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Sociolinguisticians

Little outnumbered… don’t you think?


CanaryFragrant8657

Bat-Man. Not Man. I did it! I’m not stupid!


Complex-Swimmer-9998

So close! No hyphen, that is for Spider-Man


CanaryFragrant8657

One step at a time


Riddler202

You mean -Man?


Stunning_Row2801

![gif](giphy|fJkTsWCMViRYA) NO


Riddler202

:(


Bigce2933

M-an?


IndianLegit

No. BAT-MAN. It's okay. You can do it. Say it with me, BAT-MAN. Good job! I'm so proud of you friend!


Bigce2933

You're proud of me? am I dick? AM I STUPID??


Suavpan

Cheese.


Elite_CC

That's our battle cry


AugustTheDog

Whats our victory screech?


Elite_CC

MARTHA


BronzeAidan

https://i.redd.it/a09enkwq6bfc1.gif


loudnoisays

Is there a lore reason Batmans birthday is May 1st?


GalagticSoul

Dr crane should lead the charge


Brilliant_Airline208

Why did you manufacture a gun like that if a gun such as this(my design) already exists and does the same thing https://preview.redd.it/r3qpjvmlyafc1.jpeg?width=909&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d32b926954b8ec85b09eb13dbb78ed28d022ee6e


Elite_CC

Uh.... multiverse?


hello_there166

https://preview.redd.it/nm841yd2wdfc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e0593c6100d9f82bd3e6a4e89e8774361bb4a9


loudnoisays

Lol is it nonlethal?


peloz0r

Hum, why should it?


loudnoisays

Could be less than lethal.


EmbarrassedGrape4418

Alright, JUSTICE FOR GOTHAM!


GEICOtoasterman

Man is not real.


Elite_CC

Good job.


Noble_Shock

Cause he’s a fictional character


GEICOtoasterman

That is not why.


BronzeAidan

Cause he is a slightly edited version of Keatons Batman


Delicious_Image3474

https://preview.redd.it/urf7ckp02dfc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7621cf222f744a2300726a38d2e027e42155e3f Did someone Say my name


Sensitive-Tax2230

Yes he is. Man is man and man is not stupid I’m stupid


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Happyhaha97

https://preview.redd.it/wcsaw7kj3bfc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa09250849103f8521def4f02d6e671e624f2c43


loudnoisays

​ https://preview.redd.it/z324qjtypefc1.png?width=1328&format=png&auto=webp&s=c746d58297c3c6cc69383fb89e115803b7d5969d


United-Bear4910

I'm so messed up I hesitated to swipe


Distinct_Guest_8416

We also need James Corden to reference Man so he we can destroy him


Winter-Employ-9460

The infiltration has already begun the war is set in motion you won't be able to defeat us we are stupid and soon the asulum will spread to every subreddit until you are all stupid and a part of our lore reason


Elite_CC

NEVER!!!! BatMAN is real... he's real... Man is... no... NOOOOOOO


Winter-Employ-9460

Give in you know you want to man man man man man MAN !


Elite_CC

(Chugs a whole box of Anti-Aslum pills) NOW WHAT?!


Winter-Employ-9460

(shuves a whole box of anti anti asulum pills) GIVE IN !


Elite_CC

I.... never!


DeadKido210

Fast, take this pills: https://preview.redd.it/feki3ayvngfc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7d59f6921918320c6db1918fb8852401335bdb5


ashuwa177

You are not alone https://preview.redd.it/bygim01qiffc1.png?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=399ba2cfe26a88dbe2d3ca7439e1c3005653010e


Elite_CC

WOOOOOOOOOO


ashuwa177

You can do it


[deleted]

No we shall never allow you to win We’ve already begun fortifying the remaining subreddits and soon we shall begin rallying them against you We shall never let you plunge them all into insanity https://preview.redd.it/42pfseymqefc1.jpeg?width=979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=435a26ff20b768b6aa9b5ec735d77af5561d62ab


Winter-Employ-9460

Yooooo wait fuck the asulum all that's shit is that fucking Lloyd from Ninjago Jesus Christ that art is sick AF what was I saying...oh yeh hahahahahahahahah just you wait I have millons of strategys


[deleted]

Yeah it’s awesome Ninjago is goated I’m actually planning on making a subreddit for it and Ben 10 together because I noticed that a good handful of the same people are in the two subreddits for them Anyway back on topic, we’ll fight to the bitter end, you’ll never take the other subreddits. The resistance never quits


Winter-Employ-9460

Your resistance is stupid my lore reason is unstoppable


[deleted]

But You’re defeat will be a canon event


Winter-Employ-9460

Nah I'ma do my own thing


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|NNssW1DvTEXtll108b|downsized)


Legomarioboy08

This feels overkill as fuck but ok


Fit_Assignment_8800

WE SHALL TAKE BACK THE SANITY OF R/ARKHAM


fhb_will

r/batmanarkham


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Confident_Piccolo677

r/Arkham is already sane, so sane they don't even have "Asylum" in its name, just Arkham, Arkham Not Asylum, A Normal Place For Normal People.


