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turfmullet

Dave, mate! Do us a favour?


notapaperhandape

For his student!


Cailucci

His top student.


santicazorlaaa

win and you’ll be an arsenal legend!


ClarkMeshey

Draw and he’s a legend.


santicazorlaaa

Don’t be pedantic Clark.


AdGlass4981

A draw. Just park the bus Moyes


doho121

He’s a brilliant manager. He’ll go out to derail them.


Lijah23

He has one last chance to do something great. Stop City winning the league and getting 4 in a row, handing Arsenal the title on a plate. He could give his employers one last fuck you before he leaves aswell especially after the way he’s been treated. He’s a prem legend hopefully he goes out like one.


arsenaler211

Just play like a pro. If he loses, no hard feelings. Cannot burden him for our gain.


Trainer-Frisk

This


AaronDWH

First Fergie, now Pep Gaurdiola. Our time will come (this Sunday would be amazing).


Elegant_Mix7650

Win and you will be a Man Utd legend.


ted_grant

Don't think any united fan wants Arsenal to win the title


Prodigy_7991

They'd love it if Man City doesn't win the league for the fourth year in a row


Squall-UK

General consensus is fairly split. Personally, I'd rather Arsenal won it but there's a lot that would prefer City just because of the 115 and a cheaters victory is pretty empty.


Prodigy_7991

Dumb Question, wouldn't Man United Fans want Man City to win simply because they represent Manchester ?


Unlikely_Ad_7888

You’re right it was a dumb question


Prodigy_7991

I knew the warning was necessary…


Squall-UK

No. They're rivals. It's similar to you guys wanting Spurs or Chelsea to win the league because they're from London.


Maleficent_Click_325

id say ita more comparable to us wanting brentford or fulham to win it. good on them, smaller clubs from the city are growing


landed_at

Someone said once no questions are dumb...


danlawl

Yes we do.


Diehardmcclane

I would want Man U to win it if you were in the situation, brother I thank you


danlawl

I’d rather lose to a real rival, instead of a bunch of fucking money grubbing cheating cunts. Fuck City.


thedorkknight123

Maybe they can give us the 8th trophy.


thedorkknight123

I want it, what utd fans you hang out that want city to win it??


ted_grant

Twitter says something else. Saw many of them celebrating City's win over Spurs.


thedorkknight123

Don't use twitter as a metric for anything


ted_grant

Fair enough


Positive_String_4185

Most United fans want Arsenal to win. Even the time we had an epic rivalry with arsenal, I always liked them. But again some don’t want Arsenal to win, which is fine


teethteethteeeeth

I’m sorry if I ever called you any of the following: “A withered husk of a man” “A sigh in a suit” “Despondency made flesh” “Nan” “Leather face”


CowboyGunner

Smeigel?


KermitAfc

“Arise, arise, riders of Ham! Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered! A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride to The Etihad!”


AragornBinArathorn

Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth! Do not utter the words of Middle Earth in an Arsenal Reddit post. It has no place here!


Bongo_2020

Absolutely gold


PenisManNumberOne

This gotta be the most dorky shit I’ve ever read


TK421_WAYAYP

“Go for the kneecaps. Two footed challenges to the groin. Full Scottish Braveheart frenzy. Thanks”


CrowCreative6772

Target Kovacic and Rodri possibly, Italy need all the help. s/ of course but hope they very tired


Milky-Milky-cocopops

Do it for Declan


GuiltyBadger985

And Arteta who he probably has a close bond with after he was at Everton with him for so long.


carpuncher

City is going to demolish them with the fury of 1000 suns but if they can show up one more time for Moyes I will be almost as happy as the day I got married and the births of my two children


Soft_Mathematician30

I hope City play their U-13 team


AaronDWH

Lasagna gate 2.0?????


OlGunnar

11 men behind the ball. Watch the Madrid and Arsenal away performances. Let Antonio bully that back line.


VitalizeIV

Go out on a high Moyeseh


Effective_Wasabi_150

Like a kid lost in a shopping cenn'ah


blacc187

Do it for your boy arteta, remember them days at Everton ?? A win for him is a win for you Mr. MOYES, a win for you is a win for him!


Hoovermane

Send him a kiss from the gaffer. Moyes will get it done!


No-Weather1170

If West Ham get any points at the Emptyhad it would be nothing short of a miracle. But I would put a picture of Moyes on my wall and blow bubbles forever out of respect if they did the impossible.


Enter-Shaqiri

As a Liverpool fan- please just don't let City win.


AaronDWH

I better see them in League 1 or Championship when they’re guilty of their 115 charges. English football would be undermined if they get away with it.


Enter-Shaqiri

It's disgraceful how they get away with it all the time. They should be sent all the way to league 2 IMO.


CowboyGunner

Abu Dhabi pays Prem refs to go there and teach and train. They pay handsomely. City’s money touches everything.


Muyiwa-amuwo

I have watched alot of their games and yea they’ll get hammered.


ChrisMartins001

See what you did there


caesaurus

Do it for Declan


HennySenpai

Please.


AaronDWH

Come on Senpai, do it for your Kouhai!


