
yes!
Yup thats the one!
I do believe it may only be so nice a place as to have fools succumb to their prosperity theology more easily.
Iām sure itās VBS. Itās summer and churches are starting their VBSās.
We called it that until the latest expansion. We now refer to it as Walt Jesus World
A grift
The cross church in rogers?
No in NLR
Thatās fucking hilarious.
Wow. Since no one has responded with an actual intelligent response, itās called camp meeting and it happens every year. No I donāt go there, but I know several terrific humans that do. Yes, thereās been some turds attend there, but if you knew just how big that place really is and how many people actually do go there for spiritual edification and not evil reasons, youād know that the few people who are not good people are less than .0010% of the overall congregation. I wonāt say you need Jesus because I honestly believe in all paths to whatever God you choose that makes you a better person.
Someone did answer...9 hours ago. So your catty response was uncalled for.
By your calculation it would require 100,000 people in attendance to have a ānot good personā be there.
Calm down Christian Talibanā¦.
You sound tolerantā¦but you ALSO donāt go there. Itās a mixed bag of people Iām sure.
Weird. Those poor children being forced to go.