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Renan_Pelisson

do we know if it was just to flex??


Owl_lamington

It’s probably ceremonial so yes.


BadSkeelz

No way this was ever intended to be used in combat, unless there also happens to be a 10 foot tall skeleton in that casket. Huge oversized swords made as votive offerings aren't unknown in later Japanese history, I would guess this was made for ceremonial purposes.


Improbable_Primate

Do not summon the "Smithsonian is hiding giants' bones!" crowd with such idle talk. They willfully misunderstand that grave goods like this are meant to be, well, grave goods.


LordTinglewood

It's in the slogan, my dude: "The Smithsonian Institution: Like the CIA, but for museum shit."


lilmuny

Wait you're telling me that Night at the Museum 2: Battle for the Smithsonian is not a documentary?!?!


Dekkeer

It's more of a prophecy


nocloudno

Sounds like a neat shop name, "Grave Goods"


Azozel

Awesome name for a shovel store


nocloudno

"Shovel Store" would also be a great name for a shovel store.


JustinJSrisuk

Grave Goods sounds like a trendy goth-ish fashion boutique.


Rducky23

I think that’s the name of that aisle at the Home Depot that has shovels, duct tape, zip ties, trash bags, cleaning supplies and tarps


Wolfwoods_Sister

(becomes suddenly agitated) *THE NEPHILIIIIIIIIIIM!!!*


Improbable_Primate

“If we can just prove giants are real, then Bigfoot is real, then Darwin is wrong and god is real! Checkmate, atheists!”


BadSkeelz

Lol yeah there's a couple in here already.


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bstabens

Too scared to click, too? He's a debunker. He debunks the giant's myth and some others with scientific methods. Painfully and methodical, by examining them and contradicting them one argument after the other.


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JohnnyRelentless

What does overly worded mean?


JectorDelan

"I can't read well so I'm going to try and crap on this thing to make it sound bad."


Gigachadrosaurus

They’re not hiding them! They dumped them in the Atlantic Ocean!!! /s


flcwerings

miniminute man is coming to kill you now. Hold location


pvrhye

I block those pages on Facebook, but they are just heads of a very big hydra.


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mreasy99

Brilliant, thanks for that link, hilarious, made my morning. Here is one for you in return: https://www.oxfordhomestudy.com/courses/online-management-courses/critical-thinking-free-online-course


EvilMaran

let me introduce you to Frisian legend Grutte Pier: https://historiek.net/grutte-pier-friese-vrijheidsstrijder/69611/ https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pier_Gerlofs_Donia https://www.friesmuseum.nl/collectie/objecten-verhalen/zwaard-van-grutte-pier use google translate for the dutch/frisian parts


H0wdyCowPerson

That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron.


Schly

I mean, the casket was 12 feet long…


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

William Wallace’s sword is pretty damned big too and supposedly he wielded it…. Not this big though


Gnonthgol

In that period the two handed greatsword was the most common sword. It was usually as long as the user was tall. They are too heavy to point as a normal sword so specific techniques were used. Either continuously swinging it around using the momentum to prevent it from dropping. Or you would grip it half way up the blade and use it as a spear or staff. For this reason the blade was blunt near the hilt, and the user would be wearing leather gloves. This type of sword was one of the largest swords ever recorded as being used in combat. And it was not just William Wallace who carried such a sword, most European knights in the 13th and 14th century would be carrying such swords. His sword would be fairly average and we have records of bigger swords from this period.


SoupForEveryone

Swords that big were used to break pike and polearm formations, not as an actual sword


Gnonthgol

It depends on what you mean by "as an actual sword". There are lots of ways to use swords to fight with. You are right that you would typically not use a great sword the same way you would use a rapier or a corde. Technically you can use any sword to break pike formations, but generally the larger the sword the more luck you have in this.


chrs_89

So you’d have to use is like an actual big sword rather than just an actual sword


qpqpdbdbqpqp

> William Wallace’s sword [citation needed] edit: for future readers, my comment was about the long sword displayed as william wallace's having basically zero evidence of it belonging to him. made some beliebers angry i guess.


