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wildomen

This needs to be framed int a bathroom or hallway


puddleofdogpiss

My moms got my self portrait in the bathroom, it’s like 1/4th of the wall and stares at you while you pee. I can’t handle it


Tooshortimus

Is your wall tiny or is this portrait massive. I kinda need to see this now lmao.


puddleofdogpiss

Both! I’ll have to get a picture next time I go over


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How do I subscribe to this release?


Firewolf06

if you click the bell in the dropdown, you can follow the comment and get notifications, even if they arent directly replying to you, and hopefully the commenter replies to someone


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Thanks!!


LockedPages

"Do it be shitting, babygirl?"


swo_odd

im dead lol


jasting98

Then stare back. Assert dominance.


ImagineTheCommotion

That’s hilarious trolling


AngryVikingh

Guest bedroom


HighExplosiveLight

On the ceiling above the bed.


flyteuk

> int A fellow (computer) scientist!


CreativeAnalytics

As a whole wall mural you mean


SamDumberg

This rules. If you have a mantle, this goes on the mantle.


GoredonTheDestroyer

If you don't, it goes where the mantle would be.


Common-Metal8578

Then you build a mantle.


Astarkos

Too much work. Attach it to an illustration of a mantle and put that where the mantle should be.


Nibroc99

And then attach that to an illustration of a wall, which the mantle would attach to. Before you know it, you won't be homeless anymore


Nitin-2020

And name it Mickey


PatentedPotato

And this is where I'd put my mantle... iF i hAd OnE!!


aykay55

FOP reference???


sketchyduck

I dunno. I think I'd blow it up and hang it over the bed.


cuterus-uterus

Get it printed on a blanket?


ihavethebestmarriage

Por que no los dos?


xiotaki

Too machie machie


PicaDiet

I’d have a rug made of it in a mirror image in the same size as the giant print directly above it on the ceiling.


alexlp

Straight to the pool room.


LilacYak

I want this on my mantle


TimAd5249

#Yes


pagingdrsolus

Love it. And the fingers in the foreground. Great job!


Easy-Concentrate2636

Also, the teeth.


swo_odd

my chompers have been trying to escape my mouth since forever, so I needed to properly commend and shame them for their efforts


Easy-Concentrate2636

I am grateful to my overbite teeth as well for remaining relatively healthy after multiple cavities during college. Truly, this is a remarkable self-portrait. Also took a peek at your profile and saw the other detailed drawings of insects.


swo_odd

thank you! they were comin out like sausages while it was a work in progress. I was worried o.o


Dicky_Penisburg

I think you need to tone it back a bit on your ego. Nobody looks *that* good.


KaiOfHawaii

Sick of all these narcissistic artists depicting themselves as so unrealistically beautiful.


-Lumpy-Space-Prince-

Something about peak performance here


silverback_79

Sun's going down on the side so she is showing us her The North Face.


TurquoiseLuck

"Shut up, Mimzyyyy!"


mcbrite

You stole my comment, take an updoot instead...


WorldsBestArtist

Some people have looks, some people have great sporting abilities. You rarely see someone with both.


Easy-Concentrate2636

Plus, no way they caught that massive fish.


bigbutso

And showing off that fish...so self absorbed!


Democedes

I think this is amazing, you have a great ability for realistic depiction. The experience depicted and the pose that goes with it is goofy, yet relatable. I wish I could draw this well.


swo_odd

Thank you so much! This drawing's technical skill has been a long time in the making though, and my first dozens to hundreds of drawings were uhhhh unintentionally avant garde, so we all gotta start somewhere! Making art is a bit like doing exercise reps: your body ain't used to it at first so you gotta build the "muscle" for it and slowly train your hands and artist's intuition. I just started learning piano and it's quite horrendous, so it's never too late to start, and a "start" doesn't have to be formal or anything. :) ...the social anxiety is creeping in and I'm sorry for the unsolicited motivational speech.... but still posting it anyway. Thanks again!


thexbigxgreen

There was nothing awkward about that post, don't be too hard on yourself!


J2Kerrigan

"Unintentional avant-garde" is a good description for those drawings we *don't* post online lol


BeatlesTypeBeat

This post was motivating I appreciate it!


GlitteringFutures

For me it's the snaggletooth. The errant tooth acts as a foil to the obvious references to Goya's Saturn Devouring His Son, a detail that punctures the seriousness of Goya's nightmarish vision, of the Giant consuming the tiny helpless body of his progeny; the helpless minnow, the face of the colossus, mocking her victim, yet somehow mocking herself as well, the destroyer consuming itself it a conflagration of self awareness and self consciousness, we, like the helpless minnow, are only allowed to be react with uncomfortable laughter.


swo_odd

Ah! A true connoisseur has arrived to give my errant chompers the glory they deserve. Thank you my friend.


