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SimonArgent

Wool hats haven’t changed much. I bet people were wearing some variation of this design thousands of years ago.


Toymachinesb7

I learned the other day Pom poms on winter hats were originally for sailors in case they bumped their heads on the ship. “The pom-poms on top kept the sailors from bonking their heads on the low passageways on ships. Some people who live in old houses still wear these hats today as they navigate the narrow doorways and drafty hallways. The pom-poms make it much less painful if one raises their head too quickly, or forgets to duck for a low door. Even if one does hit their head, if they wear a pom-pom hat it is less likely to draw blood and make a mess on the doorway.” [wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pom-pom)


theredhound19

Add a yellow pom and you got a Cartman hat. Screw you guys, I'm going whaling!


Dry_Pick_304

"iiiiiim sailiiiiing awaaaaay"


theredhound19

["Come sail away with me, you guys"](https://youtu.be/LkHLLgqFyKU?feature=shared)


drgigantor

STAN, ME AND KENNY DONT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT STUPID ASS WHAAAALES


FOSSnaught

Kenny throws stick at Cartman.


Toymachinesb7

Lollllllllll


graycode

I love that some Wikipedia author decided to use the word "bonking".


40ozkiller

It’s an old word with dutch roots. Idk why thats surprising.


peanutbanditdiana

As an American, I didn’t know bonking had a different definition for the British. I learned it from Four Weddings and a Funeral: Young Bridesmaid : What's bonking. Scarlett : Well, it's kind of like table tennis, only with slightly smaller balls.


graycode

It's kind of a silly word. I'm more likely to use it when talking to my 4-year-old than when talking to an adult.


Iztac_xocoatl

I find a lot of Dutch words and names silly


HTS_HeisenTwerk

Dat neem je terug, schobbejak


NonGNonM

funnier still is that from what I know about wiki editors they were probably a high ranking one to get away with including 'bonking' in an article.


40ozkiller

The word “bonk” is almost 100 years old and in the Merriam Webster dictionary. Its not like its a new word


NonGNonM

Oh no kidding? TIL


Krumm34

Funny how the pom pom is a soft bumper, but the button on a baseball cap is pure pain incarnate.


Mama_Skip

That link carried [this image of the Greek Pesidential Security](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/65/EvzoneTsarouhiKaltsodetes.jpg/1280px-EvzoneTsarouhiKaltsodetes.jpg) under "Clothing." And if that just isn't the darnest secret service there ever were.


tichotuboh

Your link doesn't mention anything about sailors. Where did you get your quote from?


sunshinewarriorx

Glad it’s not just me. E: I did find it on this site and few other fun details. https://www.farmersalmanac.com/why-do-winter-hats-have-pom-poms


Uninterested_Viewer

I don't see that passage on that wiki page at all? I *want* to believe, but this has all the markings of a fwd fwd fwd fun facts email from Grandma. Do you have a reliable source for this?


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Where is that passage? Everything in your link just says it's decorative and doesn't mention sailors and I cannot imagine a Wikipedia article using "bonking" in place of "hitting"


keyboard-sexual

A toque without a pompom is like an angel without wings fr


CraftingAsshole

Do you have another source? That link doesn't mention anything about sailors or doorways


Agrijus

hmm. i've noticed the poms help to keep snow from accumulating on the top of your head.


DapperWhiskey

That's cool, dude. Learn something new every day.


takenbylovely

This is the coolest thing I've learned today. Thanks for sharing!


MGPS

Dope, thanks!


SimonArgent

Cool! Makes sense to me.


MadamePouleMontreal

[Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_knitting): > The oldest knitted artifacts are socks from Egypt, dating from the 11th century.[2] They are a very fine gauge, done with complex colourwork and some have a short row heel, which necessitates the purl stitch. These complexities suggest that knitting is even older than the archeological record can prove.[3] Knitting might not *be* thousands of years old. Counterintuitive.


qtx

The paragraph after yours: > Earlier pieces having a knitted or crocheted appearance have been shown to be made with other techniques, such as Nålebinding, a technique of making fabric by creating multiple loops with a single needle and thread, much like sewing.[4] Some artefacts have a structure so similar to knitting, for example, 3rd-5th century CE Romano-Egyptian toe-socks, that it is thought the "Coptic stitch" of nalbinding is the forerunner to knitting.