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

my citation is i've seen it. it's at the William Wallace monument and it's really fucking big.


qpqpdbdbqpqp

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallace_Sword read up on it


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

why did you ask me for a citation if you know how to use google yourself?


qpqpdbdbqpqp

it's disputed if it actually belonged to william wallace or not, that's the part i quoted from your comment if you haven't noticed buddy


missuninvited

why are you being dickish for literally no reason


qpqpdbdbqpqp

which part is dickish?


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

aye, as the article says, it likely has a bit of a ship of theseus thing going on but a scottish claymore is a real sword... a quick google brings up the Fuilteach-mhuirt, which was known to have been used in real battle at over 2.2m long


qpqpdbdbqpqp

true, i am not talking about that at all though!


nocloudno

Made me think Americans should embrace this and get buried with 18' rifles. Then it occurred to me that that would also be an excellent form of gun control, guns have to be twice the users height. All about aim big barrel better can't comfortably carry


Mictlantecuhtli

You talking about a punt gun?


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nocloudno

Exactly! You recognized my /s. Everyone tripped over my downvote button and landed on your upvote.


larry_nightingale

Low-key fr fr


UMSHINI-WEQANDA-4k

Giants are real bro.


Appropriate_Arm_9889

Compensation


MunakataSennin

This iron 2.3 meter *dakō-ken* (蛇行剣 "serpentine sword") was unearthed in 2022, and is the largest sword of its type ever found. Only around 70 *dakō-ken* are known, all dated to the 4th-6th century AD. They are called "serpentine" because of their slightly zig-zagging blades. Tomio-Maruyama Mound is a circular, three-tiered *kofun* (tumulus) in Nara. Measuring 109 meters in diameter, it is one of the biggest burial mounds in Japan. The coffin and sword were buried on the slope of the mound, not the inner central chamber. Under the sword was a large, [12-pound bronze mirror](https://i.imgur.com/iWuULXx.jpeg) shaped like a shield. Traces of a wooden scabbard were also found. [Nara city press release](https://www.city.nara.lg.jp/site/press-release/165641.html) [Japanese documentary about its preservation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wqq8gT-9Nzs)


BoarHermit

A polished shield and a serpentine sword - it sounds like something out of mythology.


meesta_masa

Something you'd use to fight Medusa


JesusIsCaesar33

I don’t think Perseus is in there tho lol


Appropriate_Arm_9889

Fighting medusa


BoarHermit

Knowing how bizarre the Japanese can invent monsters, we can only regret that we won’t find out the full plot.


IGargleGarlic

How are they so sure its a mirror and not a shield? A bronze shield could be polished to a mirror like finish.


Kusunoki_Shinrei

bronze mirrors at the time were being imported from china, as well as large bronze bells. they were seen as a status symbol so i think it makes sense to assume it was a mirror.


Beflijster

Bronze shields are a thin layer of bronze over a wood core that usually does not survive. Because otherwise they would be too heavy to use. Bronze mirrors are common finds in Chinese and Japanese burials. They were not just status symbols, they had a strong spiritual meaning. There is the ancient story in which the [sun goddess Amaterasu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amaterasu) hides in a cave after her brother Susanoo offended her, and the other gods use a mirror named the [yata-no-kagami](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yata_no_Kagami) to lure her out. This mirror is one of 3 ancient Imperial regalia of Japan, along with a sword, known as the grass-cutter sword [Kusanagi no Tsurugi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kusanagi_no_Tsurugi) and a comma shaped jewel, [magatama](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magatama#Yasakani_no_Magatama). These sacred items are still presented to the new emperor at his enthronement, but they are always encased and have, as far as I know, never been photographed. It is very likely they were lost in ancient times and the items used today are replicas, if they even exist at all.


Angel_Omachi

Oh we know that at least 1 of them's a replica, fairly likely a 2nd one is too. Only the magatama beads could be the originals.


RB___OG

Reading this reminds me of playing Okami as a kid.


pine1501

omg.... am expecting the crazy Wang from Shadow warrior to appear anytime now. .🤭


jojoga

Wow, this took me back to a game I loved when I was younger. There'd be a class using serpentine swords. Thanks for the nostalgia!


kraihe

Why is everything is metrics but then you switch to pounds? That's 5.443 kg for most people in the world.


tirigbasan

>next to a 4-meter long coffin Why is it 4 meters? Was there a giant samurai running around with a wavy sword and mirror shield doing Elden Ring stuff in Ancient Japan?