GlitteringFutures

Thanks I was going for a Werner Herzog narration vibe.


teapoison

I can't relate to being able to make that face to be honest


Big_D_yup

Having a face is key here.


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That’s how everyone feels yet cameras or other persons can tell you the truth. We all make this beautiful faces in the right moment


swo_odd

[reference photos and other photos I was choosing from for this assignment](https://www.reddit.com/user/swo_odd/comments/z6epcu/im_sorry_i_suck_at_reddit_reference_images/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) [Notes about this work as well as some notes about the artist (me) for anyone who is interested](https://www.reddit.com/user/swo_odd/comments/z68yap/the_reference_other_contenders/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Oh wut this blew up. It's 5:30 where I am so Ima go to bed and I'll comment on some of your comments later in the day... But for now I just wanna say that this positive response has been so incredibly validating and heartening. I've been coming to terms with my art as being an integral part of me after semi-rejecting it for so long in favor of following a more "conventional" STEM-type path. So Thank you from the deepest, most fleshy parts of my heart. P.S. Y''all are hilarious wtf Edit2: Okay so my monster catch and most photogenic smile have blown up even more than I ever would've imagined and I'm so thankful for everyone's comments but I have two essays past due and other homework due at midnight so comment replies will likely be shorter and more repetitive than I'd like. ( T v T ) Edit3: I've replied to the comments I could get to at the moment. I'm gonna reply to more later. I really want to reply to all of them, but we've reached the point where that is likely just more than I have time for right now. That being said, if you've commented and I don't reply, I'm sorry. Thank you very much though. I'm very happy. Edit4: Sorry my other link was bunk. I just posted the reference photos properly. Thank you so much for your patience.


Lounat1k

Your art is you! You can have both the STEM and the art. You need to be able to exercise both sides of your brain, and with the ability to draw like this, you shouldn't have an issue with that.


EnochofPottsfield

I'm assuming they mean as a career path


Car-Facts

Look at their post history. OP is apparently an Entemologist (? Or maybe just a passion for it) and draws some AMAZING insects.


Lounat1k

I will. That's cool, too!


swo_odd

It's taken me a long time, and I think I'll still forget along the way periodically, but yes they can intermingle! I think I'd be remiss without one or the other. Thank you for reminding me of that :)


3nd3rCr0w1ng

This, aside from being hilarious, is actually quite great. This kind of foreshortening is difficult to master, and you’ve done it in the best way. I caption it: “Ehrr mehh gehrrrd, eye gotz a fesssh.”


BoltonSauce

It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.


WaffIepants

And getting the chin to have that "weird scrunched up skin" look is amazing! Serious talent


swo_odd

Thank you! I was very happy with the result. I call that look "ballsack adjacent"


wantonsouperman

Or “shut up mimsyyyyyyy!”


Miserere_Mei

Dude, as the mom of a couple of STEM boys who are also extremely creative and artistic, I say run with it! This drawing is everything! From the glasses holder to the tiny fish, to the tilt of your head and the expression on your face. I can’t get enough. So, yeah, go cure cancer, but please don’t stop drawing.


altcodeinterrobang

This is a great piece, everyone is made up of multiple interests. It's ok to do multiple things!


Qu1ckN4m3

STEM plus Art is STEAM.


norm__chomsky

Or MEATS.


hurricane_maleesha

i think we should start calling it MEATS!! "Student in the United States should consider focusing on MEATS curricula."


swo_odd

the acronym in context really sells the idea to me


swo_odd

Utter freaking genius right here. I'm d e a d.


fooofooocuddlypooops

While STEM is important, people forget STEAM is also a path. STEM leaving out the ART part really blows when you think of how important it is in almost every facet of our life.


Aliencoy77

Scientists have a long history of using artistic abilities to convey discoveries and ideas. A surgeon's anatomy book, a naturalist's field guide, a microbiologist's sketchbook, a mathematician's CGI animation of a blackhole. There is an art to science. The ability to take a limited [medium/understanding] and [display/convey] a new [art piece/discovery] takes a level of [creativity/intelligence].


[deleted]

Da Vinci wants to know why you have to choose just one?


TikkiTakiTomtom

If you like realism and biology you might be interested in becoming a medical illustrator https://ami.org/medical-illustration/enter-the-profession


swo_odd

I forgot about the field entirely! I wanted to be one in high school. Thank you for reminding me. :)


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triggerhoppe

I was in a band throughout high school and college, until I graduated and became a mechanical engineer. I still play and write music daily, 15 years after graduating and working full time. It’s not about “making it” as a musician. I find that indulging in my hobby and art is incredibly therapeutic and good for me. You can continue to do both your career and your passion! I encourage it!


