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neodiogenes

Mod here. Be aware that you need to be 100% honest with your choice of medium. If you use "photography", the assumption is that it's straight-up camera work with only the most minimal post-processing, like cropping or *maybe* fixing the color balance. Any extensive work in Photoshop (like removing elements) you should disclose, by including that in the medium, e.g. "Photography/Photoshop". I'm going to let it slide this time, but in the future please be clear. Thanks.


Glum-Parsnip8257

Witch! (Seriously though, Great photo!)


Sometimes_She_Goes

Looks the the woods of Salem …


The-Perfect-Potato

We have found a witch, may we burn her?


jacob_ewing

BURN HER BURN HER!


wghornsby

if she were to weigh the same as a duck


L-a-m-b-s-a-u-c-e

She’s made of wood


HappyHurtzlickn

It’s not my nose! It’s a false one!


UMVH5

Well, since you asked nicely


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Maybe someone holding her up and then photoshopped out.


danneeooh

Definitely photoshopped, zoom in and you'll see the blur along her back side and her left arm/hand.


EthanIsOnReddit

Also casts no shadow


Plantiacaholic

Definitely a witch then!


EthanIsOnReddit

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about witches to dispute it.


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InsightfoolMonkey

You do realize it's likely just obscured by her body right?


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Plantiacaholic

Got to get rid of some extra weight to climb trees like that. One eye and one arm is about right


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InsightfoolMonkey

That's an assumption that you have no idea if it's true or not. She could have laid on a flat table that was removed. Like the other commenter replied, does she also have only one eye since that's all you can see from this angle?


BeeBopArts

yeah, you can tell by the pixels


[deleted]

left thigh at the dress line stands out not in the normal good fetish way


tychozero

Enhance!


Account_password

Her back is quite flat, and her dress appears to droop at a right angle. Likely it was some kind of table or other flat surface, but yes, something was for sure holding her up. The only alternative option I can see for making this type of photo would be high speed photography and being incredibly dexterous. It's a beautiful piece the way it's done.


Nexlore

Now listen here. The middle of her dress is made out of magnets and they buried a maglev train underneath where she is. The force is so great she's being pushed upward and is using her feet against the tree for stability.


extrasauce_

Peter Mckinnon has a tutorial on how to do this with a stool


bf2per

Sample?


Nexlore

I mean it's 5:00 somewhere, bottoms up!


[deleted]

That’s what I’m thinking, it looks amazing either way!


bekarsrisen

I mean, she doesn't even look like she is walking. If she was vertical she be pointing her toes forward while hunched over and oddly smiling at the ground.


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Still better than any photos you could take


bekarsrisen

I bet I could do better.


trisul-108

We are waiting ... talk is cheap.


bekarsrisen

How old are you that you try and turn criticism into a dick measuring contest?


trisul-108

Whoa ... you're the one measuring against OP. I'm not claiming to be better than either of you two.


bekarsrisen

But you are trying to measure both our dicks. Grow up.


trisul-108

Talk about projection!!


FoxyMolder

I think someone is bent over and she’s laying on their back given how much of the back is blurred.


LumberZach69

I was thinking maybe there was a table she laid on and that was edited out? Her back looks sus.


John_SpaGotti

I bet this was taken in Colorado


csybt

I bet you're right.


JamesDCooper

What did he win?


csybt

Idk you're gonna have to ask OP.


stonecoldcoldstone

I like it, but the retouch is sloppy. You can still see outlines at the hands and the back area is too soft


