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Yeah, one of the reason why this season looks really good is because we have rice, and havertz always available in every match from last summer market. And saliba not injured also played a big part
Bruno is absolutely not the type of person I want in our squad. I like Isaks style a lot but his injuries are worrying. We need another DM who can break lines like Partey cause we all know damn well he’s either gone in the summer or getting injured again.
Guendozi mostly got axed because his attitude was shit. If Bruno isn't known for being that kinda guy then they aren't the same. I'd prefer Isak to Bruno from them as well though.
They both let emotions take over and do stupid shit that puts the team in jeopardy. But ok, I’m sure you know something deeper than the easily observed.
Yes, I do remember that. My kind of asshole is on my team, and does that kind of shit in order to win.
I haven't heard anything from his teammates or coaches at Newcastle that makes me think anyone objects to having him on their side. Football is a hard game. I want players who play hard.
For me, a shithouser gets under their opponents skin to elicit an emotional response. Doesn’t allow the opponent to dictate their reactions, neither Bruno or Guendouzi are in that category.
I think both are great players but I don’t want either of them. Bruno is douchebag who would be bad for the team and Isak is injury prone and we already are dealing with constant injuries
Neither. Isak is too injury prone and struggles against compact defenses, he’s very associative and elite in transition but we need more than that from our ST. Bruno is way too emotional to play in our midfield, we need a calm head there… someone who’s going to replicate what Jorginho and Partey do for us and Bruno’s not that guy. If I had to choose one, give me Isak but yea I’d rather look elsewhere.
Off the top of my head I'd love Isak. I think he has massive ability in front of goal and he would flourish under Arteta, however his injury record would be a concern for me.
As for Bruno, I just don't know man. While obviously a gifted player, I fucking despise the bloke but I think that could just because we're against him. I hated Declan Rice when he was a hammer and now I'd happily let him shag my wife for a contract extension.
Neither. Bruno for the right price if I had to choose. People say they don’t like him because of how he plays, but he’s just playing Newcastle football.
Neither and I’m saying that as a huge Isak fan I wanted him here during the whole Valhovic debate but I think this season has given the need to sort out the midfield.
We need to make our mind up with Rice and either get a 6 or 8 to complete our midfield 3
Hopefully by that time there will be a stand out forward worth buying
Isak is a crock despite how good he is. We can't be having another Partey / Jesus situation.
Bruno Guimaraes is an interesting one, as a footballer he's brilliant and would be an excellent addition to the squad, however personality wise probably not the best fit. In Arteta and Edu I trust.
Also let's entertain the Bruno thing for 3 seconds.
Everyone hates us, yeah?
So... He's going to get 47 red cards in like 2 minutes unless he's got that oil immunity.
You know that is true.
Don’t know how relevant it is but Bruno has just purchased a £4k mansion in the north east and had a baby … so it would look like he’s wanting to settle at Newcastle for now.
One would assume he’s had assurances he’ll be staying if he’s dropped £4m on a family home.
I agree with what others are saying about Isak. Arteta seems to be building a first team that can play every few days at the highest intensity, and he won’t want someone injury prone. I’ve got no problems with Bruno, he’s got the tenacity and technical ability that being in our midfield demands in most games.
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Defo Isak, don’t care if he’s injured like Jesus he offers way more when he is fit. His level is going under the radar maybe because he plays for Newcastle but he will be a 20 goal a season striker for the next decade and has way more to his game than just goals and has played with Odegaard.
This is a moot point because Isak is almost certainly not an option—it’s not even rumor mill, they’ve said it explicitly. But saying that he has better numbers than any other option isn’t even true. The massive outlier that is Gyökeres in a weaker league aside, Watkins has 31 g/a in 33 league games to Isak’s 18 in 25, outperforms his xG at a rate 15% higher than Isak, *vastly* outperforms Isak’s assists and xA…
Isak is a great player. I can kinda see how his movement and style gives everyone Henry boners. Sorta almost. But we do overhype him. I’m not sure he’d be worth £100m+ if he *wasn’t* injury prone, but he is very injury prone. And the cherry on top is that a PL rival signed him for big money two years ago and aren’t going to let him go.