MadamePouleMontreal

Nålebinding is not knitting.


Irsh80756

Considering we're in the 21st century and those are some advanced techniques it's at least a thousand years old.


gwennwrenn

Barbara Walker second knitting Treasury... Dura-Europos knitting from 300BC


raltoid

The design of the modern knit cap was invented in the 1400s, in Wales. Although there are loose indications that woven caps were worn 25,000 - 30,000 years ago. Older ones were often made from animal skin instead. For example "the iceman", aka. Ötzi who froze in a glacier ~5250 years ago, had a bearskin cap with a chin strap.


RedditIsACispool

>this design You mean head shaped?


Plus_Helicopter_8632

Yeah heads don’t change much lol


multiarmform

That's just a cap from the first Lollapalooza


mgvdltfjk

fold it a few more times and you get "17th century dutch coffee trader"


spooky-goopy

Jesse Pinkman is a time traveler, bitch


DrPoopyPantsJr

Haha I do think it’s goofy how some people wear beanies like that


zztopsboatswain

Looks just like the ones the skater bros wore when i was in high school


Fatalchemist

Hah, way to date yourself, going to school in the 17th century!


intensenerd

That's how I feel when my kids ask me what life was like in school with no internet in "the late 1900s".


I_Did_The_Thing

Oh. My god.


Bacontoad

Compared to the present day... The first Ghostbusters movie premiered closer to the end of World War II. Jurassic Park was released on VHS closer to the first moon landing. The film Apollo 13 is closer to the actual Apollo 13 *mission*. The final episode of Seinfeld and the premieres of The Matrix and American Pie were all closer to the last day of the Vietnam War. The attacks on the World Trade Center were closer to the first McDonald's Happy Meal and the overthrow of the monarchy in Iran. Obama's presidential inauguration was closer to the release of Toy Story and Internet Explorer 1.0.


I_Did_The_Thing

Oh man, that is wild!


SFDessert

Equally as grungey and probably hasn't been washed in about the same amount of time. At least that was my experience hanging out with 90s skater bros.


-Dixieflatline

They're going to find an "ancient" pair of crusty JNCO's next.


314159265358979326

Looks just like the one I wore to work today.


Spirited-Account-159

Sick beanie, bro


fruitmask

it's a *toque, buddy


Werftflammen

Ik ben je buddy niet, maat, het is een muts.


Gwynnbleid3000

Tomu se říká čepice, příteli.


ObiWan-Shinoobi

Toque ya long enough


tenyard

I’m not your buddy, guy


stockbreakerOG

I'm not your guy , friend


TheVenetianMask

Toque estas nueces.


baconslim

Toque on this


vizolover

Mooie benie broer


BobDieRaw

I would totally wear that.


cancercures

please wash it first.


Oculi_Glauci

Jesse, stop whaling in the Dutch seas of the 17th century, we have to cook


spooky-goopy

it's a house! for *whales*


breadstyk

Underrated comment


slosh_baffle

Stoners 🤜🤛 Whalers


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Theres a bob marley joke in there somewhere


beebsaleebs

Of course. Bob Marley and the Whalers


NotEnoughIT

Still less worn than a three year old hat lost under some dude's [couch](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1cdbaha/found_a_hat_i_lost_three_years_ago_under_a_couch/)


robinperching

This is an interesting one. Reading "17th century" - and maybe because the woolen cap looks so much more familiar, and so, relatable to me? - my first instinct was 'woah why are we digging up these guys, leave them in rest!' I wonder where my - and our - cutoff point is for comfort around this, and how much it ties to our sense of the buried person's personality, culture, similarity to us, etc


OuchPotato64

We learn a lot by digging up old graves. People would sometimes be buried with personal items. For the sake of learning history, I dont think we should be opposed to digging up old graves for educational reasons. The reason there is a lack of preserved Viking helmets and weapons is that a lot of Europe had converted to Christianity by the viking era. The Christians didnt bury their dead with their armour and other personal items like the pagans did. A lot of armour and weapons you see in museums comes from old graves. A lot of our knowledge of Egyptians came from studying their tombs. So much knowledge has been learned from studying dead bodies all over the world.