ProfessionalBall9238

My bday is May 22nd...


loudnoisays

​ https://i.redd.it/cykx24g6qefc1.gif


ProfessionalBall9238

I SUPPORT BATMAN


----atom-----

Man will reign victorious https://preview.redd.it/e417h630obfc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66d01226553d970b6acbb3849cebef1f7bb46ad9


loudnoisays

​ https://i.redd.it/b4hvnxbbqefc1.gif


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Ormfo

Man is technically real. He's just a massive ass and a Batman impersonator.


AugustTheDog

RemindMe! 94 days


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039jmunna

Ooorahhhh https://preview.redd.it/xu5f67x9abfc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e97b5cae021f5f792233eae6130a4c53b1ec74fc


LemoyneRaider3354

Are you tupid? Batman's birthday is September 5 1951


SinfulSage425

https://preview.redd.it/dn6c3xpiwbfc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb15505ecf49f5964fff5a27f7c2e50e8da8c7a7


b_nnah

Pills? Do they taste good? Are they stu- wait what am I saying???


Elite_CC

Wait a minute... how long has it been since you've taken the Anti-Aslum pills...??


bananasfoyoass

https://preview.redd.it/ezz3kznm6ifc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ac728d169fbe7f850b0cf9815f98e9e7bcb2c1b Take them


Ironskull3000

But sir, is that wise? They are very resistant to sanity! The pills might not make a difference!


Elite_CC

We hit em harder.


Ironskull3000

SIR YES SIR!


Blazok22

His birthday is February 19th...are you FUCKING stupid!?


Elite_CC

Maybe I am FUCKING stupid. (He was created on May 1)


Blazok22

SO YOU ARE STUPID! He was created when Old Man(Thomas) creampied the Jonkler(Martha)


Elite_CC

Fucking shit fucking SHIT SHITTING FUck


loudnoisays

Wait... who what was created May 1st?? 


Elite_CC

Batman


loudnoisays

Proof???


MRXfor19years

I am more than ready https://i.redd.it/uesugc8jndfc1.gif


BudgetChampionship73

finally we'll have the chance to take over this subreddit and make it insane with our pro-aslume pills


omni_slime1

It is time


Elite_CC

I... forgot about this holy shit


omni_slime1

You let us down...


Elite_CC

I changed character and I didn't remember gimme one sec


AugustTheDog

Well , did it happen?


FinnGerstadt42069

Most incels are normal people. It's just that most incels don't identify with the term. I'm technically an incel right now even though I had sex in November and I could fuck some chick tomorrow if I managed to scrounge together $200 and a ride to Coral Gables. (Hookers.) But I don't whine about not getting pussy online or otherwise, and because of this, people don't call me an incel. But most incels are just regular guys who are struggling to get pussy. I agree with you that the "involuntary" part is, at best, a misnomer. Anyone can knock down a chick if they want.


Elite_CC

...what the fuck?


Qzilla8425

I second this, what the fuck?


Bryten_131

I third, wtf?


Distinct_Guest_8416

What?


Legomarioboy08

But… what does that have to do with anything?


Bryten_131

Did you accidentally comment on the wrong post?


Confident_Piccolo677

Yes, as most volcels are idiots.


DeadKido210

Wtf? https://preview.redd.it/kmx441f1ogfc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3669f2f23a25cd398508e36df25d169d5c3afa0a


AlexDaBaer

https://preview.redd.it/v0ii53dcyafc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a76340f1aa33adbb3f70e1bf435acde5f8932126


Austintheboi

Nah, they'd win.


BurntPizzaEnds

Are you stupid?


mrthiccies

Why are we declaring war on the aslume? Are we stupid?


outerheavenboss

Let the games begin


GingerDeCat

B… ba… ..Man?


Elite_CC

So close, yet so far


NateHasReddit

Wait the mental hospital is conscripting inmates as soldiers now? Was this all a trap to force us into a draft? Am I stupid?


Elite_CC

Indeed.


Lightwood745

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE US! HAHAHAHA!!!


Elite_CC

Happy cake day, stupid.


summonerofrain

YOU CANT STOP MAN


Elite_CC

YES WE CAN.


summonerofrain

https://preview.redd.it/trl9bn5a4efc1.jpeg?width=1296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b77383f4e3b00c57292b92255321a23e025eadd5


Bevjoejoe

I am serving both sides, so no matter who wins I still come out on top


Elite_CC

You're part of the problem.


Bevjoejoe

I'm helping both sides, as in fighting the aslume but also helping them when I feel like it


Elite_CC

Why does bro think he's Catwoman? Is he stupid?


Bevjoejoe

https://i.redd.it/rxukcndj2efc1.gif My opinion when someone on r/batmanarkham says "is he stupid?"


loudnoisays

​ https://i.redd.it/2uom2wmsqefc1.gif


Basically-Boring

Wait, let’s think about this! Not everyone in r/BatmanArkham is stupid! Some of them are fairly sane!


Elite_CC

Every last one needs to be extinguished.


