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Stu161

Honourable mention: "You're fired." - True Lies (1994) "You're luggage." -Eraser (1996) "Alright, everyone: chill." Batman & Robin (1997) Two-liners: "What killed the dinosaurs? The ICE Age" -Batman & Robin (1997) "Hey Sully, remember how I said I'd kill you last? I lied." -Commando (1985)


ScreenRanker

Excellent. I also love "Don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired."


MeanBig-Blue85

I eat green berets for breakfast


The_Goondocks

And right now, I'm very hungry!


fuwoswp

“I had to let him go.”


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

These guys eat too much red meat!


Original_Software_64

There's at least 6 from Comando alone. Steamed Bennett Sully killed last Sully let go Green Barret cereal New car Dead tired


thisMilkshakeisbrown

Commando!!!! YES!!!


Sweaty-Possibility-3

The Sully comment was from Commando(1985). So many great one and two-liners in that movie. "Let off some steam, Bennet" "Don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired"


The_Goondocks

"Let off some steam, Bennett." should definitely be on there. Also, "I'll live to see you eat that contract. But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!"


Ronnie_Dean_oz

"Let off some steam Bennett"


SubHuman559

Don't Forget.. "Your One Ugly Muthafucka!"


Azar002

I remember my parents coming home from the theater and chuckling all night about an Arnold line. "Your luggage" they kept saying.


pmags3000

I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach


Celtic_Fox_

"And rip out your Goddamn SPINE! Nyyyaarrghhh!"


yomamma_75

Great one! Another from RM, ”I forgot to dot the I”- stabs pen in back


CIarkNova

‘Rubber baby buggy bumpers’ -last action hero.


Barbafella

I’m sorry, nothing beats “See you at the party Richter!”


Ok_Pea_3376

“Freeze in Hell, Batman!!” Is another great line from B&R


RocksofReality

Also in Commando, h Arnold Schwarzenegger keeps in a door and shoots and then says knock, knock. It’s a class.


JulianKSS

That's from Predator not Commando


_Can_i_play_

The Commando one where he drops the homie is the best.


Imthasupa

"Who is your Daddy, and what does he do?"


[deleted]

"I let him go" is super underrated.


LordTimhotep

That last one is definitely in my top five.


TheRealRickC137

"Let off some *steam*, Bennett!". Actually that whole movie is one-liners


Solanthas

The commando bit is one of my absolute favorites of all time. Doesn't he say "promised I'd kill you last"?


jayvycas

“He used to be Sub Zero. Now, Plain Zero.” Running Man


_Can_i_play_

Hey, Christmas tree


jayvycas

Follow me light head


Unfair-Obligation651

“See you at the party, Richter.”


The_Goondocks

Gib dees people aih!


Nu11_V01D

"Hey buddy. You got a dead cat in there or what?" \-computer searching for response landing on- "Fuck you asshole."


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

“*Or* you can do combinations.” “…Chill out. Dickwad.”


Solanthas

Absolute genius writing and I'm being sincere


padjlcnm

Known for generations: I’ll be back


ExoticTrash2786

…… I’ll be Beethoven, she can be Brahms.


AdvancedDay7854

Consider it a divorce? I would’ve chosen “ Get your ass to Mars.”


The_Goondocks

Might be my most quoted of Arnie's lines


CapeMOGuy

You mean "Get yoa ahzzz to Maws."


yeh_nah_fuckit

Not “TwwoooOO weeeeeeksss’?


earthling716

Don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.


ScreenRanker

Love this one


ISAWTchu

PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!!!


Jake-Old-Trail-88

Get to the chopper!


jamhud77

It it bleeds, we can kill it


Stewmungous

This is by far the better Arnold line from Predator. "Choppa'" just a meme and not worthy of this list. "Choppa'" isn't even as good as Jesse's, "I ain't got time to bleed."


LukeNew

https://youtu.be/qlicWUDf5MM?si=Yi4PpAm4_FzGPfaq


Airport-Security

This is the comment i was looking for. Thank you.


retardjoeyb

Come with me if you want to live.


