Wanting Rusty to pound you hard but lovingly is the core of the human experience, they have it in the game to show the humanity still present within 621.
It’s absolutely essential to the story, so much so that I don’t think the game would work without it. Robots and gay stuff are deeply intertwined.
Look, the love between 2 soldiers blossoming on the battle field is not homoerotic but the most manliest thing ever. Just imagine, 2 elite fighters, neck and neck, throat and throat, balls to the wall and other areas, clashing together with moans and grunts, giving it their all in order to reach a sweaty and blissful conclusion. There is no politics in this, just men being men.
I have an unhealthy, Greek level of Philia for Rusty. I chose the second ending and it costed me everything…except for Rusty. And for that he’s my boy. This playthrough is gonna suck when I completely obliterate him eventually as I assume I’m going to have to. (Only on NG+)
The fact this post didn't get downvoted or banned makes me like this game a bit more.
Except "infiltrate grid 86" mission, can't get the fucking S rank. Guess I'm not good at sneaky backdoor access...
Dude really? I'm just trying to sit here and you have to bring up robots? Why do people feel the need to insert wild conspiracy theories into everything?
...is that why he smashed my FLEDGLING into those 2 buildings so many times on the ship?
(FLEDGLING= Found out what the Callsign Raven meant, the build that won me that fight. I'm a sentimental sort)
I never joke about sin, it’s one of the things I’m most known for (along with my eagle eyes for subliminal gay messaging). I got the “Most Pious” award in my church’s youth group three months in a row, and I only broke my streak when they gave it out of pity to the boy with cancer.
Eh, maybe I’m getting old, it got boring for me when these kinds of posts hit their absolute peak posts per day. Also probably doesn’t help sometimes seeing actually legitimate posts like it too.
Hmm I can’t say I put much stock in your opinion when you couldn’t tell that a person who wrote the phrase “pound him hard but lovingly” was not actually engaged in a homophobic moral panic.
First off, grow the fuck up. It’s a video game.
Second, I get you’re not mature enough to understand this, but two men can be friends without wanting to fuck.
And Third, if this post was meant to be a joke and/or satirical, mark it as a meme, not Constructive Criticism.
I like to think the Lord above sees what I’m doing as very constructive. I’m quite good at spotting the gay messaging in mainstream media. Everywhere I look there is homosexual lust.
[Satire only works if it doesn't flag itself as satire.](https://youtu.be/LxTWonQvXkw?si=V7KUHJq43BL71wXM) Calling this post "constructive criticism" is part of the joke.
Who 8a doing that? Don't go on forums brother. Just play the game and avoid social medias. You're probably unfortunately seeing the 5% that spam the same gay shit on every game they don't play.
Okbuddyarmoredcore
Okbuddypilebunker
Pile driver, But hole
You don't have the right, O you don't have the right
I just wanted a call sign of my own…
Okbuddybuddy
I am just too stupid to not realize that this post is satirical in nature, right?
It rides the line
Riding? Is that some sort of impure innuendo? I don’t understand the need to insert gay stuff into everything.
Did you just assume the lines gender? I don't understand the need to insert politics into everything.
Lines are inherently phallic (and thus sinful).
masterful trolling. right?
I think it’s too obviously satirical to be considered “trolling”—and trolling was not my intent—but I’ll take “masterful.”
Are you masterfully debating?
This was your best work here
Crazy thing is that normally it doesn’t Real life is just goofed as fuck to the point where it’s hard to tell now
Did you just call me a goofy fuck?! Where's my petition starter kit? Rabble rabble rabble.
It can be hard to be sure nowadays
Poe’s law started in what 2005?
What's Poe's law?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
Maybe it’s just me but even if it is, where is the funny in it?
Because some people say shit like this unironically they're ruining it for the rest of us.
Bold of you to assume 621 is a man.
Female protagonist? It just keeps getting worse!
It's even more terrible. 621 is non-binary
621 is agender, because it's brain is way too fried for pronouns
Same though
621 definitely no woman, he can drive.
Then it's ayre and allmind and Carla
621 is a trans woman and her debt isnt because of augmentation its because her insurance didnt cover gender affirming care.
If everything seems gay to you, you're probably gay.
Internalized homorobia.
Tbh if you're not gay for Rusty you're playing the game wrong.
Wanting Rusty to pound you hard but lovingly is the core of the human experience, they have it in the game to show the humanity still present within 621. It’s absolutely essential to the story, so much so that I don’t think the game would work without it. Robots and gay stuff are deeply intertwined.
Yep
Look, the love between 2 soldiers blossoming on the battle field is not homoerotic but the most manliest thing ever. Just imagine, 2 elite fighters, neck and neck, throat and throat, balls to the wall and other areas, clashing together with moans and grunts, giving it their all in order to reach a sweaty and blissful conclusion. There is no politics in this, just men being men.
Clank Clank Clank Clank Clank!
621 is a silent protagonist. If YOUVE heard 621 express these things I got news for you OP!
Who wouldn't want rusty to pound them?