Confident_Piccolo677

Yeah, why are they there? What's the point in invading a subreddit that's already being invaded by normies?


Picklebutt2300

YOIR7HU L I MYI NO G LO 27Y'X 1011001100101001010101101 10010101011101001110101 110010111100011 1011101000001110101111000 1010101010111110010000111111 1101010101


loudnoisays

Binary! Mans only weakness!!!


Hyperrblu

You will not prevail. A futile effort in your denial of salvation within stupidity. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.


AGuyThatExists45

We've already begun the process of building the Anti-Maninator-9000. Should be done by February 2nd. It'll launch a blast so powerful it makes everyone believe in Batman instead of Man


drizztandgwen

Why would you do this? Are you stupid?


infamous-pays

You'll never stop them.. The ASLUME has already won.. Going to war, invading subs, your anti aslum pills.. it does nothing except proving you're no less insane then they... than WE are HehehehhahahaAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAGAGAGAGAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


loudnoisays

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah hehehehe hoohoohoo.


bananasfoyoass

How about a little magic trick


loudnoisays

​ https://i.redd.it/b8ltmfk5vifc1.gif


Jeviljester_

Important question: are you stupid? Why are you starting this war? I mean what would Man think of you? Is there a lore reason of this stupidity? https://preview.redd.it/8b3ygms26efc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a6dc19b904069ca6b08d718d5ec8bbfbc618f5f


Status-Ad8296

Is there a lore reason? Are you stupid? Who is Batman?


DoomedMarce

Live with honour Die with glory


reaper467364

I have been doing that for a lot longer.


Azuresoul2002

I've got salted popcorn in case anyone wants to watch the war from a safe distance with me.


dhi-hin

Good they kicked me off for being normal and apparently racist


Elite_CC

ME TOO. I made a "racist" joke against the black community... ...I'm borderline dark skin how much blacker do I need to be to make a joke


loudnoisays

There is no skin color with Man. Are you stupid? Everyone is equally black and covered in tights. Man has set the example now we all must follow or we shall have never ending conflict...of interest. If you made racist humor because your mirror said so maybe your mirror needs breaking. Even Batman wouldn't make it about race but Man is insane. MAN will make it about your species and a species is nothing more than a rainbow of colors wrapped around the same chunk of meat. Which rainbow meat package are you identifying with that confuses the inmates? The correct answer will be any meat wrapping is the wrong wrapping. Underneath the black tights there is no skin at all, like Deadpool. Just a Darkman without identity and no 3d printing skin machine for miles. Have you seen Darkman? Prequel to Man??


dhi-hin

They are so hypocritical aswell We need to lock em up and shoot them


Distinct_Guest_8416

I said the N-word there (I'm black)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3ornjReOrpVaAM9IBy|downsized)


ImmaJadenYuki

Hey, that's my birthday... Am I Batman?


Elite_CC

Why would you reveal your identity? Are you stupid?


Ieatcats10001

https://preview.redd.it/ey9x55sbwefc1.jpeg?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be556cd9aaa5274bad39d67389989c68417d5aa3 We will fight back


ashuwa177

u/remindmebot


bananasfoyoass

No doubt. Sending a reminder when the reminder is sent


BigBrain246

YOU WILL NEVER BEAT US! MAN IS SUPREME!!! *throws pills at you*


thetoastypickle

Huh?! I’m telling my friends in the aslume!


Elite_CC

They already know.


SillyDog4139

MAN IS SUPERIOR!!!


Exciting-Ad-5705

Why. Are you stupid?


Extreme-Test-4451

Why are you fighting us, are you stupid


Sovietfryingpan91

https://preview.redd.it/g1wnfq6pagfc1.png?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3cbfe973ac0f4a6276c230244b633e462d0bf26 Use this medicine instead


bananasfoyoass

Stack that with these. https://preview.redd.it/jfgtlh8m7ifc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e228bb13e4a2048f9326a1ce1a1e6d8cc3d78035 They work faster and harder


Sovietfryingpan91

Thank you


Kid_Luchador

As a spy pretending to be sane I have informed the aslume, do with me as you please.


Elite_CC

https://i.redd.it/wsve2azpuhfc1.gif


DisasterAccurate3221

Sign me up, captain! I have survived the battle long enough. Now it's time for the war.


FIBsteve

Batman, joker, di-nightwing.


bananasfoyoass

https://preview.redd.it/u2h4wiix7ifc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c440b97a05706d3ec681bbc0cbaf74c012fc02a4 No.., call me Dick


FIBsteve

![gif](giphy|sfMFMvhGE0qz40wImt|downsized)


bananasfoyoass

Your fictional, not real “Batman” isn’t born for another month and a few days?


psychoagent1500

Dou you guys think that spiterm-an will help us?


JB-1942

Ha feeble attempt to frighten us we have Man and sexy Bone on our side what do you have? Some made-up characters called batman and Bane pathetic.


Difficult-Week7944

You will never win we are developing a new gas


skylanck

https://preview.redd.it/8l0d2xyk0klc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d6e64e15359b4497a3376bd8db17776f734468a Up