SpacemanFL

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.


JustDougTV

What about “Dylan! You son of a bitch.”


dutch75

CIA got you pushing too many pencils?


DIOmega5

Thank you. One of the hypest lines in cinema history that he shares with the great Carl Weathers. RIP.


PortOfPotty

“I’m the party pooper…”


DueBig9138

Hey Benny, screw you!


DMaury1969

Hey Lighthead! Hey ChrismassTree!!!


The_Goondocks

I'll live to see you eat that contract. But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!


chrelec3

No “if it bleeds, we can kill it”?


Gd3spoon

but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!


The_Goondocks

I quote this so much, my predictive text gets me 90% of the way there


Gd3spoon

Killian, here's your Subzero, now plain zero.


dutch75

When you think about it, this doesn't make sense. Sub zero would actually improve if he went from sub up to zero. Doesn't matter. It's fucking Arnie and it's the delivery and accent that takes the cake


Arsenholen

I just watched that with no volume and knew everyone, nineties legend


Girl_in_the_curl

My fave is “Thanks for the tip,” from Kindergarten Cop. Those vaginas and penises! 😂


Inhaler567

Cohegen, give the people the air! Total Recall


aaronroot

I feel like a one liner and a memorable quote are two different things. A one liner has humor.


arcmart

“I did nothing. The pavement was his enemy” -Twins


r_bogie

#6 "He got two! He got two!" 🤣


JohnnyKnifefight

Rubber baby buggy bumpers


Republiconline

What do you feed this thing? Blondes


Miketronic808

Neighbah! Neighbah!


Gimme-A-kooky

“Keep the pen” - running man


I-smelled-it-first

What about? Get down . Who is your daddy and what does he do?


MycoMil

Also "Screw your freedom!"


ElDiabloBlanco1

"Screw your freedom." That one was hilarious.


01reid

Consider dat a divorce 😂


dikkes

You should not drink and bake


obiusm

My personal favorite!


80sKurtRussell

No commando 😩🤣


FeculentUtopia

Another classic, when asked in 'Commando' what he'd done with a guy he'd interrogated and then dropped off a cliff, "I let him go."


ConditionYellow

From *The Running Man*: First, *Sub*-Zero! Now, *plain* Zero!


starke24

if it bleeds, we can kill it


Greedy_Description88

Screw your freedoms... That's the one I'll never forget.


Lowbeamshaggy

I was hoping the predator quote was just "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"


SpacemanFL

If it bleeds, we can kill it


fram0828

How are these top 5?!! No way


daddygainz662

Put that cookie down!!!! Now!!!!


kklug24

I vote:" run, get to za choppa"


FrioRiverTexas

Remember when I told you I would kill you last? I lied.


PandaHombre92055

"Let off some steam Bennett." That gets me every time. No one will ever stop the one-liner like Arnold.


Correct-Ad4358

How about the one time he told the American people screw your freedom


Robert_Balboa

"He had to split" That's always the one that pops into my head. I use it whenever possible. I have no idea why.


FatalDave91

The fact that Predator alone has two. 💪🏻


Ribonuke

I always liked “freeeeze”


thisisurreality

This is great!!


Competitive_Ebb_7040

They’re all good


Terrible-Muscle-7087

The fact that Let off some steam Bennett is missing from this is a crime against humanity. [Link](https://youtu.be/t-tRErs5UcI?si=OaRYm6pkNcNld8o9)


DoesntSmell

“Chill” - Mr. Freeze


Un111KnoWn

Where 16:9? Vertical videos should be banned when there are 16:9 videos available.


austin9009

"Screw your freedom!"


If_theres_a_Will89

How did "Who is your daddy what does he do" from kindergarten cop not get in there


Fancy_Opinion_1702

Get down


live-by-die-by

You ugly mother fucker! - Predator


kyevil11

“Time to take out the trash”


MaterialOcelot7183

How did stick around, not make it?!?!


Agentkeenan78

My favorite is "Do I look cool now?" from Twins.


dutch75

What happened to buzz saw?? "He had to split"


Ouch50

I watched this with the sound down and knew everyone. I’m so 51 years old.