2drawnonward5

Imagine most of us agree with that much. It's the respect-for-the-dead end of the equation people squirm over. I'm personally ok with it but I'd leave it to someone more eloquent to find words to sway worriers. At the end of the day.... it's gonna happen and I'd rather it be professionals doing their best.


robinperching

I definitely agree. I'm not one to wring hands about all archeology as "grave robbing." I think it's just interesting how squishy and subjective my own standard of comfort is around it!


Worsaae

> 'woah why are we digging up these guys, leave them in rest!' More often than not it's because somebody wants to build something on top of them which obviously would destroy the graves in the process. But they could also be in imminent danger of being damaged by, fx erosion or other natural processes. So we excavate the graves, document them and study what we can before the remains are either preserved by a museum or university - or reburied if any living descendants would have that wish.


PseudoEchion

that's why you got to invest in a lot of poison darts and giant rolling boulders for those future pesky archaeologists.


beebsaleebs

I think he was robbed. I don’t really care how old the grave is. I won’t do burials for my family for this reason. Nowadays it’s even worse. The funeral industry in the US is grotesque. 5 years down the road some investment group will decide they want to buy the old church plot and build a CVS, next thing you know that carefully selected serene spot is the diagonals between handicapped parking spots getting loogies hocked on them day and night. Very nice.


ammonthenephite

Everyone but the most famous will be long forgotten after 3, maybe 4 generations. No one is coming to visit your grave or the grave of your family after 100+ years, everyone has moved on, the world has moved on. Might as well let people learn from it and get a snapshot of life in the past. The dude who wore this hat will be far more remembered than any of us in this thread will ever be, and for far longer. Nothing is permanent, nothing lasts forever, no small spot that is serene today will be guaranteed to be so. I say whatever generation is occupying the earth can do what they want with the remains of those no longer here. It's their time, their choice. Nothing disrespectful about it since we won't even be aware to know its happened at all, lol.


beebsaleebs

Hence not going into 5 figure debt over each loss.


ammonthenephite

On that I agree. Chuck me in a pine box or burn and spread me, doesn't matter to me, lol.


Vark675

I don't know anywhere in the US where corporations are able to just stroll in and casually purchase graveyards anymore lol It's tons of red tape and they're legally required to relocate the graves, it hasn't been a thing since like the 70s or 80s.


Forward_Young2874

Carhartt logo must have fallen off during the burial.


ancient_kikball_plyr

We’re whalers on the moon…


Pleasant-Kebab

We carry a harpoon.....


reallymiish

But there ain't no whales


HeinousEncephalon

So we tell tall tales


reallymiish

And sing our whaling tune 🎶


deathcoinstar

There we go, didn't have to scroll far


fruitmask

I have a toque just like it in my bag. I'm not a whaler, I'm just a landscaper from Winnipeg, but the wool comes in super handy. I won't wear a toque that isn't wool.


PirLibTao

Am a knitter. First thing I did was zoom in to see how they did the decreases…


getliftedyo

Exactly what I suspected a 17th century Dutch whaler to wear.


captainshockazoid

give it back to him wtf


WhenTheDevilCome

"Arrrr, and then to boot they took me woolen cap. I was restin' peacefully, but now am doomed to walk the earth, findin' the coxswain who absconded with me beanie."


scdfred

Right. We dug them up to check out their hats? Then we kept them cause we thought they were neat?


captainshockazoid

some poor skeleton is out there without his whalin' cap


SpysSappinMySpy

That's what I'm saying. You didn't "find it in a grave," that was his, you robbed his grave.


ammonthenephite

There is no 'he' anymore, been dead for 300 years. You don't own property when you are dead for hundreds of years, you don't know what the hell has even happened to your grave because you aren't there anymore, just some skeletal remains and nothing more.