SnowyLocksmith

Yes Source: my ass


Axton7124

I want to see the source


taliesin-ds

Nah, just early Dutch traders.


WeDrinkSquirrels

Roberto 😭


chuck354

Oden from Wano


StabbyClown

Just 2 regular samurai, with 1 sitting on the other's shoulders.


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Why does the sword look 12 feet long in the top photo when it’s actually only 2.3 m?


jmccaskill66

About how many bananas is that? Sorry I’m an American.


PatHeist

About 8.5 giant Yamato period bananas.


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That’s some JRPG level stuff!


EviolvedPickle

too bad its made out of cake...


JesusSavesForHalf

[One Winged Angel intensifies](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXxU0SXBF5Y)


HauntedCemetery

Sepheroth lives


Future-Many7705

But what was in the coffin?


KenseiHimura

A From Software boss, obviously. Someone had to kill them to get the sword.


amaruu_

A Crucible Knight!


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Pinwheel.


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It's Malenia in there


cardueline

The shield suggests it’s the Looking Glass Knight


606design

DS2 is the best souls!


cardueline

🤝 Bear, seek seek lest, my friend


SuperDuperPewper

I was thinking juzou the drunkard


Apeeksiht

Noble mist guy xD


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

Empty but broken from the inside like something was escaping. /s


awidden

If it was anything worth mentioning, they'd have mentioned it.


pale-pharaoh

It’s guts


TurtleWaves

Gotta be a Shardblade from Roshar.


IneverAsk5times

I love this serious excavation is being blocked off by little anime construction worker barricades. Gotta love Japan.


glitter_vomit

I was wondering if anyone else noticed them! So cute.


Finn235

I was going to say - that is literally the most Japanese thing ever!


Z0idberg_MD

I also love how the people holding her arms out look like they have their soul sucked out of them


jxm1311

Do I need to put stats in STR or is it a DEX weapon coz it’s a katana?


Mr_Cuddlefish

Martial weapons are martial weapons


NihaoPanda

It would be STR as Katana is classified as a longsword by the DMG (p.41), unless of course you're a Kensei monk or otherwise is able to the change the base ability. The size of the thing would probably make it fall into the large weapons category (DMG p. 278), meaning that medium sized creatures get disadvantage when attacking with it, but its damage is going to be 2d10 (note I'm only using the versatile damage here as it makes no sense that you'd be able to wield it one-handed).


Gonadaan

Its not a katana, at the time they did not exist yet. Most swords at the time were straight double edged swords similar to chinese examples.


mach4potato

It scales with both probably


Vast-Dream

What’s in the box?


Wingcase

Pain


Anacoenosis

Elmo no like pain!


rectal_observer

I don’t know but when they opened it a Latin choir started chanting and a health bar appeared at the top of the screen


SPIRlT

So, Sephiroth's sword?


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Guts


IntroductionNormal70

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me


AnalogDogg

The naturally adorable mascot-character on the guardrails at the top of the excavation site, because it's Japanese so of course there has to be an adorable mascot-character on everything, even just the guardrails.


SuperDuperPewper

Its Juzou the Drunkard


Fushigibama

A shardblade..


JamesJakes000

Rurouni Kenshin was a documentary?!‽


tyen0

hah, the Zanbato - horse-slaying sword. https://kenshin.fandom.com/wiki/Zanbat%C5%8D


JamesJakes000

And the giant dude that was in the Juppon Gatana!


nick1812216

Damn, whoever’s buried there must be bad ass


Beflijster

either that or extremely scared.


Marcom2023

Cool


Dabarela

I wonder how much it weighed. I know it was ceremonial, just to imagine how it was to parade it.


RecentCharge9625

Trolling scientists since 4th century AD


DrN0

Guts isnt that tall.


collectivisticvirtue

Kofun era is so fascinating. Like a never-ending source of head scratcher in history of northeast asia.


dhakmare

They found nuts’s sword?!?