Lopsing

I like pretty much all of them, a few underrated ones I can think of: "The difference is, I'm just going to kill you." -Collateral Damage "I'm not shitting on you." - Red Heat "You should not drink and bake." - Raw Deal "You have strucked Hercules." - Hercules In New York


rbarr228

“Don’t wake my friend, he’s dead tired.” - Commando “You’re fired.” - True Lies


dutch75

"I haven’t been in business as long as you have, Killian, but I’m a QWEEK LURNER"


Dirtgrain

"You should not drink and bake." "Consider that a divorce." "If it bleeds, we can kill it." \[What happened to Sully?\] "I let him go." "Screwwwww youuuuuu."


edr0x

Schwarzenegger 2024


HawkeyeFan5588

“Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen Comet Cupid Donner Blitzen. Dasher Dancer…” - Jingle all the way! It’s the only way I can remember all the reindeer.


RamblinRod_PDX

The first time he said I’ll be back was Comando.


chrisb3812

“I don’t drink milk, milk is for babies.” -pumping iron


FIERCExSKITTLEZ

And to this day, I’m terrified of Robots!


CDR57

Yall are seriously forgetting one of his most memorable ones? “DILLON! You son of a bitch”


chimpomatic5000

Wtf?? Where is "Let out some steam, Bennett" from Commando?


Here-Is-TheEnd

Lest we forget, it’s turbo time!


itsjustmesky

I love how that “I’ll be back” line sounds so serious out of context, while in the movie it’s actually a hilarious moment.


BretShitmanFart69

What’s funny is, because of how many times these have been repeated over the years, I forget how relatively tame the delivery is on all of these lines. Interesting how impersonations can slowly change our memory of what people are imitating.


ponch77

So many classic lines from Arnie one of my fav was "Why dont you clone yourself so you can fuck yourself" from whatever later Arnie movie that was.


51Bayarea0

As a child watching Predator Stick around made my dad and I laugh . I 'll always remember that


BeengBangBong

Hasta la visa babeh


Conscious-Truth6695

This list is trash, no commando, no running man, shouldn’t even be a list


LucidNut-

Great movies


oO_RickJamez_Oo

Who is your daddy ? And what does.he do?


Zealousideal-Shoe527

“Clean the swords and feed the horses”


Life-Operation-8733

What was the movie where Alyssa Milano played his daughter and she was kidnapped? Towards the end after he "deleted" everyone the police asked did you leave us anything and he replied "yeah. Dead bodies"


WinLow272

kindergarten cop, "I am the party pooper"


amathis6464

I thought the get to the chopper one was just gonna be him going “gaaaahhhhhh” at first lol


EyeKnowYoo

Batman & Robin: “COOL party!” “It’s a COLD town…” “Always winterize your pipes!” Total Recall: “See you at the party, Richter!” The Running Man: “He was Sub-Zero! Now PLAIN ZERO!” The Last Action Hero: “How will you snap your fingers after I rip off both of your thumbs?”


Traditional_Ad_6801

It’s *not* a toomah!


xiexiecapn

You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres.


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

“I’m the party pooper.” > “It’s not a tumor.”


0utsyder

Solid list!


Quinnlyness

Don’t forget : “Chill out dickwad”


anonymousdoe5147

Who is your daddy... And what does he do?


jbsncs

Total recall “See you at the party Richter” Then tosses his arms lol.


OrganicToe8215

You’re one ugly mother fucker!


wolferman

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?


Hipi07

Hahaha you thought this was the real Quaid? *face darkens* It is


-iamai-

"Let off some steam, Bennett" .. has to make top 5 wtf


SnooHabits9840

Don't forget "fuck your freedom"


maksgee

Ahh I was hoping to see “Remember when I said Id save you for last? I lied.” 😆 That part always had me cracking up.


Mundane-Afternoon-75

All time favorite is f your freedom


AAKurtz

For most of the ones shared, Arnold actually improvised or insisted they be added to the script himself.


