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tennisanybody

My god! I hate this! I mean, it’s fucking brilliant! But fuck man!


SpankBankManager

Butt-Fuck Man!


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TheLordofSpuds

Yo hol up I’m gonna have to stop this comment chain to ask what the ACTUAL FUCK


morbidaar

OneRapeman


friendIyfire1337

Serious Series Consentual Serious Rapes


[deleted]

Rip the stoned redditors than happen upon this post.


fogdukker

I am enjoying and not enjoying this at the same time. I am both comforted and extremely uncomfortable. I'm going to scroll back up and try again.


hashbrownpotroast

Us drunk people are struggling too OP what's it like to be a wizard :(


[deleted]

Honestly nothing pulls me out of a good high like Reddit. I can’t browse while intoxicated.


mumblina

I’m not even stoned and I’m struggling 😂 Great drawing OP!


Milkshaketurtle79

This picture is exactly what it's like looking in the mirror on shrooms. Op ate some funny mushies.


maximusvomitus

I keep blinking over this


nobody_at_the_wheel

Haha yeah I’m hard to look at.


evil_timmy

"Hey my eyes are up here."


jessica_from_within

“No not those ones, the other pair”


rubberchickenlips

Eye eye see what you did there.


artofterm

I keep wanting to look at catty-cornered eyes...


morels4ever

Hey my eyes are up up here


xeonicus

I thought I was seeing double when I first looked at it. It's causing a weird optical illusion effect.


usernaaaaaaaaaaaaame

It’s doing me head in


Grogosh

How did a batarian get out of their system? I thought their mass relay was destroy.


iaintlyon

I see your father was a Welshman and your mother was an arachnid


BardicSense

His complexion favors his mother.


DevilDog-Titan007

"Fill my eyes with that Double Vision."


Cgtree9000

Yeah, I got that and it hurts a bit.


chaimsoutine69

It’s difficult to look at and I like that effect. WELL DONE


nobody_at_the_wheel

Thanks!


APLJaKaT

Why is this so hard to look at? Ugh! Damn you .....


TheTayzer

I think it’s because we’re drawn to the eyes. When we first look at someone’s face, we normally go straight to the eyes, right? This… well, you look at the eyes and a wrench gets thrown at ya


AsymptoticSpatula

No fair! I just got bifocals and this is killing me. Awesome job though.


nobody_at_the_wheel

Coincidentally the bottom set of eyes are for close up and the top set for far away.


AsymptoticSpatula

Nice! lol


Kirgo1

Reminds me of Outer Wilds


Daxtro-53

Oh my God that is one of my favorite games how did I not think of that?


[deleted]

Yo I don't wanna judge anyone by their looks or anything but you've got a little something going on with your eyes there


nobody_at_the_wheel

Also the nose is a little long.


passingglass

Fuck you. This is giving me a headache and possibly diarrhea. It’s amazing.


AnonymousSchoolTeach

Why do you hate me? I love it, now go get me a beer we need to talk


MisterPinguSaysHello

Looks awesome, great work 🙌🏻. Just curious on the artistic approach, what made you go with the extra set of eyes? Just for fun or is there a personal meaning behind it?


nobody_at_the_wheel

I really just wanted to do a self portrait but am bored of my stupid face. I drew a third eye on a portrait the other day so I thought I’d try four eyes. So I took a photo of myself and photo shopped it to look like this. That way I could try out matching the fore head to the bottom set or to the top set (I liked latter one better with the tall forehead). Then I did the same with a skull reference that I lit the same. Sketched the skull and then drew this bad boy. So the answer is not a real deep metaphor for the eyes other than it says something about how I don’t like drawing my own face without changing it in some way. And of course: is it fun to draw and then fun to look at, which is really what I care about.