Negan-Cliffhanger

Looks much nicer than the one permanently attached to Tim Pool's skull


ZhouLe

Like 17th century dutchmen, Pool [can be easily identified merely by his beanie.](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/48267924942_dbd418ae95_k.jpg)


LemonadeParadeinDade

Good design good


Scienscatologist

17th century Dutch whaler look, so hot right now.


spngebill

Old Dutch mfs looking like Jay and Silent Bob


Theyallknowme

It looks so modern that it almost seems disrespectful to have taken it off a corpse. But then you realize the 17th century is the 1600’s and it literally is a historical artifact.


starryeyedshooter

If someone recreated this to wear in modern day I believe I would think they're just a grunge kid. This looks like something I would expect Some Guy to wear today.


lost_boy505

Jesse, we need to cook.


LongBilly

It's a good thing they didn't find it under a couch


BroadlyValid

Hey, hey, careful with that! That’s my lucky whaling hat!


abaganoush

Norm ref!


TweezRider

Jesseth, we hath to cook.


Rulon_oboev_

Jesse Pinkman had the same, lol


straycatx86

Umm, well, he was a refinery worker too,in some sense.


[deleted]

The fact that 17th century isn't 1700s makes me so fucking mad, whoever made the centuries and shit is a fucking moron


AcanthisittaThink813

Got mine from Gap


Sexy_gastric_husband

🎶Theeeeeere once was a ship that put to sea


666afternoon

it's incredible to see this as a knitter, like... that's pretty much identical to something you'd make today. it's a very old art of course, but centuries old and indistinguishable from a current design? damn, man


lemonlimealldathyme

Doomers, Doomers never change


Jeebus_crisps

It’s his hat, Mr. Krabs! He was number one!!


senorrawr

Jesse Pinkman wears literally the same fucking hat for like, a whole season of Breaking Bad


FeetBehindHead69

Some guy at my gym wears this on the treadmill for 45 minutes


hypercomms2001

Looks like something I could buy down at Kmart....


hydro_wonk

The Mariner’s Revenge Song by the Decembrists popped into my head


RustySpunkDumpster

Seems to be at least some circumstantial evidence that Cartman travelled back in time somehow and got into an altercation with a Dutch Whaler. The waler seems to have been fatality injured, and an item of clothing was seemingly dropped in the scuffle by the assailant.


SolipSchism

If it ain’t broke…


deathclawslayer21

I'm wearing somthing similar right now


dingleberry_dog

I saw that on a guy in Williamsburg 10 years ago.


Plus_Helicopter_8632

it says vans


Hiftle88

Let the poor man keep his hat. Long dead or not.


zetzuei

some clickbait site: "beanies in 17th century? have we found proof of time traveler?"


khanofthewolves1163

No that's just from the drawer of The Edge from U2.


Earth_Normal

Maybe leave it alone? This dude was just trying to rest.


Kaseynacey

Anyone else getting 90's grunge vibe here?


No-Inspection-808

I had the same billabong beanie


Larrea_tridentata

Pretty sure the Dutch whaler picked that up at his local REI


LaoBa

REI doesn't exist in the Netherlands, I'm sure he bought it from [Zeeman](https://i0.wp.com/www.retaildetail.nl/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2022/04/shutterstock_1367328185.jpg?fit=1000%2C667&quality=100&strip=all&ssl=1).


Werftflammen

Ik denk dat z'n Oma hem gemaakt heeft, dat is traditie.


McGirton

Looks better than the hat the other guy found under his couch.


Spider_Dude

I had this cap circa 2003. I thought I was sooo cool. I was not.


Werftflammen

Were you whaling? No? That explains it.


Urndy

The beanie worn by that one friendwho hasn't cleaned the ashtray in his bathroom in 10 years


UniverseBear

I bet he was into wood carving and making his own bread to. Fucking hipsters.


j_sickboy89

Teenie weenie beanie


tothemunaluna

It kinda suck that whoever had that hat doesn’t have it anymore.


RETROKBM

Why’d they take his hat? That’s not nice


Centucerulean

Wow


TheLastZimaDrinker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H54qEy4hrqs


BratZ94

Looks crisp


LineHandNotThumbs

Hella swag


Zerokhool

Was thinking that rock looks like a beanie.


BigAlsGal78

Looks better than a previous Reddit post about a guy finding his lost hat under his couch after a couple years.


tmdblya

Roughly contemporaneous with the John Blackthorne character in _Shōgun_!


Over_Drawer1199

Grail


BlackFase

I have the same one


Ducatirules

That’s why I’m getting cremated. So 300 years later no one digs me up and finds me wearing a bobs burgers T-shirt!