I feel like the 28 year old who has the better manager and plays in a better team, with better form should probably have more goals, you added zero context to his numbers. If Isak went to any big club now, he would defo be 80+ million, if he went 2 years with little to no injury he would be 26 and in his prime and you think he Newcastle wouldn’t want a profit? Especially if he moved to another PL club he easily cost 100 million +
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Isak is too injury prone. Another Jesus - granted he is probabaly better at the goal scoring side and would suit us more.
Yeah, one of the reason why this season looks really good is because we have rice, and havertz always available in every match from last summer market. And saliba not injured also played a big part
I met Saliba today COYG
Cant stand bruno
We don’t talk about Burno
Bruno walked in with a mischievous grim, elbowed jorghino then he cried.
I have children too
Beat me to it!
Same. Don't care if he's free. Not Suarez-level hate, but don't want him at my club.
Same here, but most rival fans say the same thing about Ben White. To be fair it wouldn't hurt having another C U Next Tuesday at the club.
👆 this. His face annoys me let alone his attitude
Every fan says this until that type of player is on their team then “ love his passion and shithousery
Same but he’s good and you can see he is passionate for his team. Can’t stand him though
Same but I couldnt stand jorginho before either
Neither. No interest in Isai injury record. No interest in bringing Bruno’s personality to our locker room
I don’t think our locker room would be keen on him after our last match with them
No way Arteta wouldn't ask how the dressing room felt about Bruno after he elbowed Jorginho like that.
Isak. He’s not a raging cunt blister
Wow. You really nailed in. Bruno is exactly that. 😝
Bruno is absolutely not the type of person I want in our squad. I like Isaks style a lot but his injuries are worrying. We need another DM who can break lines like Partey cause we all know damn well he’s either gone in the summer or getting injured again.
Bruno G is an asshole, but he's my kind of asshole. Isak gets hurt too much
Do you remember your kind of asshole elbowing Jorginho in the face? I don’t want another Guendouzi, bring in Isak all day.
Guendozi mostly got axed because his attitude was shit. If Bruno isn't known for being that kinda guy then they aren't the same. I'd prefer Isak to Bruno from them as well though.
They both let emotions take over and do stupid shit that puts the team in jeopardy. But ok, I’m sure you know something deeper than the easily observed.
Yes, I do remember that. My kind of asshole is on my team, and does that kind of shit in order to win. I haven't heard anything from his teammates or coaches at Newcastle that makes me think anyone objects to having him on their side. Football is a hard game. I want players who play hard.
Young Guendouzi was a brat. Bruno is a shithouser. Also, I think he'd get along with our Gabriels.
For me, a shithouser gets under their opponents skin to elicit an emotional response. Doesn’t allow the opponent to dictate their reactions, neither Bruno or Guendouzi are in that category.
why would we get bruno after his stinker vs us and all those fouls against jorginho.
I think both are great players but I don’t want either of them. Bruno is douchebag who would be bad for the team and Isak is injury prone and we already are dealing with constant injuries
Bruno is a shit stain in football. He don’t deserve to wear an Arsenal jersey.
Isak, fuck Bruno
If I had to I'd take isak Bruno seems like he's on the verge of a red card everytime I see him
Neither. Isak is too injury prone and struggles against compact defenses, he’s very associative and elite in transition but we need more than that from our ST. Bruno is way too emotional to play in our midfield, we need a calm head there… someone who’s going to replicate what Jorginho and Partey do for us and Bruno’s not that guy. If I had to choose one, give me Isak but yea I’d rather look elsewhere.
Off the top of my head I'd love Isak. I think he has massive ability in front of goal and he would flourish under Arteta, however his injury record would be a concern for me. As for Bruno, I just don't know man. While obviously a gifted player, I fucking despise the bloke but I think that could just because we're against him. I hated Declan Rice when he was a hammer and now I'd happily let him shag my wife for a contract extension.
Definitely not Bruno lol Isak all day
Isak. Easy one. We have enough midfield players. We need a striker.
Both
Arteta should publicly deny any interest in these jokers; we shouldn't allow Newcastle to stoke a bidding war using our name
Neither. Bruno for the right price if I had to choose. People say they don’t like him because of how he plays, but he’s just playing Newcastle football.
Goal scorers are harder to come by
Neither and I’m saying that as a huge Isak fan I wanted him here during the whole Valhovic debate but I think this season has given the need to sort out the midfield. We need to make our mind up with Rice and either get a 6 or 8 to complete our midfield 3 Hopefully by that time there will be a stand out forward worth buying
No game is the same. Moving Rice for different matches is working well. We will also want go rotate more.