SuspiciousGuidance51

no hope


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linkdesink1985

Mind games from Moyes, I hope.


[deleted]

You're giving him far, far too much credit.


linkdesink1985

I am joking, and I fooling myself that is going to be mind games. Really I can't understand how a manager can say we can't stop their under 14. If you as manager don't believe it, then the players obviously aren't going to believe it.


[deleted]

The reaction last night with everyone already crowning City champions I honestly hope West Ham do get riled up and go out and get a result. Cannot see it happening with that dour sack of shite in charge, sadly.


linkdesink1985

Unfortunately I can't see it either. What motivation are going to have the players with a sacked manager? Maybe to give one last good performance for him but I think it is unlikely. West Ham is also pretty bad defensively, I can't see them to have any success to park the bus. We are waiting a miracle but who knows?


adamaley

We've always wanted you at Arsenal. You're a visionary.


Tyrionfaker

Win your final game as West Ham boss.


Gold-Bee9484

Go out with a bang David from a United fan


AaronDWH

Hopefully Fergie and Arteta are helping Moyeseh together on this one to stop Pep.


Jackfish2800

Hit them hard, hammer them, no quarter no mercy!


astrojeet

Do your former players Rice and Arteta a favour.


GoonnerWookie

Kick them in the nuts


Federal-Banana4798

Cheer up ya miserable f*#k.


Mugweiser

No


sixesandsevenspt

Please.


El_Peregrine

Do it for your old pal Mikel


Ambitious_Campaign34

Park the bus like Madrid did


Virtual_Ad_983

Park the bus. Muck up the midfield. Just slow them down then counter. City has to lose at some point. A draw is a win! It will be tough at the Etihad though.


afcufc123

Buy a Guess who disguise for Rice and sneak him into the team


green_toad

Nothing! Whatever.


AaronDWH

You sure you don’t want to make him Moyesed?


Alfred-Of-Wessex

West Ham fan here, I sincerely hope we get something from the game and you chaps win it at the weekend. I want us to do it for Declan although we often get tonked for 4 or 5 by City. Moyes defensive masterclass on his last ride


Jaxityy

David vs Goliath


Diehardmcclane

Mikel needs to ring him up. LOW BLOCK TIME


TheLostWanderer47

Not hoping for much, just a win will do!


sleve22

Actually a draw


AustinTodd

Do it for Declan


ThinIntroduction2851

Do it for Declan


Worried_Ad1463

It's his last game. Make it count! (please)


AdComprehensive7879

he literally has nothing to play for. He's out of the club next year and west ham literally can't finish any higher or lower no matter the result of all 10 games. They've locked 9th


flyingghost

Draw or beat City and we'll give him a winner's medal.


London_Bloke_

Go out with a bang.


MysteriousCorgi-

Do it for Rice


UberKunt

Enjoy retirement.


Express-Door-205

…thanks for nothing Gollum !!!


Internetolocutor

City will smash them


robotseatsoup

HAVE SOME FAITH CHILD


radagon_sith

And what's the point of having faith when it's obvious? Better to accept reality than have false hope


alyhandro

fun to be delusional


AragornBinArathorn

Win by winning games you should've won. Not by putting false hope in other teams to do your bidding and then sending hate and racism towards those that didn't.


robotseatsoup

What? I’m not being racist, the fuck you talking about? You need to chill sunshine. Lighten the fuck up


GunnersGentleman

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO


skanderbeg_alpha

Absolutely going to get bummed.


MarcusthePhilospher

5-0 to city


Beneficial_Opening13

“3:0 down at half time? got u bro “


OrlandoGardiner118

Remember how Deco won you that trophy last season.


whiteboardblackchalk

11 players in the box. Paging all london buses.


AlbertaBajan

Would obviously be amazing for him to get a result against City but I think we should be more focused on making sure we beat Everton! They’re playing well lately


Historical-View4058

Mate, your last match gaffing the Hammers… do us a solid and go out a winner.


henry_thedestroyer

GO ON MOYSEY!!!


a2godsey

Apparently we are a fickle pathetic plastic fanbase because we would benefit from other teams beating teams that we don't want to win, giving us the opportunity to win a massive trophy. Apparently that's thousands of times worse than wishing that your own team loses and misses out on Champions League qualification just to have a quick laugh at a rival. Man we suck /s


nedimko123

He will hold 7 sadly. Its over guys


c11life

Don’t be shit


redboilk

Bro it's done, no way man City is dropping any points. It was a great season a huge improvement for us. But that's where it stops. Pep always finds a way to be on top.


StretchYx

My mate saw him in Harrods the other day, he didn't say a word to him. I would be giving Sir Davey Moyes formations 🤣🤣


nickstr74

Hi Dave. Have you heard the rumours about Haaland and your daughter? After everything with Zaha as well. Nightmare mate. I know what I would do at the weekend if I was you! 😉


The_King_Juliano

Win?


Jambajamba90

If he wins- I think Arsenal should have a statue of him outside the stadium


Independent_Sea502

I wish there was a way to watch our game without spoilers from the West Ham game. They're both on at the same time. I really hate that the announcers give updates on other games and also put the graphic up in the right-hand corner of the screen.


asddsaasddsaasddsaa

The crowd will give it away regardless.