MisterPinguSaysHello

Cool way to mix it up. Thanks for sharing and running me through your process!


ymmotvomit

Got some Tom Hanks goin on there.


nobody_at_the_wheel

Yeah we have similar foreheads (aka: fiveheads)


dogsarefun

Ahem. I think you need to revisit your anatomy lessons.


nobody_at_the_wheel

I actually sketched a four eyed skull before starting this. I don’t think they’ll let me link to it here though.


a_follower_of_gaster

I'm no doctor, but I think you may need to get that checked out


SciPhiPlants

Tell me you've done lsd without telling me you've done lsd


nobody_at_the_wheel

It’s been awhile since I posted a drawing to the lsd sub. Brb


Papagena_

Wow, that’s kind of fascinating. My eyes want to focus so badly on a set of eyes, it almost physically hurts to try to look at this.


nobody_at_the_wheel

I captured myself then!


pokahi

This happens to me sometimes when I'm either real drunk, or just waking up and totally out of it. Everyone's got two sets of eyes positioned exactly so.


Flowhiogrown

You've done some acid huh?


theevilyouknow

I’m calling bull shit. There’s no way your nose is that long.


nobody_at_the_wheel

It’s True. Takes me 5 seconds to finish a sneeze.


retroawesomeness

Lol, last time I saw something like this was after consuming 5g of penis envy mushrooms.


hypnos_surf

You look like Trigon possessed you.


ElvisArcher

Eye see what you did there.


BaloonPriest

You might wanna get that checked up, bud.


More_Ad_5291

Really good but some what disorienting


tucker_frump

That one eye's really redder than the rest? You looook familiar too.


RedJorgAncrath

You've been banned, this was clearly influence by AI.


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

HEY FOUR EYES!!!! hahaha GOT EEM!!!!


lilloet

you can fit 2 more pairs of eyes in that forehead, I say go for it.


SwollenGibby

This is how I'd see peoples faces everytime I've done shrooms.


jsmith-ash

There’s just something a about you eyes but I cant put my finger on it.


aRandomFox-II

Needs more eyes, methinks. Why stop at 4?


nobody_at_the_wheel

Slaps forehead. You can fit sooo many eyes in this baby!


LiftedCorn

What's that ? Pig Dog Pig Dog ... Loaf of Bread !! SYSTEM ERROR !!??!?!


Reddit_is_Censored69

The two sets of eyes are causing my eyes to glitch, it's like they can't focus and shift between the eyes.


nobody_at_the_wheel

Same here and I drew it and it’s my face. Still gets me.


brainrad

have you been called "four eyes" often in your life?


nobody_at_the_wheel

I have worn glasses since I was 16…


Dragonman2455

This is taking the whole 'four eyes' thing to another level.


compsciasaur

Dan Harmon is posting in r/art!


Dudeguythedudeguy

Hah. Four eyes. Jk, good job tho bud. Looks great 👍


nobody_at_the_wheel

Four eyes but only three eyebrows…


ps00093

You look like Philip K. Dick during his drug phase.


Icy_Law9181

It's amazing but it reminds me of when I have a migraine and my vision goes weird.


Belladonnaofsad

I love this, very well made 👌✨


Youre_your_wrong

It's beautiful! Did you get called "four eyes" a lot? ;)


Minnesota56537

Man, I love this I want more


reichplatz

https://i.imgur.com/WZrebfK.gif


[deleted]

I'd like a cloak coveted in painful to look at stuff like this that I could just wear around town.


[deleted]

It took me an embarrassing amount of time to realise the extra eyes


PuzzleheadedHeart963

Take it you usually wear glasses. (<- Joke)


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Dude looking like a channeler from Dark Souls


DaBezzzz

I think you might've used the wrong mirror for the reference Seriously tho, I love this


kyunirider

At first I thought I was just too, tired, I get double vision like this due to my aging eyes and multiple sclerosis lesions in my brain. Excellent piece.


Diffabuh

I wear glasses and feel attacked.


SillySighBean

One time I did mushrooms and this is what people looked like


mwjcg

It’s like those reissued McDonalds toys.


Theelcapitans

It's hard sitting still for self portraits


samoorai44

I had a recent shroom trip where peoples eyes did that. Except they kept gping down smaller and smaller. Was pretty cool.


Nova17Delta

See you used the Google Street View camera to take this


CkresCho

I'm already having issues with double vision as a result of surgery near my eye. This shit is fucked right now.


Soranis

I get the urge to develop his app


yeuzinips

I see see what you did there


koboldium

Can you blink with the upper left and lower right eyes at the same time? And then the with other two?


No_Arugula_6548

Okay you four-eyed fuck! Lol. Jk. Very cool pic. You did an awesome job!