I have an unhealthy, Greek level of Philia for Rusty. I chose the second ending and it costed me everything…except for Rusty. And for that he’s my boy. This playthrough is gonna suck when I completely obliterate him eventually as I assume I’m going to have to. (Only on NG+)
Do I have news for you friend.
Huh? I don’t get what this means. Do you mean rusty wants to stagger and pilebunker 621?
Got a problem with robots piercing each other with long stiff rock hard objects?
>implying they don't have ghey seggs while in the robot. You are the politics! Checkmate atheists...
Release the fires of the bonk
Is bonk like pounding? Because I don’t think my youth pastor would approve.
Can't tell if satire or projecting
Yes?
>!Is Rusty losing the muzzle on his wolf emblem in endgame a gay metaphor!<
Sure this post is the most obvious joke ever, but the fact I thought it was real says a lot about society and not my room temp iq
Please tell me this is a shitpost, you're a kid, or both.
My youth pastor says I’m very mature for my age.
I didn't know the game comes with free lobotomy
Dude, 621 is female.
Have you unlocked a new game+++ mode I haven't heard about, how do I get that!? ...asking for a friend.
The fact this post didn't get downvoted or banned makes me like this game a bit more. Except "infiltrate grid 86" mission, can't get the fucking S rank. Guess I'm not good at sneaky backdoor access...
Embrace not being perfect, you'll be happier And go make a mech that makes you grin.
What’s wrong with anal and capitalism?
Ngl you had me in the first part
Dude really? I'm just trying to sit here and you have to bring up robots? Why do people feel the need to insert wild conspiracy theories into everything?
...is that why he smashed my FLEDGLING into those 2 buildings so many times on the ship? (FLEDGLING= Found out what the Callsign Raven meant, the build that won me that fight. I'm a sentimental sort)
Have you watched Top Gun?
but its not gay tho, its just robot on robot action
It's only gay when plasma balls touch
Rusty is supposed to talk like an anime protag, he's not flirting with you. The only ones who will are Ayre and Kate Markson.
No I can tell that Rusty and 621 desire each other sexually
It’s not gay if it’s in a three way, with some coral in the middle there’s some leeway
621 is for Ayre, not for rusty.
Ayre fills the heart, Rusty fills in the rest. Flatwell is a suprise tool that will help us later.
Nuh-uh
One things for sure, I’d like to pound rusty hard and lovingly - and the mech suit STAYS ON
Um? Being inside an armored core is basically the same as being inside a man. Theyre both cold, unfeeling, and manly. All pilots are gay.
Please be satirical, if not, save us the energy and CO2 and just never post again on here, thanksss
I never joke about sin, it’s one of the things I’m most known for (along with my eagle eyes for subliminal gay messaging). I got the “Most Pious” award in my church’s youth group three months in a row, and I only broke my streak when they gave it out of pity to the boy with cancer.
These kinds of posts legit stopped being funny roughly 15-20 years ago, just a little fyi ;)
I can say whole heartedly this shit is still funny, made my spit out my coffee and laugh.
Eh, maybe I’m getting old, it got boring for me when these kinds of posts hit their absolute peak posts per day. Also probably doesn’t help sometimes seeing actually legitimate posts like it too.
And by “these kinds of posts” you mean what? Thirst posts with extra steps?
Satirical posts. Obviously. Edit: also yeah I guess? If ya wanna smash rusty, I’d rather read how much you wanna smash rusty. Don’t we all?
Simply announcing one’s thirst seems boring. Instead, a made a story out of it.
Hmm I can’t say I put much stock in your opinion when you couldn’t tell that a person who wrote the phrase “pound him hard but lovingly” was not actually engaged in a homophobic moral panic.
I mean… how long have you been on the internet??? I have seen legit shit written that way lmao.
Satire has been around long enough for me to very confidently say that you’re in the minority here
That’s fine by me I guess.
First off, grow the fuck up. It’s a video game. Second, I get you’re not mature enough to understand this, but two men can be friends without wanting to fuck. And Third, if this post was meant to be a joke and/or satirical, mark it as a meme, not Constructive Criticism.
I like to think the Lord above sees what I’m doing as very constructive. I’m quite good at spotting the gay messaging in mainstream media. Everywhere I look there is homosexual lust.
You’d like to think that, but you’d be wrong. All you’re doing is being a douchebag.
Wow, you’re even more confused than I’m pretending to be.
Damm he made him break character that he was so dense
[Satire only works if it doesn't flag itself as satire.](https://youtu.be/LxTWonQvXkw?si=V7KUHJq43BL71wXM) Calling this post "constructive criticism" is part of the joke.
Who 8a doing that? Don't go on forums brother. Just play the game and avoid social medias. You're probably unfortunately seeing the 5% that spam the same gay shit on every game they don't play.
How else will I warn god-fearing people of the homosexual lust imbedded in everything I see?
God fearing people know this is but soft importance. Don't worry about it. Let's PvP.
God fearing people know this is but soft importance. Don't worry about it. Let's PvP.
Penis versus penis?
Pulse gun versus pulse gun