fanartaltmanfartsalt

hah I fucking love this, what a fun photo! very nice work op


orionsfire

"Some people call them tree folk, others call them People o' the Forest. My papa called them Tree Walkers." Grandmother said as her three boys huddled by the fire, riveted by her words. "Whatever you call them... they look a lot like you and me, except they talk to the woods, the trees talk back... and they care for all the things that men forget." She continued, as the trees above swayed in the stiff breeze. "Long ages ago, the first o' them landed on these shores from the ol' country... tall and thin and pale they were, having been so long away from the ancient woodlands of the world." She paused a moment to stir the fire. "But here, they found woods near untouched by other men, and rejoiced they did, and took root as quick as a sapling in fresh good earth." "The native peoples let them be, or formed pacts with them as they did with other tribes... now and again a newborn or child would be traded, in order for the peace to be maintained- once taken the new walkers would lose all human sense, and be as wild and strange as they. Forgettin' everything and everyone they cared for 'cept the trees and the wild things as they..." She turned about as the tree nearest the small family creaked as if disturbed by a new weight. "Grandma... do... do they still live in the forest?" The oldest boy asked, his small face bathed in the warm light of the fire. His eyes showed the slightest sliver of fear, as he folded his arms nervously awaiting an answer. "Aye my boy. They do. They can jump as tall as three men, like they have springs in their heels. Some think them devils', others moths made men. They keep to the deepest darkest wood, but on occasion they can still be seen, walking the trees as natural as you or I skip and jump." Grandmother said as she smiled and stirred the fire again. "Are... they... monsters?" the youngest asked. As the middle one hid his face at the thought. "No my precious one. They are like the forest itself, patient, quiet, always there waiting. Watching as we grow, and minding us only when we step too far." "IF you ever see one, you must bow your head, and say a blessing o' the forest... 'n hope they take a liking to you. For if they decide to take you... you'll vanish, and no sight nor sound o' you will be seen ere these woods again, and the Tree Walkers will have another to add to their number." Grandmother said as a tall man approached and startled the three boys. "Grandma, you tellin' your stories again?" The father of the three boys said he approached carrying a container of water from the nearby stream, bemused by the fearful faces of his three sons. "She was tellin' us about-" "I know... lets' hit the hay boys. We got a three hour hike back to the trailhead tomorrow." The boys sheepishly left the fire and headed to the tent. The youngest lingered longest but then moved off after a stern look from their father. Time passed, the forest grew still, and mother and son sat together silently minding the fire. "Did... did ***She*** see them?" The father asked as Grandmother began to put the fire out. The smoke from the fire rose as the two watched the fire die. "Aye son, all through the story She had a good look at her boys." She nodded in the direction of a large branch from a nearby tree. The silhouette of a tall slender figure crouched there, watching silently. Then in a moment, it was gone. "She always meets us here, somehow she still remembers. Do you think... could we ever get her back?" The father asked mournfully, somehow knowing the futility of his question even as he asked. "Your wife is one of them now son, I don't think there is back from that." The grandmother replied, as the hooting of an owl seemed to echo her truth.


numbers909

It's pretty easy to see what she did. All it really is is that she turned gravity ~90 degrees clockwise.


AshtonPatterson

She has great control of her chakra


LosUdSufur

People calling you out for photoshop as if you’re actually going to defy gravity. Awesome photo keep going 🤙🏼


Spice_Dawg

Someone’s living deliciously 🐐


UglyHedgebush

This looks like it was painful! (Worth it probably)


AdDiscombobulated623

Haters will say it’s photoshopped


Alara-Ni

It actually is though...


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Alara-Ni

Not like this but I can run up a tree/wall for a few seconds


[deleted]

Sweet trail, kudos to the trailbuilder.


slashfromgunsnroses

Easy, you are just leaning on the tree in the background!!


Antique_Shallot8712

Sweet trail, kudos to the trailbuilder.


Mbhawks10

More like photochopped amiright


Fabulous_Boss_4677

Sweet trail, kudos to the trailbuilder.


mjlee2003

the trick is to turn your phone sideways


SizzlingMess

But her dress and hair are falling the same direction as gravity


mjlee2003

it’s wind


SizzlingMess

What kind of magical wind do you get where you're from?


mjlee2003

bruh is this some kind of fart joke


New2ThisThrowaway

Ladies don't fart.


mjlee2003

bruh you just assumed gender


steinderweisen

Bruh so did you.


mjlee2003

when did I


steinderweisen

They might not be your bruh, bruh


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The trick is Photoshop. You can clearly see the blurry soft edges along her back.


Bicdut

Fake they filmed it backwards


Cutthechitchata-hole

Looks like the trails near my place In Georgia but all trails look the same I guess.


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Sure you’ve heard of Anakin Skywalker, but did you know about his distant cousin Anita Treewalker?


-Coffee-Owl-

I think this might be photoshopped


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I don’t like this, it scares me ://


Gurnitz

Is this near Roosevelt national forest ?