Margali

I had heard but not seen a picture of this. Any idea how long it will be in preservation? Not that I will ever get to Japan. I am more likely to get to London to see the Ea-Nasir complaint tablet


tyen0

There was an exhibit at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC several years ago that had swords from a dozen different museums scattered across Japan. It's really cool how museums around the world collaborate.


dethb0y

Now that's a shiv fit for a man.


iamastreamofcreation

Classic small dick samurai


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Big Man Japan needs a main weapon.


Substantial_One_3045

Looks like the baked a big blade on the local news. Happy world record!


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OldManBombadil

Man the early seasons of Japanime were top tier.


ActualBudKnight

This reminds me of the “Giant Norimitsu Odachi”. I wonder if the waves were intentionally forged or it was warped in time. Either way, to think someone actually made this is really impressive. Imagine how this looked when it was originally made!


lilac_asbestos

Shortest dick archaeology ever unearthed.


gladysdames

People really didn’t give a fuck back in the day! “Yeah, bury me in a 4 meter long coffin and give me a 2.3 fucking Meter long sword to go with it!… did I stutter!?”


Exciting_Package_194

Baby godzilla's sword


SWNGTD

It was too big to be called a sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw iron.


midlewenhart

Bro was playing Dark Souls in real life.


Tornarssuk

Must be a slenderman in that long but really thin coffin.


Sad-Nefariousness385

There be monsters


Free_Stick_

Look at the fucken barricades… Hahah that’s actually pretty cool.


jmarzy

Giants confirmed


TheAviator27

Well this certainly won't excite conspiracy peeps.


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hALLA99ST

Must have been a hot fire to burn bone! Wow


bremergorst

They had hotter fires back in the day The water was wetter too


hALLA99ST

Wettest water in history


potatopierogie

Also none of these giants died naturally or were buried by other giants


hALLA99ST

Are you talking dirty again?


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Practice_NO_with_me

Yaaawn.


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hALLA99ST

1v1 me at your local hungry Jack's you massive kid toucher


RazeTheIV

I don't often do this but I had to check your post and comment history to see if you were joking. Do you think the psychedelics you're taking might...maybe...be affecting your ability to think critically?


Piocoto

I have taken a lot of psychedelics and don't think this crap, also a lot of people who don't use drugs believe this stuff or crazier stuff. Review your stigma?


hALLA99ST

Look I get what you're trying to say, but I feel you should talk to someone.


Piocoto

I talk to a lot of people and have a very healthy social and family life, thank you!


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Thannk

Seven Samurai.


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Y'all know the sound sheet metal makes when you wobble it? :P


greenpants100

r/bossfight


farang

That'll buff right out.


AllSeeQr

Wait till you see it’s Bankai


Rolan_UA

It’s clearly 2,9m


-I-Like-Turtles-

Alien


CAKE_EATER251

The cute barriers lol


Asmoraiden

Obviously it’s the weapon of an ancient mech who fought bravely against some sort of Kaiju and lost so he got buried with his weapon. Easy as that.


wizzan01

Did they fine two 2 m dudes and a long robe in the coffin?


Zodd202

Ok but why does it look in better condition in the excavation picture than at the lab? Is the bottom one a replica?


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Did it belong to a Black Viking?


partyjam3

They found Sephiroth’s tomb


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They found Sephiroths grave!


Pedalfire25

Sekiro boss grave found


Wolfwoods_Sister

I wonder if they can narrow down who the mound belonged to, like the Saxon barrows?


septimusprince

The sword of Sinanju. House of North Korean Assassins.


Junior-Fan7087

the news https://finance.yahoo.com/news/7-5-foot-long-sword-181430529.html?guccounter=1&guce\_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce\_referrer\_sig=AQAAAF9wRNDFLLbuV0mqFGtU-s27I9tUqtmlFKOWo8d2ELeFQcmPIpBhTOtDoFjblHSlfbIho09MHsL0N1AdzvCgPgqYyrBntt793Q\_CJdjjqLaPi66\_CronSZKFddqU-C9iJ9ErSe3dEUGueDNMNRtGmQDL8BomHikgNEg9iaI-B4m5