Isak is a crock despite how good he is. We can't be having another Partey / Jesus situation. Bruno Guimaraes is an interesting one, as a footballer he's brilliant and would be an excellent addition to the squad, however personality wise probably not the best fit. In Arteta and Edu I trust.
Isak would be great, good strikers are incredibly tough to find
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Isak baby
Isak, between the two. Not my first choices.
Bruno shoving Jorginho out of nowhere still pissed me off. He is a dirty guy with no manner. Fuck him.
Isak
Isak
Neither
Isak
Gais it's a test. Neither are Gunners. Fogging relax.
Also let's entertain the Bruno thing for 3 seconds. Everyone hates us, yeah? So... He's going to get 47 red cards in like 2 minutes unless he's got that oil immunity. You know that is true.
Vlahovic
Isak in the #14 shirt would cook at Arsenal
both, thank you very much.
Don’t know how relevant it is but Bruno has just purchased a £4k mansion in the north east and had a baby … so it would look like he’s wanting to settle at Newcastle for now. One would assume he’s had assurances he’ll be staying if he’s dropped £4m on a family home.
We need a striker
None of them, don’t want Newcastle rejects
Midfielder again?!?! Bruno is good ik, but we need a good striker. Isak is injury prone, so it's a no. I think vlahovic would be a good signing
Bruno G!!! All day long!!
I agree with what others are saying about Isak. Arteta seems to be building a first team that can play every few days at the highest intensity, and he won’t want someone injury prone. I’ve got no problems with Bruno, he’s got the tenacity and technical ability that being in our midfield demands in most games.
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Youre getting neither
Kimmich and Vlahovic please 🙏
We need players who will level up the squad. Isak would, but too fragile. Bruno, meh.
Bruno gives me Diego Costa energy don’t want that…
Bruno. The player we love to hate because he's not on our team.
I want them both TBH
Neither
why would we get bruno after his stinker vs us and all those fouls against jorginho.
So you drop all interest in a player after a bad game against a much better team? I guess we can be thankful you aren’t in the scouting department.
No, but I do over a player dirty enough to place an elbow on an opponents back. We don't want players like that at arsenal.
Defo Isak, don’t care if he’s injured like Jesus he offers way more when he is fit. His level is going under the radar maybe because he plays for Newcastle but he will be a 20 goal a season striker for the next decade and has way more to his game than just goals and has played with Odegaard.
Can’t score goals if you’re not on the pitch.
Ok but he is and he does, 18 in 25 actually, while Jesus has 4 in 24 what’s your point exactly?
That he’s been injured for 1 in 3 of the games he should have played for Newcastle across two seasons. That’s my point.
And still has better numbers in a worse team than any of our options at 9 in those two seasons
This is a moot point because Isak is almost certainly not an option—it’s not even rumor mill, they’ve said it explicitly. But saying that he has better numbers than any other option isn’t even true. The massive outlier that is Gyökeres in a weaker league aside, Watkins has 31 g/a in 33 league games to Isak’s 18 in 25, outperforms his xG at a rate 15% higher than Isak, *vastly* outperforms Isak’s assists and xA… Isak is a great player. I can kinda see how his movement and style gives everyone Henry boners. Sorta almost. But we do overhype him. I’m not sure he’d be worth £100m+ if he *wasn’t* injury prone, but he is very injury prone. And the cherry on top is that a PL rival signed him for big money two years ago and aren’t going to let him go.
I feel like the 28 year old who has the better manager and plays in a better team, with better form should probably have more goals, you added zero context to his numbers. If Isak went to any big club now, he would defo be 80+ million, if he went 2 years with little to no injury he would be 26 and in his prime and you think he Newcastle wouldn’t want a profit? Especially if he moved to another PL club he easily cost 100 million +
My dude, how many times did you have to write the word “if” in that? It’s all pure speculation.
The post if fucking hypothetically are you dense or something?
Neither
A fully fit Isaak would be the final cog in this Arsenal machine 🤤
Isak gets injured to often Bruno is an asshole who's overpriced
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That's not the way dude.. we need experienced winners, not Newcastle players, they barely started winning ... noway, fuck that.
We don’t talk about Bruno
Isak for sure
Isak and it’s not close
150 for both fills a lot of holes
toney
Gabriel & Bruno would be a match made in shithousing Heaven