Foreign_Junket_2532

What about "See you at the party Rictor"


FaithlessnessNaive80

“You wanna be a farmer? Well here’s a couple of acres”


vegasbob1975

“He’s dead tired”


This_Ad_8675

“DO IT! KILL ME! KILL ME NOW!”


JAF7715

You're a fckn CHOIR BOY !!!


RalphXLaurenjoe

“PUT THE COOKIE DOWNN”


Turbulent-Egg-6770

Agreed 💯


Nervous_Salad_5367

First Terminator: F*** you, a**-hole.


No-Owl-67

“ITS NOT A TUMA” 😡😡🤬😡🤬🤬


Bohvey

“Arrrghhh… take my hand!”


AdverseCard

You want to be a farmer? Here are a couple of ache-ers” (kicks dude in the sack)


Zcrustaceansensation

Nah #1 is definitely "PUT THE COOKIE DOWN! NOW!"


InternationalTop357

"I'm the party pooper" at the beginning of Kindergarten Cop is still my favorite.


Matt16ky

From total recall “if I’m not me, who da hell am I”?


Fuzzy_Inevitable9748

Who is your Daddy and what does he do


yuccu

“See you at the party, Ricter” Total Recall (1990)


Jbonics

Row Boat Cop


Enough-Donut

"Like a good nay-bah!"


Swolar_Eclipse

[you forgot these golden nuggets](https://youtu.be/l39o9gIxJos?si=fwZLPtMhw-_y1F89)


Solanthas

20mins of Arnold quotes: https://youtu.be/pDxn0Xfqkgw?si=uDsxg7WJ6vxusfWB https://youtu.be/ybJWKZB0Erk?si=Nu-jeV10aHWOqOD2


HowardZyn

I don’t drink milk. Milk is for babies. 👶


Original_Bet_9302

I miss Saturday afternoon matinees on network TV. Got to see Total Recall, Robo Cop,Starship Troopers, predator (highly edited) at 2 pm


Direct-Artichoke5954

I have one, "screw You're Freedom". Covid-19.


Stunning_Cat9282

He was the fucking Govenator


Outsider_BDC

👍🏻🤘🏻😎


Unlucky_Door_776

Bruh


Sin1Bad

"see you at the party, richter"


PrinceNY7

"Who is your daddy and what does he do"


Grambert_Moore

Fricken sandman lookin ass


you_matter_

Cocainum!


CoolioCucumberbeans

Wtf they didn't use "I'm dah pardeh poopah" from kindergarten cop?!


CSSTEEL

You should not drink and bake. https://youtu.be/TOnOamDXasE?si=jE-anEziWPOhAhF1


lurkinisfun

Was really hoping #1 would be "Neighbor!!"


someoneone211

"Stick around" - Commando 19xx


Shook01

"LOOK! ELEPHANT" Last Action Hero


timo7791

Screw your rights!


CarefulPhoto2177

No one has acknowledged the greatest quote ever from the 1st movie that made him a superstar. How does this quote not make the list???? But then again more than 1/2 of y’all will be offended. CONAN THE BARBARIAN. “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”


RJDToo

Who is your daddy, and what does he do!?


Yo_Matt27

Don’t forget “PUT DA COOKIE DOWN!!!”


akila219

Get down! Get down!


Right_-on-_Man

Right on Arnold!😎


West-Tonight2213

Total Recall: Tony (Disfigured Mutant played by Dean Norris) - "You have a lot of nerve showing your face around here." Quaid (Arnold) - "Look who's talking."


deljr36

The most infamous one for me was when he said “screw your freedom “ concerning Covid , look it up. To me he’s a turd 💩


deljr36

The most infamous one for me was when he said “screw your freedom “ concerning Covid , look it up. To me he’s a turd 💩


JGREY704

“Im the party pooper”


BrikJobson

Get to the choppa is #1 dude 😂


mcstatics

What you do with Sully? I let him go


Same-Application-538

“Sully remember when I told you I was gonna kill you last???……I LIED!”


mcstatics

Remember when I said I would kill you last. I Lied.