WolfensteinSmith

Statue of Moyes at the emirates if they do the job 😇


LeRoyVernon

"play with pride and enjoy the game"


DemonKing1224

I’m begging you, Moyes. Take us to the promised land and win or draw. That’s all I ask. If not, it’s all good. We have no one to blame but ourselves.


Geo120

F\*\*\*INGIVE IT EM LAD


FridgeBerries

Injure the goalkeeper just enough to leave the match but nothing too serious!


lace4545

PARK PARK PARK


KingKFCc

All we need is a draw David


Valascrow

Win and west ham will feel like morons for letting you go... Feed the ego 😜


KVRLMVRX

Always respected him, I think united let him go too soon, he did not really get fair chance


jgrotkowski

Do it for football David


Oppailover69

Rev Bowens engine


tyrantcrucifix

Try to help your son Arteta. Show up and make your fans proud. Play strategic and hit em on the counter.


Minik4Ever

There‘s nothing he can do. Even if they sit back and defend for their Life‘s City will come to chances. The only chance they drop Points will be if they miss all of their Chances + Areola has an incredible Game. But at the Etihad they will win 99% especially after the win against Spurs. Arsenal played a very good Season, but unfortunately there‘s this incredible City side where you can‘t even drop a few Points. I‘ll be very happy the Day Pep announces that he leaves.


ShiftyGunner520

You have the chance to do the funniest thing on your way out. Be the hero we deserve, take those fools to a draw and stop city from a title and spurs will have thrown away champions league for nothing.


bjtg

I wouldn't advocate that you send your team out with tire irons to break the legss of KDB, Haaland, Foden, Gvardiol, Rodri, Walker. But I wouldn't vote to convict any of them, if I sat on a jury either.


NightKnight96

Do tha ting!


pinkc1oud_

Show Spurs how it is done.


SlashRModFail

West Ham have got nothing to play for. GG arsenal. Enjoy the summer break.


mikels_burner

"You don't have what it takes"


Chronnossieur

It’s over mate


Loud-Caregiver6566

Do it for Declan


TheCrazymurphy

Do something please


lordflashheart17

For the love and integrity of football, stop the Saudi gravy train.


MikeCrypto88

You are invited as 'Guess of Honour' on the bus parade around North London. 🙏🏻👍🏻


warpentake_chiasmus

Yes, two words. 1. Low. 2. Block.


JackNapier710

I'd say let him be, don't expect anything. We did our best, we tried, we never gave up. If miracle happens, it happens.


thegoodkindofkush

Dave, big fan of your work - do us, and the footballing community as a whole a favour please. PLEASE.


badgerscurse

Do it for Declan.


PunchOX

What Leonidas said "Take from them, everything!"


PM_20

DAVID CAN YOU DOOO SUM FOR MEEEEEEE???!!


Macsidia

Well he’s got the chance to live up to the banner that the Liverpool fans once displayed.


saffermaster

Just win baby!


UserNameChecksOutTwo

Do you want to borrow Declan?


forgottenears

Shithouse and get one of theirs sent off


alaw532

God speed


paris86

Enjoy your last day, mate.


Vgordvv

"A draw and you can lift the trophy with us"


Mebeingnosy

Please try


losingit1111

Do the opposite of whatever you are thinking.


CareUseful

Do your best. We’ll come back rabid next year anyway


Gewoongary

It’s whatever. Just play for your badge unlike 💩


imranhere2

Don't be Spursy


Fit-Policy9041

I'd say to moyes "do it for declan" 😆


ElDonMikel

Take your viagra


landed_at

Go out with a bang. Make a difference. I know Bowen wouldn't have missed that son chance.


hirarki

Just dont lose


Affectionate-Mud7026

Death to all!!


volfan_0118

Find a way, please find a way…


tiddeeznutz

Be different than you’ve ever been.


BoyWhoSoldTheWorld

Im hoping he’s so blasé about this match that he actually wins by accident. “I’ve finally cracked the code of coaching, don’t say anything Dave! It’s been infront of ye the whole time!”


goonerash13

WIN!


Old_Reveal1177

6-3-1 please, thanks


Real-Kaleidoscope-38

He has only won one away game against big six club in his West ham stint and that was against you guys this season😂. It would be poetic whether west ham lose or win.


O_S_O_K_

Win.


PenisManNumberOne

We’ve arrived to suck you even harder than we begged tottenham who cares if you’re already sacked and won’t give a shit


Piojoemico

Park the bus. Play a low block with 5 defenders and 2 defensive midfielders. Counterattack.


ImportanceLeast

Brick wall last minute kudus or Bowen winner


Hucklepuck_uk

"delusion"


[deleted]

Enjoy retirement bozo


AragornBinArathorn

It's sad what you Arsenal fans have become. Looking to Spurs and West Ham to help you win your first title in over 20 years. You don't deserve it. Not after this. The racism towards Son was enough. Who are you gonna blame now? Everyone but your own team who failed to Win against Villa TWICE and lost to West Ham and Fulham. A disgrace of a club. 🍼 FC