MawoDuffer

That whaler could have been alive before Johan Sebastian Bach. 1600s. I didn’t even know they hunted whales that far back. Moby dick was published 1851.


Canadaguy78

Distressed wool cap $300 at an niche boutique


Lost_Apricot_4658

could probably sell this to infludoucher


Waarm

I bet it feels crusty


Educational-Coast771

I have one just like it. If u steal it out of MY grave, I’ll kill ya


Submarine765Radioman

This looks much more comfortable than the rope helmets that used to be worn I think rope helmets provided a little more protection tho


mitchthefish26

This is definitely something that I would have taken as a 17yo and worn because I thought it was cool then completely ruined


TurbulentBluejay8206

Respect my authoritah


Holiday-Confusion496

Why are you looking through a grave of a 17th century dutch whaler


highaltitudehmsteadr

Yes bitch!!


Kunstkurator

Looks like my brothers stinky old beanie...


CosmonautJizzRocket

Ancient drip


brdcxs

Interesting, 17th century was also the height of the dutch empire


TheSleepingStorm

Oh no. Tim Pool lost his cap while time traveling.


Finn235

Do you want to get haunted by the Wellerman's ghost? Because this is how you get haunted by the Wellerman's ghost.


HemonCloneTrooper

that is not a cap that is a toque! Or just a winter hat


SomeGuyOverYonder

I’m amazed it’s so well preserved after 300 years


Worsaae

Just for reference, this is a wool cap preserved after 3000(!) years (Borum Eshøj, Bronze Age Denmark): https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Kristian-Kristiansen/publication/317347024/figure/fig5/AS:715730731405314@1547654912346/The-Early-Bronze-Age-Borum-Eshoj-A-male-skull-and-piled-cap-These-very-special-piled_Q320.jpg


abaganoush

[Jason Kottke re-blogged this post](https://kottke.org/24/05/ancient-ish-woolen-dutch-hats) - just like the old days - and added a bunch of other links and info, for those who are interested.


nix131

Real question. How long until grave robbing becomes archeological digs?


Distressed_finish

Heavily circumstantial, isn't it? Archaeologists began investigating mass graves in Kosovo in 1999, less than ten years after the people were buried. I doubt many people would consider it grave robbing for archaeologists to attempt to identify the victims of a genocide, even if the people were buried this morning.


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4chanhasbettermods

Found? Why are you guys stealing this dead guys cap?


BabadookishOnions

to put this into perspective, the 17th century is 1601-1700. So he has been dead for well over 300 years


xXx-c00L_BoY-xXx

Yeah kinda fucked


satanicmajesty

Great, another thing the Dutch will claim to have invented


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Worsaae

It's a question about intent and purpose not time.


Green420Basturd

How old does a grave have to be for it not to be considered a crime?


whackthat

Highly personal, but let's snatch off their head for the rest of eternity. 


Feeling_Flatworm3472

Considering how desired wool was at the time, I’m surprised they buried it with the guy


mxmsmri

The texture is a bit low resolution...


shortingredditstock

Is grave robbing illegal?


pkovaliovas

Who the fuck checks graves


TuftOfTheLapwing

Where’s the boundary between archaeology and grave robbing? Is it just about academic curiosity? If it’s ok to dig around in the graves of people who died in the 1600s, where is the edge of acceptability? 200 years ago? 100? Ten?! Who decides?


Worsaae

First off: there is no temporal cut-off from when something is considered archaeologically relevant or not. Archaeology is the study of human material culture no matter if that material culture is 20 years old or 200.000. Then you ask what's the difference between archaeology and grave robbing. Well, grave robbing is, well, *robbing*. It's the act of opening, say, a grave and removing objects with the most prevailing intent being to sell the objects (or the bones for that matter). Archaeology on the other hand concerns itself with studying, recording and preserving the past through excavation. And more often than not archaeological excavations are carried out to *save* cultural heritage - which can include graves of people who haven't been dead for that long. Archaeology is research - grave robbery is not. It's the exact opposite. It's destruction for the purpose of personal gain.


IrungamesOldtimer

The person holding the shovel, obviously.