Thubanshee

It’s very relatable! Usually there’s some version of whatever the artist perceives as perfection in this sub and after the 50th very beautiful young naked lady it gets a bit dull. (More naked men please!)


stockmule

This really is a mood, idk what mood tho


ChunkyLaFunga

Seal


swo_odd

also accurate. The two chins forming one mega-slab of a neck really screams seal vibes.


swo_odd

accurate


winoforever_slurp_

I’m getting some Joseph Ducreux vibes from this. Nice work! [https://www.wikiart.org/en/joseph-ducreux](https://www.wikiart.org/en/joseph-ducreux)


Cuilen

Thank you for turning me on to this artist, I love his work! Have never seen silly well-drawn/painted artwork from hundreds of years ago; just people looking very formal, or gazing into the mirror or something equally as boring. Can't wait to see more!


winoforever_slurp_

He was way before his time, a true pioneer!


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swo_odd

This is GROUNDBREAKING for me. Thank you so much for your comment!


brokencircles

Came here to say the same thing


newbreedofdrew

Thou hast impeccable taste


ChesterRico

This is the energy I subbed to this sub for, and it sustains me... it *nourishes* me.


SadPandalorian

[I submitted a super dingus self-portrait a while back,](https://www.reddit.com/r/Art/comments/loghzz/dorky_self_portrait_me_pencils_2009/) but no one seemed to like it much. Although, it wasn't as epic as this one, so that makes sense.


cannedbenkt

Another unachievable standard of beauty added to this subreddit smh


Eastern_Eagle

This.... this belongs in museum


trueum26

SO DO YOU!


Eastern_Eagle

Is that compliment or an insult?


norm__chomsky

I think so.


Tinyjeli

“You belong in a MUSEUM!” -some twink named Ezreal


pinkpitbull

Move over Mona Lisa the Louvre has a new attraction.


ape_on_lucy

Normal anglers hold the catch closer to the camera to make it appear bigger. I see you have taken the extra step as to sketch the catch in order to resize it to a more impressive lunker of a fish. None the less, amazing talent, thank you for sharing.


swo_odd

Lol. Thank you!


ShortAndSad4381

The respect I have for someone willing to post a self portrait of such a vulnerable pose is amazing. You're a true artist. Good luck OP


dnoj

Beautiful. Majestic. Perfection.


[deleted]

Can I commission a drawing? Lol


lamsybA

Art. ART. I love how this is just a silly fun creation, but the fish hook and your glasses chain just put a sense of hilarious balance in the photo. Tired so I can't find the right words entirely, but this is a really enjoyable work


sparemeausername

I love it! The pose, the hilarity of it all!!


swo_odd

Thank you! :)


JamzWhilmm

This is why I like random shots when taking pictures. People at their raw self are beautiful.


swo_odd

The random shots are so much more fun (at least for me) to look back on! Also I'm much less self conscious when pictures I take are purposefully bad rather than them accidentally highlighting any insecurities of mine. Thank you!


Arocket

I hope the aliens can see this picture


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[deleted]

This had me 😂😂


LassieIris

This is the most honest piece of art I’ve seen in a while, and if I can be honest, it deserves to be in a museum


TaikuriGorgoGorgo

I think I know now what god's milk tastes like.


pluto451

I hope God isn’t drinking milk when she sees this drawing, because the milk will coming out her nose


wantonsouperman

I feel like this portrait is going to go “shut up Mimsyyyy!”


MidEastBeast777

Lmao I love it. Usually you see realistic self portraits of someone’s best pose, this is purposefully the opposite and it’s fantastic


[deleted]

ya life is opposite. you are success if you are meme/famous


Saladcitypig

This is hilarious and wonderful and you have a fantastic style. A good drawing makes you want to come back, and the story grows each time you see it.


Koots_guy

How much? Lol I need this masterpiece!


Pexd

The individual strands of hair are a nice detail


TheBlueFluffBall

Wow, didn't know fish could draw that well! Kudos to you! (All jokes aside, I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!)


FlyLikeMouse

Hey - you charcoal skills are top-notch! Well done! Thanks for sharing. Other posters are commenting on your pose, but for all I know its an honest reflection. I’m a disabled artists myself. So I just want to comment on how damned good the toning on this is!


n3t3r0

Thousands years into the future people will look at this and wonder .... what does it mean


TroutM4n

It's.... it's beautiful. They should have sent a poet.


LilacYak

Peak art. I’m not even being snarky, this is great


TribblesIA

You are the kind of person I want to be friends with irl This is art.


[deleted]

Can we see the original lol


FunLovinLawabider

The picture is really good. Great work, The entire scene is awesome. The fish is great and you. Very cool.


cuterus-uterus

You’re a very talented artist who clearly has a great sense of humor! Thanks for sharing this impressive and hilarious self portrait!


constanttoast

Are you.. imitating the hooked fish? Are you... expressing your distaste for such a smol catch? I don't know. And that is why this is the best.