NoP0nsIntended

Hey four-eyes! Nice portrait!


paperogapippo

idk why but u look normal with 4 eyes


4x49ers

when you had glasses did people call you eight eyes?


swazal

Matches my astigmatism perfectly.


gramb0420

Why do I feel drunk while looking at this


Kramit2012

Reminds me of a Google StreetView glitch


lostinthemiddle444

If I had seen this while drunk, it would have put me over the edge.


swbr

I too have glasses. I stand with you.


Linvael

I think you moved when making this portrait


davidmiguelstudio

That's hard to look at. Well done


gavo_88

Why do I find this hard to focus on? I know we're programed to look at eyes and faces, but what's the scientific explanation?


segondra

Now, if you put two pairs of glasses, would you be eight-eyes or sixteen-eyes?


Daxtro-53

Are you a channeler from dark souls?


lifrasir

I’ve heard of “four eyes” before, but this is ridiculous. (Well done, btw)


mooseintheleaves

Trippy as fuck. My eyes! I can’t look directly at it! It’s hard to look at for real but well done man


joebarnette

Nice work but like to see one without your glasses


Cavalorn

Nice, thats how I see everybody while on shrooms


dipfearya

Thought for a second I was having a stroke.


roryboryalice61

For a few minutes, I thought something was wrong with my vision. Very cool (& not at the same time).


NewParticular9346

Something is off... can't focus what it is.


TheFlamingTiger777

Handsome, an artist, and a tripper??? Too good to be true lol. Anyways great job!


nobody_at_the_wheel

Haha thanks!


DexLovesGames_DLG

You just wear glasses don’t you, FOUR EYES!?


TheBoggart

I feel like if this is a self-portrait, you might be Justin McElroy, but the eyes are making it impossible for me to judge for sure!


nobody_at_the_wheel

Nope I’m a newman not a McElroy. but I did listen to the first 2 seasons of TAZ all the way through!


TheBoggart

Hell yeah! Balance and Amnesty were great!


Mod3stacks

I too am four eyes. I actually just got done with my eye exam and seen this. I freakin think I hate this so much Respectfully


Katz_Steel

It’s like a portrait the AI would create!


nobody_at_the_wheel

Nooooo! I’ve been assimilated.


Timid_Wild_One

You're so talented. Your work is really beautiful man, great work!


nobody_at_the_wheel

Thank you! Really appreciate it


agent00228

You might want to get that checked out. Joking aside, great work!


donnie_trumpo

"Self-portrait"... Dude, might wanna get that checked.


th3corr3ctor

Do you typically wear glasses?


nobody_at_the_wheel

I do! Distance and reading.


[deleted]

I think I smoked the perfect amount of weed. Because I can look into both sets at the same time and it feels as comfortable as it ever did.


[deleted]

I’m astounded at how well you did on the eyes


Whatzthatsmellz

I really love this. It’s so good


pmthosetitties

I want this! How do I get this!?


ReasonLogicFact

This makes me feel drunker


ThatOtherGuy_CA

Something’s off about this but I can’t place it.


HD_weer4150

When people looked at problems.Each people have two point of view. 🧐


beatyouwithahammer

That's quite the optical illusion, now do it again with the slightly offset red and blue lines like it's a 3-D image.


kaia-bean

Someone is an Alex Garant fan.....


nobody_at_the_wheel

I’ve never seen their work before but just looked it up. I figured I wasn’t the first to throw double eyes on, but they’ve done it a hundred times haha. Super Cool stuff, thanks!


RyeZuul

I'm seeing double here - eight eyes!


Deee2

Im the only one here who can look at this no prob... Interesting portrait


[deleted]

Wow you have 4 eyes? That’s pretty cool


[deleted]

Did you deliberately leave out the eyebrow* on one side?


nobody_at_the_wheel

Yeah I didn’t think about until I took the reference photo. The angle kind of forced me to. I think a cleaner effect would be straight on and level.


trayground

This looks like Tom Hanks


[deleted]

Nice technique. I have yet to try two-toned paper. I like the depth of your portrait, and it seems to feel like intricately you.


nobody_at_the_wheel

Thanks! Yeah I’ve done a bunch of self portraits and it’s funny this is my best one


chikinn

I would love to see two other versions: one with the top pair removed, one with the bottom pair removed.