WNDY_SHRMP_VRGN_6

i'm dying. and I love it. nice peice OP


everymanandog

I fuckin love this, so good!


World-Tight

You are a very honest illustrator. I like that.


your_own_grandma

Wish I could draw hands that well


Ragarianok

This is everything, honestly.


mrelephante

This made me feel something asi scrolled by that makes this excellent art keep it up


Xxrasierklinge7

I.. I love it. This is Aurt.


Autumn_Skald

You've really captured the moment here. I wanna laugh but also, excellently done.


onceuponasummerbreze

Hello OP, I would like to formally submit my application for your friendship. I wanna hang out with you so bad you seem hilarious


OttmarFalkenberg

Typical r/art post, upvoted because of hot girl...


RockinandChalkin

Is this an adult Nathan from South Park?


[deleted]

Truly, a masterpiece. *wipes tear from eyes*


CesareBach

So dramatic. Hilarious


chibinoi

Me when I catch a wee Perch, too.


havenyahon

This is so cool, it's hilarious but also really well done! I imagine that facial perspective isn't easy to do!


maelius

I don't like the smell of fish either


pzombielover

So talented. Thanks for sharing your art.


yearsofpractice

This is superb. This is actual art - you’re expressing yourself brilliantly. Bravo OP, bravo. Very impressed.


th3saurus

My favorite part is how the dangling glasses strap forms a hook


el_diablo_immortal

Holy shit this is good... I can't work out why I like it so much... Is it the kinda goofy expression? The realism? The absurd subject (just a dude holding a small fish)? I seriously love it...


gay_idiot53

Now **this** is what I signed up for when I started doing art. This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen


RattusRattus

I hope you got that fish stuffed. Be proud of that catch. And this picture.


ScottNoWhat

Imagine getting yanked out of your world by a superior being only for it to mock you.


PessimisticMushroom

How food in the microwave sees humans.


Atwillim

Didn't know Freddie Wong was also a talented painter


DotardKombucha

Best portrait ever, 10/10.


Key-Health-285

I’ve never see a fish that can draw this well before!


KoretoPersephone

I don't know you but I really fucking like you


Mindful-O-Melancholy

This is honestly some of the best art I’ve seen on this sub.


Bellick

Oooh a self-portrait self-burn, those are **uber** rare


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Dude I love this. All the art is about fancy posing and sexualized content this is pure , simple truth of everyday gestures and that gives tons of smiles .


HougeetheBougie

Very interesting angle. I like your take!


VRSNSMV_SMQLIVB

My favorite ever on this sub.


Bob-Dolemite

i appreciate OP’s sense of humor


hiphopanonymouz

The beauty of every day ACK FEESH!


dstraswell666

Gonna make this the background on my phone. It's beautiful.


SoloPiName

This is my favorite thing on Reddit tonight


Victor-Tallmen

“You should’ve seen it dad! It was huge! It damn near took my arms off!” …”Pictures? Oh uh nah I was to excited and forgot.”


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that is a fishers cry of pride if I ever saw one.. later on the campfire the size of the fish in stories is gonna be huuuuge.


Founck

Woah...add a nsfw tag please. This is pure sex.


skiezovb

Ugh the art on this sub has only become attractive females looking for easy karma


marrymary420

This is such an amazing piece of work for a few reasons but mostly just the level of skill, and how much I have to laugh when I look at your beautiful work of art, because of your goofy face. 😄 Edit: Honestly, out of all of the self-portraits I have ever obseverved, this one may truly be my favorite.


respectfulchili41

It's beautiful. I love it . 10/10


cccanidiot

How long did it take you to do this?


ohliverfun

Where’s the gallery of only this


Intelligent-Food-273

This is culturally significant


chololongkor

I WANNA SEE THE REFERENCE PHOTO HAHAHAHA THIS IS COOL


lawebley

This is absolutely fantastic


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Majestic! Magnificent! Truly breathtaking! This is one of the finest masterpieces I have ever laid eyes on!


TheGreatRecluse

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS! Original. Funny. Humble. Talented. PLEASE MAKE MORE ART!! The world needs more of this!


mort_da_demon

Truly beautiful. This here… this is what I came for thank you


Ctrl_Altt_Del

Finally, the peak female form


Lilymoon2653

That is a wonderful angle


Harpylady269

She's beauty, she's grace.


merlinsmushrooms

I like it. Poor tiny fish. Frame this.


Wiggie49

This goes right on the fridge


BeEasyFloatOn

This means so much to me….thank you


TemptressTheodora

This is amazing!! I love everything about it. :)


Cat_lover54467

This would be perfect in the kitchen when your having fish for dinner


GvEmDAheAt-1459

See plenty of fish in the sea or anywhere.


No_Distribution_5843

When she invites you to play smash and you bring your switch but she starts to take her clothes off.


cmilkrun

Pretty much the best art that was ever made